Big Brother Craze

The houseguests are planning a party for this afternoon and everyone’s pretty excited about it, and they’ve asked for some alcohol and promised not to talk game for 30 minutes if they can get some music.

Everyone’s into it… except for James who mentioned to us “I don’t know about you, but I really hate these people.” James is letting it all hang out… literally.

After the cut - adult content! Don’t say I didn’t warn you!

James joins the party, wrapped in a towel, and laying on the lounger next to Natalie… naked! Much laughter as Natalie screams and turns away and keeps her eyes covered - Everyone is cracking up, and Sheila comments that it’s like a train wreck, ya HAVE to look! Ryan says “Even I looked! And I’m a GUY! Jimmy’s gonna rock out with his *ock out!”

He’s laying there, naked, and BB even chimes in: James, put on your…. microphone. Laughter all around!

He tells Natalie she can play with it - it’s just kinda dead and laying there right now, but they can make it grow for her. Brief flames as he ends up on another lounger, still close to Natalie who’s ignoring him for all she’s worth, though she did suggest they put a lei on it. Sheila was all to happy to comply, and “crowned” him just a minute ago.

Sharon is laughing hysterically, she and Sheila are all about it - says they’ve seen it before and think it’s just funny as all get out.

He is messing with Natalie - says that he heard she was gonna share Sheila all day, and offers Sheila his protection. She accepts, and he says he has to protect the Big Sheila because she’s gonna vote for him, she’s flipping the house, Natalie, flipping the house! Everyone knows it’s BS and he’s doing his best to bother Natalie. She is ignoring him so far - but I’ve a feeling this afternoon nekid time is gonna get to her for sure. At least she’ll turn her attentions elsewhere from campaigning wildly to covering her ass. Sharon’s joined him on the lounger - she ain’t skeered!

And now Natalie is going off - that he’s negative and that’s why no one likes her, and she’s pulling her lounger away from him because he flicked water on her. She’s calling him an ugly ass and immature and how he can’t have a good time like he promised. She goes after Chelsia’s “stank” and he just laughs and tells her she’s the only one in a pissy mood. James says he thinks she might be the only negative person out there - Adam says right now? Yup, you crashed her party, Jimmy! He says he’s always positive! The cling-on hooker from Vegas, though, is not.

Natalie is inside talking to Ryan and Sheila (well, flipping out more like it) and claiming sexual harrassment, etc. She says that they’re talking shit, and not really, he’s just explaining to Sharon and Adam some of the things she’s been doing behind their backs, getting everything off their chest. Natalie is calling him a sore loser, talking shit, trying to make her look bad (yeah, pot - kettle! You do well enough on your own, sweetheart.) She’s going on and on about how he won’t do it to the guys, or Sheila, or Sharon so that leaves only her. Um - he’s only pissed off at her! He’d go after the guys, but he’s not angry with them, or sheila, or sharon. She says she doesn’t care, but she keeps on going on - shades of Allison…

Natalie is inside and Adam walked in and she pounced on him “What’s he saying, what do you mean nothing, I saw his mouth running like crazy, it’s harassment, it’s sexual harassment and I won’t stand for it” and on and on and on and on…. but she doesn’t care, of course. He still has a little baggy of flour she doesn’t know about too - they only told him to be careful of her eyes, he got lucky with Sheila. Sheila’s laughing about it with Sharon, while Natalie hides inside next to the boys who are playing chess.

She is now bringing her complaints to Sheila, and says she’s worried that people will laugh at her. HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man is SHE in for a rude awakening. Natalie says she wouldn’t be so happy if it were happening to her - and Sheila reminded her it HAS happened to her. Natalie didn’t like that take, says she’s going to stay inside all day. Sheila tells her to lighten up a little. I know, right?

James came in, they’re hoping to find alcohol in the Store room - found scissors instead and the girls are trimming their hair, as James watches the boys play chess.

Still nude.

Sheila: What are they gonna do to show that on TV?
Sharon: Blur his junk out, easy.
Sheila: That’s gonna be a LOT of Blurring!

The days activities have just begun - he promised to make her last day with him unsettling and hell - he’s got her going already! Stay tuned!