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Who’s the new HOH? Thanks to Carolyn, and those with BBAD, We know who won HOH, because they haven’t put the feeds back on for us yet.

Its after the cut…

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Wow. What a night, Huh? We’re back, and they’re rehashing the night, of course. They agree they feel bad for Michelle, they agree that Ollie was blowing fire, and Jerry says she hopes they bring her back to allstars, she’s very sensitive.

Everyone’s just sort of pacing around.

Jerry: Crazy game, huh?

A little celebration in the Hippie room, even Memphis gets a Renny hug - Dan jumps on the bed briefly

Memphis: when they said seconds? I was like SHIT! I can’t do that math! OMG. I cannot believe that just happened!

Keesha: all i ask is that none of you put me up if you get HOH!

Hugs and high fives all around. Memphis jokes he’ll put Dan up, happy happy Fab Four!

They’re laughing about the questions, Memphis was banging his head on the wall, Renny thought she was eliminated, she’s pleased that America thinks she’s funny - and Memphis dresses awful, and Keesha is a strong airhead. They’re having a good time, our Fab Four!

Renny: Dan was hauling for that POV man…
Keesha: those skinny little legs finall worked!

Jerry goes to the DR..
Dan: We’re good - long as he doesn’t win the POV.
Keesha: but I better not be up next to him, you fuckers! (laughing)
Dan: dude, you had to come from behind and won…
Keesha: I bet everyone… was just like wooooow…
Dan: that Veto… I whupped it.
Keesha: they didn’t even have one!
Memphis: I did a swan dive.
Keesha: he knew..
Dan: Ollie was the first one out of the gate.
Memphis: He was out there searching still until they called us inside to make sure there was one. but it’s random pick! What someone was underground…
Dan: he still thinks the pictures were fake too…
Memphis: He was still searching!

(BOY did I Call THAT guys? Haha.)

Keesha: I was shaking, I knew, I knew I had to do this!
Dan: I was nervous…
Memphis: how bad would it have sucked if Jerry or Ollie had won POV?
Keesha: i was already flipping because it was going so fast!
Memphis: Luxury comp! Wouldn’t that be great?!

Dan: sorry I stole some of your speech, keesha..
Memphis: dude, everyone stole my vote for you speech!

They talk about the jury house - and who’s hated more.
Memphis: Did you see that shit when Michelle left? She looked at me and walked right by.
Dan; that’s the thing, when it’s my time to go.. it’s a game.
Memphis: I was like wow…
Keesha: i thought I would cry after HOH!
Dan: I gave you a Renny hug!
Renny: Jesus I jumped on Dan and put my legs around him ooooooohmygod… Now they really have something to talk about.

Keesha: Renny PLEASE don’t start thinking anything crazy this week! We’ve gotten this far helping each other!

They’re trying to figure out when the next HOH is going to be. More rehash of the night - it’ll continue for quite some time I’m sure.. I’m out for a few to stretch - I’ll continue when I get back!

Irony at it’s best:
Jerry: Wonder what it would be like if they let you see like, everything they said about you? Can you imagine?
Keesha; I don’t want to know.
Jerry: you’d hope they erased some of it, huh?
—Yeah old man, you’d better hope. But guess what? they don’t erase what I got here…

7:24 - BB tells them to pack Ollie’s things. They found his black bag, and they gave them a small suitcase. keesha and Renny are packing his things. Jerry tried to tell her how to pack or something, because she’s grumbling

Renny: Tell ME how to pack a bag, will ya? I’ve packed more bags then all of ya!

8:08 We’ve had bubbles for almost 20 minutes now…

9:05 - Still bubbles, but… according to those with BBAD, the HOH was just played… I’m opening a new post with the spoiler…

-:50 We’re just about a little less then an hour away from all the fun and fantasticness that is a fast forward! I’ll be here to cover it live, as it happens, as always. Scroll down to the post for the link to where you can watch online East Coast Time while you read along. As always- thanks for hanging out here with me at Big Brother Craze!

Soon, all our questions will be answered… Who will get evicted (though we assume, Michelle) will win HOH? Get Nom’d? Win POV? Will it be used? Who will join Michelle on the way to the Jury House? Was ANY punishment given to Ollie for his temper tantrum that will satisfy the masses? (My bet? probably not.) Will Lessa’s fingers fall off in the process of typing the recap and the aftermath? All this and more, just 50 minutes from now… stay tuned!

:00 Previously on Big Brother - here we go, kids! Before the next hour is over, two houseguests will be sent packing in this special episode of Big Brother 10! A week of game in one night… it’s Big Brother Fast Forward! WHOO! It all starts now, live on BB10!

:02 Hello Julie! It’s day 52, and the houseguests don’t know it yet, but they’re in for Big Brother Fast foward. Jerry or Michelle will be evicted, then HOH, that HOH will nominate and the POV will be played then a second houseguest will be evicted… but First…

Dan has gone from the sidelines to calling all the plays, leaving the house in utter chaos. Flashback to the POV ceremony. Ollie said he’s so angry Dan didn’t follow through, he disrespected him and mocked him, the biggest snake in the game. Dan says it was his goal to cause utter chaos and confusioni. Jerry says he plans to do and say nothing, he feels Michelle will self destruct. Michelle drops f-bomb after f-bomb in the diary room. Effed with the wrong person. Dan says wanna make an omlet you have to break some egs. the Spew crew are in the back room, Ollie tells us that no one in this world would do what dan has done, he’s a plant.. let’s call him out. It’s temper tantrum time!

Ollie says got some stories, lets call them out, take it for whatevers worth. Keesha says they turned on him, Michelle yells he told me to say your name, Keesha says she’d be crazy, and Michelle is he’s a plant, that picture is a fake. The three parts of the deal, put memphis up, save Michelle, and Ollie gets to select the pov replacement - Dan gets up to walk away and Ollie tells him to sit down, and Dan says stay there and watch it blow? heck now, he got the heck outa there. Meanwhile Ollie is getting more and more worked u - he was HOH. memphis asks what it has to do with anything, Ollie says he’s a plant, he lied, Monicas there, Memphis tells us Ollie got played and the things that come out of his mouth the conspracy theories are crazy. Keesha says she can’t complain because she’s not on the block - she and Memphis point out they knew it, Ollie says you won’t see the nice me anymore - they don’t show him dropping the F-bombs though. That’s so not what he said.

Anyway - Ollie goes upstairs and asks why Dan played him for a fool, Dan says it’s a game. Ollie says play games, stay at home and play monopoly, disrespected him in front of millions. He won’t save himself next week, no one to blame but himself, he’s embarassed in front of millions, he goes downstairs. (sigh. not the rest of his temper tantrum. I’m disappointed CBS)

Renny joins the Fab Four upstairs, and says it wasn’t necessary and Dan tells her it was gonna get sticky… then Renny says she’s too old for it - OH! There’s the temper tantrum! They are showing it, with Evil Dick Music! They watch from upstairs as he tosses the lollipop, smashes the lamp, and goes around tossing the weight bench, play with me I’ll play with you, eff you! eff you!

Michelle goes upstairs, and Dan says he’ll talk, but not if she yells. She doesn’t yell, and says she doesn’t understand, she’s the only one who hasn’t screwed him, he didn’t go through with the deal, why would you do me like that? Why didn’t you put Ollie up. Dan says he gambled with her life, ask Ollie. She tells us in DR, it’s not fun getting back doored for something she didn’t do - tell her this was the plan, or that she’s a good player, but she can’t believe anything.

:11 The houseguests are in for a shock, lets go into the living room. I hope your ready - your about to experience a weeks worth of big brother in a single night. It’s a double eviction, two will be leaving - only five will remain. Let’s get started (silence in the living room…)

Plead your case! Jerry says in the 75 years I’ve lived I’ve seen a lot of ups and downs, I’d have just missed another pothole I’ve had a great ride, it’s time for you, your vote your choices. Michelle says she’s grateful and thankeful and is crying as she uses Angie’s speech again, vote for yourself, not the person next to you, if it benefits you, vote for me to stay, she loves them all.

Time for the live vote to begin. Dan only votes in a tie. Keesha is up first.

Keesha appears to have alligned with Dan, will she follow the plan? VTE Michelle.
Memphis was instrumental to backdoor michelle, but dislikes jerry VTE Michelle.
Ollie feels responsiblefor Michelle going up and will do what he can to sav her. VTE Jerry.
Renny’s vote wills eal michelle’s fate, or cause a tie. VTE Michelle, I love you but have to VTE you.

With three votes to evict, Michelle will be leaving. Let’s break the news. by a vote if 3-1, Michelle you are evicted. Michelle is in tears as she hugs everyone, and heads out the door. Inside, Ollie runs back to his room to get something, then heads back out as we hear Keesha and Dan talk about what’s coming up…

Jullie- Michelle, before replacement nom roulette you felt safe - why did you become the target? Michelle says that she thinks he was the target the whole time, he’s a plant, more then meets the eye, something isn’t right, everything is more then a game and he wants to make a fool of everyone in the house and that’s what he did. She tells her that everyone was strangers - Michelle says he’s crazy, so he’s going to be sitting here in a few minutes. She says she thinks he’s Petrified. Scared of me. Julie points out her temper, Michelle says she’s calm, and Julie is surprised… this is the calm Michelle, and Dan tried to say sorry and he can stick it you know where. Julie sends her to the jury house. They’ll talk more with Michelle on the morning show, and housecalls. Who will be the next HOH? Who will be evicted? Find out live, next!

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Are you ready? Are ya? OMG I’m so excited! We’re a little three hours away from the show, and I’m giddy with excitement! I was asked if I would have a link to the live feeds - and I will. I’m trying the embed again, and if it’s not working, there is a link above it to a page where their embed is most awesome as well. So there are two options, if you go here: BBC Live East Coast Feed It will open in a new window/tab.

This morning, Michelle’s asked Keesha/Renny both if they’ve decided, and both have said not as of yet, but confirmed with each other they will be voting out Michelle tonight. What they don’t know is that directly after that, they’ll do HOH/Noms/POV/POV Ceremony/Eviction #2.

Currently, Renny and Keesha are whispering in the spa room about the boys (Dan/Memphis) having an alliance. Renny is sure they’ll fight dirty, and they even talked about keeping Michelle briefly, though they know she’s the bigger threat. They want to break up Dan/Memphis sooner vs. later, and Renny’s pleased that they never know what she’s gonna do. There was more, but it was more of the same, and Renny was obstructing her mic, so.

If something ultra exciting happens, I’ll hop in and add to this post - otherwise, see ya for the live show!

They’re talking about what Dan is wearing - and he says “It’s the only chance I have to wear it without the chance of going home. Unless they do something like ‘within the next hour, two people will be leaving…’

DINGDINGDING - we have a winner! He just doesn’t know it yet. Heh.

It’s Wednesday night, and the natives are restless as Renny and Keesha start to rehash things once again.

Keesha: I feel bad for Michelle. Some you don’t feel bad for, but her I fell bad. I really want HOH tomorrow so I can see JJ.

They rehash the HOH competition and Dan, again. Keesha says she heard him say No Way (He did, and he explained that to her) and that Ollie could pick a nominee, and POV. Renny pulls michelle over, and she asks her if she heard what they were saying up there. Michelle says a little, she heard Dan say do you want to save Renny, Keesha or MIchelle, the three girls, and didn’t name the guys.

Renny: So he didn’t tell you he wanted Memphis on the block?
Michelle: I didn’t know until the nominations.. and then I didn’t think about it but the song Monday and the shots and guns, and then he called that game roulette?

Ollie comes out and is mad that Jerry is following him around. He yells Leave Me Alone! Renny starts whispering to him, asking if he wanted Memphis up there. Ollie says no, he said Memphis was his only choice, so he agreed to it.

Renny: So, you were up there… You talked to me and said you couldn’t tell me anything, so you lied to me.
Ollie: my hands were tied, I couldn’t say yes, because if Dan found out, he’d put me up.
Renny: When he said no way, it’s when you said “will you drop” and he said no way.
Ollie: Yeah - that’s the only thing he said No way about… then he started to pull the deal.
Renny: what he say next?
Ollie: He asked what I wanted, I said to win, he asked who I wanted to protect, I said myself
Renny: i heard that
Ollie: Then he said I get to select the POV, and protect someone, I said how about all three…
Renny: you said my name
Ollie: He threatened me, he blackmailed me. He said the first person I say, I want you to say that name - he went and asked you if you wanted water, that was his way of telling me that was the name I was to say, but if I said anything else, I’d be going up. So that’s why I said Renny, which is why you said me. He had the whole thing planned, we were all set up. It was thought out well, premeditated, he had help doing that. And the song that morning, they all had to do with gunshots, and that was the same day roulette is the gunshot, and you pull the trigger, it’s russian roulette. It’s no coincidence. It’s the same day. They were telling us. He’s the part of it. I couldn’t tell anyone, no one understands and things I’m coming through anger…
Renny: there was so much going on.
Ollie: that’s why I should have waited, and you were all thinking I was making it up. I wouldn’t do that. That’s why I said I felt mocked and betrayed. He had my hands tied, I couldn’t say anything - the second I told you guys, he would have put me up. it as tough.
–course, that didn’t stop him telling Michelle and Jerry…

Ollie: I just don’t know why he told me to say your name…It was his idea to put Memphis up, and he tried to convince him not to use the POV, that’s what I’m confused about. It is what it is. When he called you up, was he telling you what to say?
Renny: I don’t know what he was doing.. He said he wanted to do something, I didn’t know what he was talking about.
Ollie: Do you trust him after he pulled all that?
Renny: I don’t trust anybody in this game.

Ollie: to do that, it’s nasty, it’s disgusting. I don’t know how you could life or sleep doing that. It wasn’t just me, he used all of you. I asked him why he did it, give me one reason and he was all it’s a game, good tv.. that was his only excuse.

Renny: so the colonel wouldn’t leave you alone all day?
Ollie: would do me a huge favor if he got to go home tomorrow.
Renny: Life is funny
Ollie: if you don’t have a sense of humor might as well not live..
—sometimes, it’s really hard to keep quiet…

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Tonight it’s Dan and Memphis’ turn to cook. The main course? Meatloaf. Instructions verbally gotten from Renny, the boys go to work. And I start giggling… how cute are these two? Seriously?

Memphis gets nominated to cut up the onion. He cries.
Dan: America? You think he’s the toughest guy in the house? Take a look.
Memphis: Ashley.. (sniffsniff) I just wanna say.. (sniffle, gigglesnortlaugh)
Memphis: (Sniffle) This house! It drives you crazy, man! (sniff, giggle)

Memphis: (sniff) Jesus!
Dan: Loves us!
Memphis:…yes. Loves us. (sniffs) MOSES!
Dan: better.

Dan: ….my mom’s meatloaf never looked like that…

The recipe: Ground Turkey, eggs, breadcrumbs, onions, salt and pepper, with Ketchup on top.

Dan: There it is. It even looks like a meatloaf!

Pleased, they put their creation in the oven, and go to work on potatoes.

Dan: If’ your a St. Mary’s football player you have better things to do then watch me make potatoes! Get off your feet, relax, get ready to kick some butt tomorrow!

Memphis has an idea for an HOH talk show tonight - Dan, of course, is totally down with this idea.

Et Voila! The boys’ 4 lb meatloaf is finally done - as well as Dan’s potatoes and Renny’s salad. Jerry looks surprised tha they did so well. The boys, the boys are proud of their meat.

Memphis: gonna make this meatloaf my bitch!
Dan: let’s do this like Judas!

…that’s right, boys and girls, one of the wakeup songs today was the Hokey-Pokey! You can imagine the hilarity this will involve later when Michelle tries to fit it into her theories.

Speaking of Michelle - she’s on the campaign path already this morning, and they just woke them up an hour or so ago! Ollie’s still on the Roulette theory, and asked Jerry how many bullets go into a gun, so he could figure it out better. If Dan dares to ask Ollie to take a picture today (yesterday the Spew Crew said they would refuse..) he would say wait, and grab a plant. A subtle message, and all. Snerk.

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So, after Lessa stumbled to bed last night, the conspiracy talk resumed - they got so excited they had to jump out of bed and run to the spa to discuss it all! It’s all after the cut - but first! Here’s a little hint of what it all was about….

(see what happens when I get up too early?! *L*)

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So, while we were recapping the show, the houseguests partook of another Renny Dinner. It was all quiet and calm, until they started cleaning up. Michelle started to complain about Dan and Memphis, saying they were talking about her.

Ollie: you got something to say, say it to my face.
—says the king of under ya breath foulness. Coward.
Michelle: I must be really important to them if they keep talking about me.
Renny: They weren’t talking about you! I swear to god.
Michelle: I don’t care if they talk about me. They’re f’in ignorant. They’re 2 year olds.

Renny sighs loudly and walks outside, and Michelle jumps no the Jessie is God train again. Ollie told Michelle she shouldn’t have said that in front of Renny, Michelle doesn’t care, of course. She’s gonna get them back in her own way.

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-:20 Setting up the post for tonight’s recap! The TV onlys will get to see more of the fall out from nominations, more of Dan The Man’s Plan, the POV competition, and the POV ceremony we’ve been eagerly awaiting getting to see since yesterday’s fall out. Hopefully the edit will be a good one!

:00 previously on Big Brother! Hold on to your hats kids, here we go! Tonight it’s the most shocking POV meeting ever… who will win it and how will it be used? find out tonight!

:02 We start with the flashback to the nomination ceremony as usual. Memphis looks pissed, Jerry looks… like Jerry. Dan tells them they have the opportunity of POV and the meeting closes. Everyone hugs and shakes hands - except for Memphis. Ollie tells us he asked for Memphis to go up and that’s what happened, he gets to call the shots but his hands are clean. Memphis says the deal put it in a bad possition, it’s frustrating that he thinks it’s a good idea. Jerry says he thinks he’s in trouble but he’s a fighter. Dan says that Memphis is up because Ollie wants him there, on the insisde it hides the Renegade - but every risk he takes is calculated.

Dan goes upstairs, and Memphis follows. Dan asks him if its an act or if he’s pissed, Memphis says that he’s a little pissed, they’re in an alliance, and Dan says to play it up, and memphis says he IS pissed. Dan says ollie said to put him up - if he didn’t what happens, and he mentions taht there’s more of the deal. He tells Memphis that if POV is used Ollie picks the replacement nom, and that’s not happening.

Dan tells us that the deal is too good to be true, and he’s not gonna send home his own alliance, and Ollie is dumb to believe it. memphis tells us that Dan doesn’t have a vote, and him saying it’s all cool? It’s not.

Dan goes and talks to Keesha. Asks if he made a mistake, Keesha says she doesn’t know… Dan says He’s nervous, and Keesha says he should be, she worries it won’t go the way he wants it too, it never works out right. Renny jumps in, and Dan asks her what she thinks. She asks if it was his wishes to put up Jerry or Memphis? That’s obvious… Renny asks if he wanted Michelle protected, and Dan won’t say but tells her she’s smart so they know Ollie/Michelle have an alliance. Keesha asks what happens if Memphis comes down, and he says Renny/Keesha won’t go up, Renny “You’d have to put her (Michelle) up” and he says Oops… Renny threatens to to haunt him if he puts her up. He needs to count on them, she says quit saying trust! Actions speak louder then words…

:08 Michelle, Ollie and Jerry talk in the Doom room. Ollie tells them there’s a part of the deal he hasn’t told them - Ollie says it wasn’t only protection and selecting a nom, he gets to select the replacement nomination. That’s part of the deal. He’d have been dumb not to take it, he has to trust him. Michelle says they won’t backdoor Michelle or Ollie.. they have to win and take Jery off.

Jerry says taht it was a terrible deal, trusting Dan - he’s gone against it before. Jerry points out to Ollie that because of the tie vote, he has them by the balls. Ollie says if Dan screws him hell will be unleashed on him.

:10 Commercial!

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Alrighty - I’m almost over my mad, now, so that I can actually get back to the game play going on. You know how it is in Big Brother - all game all the time, even by those who ain’t got no game!

And you also know where I’ll tuck it… after the cut! Wouldn’t want to spoil anything for TV Onlys and those who dislike spoilers, after all! (I’ll never, ever, ever, be able to go back to a feedless existence.. *L*)

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A quick catch up with what’s going on this morning in the house before I dash to a meeting - I will be back in plenty of time for tonight’s recap, however, so never fear! All the fireworks they choose to show the TV Only audience will be captured as it happens, as always.

There’s been a bit of trash talk, some intimidation tactics, and one comment that upset me so much that I… well. Let’s just say the trash talking went to far this morning. Can you guess who said it before I get there? Go ahead and try while I place the ever popular cut below!

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While things are (momentarily, I’m sure) calm…

A little announcement! Within the last hour, we have passed our 100,000th visitor at Big Brother Craze this month alone! Thanks to Carolyn at BBdish for linking here and sending a lot of her traffic my way, as well as everyone else who’s helped with linking and getting the word out about my little site - and thanks mostly to all of YOU for visiting! You’re the best, and hey - we got 6 more days, maybe we can hit 125k! But mostly? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Renny is in the kitchen, Ollie/Keesha at the counter, Michelle/Jerry in the spa, Memphis/Dan playing chess.. updates where you know they’ll be… After the cut!

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Talk about awkward silences. Heh. Opened a new post as the last one was 60 miles long. It started out slow, built up to explosive in parts, then calmed back down again… intense, though not exactly like I pictured it. Still intense.

And of course, it’s all after the cut.

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It’s gonna be a blow out kids - I can feel it! The tension is high, those on their high horse are arrogant and cocky - it’s a wrap, he’s totally under our thumb, we got this game won but if he’s playing us, we’re gonna kick his ass. The others are unsettled even though they know what’s supposed to happen - will he stick to his plan? Can they really trust him? Will this bite them in the ass next week? Is he CRAZY?

I fully expect this to be an explosive afternoon, ya’ll. Fasten your seat belts, and hang on for the ride! When the spoiler is ready and the feeds are back, the button will appear and the cut link after it like always! I don’t think I’ve EVER anticipated a POV ceremony more… come on Father Dan - don’t fail me now!

Trivia started at 12:14 BB Time.

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