Big Brother Craze

Ok. Whew. New post -because holy hell in a handbasket people! The house exploded, an my fingers are falling off, but I’m here until the hamsters hit the sheets for the night. Right now it was very, very odd and disconcerting because after fishes, we came back to an outdoor lockdown and calm. Complete calm and idle conversation and it’s very very odd. I’ll be adding pictures down below, and anything else relevant will go after the cut on this one. Don’t forget the screen cap gallery, for more random caps then you can shake a stick at. Yup.

Memphis in the hammock. Ollie and Jerry are on loungers. April is too, but is buried under a blanket, talking to no one.

Jerry: Remember how I taught you how to take a knife away from someone?
(hello random.)
It’s good natured as he demonstrates.
Jerry: Tell ME I can’t take that thing away from you. A spoon ain’t no different! Haha!

On the couch - talk about Tom Brady between Michelle and Dan. Everyone else is quiet.

Ollie: Man!
Jerry: We’ll get up when they call us tomorrow, then go back to bed. We got nothing tomorrow.

Dan: When the ball’s kicked off, football is football. The money doesn’t really matter.
Michelle: it’s a lot of hard work, yeah. videos, working out, learning plays..
Renny: why you talkin bout Tom Brady?
Michelle: because he talks about brady and payton.

Fishes.

We’re back, and they’re all on the couch talking about I Love New York. Then

Jerry: You didn’t give him that key so he could take a dump, did you MIchelle?
Dan: I don’t use the words ‘take a dump’! I say use the facilities.
Jerry: same thing
Dan: the end result is the same.

Dan tries to change the subject, Renny doesn’t let him. and everyone talks about his stage fright, and Renny says that she’ll break him of the habit then

Jerry: Some day you’ll be in there and some girl will pound on the door “I need my makeup!”

Michelle: Don’t worry Dan. By the time you leave here, you’ll have no dump inhibitions.

Keesha admits to being on live radio, hypnotized, and acting like she was having an orgasm. Ollie loves this, cackling.
“You hear this Memphis?”
Memphis: gonna pretend like I didn’t!

Outside lockdown over - and still dishes on the table and stuff. Weird. Everyone’s hitting the ice cream. Renny and Michelle are dancing.

Memphis and Ollie head straight to bed - Dan goes and scared the hell out of him. Lbra asks them what happened with Keesha, she said don’t talk to her. They all say no. She heads out to the kitchen area - passes by Keesha, doesn’t ask, Renny and Michelle singing, fish.

April comes in, says goodnight everyone, hugs Jerry when he offers, and goes to bed, doesn’t even say anything to Ollie, covers up.

Renny: Time to go to bed!
She kisses Jerry on the forehead: Goodnight Colonel. You had a good day.

In the hippie room with Keesha.
Renny:This is gonna be good.
Keesha: It’s always good with me. Give me a little bit of credit.

Michelle hugs Jerry, says she’ll see him in the morning, and they’ll have breakfast. He says he’ll like that, and he’ll probably eat ice cream all night long.

Libra heads to bed. Silence. Keesha says she’s gonna turn the light out, and then Libra heads out to do something or another.

Renny: She as trying to save her ass.
Keesha: Pretty much. Which is fine. it’s a game. I went into there and was all AHH I wanna go home!
Renny: You joking?
Keesha: I miss.. everything. I can’t have you leave before I do. I need you here.

Jerry yells “I’m just startin to wind up! Everyone’s going to bed!”

Libra turns on the lights so she can turn on the night light, then continues to get ready for bed. Renny and Keesha are silent.

Fish, then all four feeds on hippie room

Keesha: I was just like. I can’t do this. This game, it makes you crazy.
She heads over to Renny to talk quietly.
Keesha: I told them, I can’t stand Libra and April, I can’t stand them. They used me. Remember I stood up and said, that thing about the designer dresses that we were the same size? And did you hear what Libra said? I was using April for designer dresses? What the hell, why would she say about that?
Renny: She’s a bitch.
Keesha: I attacked April! In front of Libra! I told her I can’t stand either one! They’ve both used me. April was all oh, no. Honestly Renny I tried so hard to talk to April, like maybe I’m missing something here. I talked to her, then she came upstairs and that was it. It’ll never happen.
Renny: No it won’t.
Keesha: I thought maybe I was selfish, or mean, so I tried… but they both… I don’t want anything to do with either one. I told Ollie I have nothing agianst him, no problems, because April was trying to,.. whatever. I’m not even going to pretend anymore. There’s one person out of everyone in here. That’s all that matters.
Renny: Everyone will use you in this house.
Keesha: Not everyone.
Renny: Just saying it like it is.
Keesha: it’s just hard when it comes down on you so fast.
Renny: It stares you right in the face, there’s the thing.
Keesha: It’s so frustrating sometimes

(THERE IT IS! OMG. I waited all night for her to kick that line out - too bad she didn’t whine it. Heh.)

Keesha: I thought it was me, maybe I was catty, maybe I need to step up and be the better person. Does me no good. Did me no good.
Renny: Nope. First of all, Libra is gettin scarier and scarier. She’s giving me so many looks, it’s scary.
Keesha: she’s trying to be your and Memphis best friends, she never talked to you before. She’s trying to say she’s a stronger competitor then me! Puts me down right to my face. I’m sick of it. I’m not your friend. not your friend. So frustrating.

(A two-fer! Hahah!)

Renny: I think everyone is half fake by the time we get out of here.
Keesha: She puts me down to my face, it’s how she is, tried to be the bigger person, but enough is enough. Telling April that I’m in this house for her designer dresses? Are you kidding me? How dare her! They called her out and she was all “I was just kidding” no she wasnt! You think I give two shits about that kind of stuff? I’m happy for her, but I’m the one… uuuuuuuuuugh! I was like you got to be kidding me, right now! I sat in here and said it was a great prize, yet she still puts me down. Ridiculous. Absolutely. Ugh!

Pause.

Keesha: Whatever.

Renny: She’s a very angry woman.
Keesha: Both. Different ways.
Renny: umhm.

Keesha: I felt like you tonight, Renny. I was like, I don’t even want to be here.

Fish.

Back to Keesha’s laughter: you’re so funny.

Keesha: It was a very pretty dinner, though.
Renny: umhm.
Keesha: And it was gooooood. This house is crazy.
Renny: yup.

1:37am - quiet in the Hippie Room. All 4 feeds on Renny/Keesha going to sleep. Then

Keesha: Goodnight.
Renny: Goodnight darlin. Everything’s gonna be ok.
Keesha: I know.

—I know there are others up in the house somewhere. Why are we watching Renny/Keesha sleep on all four feeds? Come one Skippy…

15 minutes later: Alright. Apparently sleeping Keesha and Snoring Renny are the feeds of the house, and still no sign of Libra to join/start crap, so I’m gonna go collapse. Hopefully BB lets the houseguests sleep in tomorrow!