Big Brother Craze

So, I’ve never watched the other versions of Big Brother before, not even the UK version. I know, I’m so late to the game! There’s no time like the present, right? This round is Celebrity Big Brother, and they’ve chosen 11 celebs, including three Americans of the ultra d-list type fame. Who are our ‘locals’ in the house?

Coolio.
Yes. Coolio, who was pleased to tell everyone that his recent physical said he had the heart,lungs, liver and sexual performance of a 25 year old. I know, I’m impressed too, aren’t you? Don’t you wanna just run in and hump his leg? Yeah baby. He’s hoping someone wants him too, though - as he wants attractive gals attracted to him so he “might get some”. Be still my beating heart..

LaToya Jackson
Yes. That LaToya. And what the hell is wrong with her face? Seriously? And the way she laughs? OMG. No 52 year old I know laughs like a chipmunk on crack like she does. I wanted to smack her within the first five minutes. Her bio also cracks me up - never used her fame to get anything, but can’t live without bottled water. Alrighty then. Apparently Jermaine did Celebrity Big Brother 5, too. Those Jacksons. Can’t ever get rid of them…

And completing the American D-List Trifecta, we have Verne.
Yeah. Mini-Me. Didn’t he do the Surreal Life too? He thinks it’ll be like summer school, and already has shared stories of getting drunk with Coolio, and…

yeah. These are the three American “celebrities” that they get to spend four weeks in the British Big Brother House. They join a variety of Celebs from England, Scotland and Ireland, from a topless glamour model, to an actress to a politician.

And if CBBUK isn’t your bag of tea - hit up QuirkyDude’s Youtube - he’s got BB1, and BB4, and BB5 all up and running!

I know. You have been wondering, since it’s been a week, right? (Except for those who have joined the ‘house’ to watch us play, as well as interact with other iMericans, as well as those on my Super Secret BBiInsider Email List - that you can join if you use the contact link over there under my name AND pass a IP check… YOU all know what’s going on…) So I figured I’d best get in here and give an update, so that the rest of ya’ll know too!

Not like any of the BB10 folks have returned my emails… *L* S’all good though. We love you, houseguests!

Now:

Here we go. In the last week, Lessa survived again! Fil swooped in, stealing HOH right out from under my nose, but he clearly had other priorities then lil ole me when it came to targets for his HOH week. Whew! He put up MissNYC and Sludgelips instead, and I was perfectly ok with that.

Then, the food competition had quite a little twist to it, though we only just recently found out the final prize in that. I lost it, due to a question I didn’t quite remember right, and since Noel said it - stands to reason she remembered it better then me. *L* So she won the prize, and took PMs from four of the houseguests.

Remember the Prize. It comes into play…

Then! POV Comp, and we had to GIVE VOTES for someone ELSE to win POV! OMG. I took the best calculated risk I could, and rocked that bitch like you wouldn’t believe, answering all but 2 questions right, and handing the Head of Household the POV. My reasoning? He made the noms, he’d want to keep them the same, right? Right. That was my hope, and it proved valid enough, as Sludgelips and MissNYC remained on the bock.

Just after our votes for eviction were put in, we were given the news that Noel’s other prize was immunity for this upcoming week - in exchange for those other folks put on lack of PMs for the week. Ha! Some folks were really upset about it, but really? It’s all apart of the game. Things blew up, as they usually do, right after HOH…

…that I lost. Again. DAMMIT. I’m due, right? Isn’t it time for another endurance comp? I could rock that… *L* Assuming I survive another week, and am not the last non-jury eviction, right? Right. *L*

So Marissa is now the HOH, and Nominations will be tomorrow. Head on over to the iHouse - and join the fun! You KNOW you want too!

With the just posted eviction, we close up on week two, and I’m still there! WHOOHOOO! Not so easy to get rid of me, it seems!

We had our first ‘food’ competition this week, and the version of online interactive slop is…. NO Private Messaging for the losing team! Now, as you can imagine that puts a little bit of a crimp on the whole strategy whispering side of things, ya know? But we managed, and the PMs came back on directly after the eviction…

Oh, SPEAKING of eviction. You wanna know who won POV? DO YA? That’s right! ME! 15 freakin hours of an ‘endurance’ POV, where for the first 6 hours we had to post every 15 minutes, the last 9 hours we had to post EVERY FIVE MINUTES.

I’m still tired.

But I came out the victor - agreeing to a last minute deal to save the other girl fighting for the POV, thus keeping us both safe. I kept my word, took Danette off the block, and Tequila put Bartenderchik32 up in her place. And then all hell broke lose. *L* It culminated in Bartender being evicted by an 8-1 vote.

I ya’ll want more details, remember you can send me a request to be added to the BBiInsider Email List - and once you pass an email/IP check by the powers that be, you can receive my often incoherent and always verbose and rambling missives of the happenings inside the house according to Moi.

You know you want to…. *g*

Tomorrow is the HOH - can I pull off another win? Here’s hoping! It’d sure be nice to relax for a week! Stay tuned!

Though it wasn’t for lack of trying on at least one front!

Before we get to that though, I wanted to let you all know that The Renegades, our boys Dan and Memphis - will be in Seattle on Wednesday, for a Real One interview! For those that still have the feeds, that means that Wednesday at 6pm PST, on Feed Four, they’ll be answering questions from the Superpass chat rooms. They will also be giving away 10 free-for-a-year Super Pass subscriptions at some point during the hour - so be sure to tune in for that!

For those that don’t have the feeds any longer, I’ll be sure to post it up here just as I did Keesha/Chelsia. I know. I’m such a rebel. *g*

Now - for the BBI Update!

Yes - despite the best efforts of Careyan, I remain in the Big Brother Interactive ‘house’ and intend to stay that way. For her efforts, Careyan was evicted unanimously by a 10-0 vote, with our cheers following her out the door. The extent of her last minute attempt to “expose” me for “lying” about who I am (….yeah. I know, right?) was a dismal failure, and when coupled with her slams against Danny and the BBi game itself, it resulted in her being evicted FIVE HOURS EARLY.

All together now - Hit the road, Jack, and don’t ya come back no more no more no more no MORE!

(Lessa! Please stop singing!)

When it came to the HOH competition I thought I was prepared, I’d studied everything I could possibly think of… and then I over-thought the question. I had part two, Renny, within seconds. It was the ‘riddle’ that got me, because I dug TOO deep, instead of seeing the obvious. Duh. If I had had both answers right the first time, I might have won, but I didn’t.

So, congrats to Tequila for winning HOH! Let the new week begin!

Tomorrow there’s a “Food” competition, which Danny promises will shake things up even more, so be sure you hit up the site, and the forums for all the latest drama and excitement! And if you want more of an insiders view - drop me a note with your email with the contact form, and once you clear Danny’s ip/email check, I’ll get you added right away.

One week down, 9 to go!

First - the good news! I AM NOT NOMINATED! WHOOO! The nominations are in, and Vital Viper, the week one HOH, has nominated Careyan and Danette. You can go to the site for more info or head straight to the forums for his little speech and whatnot. I can say that I heartily approve of these nominations, because THEY AREN’T ME!

Do I feel safe? Not a tall. I’d be stupid to! I may be blond under all the hair color, but I’m not stupid. There’s still POV, which I’m not playing in, and the possible re-nom. I’m fairly confident, as the drama has included my name, but as the victim that I was, rather then an instigator. Which is good, because I had nothing to do with any of that. I won’t feel completely safe for week 1 until after the POV/re-noms, and then it’ll gear up again by HOH comp time.

I’m a little pouty that I don’t get to play in the POV, but eager to see it all play out none-the-less. Should be interesting to finally see our first competition and how it’ll go. It seems like it’ll be simple enough, but there’s no telling what Danny-chen has up his sleeve.

I also just turned in my first DR session - so that should be posted by tomorrow in the forums so ya’ll can see a bit more of what’s going on in my head. Enjoy!

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Now, for obvious reasons, there’s not a LOT I can delve into on the site here, because everyone over at the BBi house knows where this site is. It could be the equivalent of letting them see my DR sessions, right?

So I’ve been thinking… I know there’s a couple of folks who wanted a more insiders view of what’s going on, what I know, have seen, etc. I’ve been trying to figure out a way to make that happen for you. My one worry is to maintain the integrity of the game - I’m not the cheating type. I can’t see anything that goes on in the forums other then our little house portion, and that’s the way it has to stay until I’m evicted. (Although, I’m not gonna lie, I’m DYING to see what folks are saying about everyone.. Do they like me? hate me? TELL ME! No, don’t tell me, I’m not supposed to know. OMGAUGH!)

So how about this - if you want a more detailed report from me about what’s going on behind the scenes of the BBi house from my point of view, send me an email through the contact button to the right there, under my name. In that message, please promise/swear that you will not tell me anything that is being said on the forums that may impact the game. Then keep that promise. You also must swear not to pass along anything I say to any of the other houseguests, as that would be the equivalent of letting them see DR sessions and giving them info they otherwise would not have.

I’ll put whoever is interested on a list and will email occasionally with some behind the scenes banter, to help keep ya up on some of the extra drama, since a lot goes down via PM - like we’re all whispering while obstructing our mics. *L*

Granted, I’ll have to simply trust you - but I think most of ya’ll are good upstanding folks! *grins* At least, ya better be… *L* So, if your interested, hit up that contact button, and I’ll give ya some “Email Messages From The iHouse” and keep you up to date. Obviously - you other iGuests -this does NOT apply to YOU! Shoo! *L*

In actual BB news - no takers on interviews yet. Still trying! But this video = WIN! HAHAH!