Big Brother Craze

Things are quiet in the BB house, with keesha and Renny in the hippie room, and Memphis/Dan having a Bible buddies session in the living room. Not sure where Jerry is - probably re-cooperating from his fall in the pool in the HOH.

So what’s a recapper to do, in hopes of making the August goal? How about a round of “Caption this!”? Here’s a couple interesting screen caps - have at it in the comment section!

ETA: CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS!
Polkastria, CakeGirl, Tarri and Mike - email me your snailmail address through the contact me-> link over there, and I’ll get your stickers right out! I’ll put all of the captions under the pictures, with the winners marked. And thanks Mama for judging!

It’s so hard to be nice, I just hope Lessa still likes me when I leave. - Tarri
This is soooooooo frickin craaaaaaaazy! - Kevin
What do you mean… they can’t be bringing back Libra and April!!! - Rooo-Bee
These People, This House!!! - Kim
What!?! They LOST the WINE OPENER? - Mike
Damn these natural Blonde roots. - Annita
OMG! Will everyone please stop saying I look like Dani from season 8! - Polkastria
OMG, I need hair dye before we vote out Renny, otherwise Jerry wants to do my hair! - Filis

All that I’m saying is Give Peace a chance - Tarri
Did someone mention Jerry? Oh, I have too many fingers up - Kevin
I’m not ‘CRAZEE’ - Rooo-Bee
Darlin I only trust 2 people- Me and youse - Kim
I am not a crook! (ala Richard Nixon) - Mike
Jerry that was a hard fall you took in the pool, How many fingers am I holding up? - Annita
Winner! - “Peace Room my ass! One of these nights you guys are gonna scare me to death in here.” - Polkestria
I’m NOT drunk! I only had 2 bottles of wine. I can hold my booze, I’m from NuOrleens! -Filis

Talk to me, just talk to me for one more week - Tarri
This was the week number that America wanted me out of the house. I think it’s only because I’m 75 - Kevin
“I have NOT washed my hands 1 time when I use the bathroom” - Roooo-Bee
The number of fans I have! - Kim
I didn’t fall in the pool. I told that pool you have one time to disrespect me and I’ll put my foot up your drain. - Jeri
Winner! - “Will ya look at this sh*# I found one of Adam’s f’ing boogers on my f’ing pillow!!” - CakeGirl
I dont have to wash my hands, I just went number one. - Mike
Close enough Jerry! - Annita
I’ll be up there sleeping…Did I ever tell you about the time I slept through… (fill in pointless rambling Jerry story here) - Polkestria
See this finger? I almost lost it in Korea, but saved myself by boring the enemy to death with a story about my childhood. - Filis

Dan, if you vote me out, I’m goning to crush your cute little face. - Tarri
I’m voting you out this week, dahling. - Kevin
“Show Mamma and her babies some love!” - Roooo-Bee
This is how I am going to keep my eye on you this week so you can’t play anymore games and vote me out! - Kim
Ok, that does it, I am gonna pop this sucker off and see what is REALLY going on inside your head. - Mike
Dan what did you do with that super glue from the crafts kit? - Annita
I,ve been pickin’ my nose with this finger for 75 years!!! - Julie F.
Tell me you’ll take me to the final two or I’ll keep twistin’! - Polkastria
If you don’t keep me, Dan, I’ll snap your neck like a chicken! - Filis

Winner! I told you if you said fuck one more time I was washing your mouth out with soap. Now open up! - Tarri
I think I love you a ‘little’ too muhc, Keesha Marie. - Kevin
“We have to do the Veto Competition over!!!” - Roooo-Bee
The Kiss of Death. I’m now going to have to take you out… - Kim
Hey, they are men, if we give em a show like this everyday maybe they wont vote us out. - Mike
Be still Keesha, let me pop that pimple. - Annita
Hold still girl..We need to find out where that laugh is coming from and if it can be fixed. - Polkestria
Now, Keesha, hold still, I’m just gonna put back that tooth you lost. Play-doh works — trust me, I’m a mother! - Filis

Seriously, how can you not like me? I’m so cute. - Tarri
This will be my expression when Jerry gets evicted. - Kevin
“I am sending Renny Packin!” - Roooo-Bee
Who Me??? Couldn’t Be!!!! - Kim
Winner! - Muahaha, one old person down, one to go. - Mike
Bring a Mixologist, I took my crest white strips and mixed them with my special formula for those extra white teeth. - Annita
….And somehow Jessie still thought he was the good looking guy for this season. What a fool. - Polkestria
See? I told you I could slide down that bannister! - Filis

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And since Kim wants another sticker - let’s make this a comment contest! Who’ll judge? My momma! Whoever makes her snort her drink out her nose, wins! It’ll go until…. tomorrow, or you stop captioning. *g* - We have winners!

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Don’t forget - I will be here recapping the Sunday show as I watch it, so if you are pre-empted, or otherwise can’t get to the tv for some reason, I’m here for ya. I’ll still be hanging here recapping any Sunday afternoon excitement.

Renny/Keesha are in the Hippie room, chatting here and there. The game stuff is pretty much the same as before.

Renny: the colonel he set it up that I… he probably set it up with those guys! The way he was talking, that’s who he wants to take..
Keesha: a guy, yeah.
Renny: Memphis. He couldn’t beat him in endurance, but mentally… (hits pillow on bed.)

Renny: He really was never for the women. The Colonel. Never.
Keesha: Pretty much.
Renny: He’s only been used. Wait till he sees the tapes. When he won HOH that’s the only talked to him. Except for Dan.
Keesha: I always talked to him.
Renny: yeah, but for so long? until you couldn’t take it anymore.

Renny: and I heard you, did you ask her if he appologized to her! You’re damn right!
Keesha: Ollie went back and told him. Whatever. Who cares, he should have apologized.
Renny: You’re funny Keesha.
Keesha: He’s an ass. He only gets away with the things he does because he’s 75.

Renny: so when you asked him if he was gonna use it, he said he didn’t know?
Keesha: he said he wasn’t sure. Did you talk to him?
Renny: nope.

Renny: You think he’s gonna use it on you? Yes or no.
Keesha: no. No way. (munchcrunchmunch)
Renny: When you say you have a pretty good idea, he must have told you something.
keesha: no. i just know people. I’m pretty good at reading people. I just know thing. I knew before he even won, that if he did, that’s what he’d do. Because I totally take myself, put myself in their position, and figure what I’d do. If I was Mempis, and I won? I’d want to split us up. The votes - with both of us on the block, we can’t vote to save one another. That’s why I say that.
Renny: but why didn’t the colonel do that, the bastard?
Keesha: because he don’t give a shit. He doesn’t care which one of us leaves.

Keesha: know what I mean? You have to think from their viewpoint, not yours.
Renny: but when you do, there’s a lot of things that go through your mind at this stage of the game.
Keesha: Yes, but everyone knows how close we are, so I think they’re gonna try and break that up. From a game point of view, that’s smart.
Renny: I can always ask him if he’s gonna use it, that’s it. He’s not gonna tell me on who… He’ll probably tell me the same thing he told you, he don’t know yet.
Keesha: Never know till you try, what’s it gonna hurt?

Renny: I’ll approach him. I don’t know what I’m gonna say yet.

Keesha: Getting up I think. I can’t lay here.
Renny: Getting up, too.

They move outside to the red couches.
Keesha: I’ll be separated from you for the first time! We’ve been together since the beginning. it’ll suck.
Renny: however it turns out, we come out of her with a good thing. You’re the one person I won’t forget, Keesha Marie.
Keesha: You better not!

Keesha: how much longer? this is a long frickin game!
Renny: Just think, you could be the winner of half a million dollars.
Keesha: i could not imagine that. I don’t think my odds are very good.
Renny: Yeah right
Keesha: yeah right! Even if I made it, look at the Jury house. Everyonehates me
Renny: you don’t know that
Keesha: remember how I said I can read people? Just about everybody hates me. Michelle likes me ok, maybe, Libra, maybe, but I’m still a girl and I don’t think they’ll give a girl the money, because I know how girls are.

Keesha: but you know, I don’t think you can make it through this game without offending someone.
Renny: Yah. You know, things could have turned out different, you know. If I had won the POV… there was a chance.
—except that you were drunk as hell, Renny, there was no chance. Heh.

Renny: I’m gonna look like an idiot when I leave, huh?
Keesha: Why?
Renny: because I sucked at those POVs..
Keesha: you do not look like an idiot. You’re still here. That’s the one thing none of us look like, there’s no way. Though I could give a shit what people think about us. i don’t care what people think about me. I used too, but not any more. I went through hell and back in this house. The only people that matter are family and friends.

Renny: what’s his advantage in taking Dan?
Keesha: I don’t know. You’d have to ask him. Maybe they have a deal together? Maybe they’re taking each other to the end. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but I don’t know. There’s gotta be something, in order for him to keeping him. People don’t do things unless it favors them, no matter how much they like someone in this house.
Renny: He better weigh it very carefully, I’ll tell ya. His decision. It’s a very heavy weight.

Keesha: i could very possibly be leaving this week. All I ask is if I am, to give me a heads up, because I don’t want to be sitting there shocked. I deserve that.
Renny: You’ll know after tomorrow. If they don’t give you an inkling or anything, you’ll know.

Renny: you think they’d tell you?
Keesha: I hope that they would, that’s all I ask. If they think I should leave, I have no control over that. All I ask is that they let me know, because I don’t want to be sitting there when she announces the vote and have no idea, know what I mean? I don’t want to be caught off guard like that.

Renny: well, you always run the risk when you align with someone. He’s pretty much looks like he’s aligned with Dan, so.
Keesha: I’m not mad, I just want to know. The only thing that would make me mad is if no one tells me, and they evict me. I won’t forget that.
—Really Keesha? Like how you’re doing RIGHT NOW with Renny?

Keesha: I mean, I gave it my best. I did everything I could do, and I don’t see how I could change anything. I’m not mad at myself for it. I think I played the best that I could.
Renny: You did phenomenal. And you’re still in it.

Renny: Can you beleive he’s been doing his wife’s hair for 40 years? How cheap can you get? Talk about frugal… come AWN. Come awn.

Renny/Memphis in the hippie room.
renny: I’m honest - I’m gonna ask you straight up. Are you gonna use the POV?
Memphis: I don’t know, I really haven’t made a decision. I haven’t fully decided what I was gonna do.
Renny: I’ll be honest with you, I always thought you were a big competitor in this game, have to give you your just deserts. I know you’re a thinker, I kinda am myself too, it is a big decision.
Memphis: I know, and right now Renny it’s a lose lose for me. Someone has to go home this week and it’s not who we want it to be. It sucks and is gonna be hard no matter who leaves. It’s one of those things where… I wish… i dunno, one choice isn’t better then the other. I kinda look at it at even play. Just so you know, no one is throwing anyone under the bus, talking crap I don’t play that game and I’d take offense if they did, and they’d go home if I had the decision, no one’s talking crap about anyone, except for one and we can’t seem to get his ass out of this house. He’s the only one talking about others… I can honestly say no one is talking crap and I like that because that’s how I play. I don’t know, Renny, I really don’t.

Renny: you’re a pretty square,s traight forward guy. Maybe I haven’t been real close, but I’ve always acknowledge you as a eprson..
Memphis: I’m not gonna make the decision on who I’m close to in this game, it has to be a strategic decsion, it’s gonna be a rough decision and it’s gonna suck, I think we’ve all played a good game and deserve something out of it.
Renny: I suck at POVs
Memphis: and I haven’t won an HOH… it’s more then that. I don’t know, Renny, I haven’t made a decision
Renny: I had to come to you, and all
Memphis: Everyone is looking at me crazy because I haven’t talked about it
REnny: Yeah, I think you can’t talk about it right now, it’s a big decision that’ll affect ther est of your life.
Memphis: Any decision like this will be hard for the rest of the time.
Renny: I’ve liked you as a person, always kept my eye on ya though, to be honest with you, this guys incredible, that’s just being honest. Many people have thought the same thing, trust is something earned and over time it’s good, but when the crunch numbers come, you have to think like everyone else would in this house… whats best for you, and who do you think you’d have the best chance with bringing you to a certain point.
Memphis: that’s what sucks about it right now, because next week, it’s gonna come up to one person, and you wont know who that is… I don’t know. I never thought I’d make it this far, much less have a chance in hell going farther. it sucks to have to trust someone else to make that decision. Peopls can tell you they’ll take you this far, but when it comes down to it…
Renny: All I can say is your looking at a lot of money - people wills ay one thing, money is the root of all evil
—–no, Renny the LOVE of Money is the root of all evil. Sigh.

Renny: You do what’s best for you, and whatever your choice is I hope it’s the best for you
Memphis: Me too, that’s what sucks! I was thinking about it yesterday, whatever decision I make, or is made later, or so far… it sucks because I’m gonna sit back and watch and be like kicking myself in the head if I don’t win. You know what I mean? Itsucks because you’ll be like shit, maybe if I hadn’t gotten rid of Steven… you know? That’s why I kinda don’t want to watch it, thinking all that. It sucks, it sucks! I’m gonna keep thinking about it.
Renny: I knew you were a big competitor, you and April. I wanted you both, as you know, but, we continued forward which was good, everyone helped one another get forward in a sense. But you ahve a big decision. I appreciate you talking to me. When your decision come down, we’ll go forward from there. Sometimes it’s out of your hands. good luck with… I know it’s a heavy weight. Good luck, Memphis.
Memphis: thanks, Renny…

Renny goes to report in to Keesha about the convo, Memphis closes his eyes and pulls his hat down low.

Renny: I talked to him. He just doesn’t want to say, does he?
Keesha: What did he say, that he didn’t know?
Renny: uh huh.

Renny then has to pop back in to talk to Memphis:
Renny: I hope you didn’t take that the wrong way, that I think you’re a great competitor… I meant that as a compliment
Memphis: Yeah, I know (after she leaves ‘crazy.’)
—-Renny, everyone knows you’ve been after Memphis for weeks, no need to feel guilty about that now.

Renny: He (Jerry) pretends to be sleeping.
Keesha: he pretends he can’t hear, then he can hear you whispering!
Renny: Oh I know.