Big Brother Craze

…if a little boring. This time of the season is great because hopefully our favorites are in the end, or we’ve at least a ‘lessor of two evils’ that we’re rooting for. It also kinda sucks because really, how much is there for these guys to do? They sleep, they eat, they drink…

….they get busted for hoarding wine. At least they do if it’s Renny and Keesha - who were just called to the DR and told they can’t do that tonight. They’re gonna get some wine/beer, but can’t hoard it like they did last night.

Dan and Jerry are sharing some mac n cheese at the counter, Renny and Keesha are waiting for the alcohol to be delivered, while Keesha sweeps up Dan’s mess - he threw some granola to Memphis, Memphis dropped it, it shattered. Heh.Memphis is slurping some soup, too. And it’s another night in the BB house.

They got 6 beers (Memphis puts two in the fridge) and a bottle of wine.

If anything happens - I’ll post it! In the meantime, what did you think of tonight’s show and the edit? Do you wish they had shown Renny get drunk before the POV? Are you tired of the sweet old man edit that Jerry is getting? Do tell!

Oh! some game talk, briefly.

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-:08 Setting up the post! It’s time to watch the Morphomatic! Hurray!

:00 Previously on Big Brother… here we go kids! Poor Jerry is all alone in the game, and he’s not sure of his survival, but he surprised everyone and won HOH and set his sites on Dan. Dan and Memphis have a plan to save the Renegades… Memphis went to work… he made a final two deal with Keesha as well… at the nomination ceremony, he went after his target, and the Renegades hopes are alive! Who will win the POV and will it be used to save Dan or Keesha? Find out tonight!

:02 Flashback to the nomination ceremony, as usual. Jerry nominations Dan and Keesha, both of them have nominated him, but Dan - it’s a matter of trust, and Keesha, it’s 2 hohs and a pov, she’s a good player, but it comes down to the POV.

Dan says he’s not thrilled to be nominated but is excited that he and Memphis are not on the block together, the POV is critical, one of them has to win. Jerry says he hopes to acheive getting Dan out of the house, as long as Memphis keeps his deal, Dan will go home. Keesha says that Jerry told her she’s not the target, but she’d be stupid not to be worried. Memphis has final 2 deals with Dan, keesha and Jerry, it he can get rid of Renny, he’ll be sitting pretty.

:04 cut to Dan in the doom room “Lets see waht the magic man has left in his want..” Keesha comes to talk to him, and they talk about the POV being huge and how it sucks. Dan tells her they both can still stay. She says Renny or Memphis can go up - Dan says if one person wins it, it depends on who it is and if they use it. She says you’ll never know… Dan asks if either of them struck a deal with Jerry, and Keesha says she doesn’t know, she hates that that’s where it is right now, and both of them will fight just as hard. Keesha thinks if Dan goes down, Memphis goes up, if Keesha wins, Renny goes up. They’re all in the same boat, the only sure thing is getting it yourself.

:06 Dan goes to the HOH room to talk to Jerry. He says there’s no hard feelings at all, and hopes there’s no anomosity. Jerry says there isn’t but he had to look at the situation, he’s one against four. He’d be naive to think they all really loved him for him. It’s tied to the POV, no one should feel safe. Dan agrees. Jerry tells us that by suggesting that any one of them can go, he was covering the agreement between him and Memphis. Jerry tells dan not to think anyone has him, the alliance is fractured, they can smell that money.

:07 Renny is downstairs, talking to Jerry. More talk on the POV, and JErry says everyone has a shot, everyone is vulnerable, if Memphis gets it, they can decide to send Keesha home, or Renny. Renny says so many scenarios, Jerry says no control, and Renny goes to talk to Keesha.

Keesha says she’s ok, but it’s never good to get friends against friends. Renny says they’d save her, they wouldn’t vote Renny out over Keesha. Keesha says the only way that would happen is if Memphis wins. Keesha tells us Renny is already flipping her lid, but she’s not even on the block! Renny says that even though Keesha and Dan are on the block she doesn’t feel safe at all, maybe she’s paranoid, but she doesn’t think so, she doesn’t feel safe at all.

:10 Commercial!

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Good morning, BB Crazies! (It’s still morning here, hush!) The houseguests were slow moving today, and I don’t blame them, I am too! Big Brother woke them individually for what had to be some very groggy DR sessions early this morning, perhaps some last minute footage for tonight’s show - it’s Morph-o-matic tonight on the show! YAY!

OUr fabulous four woke slowly, and stumbled around, slurpped coffee, and had some comfortable conversations about tourist hotspots and things like that. Even Jerry was slow to get up and moving this morning, but invariably he made it downstairs to make his good morning rounds - annoying Renny in less then 2 minutes. Heh. Memphis, Memphis is just trying to pull through lunch so he can fire up his baby, the grill. Such a manly man!

They have a complaint time about Jerry, how he kept telling stories and annoying them. They plan on a pool day, because he usually avoids the pool…

Then Jerry pulled Keesha upstairs - game on. After the cut!

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After dinner made on the new grill, the over full houseguests played memory, where Dan won, and they discovered another card was missing. Where’s Michelle and her conspiracy theories when we need her?

But that wasn’t the best part of the evening! They’ve been watching a spider spin it’s web, and Dan and Memphis decided to feed moth’s to the spider - much to Keesha’s dismay. The excitement came when they got the moth to stick, and the spider pounced immediately and wrapped him up.

I know, right? Can’t hardly take that kind of excitement!

They got a bottle of wine, but the boys are still outside, so Renny and Keesha snag it, open it in the store room so they can stash it in the freezer, and hide it from the boys and Jerry - who have tried a bee, but it was too heavy, so are chasing another moth around the yard.

OH! And one of you asked where they found the question game - here ya go: Table Topics.

Pictures after the cut for the aracnopobes!

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Good morning! Hey, it’s still morning here, and I just got up after a surprise nap.YOu know how it is, you lay down for ‘just a minute’ and wake up 3 hours later? Yeah, exactly.

Oh and? HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN!!!
Oh #2 - WINNERS for the caption contest announced - scroll down or click here!

So… The POV Ceremony has happened and…

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We’re back, and it’s still pretty much as boring as before, though Memphis has discovered something. The fish food only goes to September 16. Gee, wonder why? *L* the fab four are on the couch outside, while Jerry plays cards with himself at the kitchen table. Can you stand the excitement?

Don’t forget to scroll down and catch the caption contest, for the chance at your very own Big Brother Craze sticker! And even better? A whole lotta laughs. (grin) You guys are FUNNY!

I’ll stick any exciting stuff/game talk, after the cut like always!

Still general chit-chat. Monica’s father was nuetral about Dan coming on BB, and Renny can’t understand what business it would be of his. Dan says that she just wanted to be sure his daughter didn’t get hurt.

They talk about ratings, and how many people are watching. Jerry asks how many CBS mobile people there might be, and

Keesha: i don’t know, but their questions are getting on my nerves!
She pauses, then adds with a smile
Keesha: I mean, I LOVE my fans…

She thinks some of them are cool, the questions, but others are way far off the wall. They try to figure out how CBS Mobile works (and I can’t say because it doesn’t work for Alaskans. I know, right?) Meanwhile, Dan says he wishes he’d paid attention in art class instead of flirting with all the girls. Being as he kinda comes off a little geeky at times? I’m betting the girls mighta wished so too. (grin)

Dan says he got asked… and we get fish. Heh.

—- Oh my. Carolyn has decided to write her evening post as if CBS were editing it for the TV viewers, as tonight’s show was another sweet old man edit for JErry, instead of the Jerry we feed watchers know. You gotta see this - check it out! Then, of course, you should come back here and comment on the Caption This post, or just in general! We’ve still got a ways to go to meet our goal, but I’m happen no matter how close we get!

Dan’s still playing with his crafts, and giving Keesha a hard time because Renny’s bracelet she made broke. “If you want quality, come to Dan’s Jewelers. If you want low prices, go to Keesha’s Korner.”

Renny’s decided to head into the kitchen to make Dan’s birthday cake Keesha’s inside with her, Memphis has disappeared, and Dan is left alone with Jerry. Ah, Memphis is outside, whistling to see if he can get someone’s attention, while Renny calls Dan inside to decide what his cake should be. He wants a football cake.

Keesha: What are the options?
Renny: this or Chocolate on Chocolate.
Keesha: that’s what I want.
Dan: yeah, because it’s YOUR birthday…

He was grinning though. Then Jerry asks Memphis a question about production, and we get fish. We come back and Memphis is now inside, as Jerry plays pool outside on his own. Dan and Memphis are talking about the braided bracelets everyone made.. Keesha says she remembers.

Dan: How can you remember, you’re not even the same generation as us!

She pokes him. Renny asks Memphis to open a bottle of oil, and he tries, and Dan is all “I got this!” and opens it.

Dan: See that America? Catch that? He’s got 60 pounds on me, but has old man strength.
Memphis: I’ll break that bottle in half…
—-not a stretch, as they’re keeping a running total of how many things Memphis has accidently broken. *L* His dresser drawers, ice cube tray, Dan’s hoh bed, so on so forth. —-

Outside:
Jerry: Does anyone in production want to shoot pool? Just hanging by myself…

Inside:
Keesha: I don’t think you should make dan a birthday cake! He’s being a brat!
Dan: heeeeeey! We sang happy birthday to you and you called everyone an f!
Keesha: one eprson.
Renny: never trust someone who carries around a bible!
Keesha: if you’ve seen past shows….

Dan: renny! You know you’ll be the only person outside of my mom that’s made me a birthday cake?
Renny: Monica hasn’t?
Dan: no, but she threw me a surprise birthday party, bought the cake, invited all of my friends..
Keesha: awwww..

Renny’s been looking for her spatula - and Dan is caught, because he knows where it is. In the pool box, because he’s been using it to open the Pool filters with. She tells him to go get it! But he can’t find it… uh oh. Dan’s in trouble!

Renny: He doesn’t have anything in his hand!
Keesha: It was laying out there. He probably lost it.

Jerry tosses some Chex mix to Keesha from the balcony, since she likes them. Heads back into HOH to munch on something else.

Dan still can’t find the spatula.
—-I know. This is as exciting as it gets tonight Kids!

OH! GAME TALK! After the cut!

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-:10 just setting up the post before running the kid to work - don’t forget to scroll down and check out the Caption Contest! Ya’ll are FUNNY! See ya right here in 10!

:00 previously on BB…

:02 Flash back to the eviction! Dan tells us that when he heard there was a double eviction, he just hoped his alliance would come out unscathed. Jerry tells us when Michelle left, he saw his alliance dwindling, going down one by one. Keesha says she fell bad, but she was one of Michelle’s biggest targets, so she had to go and renny says she was crazy about Michelle, but she remained loyal to the alliance. Ollie says he will avenge her leaving. Memphis: thank god Michelle is gone, the things that came out of her mouth were ridiculous. She was a complainer, a pain in the ass, and thought she deserved the money more then anyone else. See ya, don’t let the door hitcha.

Keesha: so Michelle leaves - no chance to let anything sink in, it’s time for HOH.

Flash back to the HOH - and Memphis says crap, no way she’s gonna be able to do this math! his face was hysterical!) We see her win, and the excitement as she grins in the Diary room “YES! I just needed it SO bad, for me and my teammates. I thought I was gonna cry.” Dan says after Keesha won, the nominations were obvious, made him feel pretty good.

Flashback to nominations.
Jerry says you never feel safe, don’t know what’s going on in their minds, I jsut said play your hardest. Ollie says (previously) that his back was against the wall and he plays his hardest then.

Flashback to the Veto Competition. Dan says his whole weak strategy is a wash, he won hoh, 2 vetos, no one will believe he’s weak. he pulls Keesha and Memphis over to see who they wanted to go home, she says Ollie, Memphis tells us he was grinning ear to ear. Dan grabs Renny in “she said Ollie” then Memphis and Dan have a quick Renegade handshake celebration in the bathroom, while Ollie sits alone on his bed, head in hands.

Time for the nomination ceremony - he does not use the POV. Ollie mutters to Jerry that”we don’t get a week to campaign, do we” Ollie is evicted and storms out.

They all fall over and Dan says he couldn’t have written a better script, the only one they have to get rid of is Jerry. They show him asking for them to be kind and talk to him. Jerry tells us he’s all alone, facing four that have been in an alliance a long time, he’s not sure of his chances for survival. He says he knew that Ollie would vote for Michelle, when you 75 you can’t let one little incident stop him. Renny says she finds it hard to talk to him, they have nothing in common! (love the music)

Fabulous Four Celebration Time in the Hippie Room! As Jerry plods back to his room, then fast beats as they congratulate Keesha and Dan jumps on the bed. The four exit, and Jerry is unpacking, alone. Fab Four on the couches. Memphis says he was happy to see Ollie go, cakewalk to the final four. Renny says dude, we may win the game. Memphis ‘he knows he’s not safe now.’

:10 Commercial!

:13 We’re back. 8bb time… Dan is asking what time it is, and what time it is there, and what it would be in New Orleans, and dan says that means it’s 10 there, and she says 6, and Dan says she knows her time zone! Renny has it backwards though. Renny “don’t laugh! You’re making an ass out of yourself…” They ask who celebrates NYE first - she gets that right, and she insists, “Don’t tell me I don’t know the time, you thik I’m a dummy?” Renny: wait, wait! What are you asking me? if it’s 8… it’s 10!

Memphis laughs “Renny was gonna smack Dan!”

Cut to the hippie room, as Keesha asks if Dan and Memphis can imitate her laugh… Memphis tells us her laugh is definitely one at at ime. Dan says the only time he’s heard one before was the hyeena’s at the zoo - it starts with a long weird noise followed by the laugh, (all of this spliced with her laugh of course) Dan imitates it - and does a pretty good job… and I’m giggling like crazy. Renny says she’s sure Dogs can heal her all over the place. She tells the houseguests she’s never been teased about it before, she says her boyfriend doesn’t tease her. Memphis says he’s just being nice.

It’s time for the HOH competition! Keesha comes out in a carnival outfit, Renny has memories, Dan says skeeball! Memphis tells us the obvious, they have to win it, Dan says 3vs 1, if you can’t win that, one deserves to go home. Jerry says he has to win to survive, the whole house is against him, he has to play his heart out to win it.

:18 Commercial!

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Things are quiet in the BB house, with keesha and Renny in the hippie room, and Memphis/Dan having a Bible buddies session in the living room. Not sure where Jerry is - probably re-cooperating from his fall in the pool in the HOH.

So what’s a recapper to do, in hopes of making the August goal? How about a round of “Caption this!”? Here’s a couple interesting screen caps - have at it in the comment section!

ETA: CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS!
Polkastria, CakeGirl, Tarri and Mike - email me your snailmail address through the contact me-> link over there, and I’ll get your stickers right out! I’ll put all of the captions under the pictures, with the winners marked. And thanks Mama for judging!

It’s so hard to be nice, I just hope Lessa still likes me when I leave. - Tarri
This is soooooooo frickin craaaaaaaazy! - Kevin
What do you mean… they can’t be bringing back Libra and April!!! - Rooo-Bee
These People, This House!!! - Kim
What!?! They LOST the WINE OPENER? - Mike
Damn these natural Blonde roots. - Annita
OMG! Will everyone please stop saying I look like Dani from season 8! - Polkastria
OMG, I need hair dye before we vote out Renny, otherwise Jerry wants to do my hair! - Filis

All that I’m saying is Give Peace a chance - Tarri
Did someone mention Jerry? Oh, I have too many fingers up - Kevin
I’m not ‘CRAZEE’ - Rooo-Bee
Darlin I only trust 2 people- Me and youse - Kim
I am not a crook! (ala Richard Nixon) - Mike
Jerry that was a hard fall you took in the pool, How many fingers am I holding up? - Annita
Winner! - “Peace Room my ass! One of these nights you guys are gonna scare me to death in here.” - Polkestria
I’m NOT drunk! I only had 2 bottles of wine. I can hold my booze, I’m from NuOrleens! -Filis

Talk to me, just talk to me for one more week - Tarri
This was the week number that America wanted me out of the house. I think it’s only because I’m 75 - Kevin
“I have NOT washed my hands 1 time when I use the bathroom” - Roooo-Bee
The number of fans I have! - Kim
I didn’t fall in the pool. I told that pool you have one time to disrespect me and I’ll put my foot up your drain. - Jeri
Winner! - “Will ya look at this sh*# I found one of Adam’s f’ing boogers on my f’ing pillow!!” - CakeGirl
I dont have to wash my hands, I just went number one. - Mike
Close enough Jerry! - Annita
I’ll be up there sleeping…Did I ever tell you about the time I slept through… (fill in pointless rambling Jerry story here) - Polkestria
See this finger? I almost lost it in Korea, but saved myself by boring the enemy to death with a story about my childhood. - Filis

Dan, if you vote me out, I’m goning to crush your cute little face. - Tarri
I’m voting you out this week, dahling. - Kevin
“Show Mamma and her babies some love!” - Roooo-Bee
This is how I am going to keep my eye on you this week so you can’t play anymore games and vote me out! - Kim
Ok, that does it, I am gonna pop this sucker off and see what is REALLY going on inside your head. - Mike
Dan what did you do with that super glue from the crafts kit? - Annita
I,ve been pickin’ my nose with this finger for 75 years!!! - Julie F.
Tell me you’ll take me to the final two or I’ll keep twistin’! - Polkastria
If you don’t keep me, Dan, I’ll snap your neck like a chicken! - Filis

Winner! I told you if you said fuck one more time I was washing your mouth out with soap. Now open up! - Tarri
I think I love you a ‘little’ too muhc, Keesha Marie. - Kevin
“We have to do the Veto Competition over!!!” - Roooo-Bee
The Kiss of Death. I’m now going to have to take you out… - Kim
Hey, they are men, if we give em a show like this everyday maybe they wont vote us out. - Mike
Be still Keesha, let me pop that pimple. - Annita
Hold still girl..We need to find out where that laugh is coming from and if it can be fixed. - Polkestria
Now, Keesha, hold still, I’m just gonna put back that tooth you lost. Play-doh works — trust me, I’m a mother! - Filis

Seriously, how can you not like me? I’m so cute. - Tarri
This will be my expression when Jerry gets evicted. - Kevin
“I am sending Renny Packin!” - Roooo-Bee
Who Me??? Couldn’t Be!!!! - Kim
Winner! - Muahaha, one old person down, one to go. - Mike
Bring a Mixologist, I took my crest white strips and mixed them with my special formula for those extra white teeth. - Annita
….And somehow Jessie still thought he was the good looking guy for this season. What a fool. - Polkestria
See? I told you I could slide down that bannister! - Filis

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And since Kim wants another sticker - let’s make this a comment contest! Who’ll judge? My momma! Whoever makes her snort her drink out her nose, wins! It’ll go until…. tomorrow, or you stop captioning. *g* - We have winners!

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Don’t forget - I will be here recapping the Sunday show as I watch it, so if you are pre-empted, or otherwise can’t get to the tv for some reason, I’m here for ya. I’ll still be hanging here recapping any Sunday afternoon excitement.

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I should not be awake yet, but since I am - I thought I’d say good morning. The houseguests are up and moving.. well, sort of moving, and sort of awake, and I understand how they feel. At least they don’t have a bunch of teenage girls already giggling to listen too! Talk has been all about generalities, with some Jerry bashing tossed in for good measure. It’s not anything the level that Jerry does, just generalities of how they try to respect him, but he’s mean, and if he were their age he wouldn’t get away with that.

The last to wake this morning is Renny - she just now got up and headed toward her morning routine. Keesha is at the arts and crafts again, painting her pet while inhaling coffee. Anything else, after the cut as usual!

– for those wondering, as we watch Pool Time with Father Dan (how cute is he?), we are VERY close to hitting 150k visits for this month. I’d LOVE to be able to top that number, and become one of the most visited blogs on the 451Press network. If you’d like to help make Big Brother Craze the biggest and baddest 451 Site this month, please click around and view a couple extra posts, catch up on the happenings this past week, tell your friends, etc. Every view helps us get to that goal and we’ve about 11.5 hours to go! But either way, thanks so much for playing with me here at Big Brother Craze! –

Now! Back to the house…

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New top post! There’s been rumblings and our non-chatty houseguests of last night have disappeared into a bunch of chatty, catty ones. This is when they start eating their own… and it isn’t pretty, not at all. Its a fine line to walk, being honest, and saving yourself. I’m not sure some of them are capable of it… We’ll see.

And naturally - it’s all after the cut.

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And formerly silent houseguests are now chatty as hell - after the cut!

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We went to Trivia at midnight on the dot, for tonight’s midnight POV. The spoiler/aftermath is after the OH SO LOVELY Spoiler button! You know the drill!

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BB: Attention Houseguests - the POV competition will begin in two hours!

So much for enjoying the wine - though Memphis does pour himself a glass anyway.

Jerry: I think they’re trying to kill us. See how much we can take.

–I knew it was time for the Morph competition! I think that Dan has a good chance - I’ve SEEN him study the wall. Hopefully Memphis is a good bet too–

Renny’s doing her bit at the wall - going through the houseguests ‘will HE win the half million dollahs?’ And that’s her spiel. Cute.

Dan turns down a glass of wine, Renny’s halfway through her second, Keesha’s to the DR

Dan and Memphis get a quick strat session.

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We went to Trivia at 4:14 PM BB time - I don’t expect any surprises, but with this house, you never know! The houseguests we have seem to enjoy being unpredictable.

And, of course - the results are after the oh so pretty Spoiler button and cut!

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Good morning all - I’m still trying to catch up from this morning (and still trying to wake up too. heh.) but I got here just in time to hear the grand plan - so! It’s after the cut…

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