Big Brother Craze

So, earlier today, it was prank central, mostly between Keesha and Dan. Yogurt, honey, pillowcases and a lot of squealing and running around were involved. Also missing underwear. So Dan took Gizmo’s elephant, and gizmo’s scarf and said he was holding them hostage.

And that it would be a murder mystery - Starting at 9pm, she’d get one clue, at 9:15 the second and 30 minutes to find Ely or he’ll be GONE FOREVER.

DUNDUNDUN.

The first clue? “Ely sleeps with…”

It’s an all out search, everyone is helping except Dan, naturally, and Jerry/Ollie/April are not. They argue over if the clue was a full clue, and Michelle was just told “Michelle! No Climbing!” by BB, and she’s pissy about it. Heh. Go figure. “they’re always calling me out for shit I don’t do!” Umhm. (she was climbing on the counter. heh.)

They’re at a stand still - and haven’t realized that they’ve completely missed one room. It’s almost time for the next clue. Dan won’t bend the rules and give it early. He says she’ll get a phone call with the rest of the clue.

Dan: You also did a good job of hiring your assistants. One (Renny)is doing dishes, the other (Memphis) is laying on the couch.

Renny is arguing the clue again, and Keesha is calling him a little sh*t. Dan says “Insulting the madman is not gonna get you closer.

They move to the Bathroom, searching drawers, and every single one of them walk right past where Ely is hiding. Coach Dan is serious about this. Deadpan. “Go ahead and take all my underwear. It won’t bring Ely back.”

She did find a dental dam in Ollie’s drawer. He swears it isn’t his! He was joking with April! There’s a story! Yeah, Ollie - the story is that you guys don’t USE protection. idiots.

Dan: Just remember. These 15 minuites could be the last of Ely’s life.
Keesha: I need another clue!

She stands RIGHT NEXT TO IT. “You have it hidden so good…”

The complete clue: Ely sleeps with the Fish.

Memphis checks the toilet, and Keesha threatens to hurt him if so, it’s not, and they cotninue looking. Dan’s laughing. No one’s even looking on the wall in the bathroom - except Skippy who keeps giving us close ups of it. Hahaha! Still looking…

Keesha is waving Dan’s underwear around - and Dan is all “That won’t save the life of an innocent Elephant.” He keeps on counting down. 12 minutes. Michelle says that it’s not even right, and Dan offers a deal, and the last 60 seconds he’ll give a final, generous clue.

Keesha: This is war, buddy.
Dan: once it’s gone…
Keesha: feel bad taking it from a puppy dog! you should feel horrible!

Michelle keeps on saying it’s not right..

RENNY FOUND IT! WHOOOO!
Keesha: Thank you RENNY!
Dan: Excellent work, Special Agent Martin!
Keesha: Now he has to find all his underwear.

Which she now goes to steal, after Memphis tells her to put them in a ziplock bag, wet, in the freezer. She bypasses the ziplock, and the water, and just shoves it all in the freezer in the storage room. *L*

Too fun. Dan: that’s all I got. That wasted another 20 minutes of our day.

Hahahah!

Michelle: What if we hide your balls and give you clues?
Dan: I don’t think Monica would appreciate that.

Oooooh the whisperings, the cracks in the ranks! You know what they say, the most gameplay happens between Tuesday and Thursday, despite the nominations already being made. They had their feast, and then Dan went to lay down. Michelle joined him, and they had a very calm, rational discussion about the presidential canidates and issues. It was nice to see - Michelle made some valid points in effort to get him to see beyond the single issue he had picked (abortion) and he allowed her to do so, though we know his views are pretty set in stone.

It was a good discussion, really, and then it slipped into a tiny bit of Game - after the cut for those that don’t like the spoilage!

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..on the feeds, it’s the Half way party! Italian food, and about 30 minutes of fish while they let them have 30 minutes of music. We come back to everyone eating the traditional Face Cake.

Renny says “Sorry Brian” and then smooshed his face, after saving her own. She says “Why you looking at me like that? It’s just a cake!” And Keesha rebuts with “If it’s just a cake, why you save yours?” Renny? “Because I’m still here!”

Then, line of the day to Michelle.
Renny: Do you want Jessie?

Loaded question, Renny-roo!

-:25 We’re just 25 minutes away to seeing how CBS covers fight night, as well as the speech by Jerry that annoyed the entire house! Oh yeah, and the POV competition that put him in that position to begin with. Can’t wait! Just setting up the post, and you can follow along here as we watch the fireworks!

:00 Previously on Big Brother! Here we go, folks! Wonder if I can keep up with the fighting this time! Can’t way to see how it’s edited…

:02 We start, as usual for Tuesdays, right after the nomination ceremony where Michelle nominated Libra and Keesha. Keesha says it wasn’t a big surprise, and she tells us she ws nominated because she put Jessie out and Michelle had a blond girl in her ear, which was sucks.Libra tells Michelle she appreciated the speech. Tells us, she put her in a unitard, took her trip, took out Jessie, damn right she’s the target. Dan tells us that sympathy worked, otherwise he’d be on the block. Jerry wanted Dan on the block, because he broke his word - only way to get out of it is if he’s AP. Michelle wanted Libra and Keesha up there, so they’d know how it felt to campaign against their own alliance member.

:04 Hippie room, where Keesha has herself a little cry. Dan joins and asks if he can talk to her, and checks in on her. Keesha says she’s pissed, and Dan says don’t let her see you cry. Keesha was mad the first key was April. Now that’s her best friend? Libra joins them, and tells her to hold her head up high, she won’t campaign against her, ride or die. Keesha says again that it wsa the first key, and Libra says you see that? recognize… whatever it is, is, but get that bitch out of here, she wants to see her next week in the Jury house right behind her.

:05 In the hoh room, Keesha talks to Michelle, and she tells her that LIbra is the target, she needed to make sure libra left, and she knows what she’s doing. Keesha says that Michelle keeps blaming it on Libra, but it was Keesha, and she’ll keep her mouth shut. They’re going to do everything they can to make sure LIbra doesn’t get POV, else Michelle may as well pack her bags and go.

:06 Time to pick Veto Players!
Dan says he hopes Jerry’s name isn’t picked, as other then him, everyone would keep the nominations the same. Libra says that she doesn’t think anyone would stick out their neck for her, she’s on her own. MIchelle picks April, Keesha picks Memphis, and Libra picks Jerry. MIchelle picks Ollie to host. Good luck!

:08 Jerry, Ollie and Apirl are talking outside, and Jerry says it’s nice to see them sweating. April says she’s never been more at peace because she doesn’t have to be fake to Libra. Ollie says if it took putting her up to shut her up, they should have done it week one. April tells us that Libra is a compulsive liar. They talk about Libra winning POV, she’s not out yet. Jerry says Dan is a far deeper threat then Libra. They all want to win POV, of course.

Upstairs - Jerry approaches Michelle in the HOH room. He says he’s been thinking about someting, and says Dan is America’s player. Michelle says she’s been thinking it for a week. Jerry says everything leads to him being AP, Michelle says she doesn’t trust him, his religious talk, his school talk. Jerry says it’s worse, because he wouldn’t be calling the shots. Jerry tells us that he wants to win POV so that he can take one of the girls off and get Michelle to put him up. He wants Dan bad.

Jerry says if he is America’s player, he’s a scumbag.

:11 Commercial!

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…in the Big Brother House this morning. After last night’s late night laughter fest (And yes, for those keeping count, another quickie in the Poodle Bed for Ollie/April), BB didn’t let the houseguests sleep in, but rather got them up for early morning DR sessions.

Then it’s all about the bathing beauties. The overcast skies cleared off, and everyone has been moving in and outside at random times. There’s been little to no game talk other then of the ‘we need to win HOH’ variety that always happens this time of the week. Thus! I’ve some other things I need to work on for a while, but I’ll be listening in, and baring the house blowing up again - I’ll be back for the Tuesday recapping as usual!

What, you thought I’d leave you without some Skippy Perv Cam Bathing Beauties? Nah….

It’s been a very… well, not quiet, but game free evening. Aside from talks about Jerry, and very few talks TO Jerry as the houseguests decide not to give him encouragement by talking to him about it, there’s been a lot of fun had.

Most noteably, it’s all about making Dan blush and educating Keesha in the hippie room, as they talk Keesha, Libra, Memphis, Dan) about Sex, baby. Well, THEY talk, Dan blushes and says at the most “oh. my. goooooooooooooooood.” NAturally the other part of the house - Ollie, April, Michelle are a little offended and find that topic of conversation disgusting when Michelle tells them she walked in on said talk. (Though, just an hour later, Ollie is asking everyone if they’d have sex with a farm animal for $15million - yet human sexuality is disgusting? Heh.) Jerry says “Ask me anything, I know ALL ABOUT it all.” Dirty old man. *L*

Words of wisdom from Memphis on the topic of teenage masturbation. “Mothers? All you mothers out there? LEARN TO KNOCK. Less you see what you don’t wanna see!”

There were many instances of Dan hiding behind his pillow as Keesha learns that girls look different from each other, among other things. I think embarrassing Father Dan is a favorite passtime. That and giving him hell about talking to the mirrors and spelling out ‘Hi’ in bread to talk to the birds… ha!

Anyway- since there’s little game talk going on, here’s a hella lotta screen caps just for fun, as the houseguests prepare to chowdown as soon as it turns midnight - to get started early on their last day of food for the week.

Renny was singing, and they waited until she was done then:
BB: Please stop singing!
Dan: How about screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH right into the mic?!
BB: Please, stop that!

Oh, how they make me laugh.

…the power trips continue. I hate it when I wake up, and am instantly irritated with a houseguest! Ok, not really, because it gets the blood going, but you know.. *g* As always - after the cut, and keep checking this post, I’ll continue to add to it until after the meeting and we’ve got the official word on if POV is used or not.

So go ahead and click - ya know ya wanna!

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…we wanted a quieter day in the house right? And we’ve gotten that, though it’s not without it’s questions and suspicions, and a few little flare ups here and there. Part of me hopes for a beer delivery. Most of me knows a good nights sleep is a much better way to go. Of course, tensions are still very, very high, and things could flare up at any moment. Case in point…

Aw come on, you know I have to put it after the cut!

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-:12 Setting up the post for recapping. The house (thankfully) has been pretty calm all day, everyone (including me!) exhausted from last nights blowout. Hopefully that will hold out while we pause the feeds to watch tonight’s show. Tonight - The food comp with the ex-houseguests, plus the oh so surprising (..haha) nominations. Stay tuned!

(Yes - it’s delayed on the East Coast, but another one of my possible show feeds has hooked up a fuzzy antenna feed of their local channel access. I’ll be recapping on time! It’s jumpy but I’ll do my best!)

:00 Previously on Big Brother….

:02 We start with the reminder of the reading of the votes and Jessie’s ouster. Michelle says she was seeing red, she was enraged and furious and angry. Jessie’s last words “Stay with Memphis” and “stay with Michelle” to the two of them. Keesha says she was excited she pulled it off. April says that she threw up ion her mouth, she was shocked. Dan says everyone looked at him, he was in an awkward position.

Silence in thw house, Libra says she was smiling from ear to ear - she was glad to see him hit the road, peace out, duece, shake em till ya bake em. Dan says there was so much tension, a knife would break trying to cut it. Jerry says Dan has disrespected him, breaking his word, hiding behind his cross, there’s nothing he can do to gain the respect back. In the bathroom Michelle tells April “Dan can go to hell.” April says “The line has been Drawn.” Michelle tells the bathroom mirror camera “I’m gonna get them Jessie, I promise you.” And we go to Michelle winning HOH - screaming in the DR.

Jerry yells at Dan - tells him not to hide behind his cross. Michelle promises us she’ll be flipping the house upside down. April says Karma is a bitch, they’re scared of her and Michelle, game on. Dan says he tried to uphold his word, and was in the situation where he’d have to break it to someone, it was his own fault - however he never swore on his cross, his religion. He knew they’d be upset, and before the eviction, he took his cross off, which wasn’t easy to do. We see him in the store room taking it off with “the time has come” and its the first time he’s taken it off.

Keesha says she knew she was in trouble, MIchelle is upset because she sent Jessie back to his real girlfriend. Dan says he didn’t anticipate people being this upset, he went to his room and put his head under the pillow, and being ashamed may buy him another week. Michelle is says something about laughing at her. Renny says what, I didn’t laugh at you? And Michelle goes off about how that morning Renny was saying it was silly for her to have stayed awake and listened to the wake up messages, and it goes from bad to worse and Renny starts yelling that she didn’t laugh at her and she doesn’t care if she is HOH, she doesn’t have to take that and Michelle says its not her problem if she took offense to it, and tells everyone not to hide, and Keesha and Libra says they’re not hiding, and Michelle keeps yelling you’re a liar -

April “You swore on your children you bitch!” and Libra jumps in her face and say she didn’t, she didn’t, and April says of course, you did, you did, and Jerry says “glad your going home dummy” and Libra is all “Don’t call me dummy, I graduated Rice with Honors!” Michelle is yelling I DON’T CARE! over and over, and Jerry says you don’t do NOTHING for me! Memphis is hiding his face, and someone asks where Dan is and they say probably burning, with his cross and Bible, and Memphis says that’s a little much. Wow, just wow.

He tells us that it blows his mind someone would stoop so low, where he comes from people would get punched in the mouth for dissing someone’s religion.

:10 commercial!

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… and the houseguests are stirring, all on their own. Jerry first, then Libra and Ollie. LIbra says she ‘deserves’ some peace and quiet and what was said between them was just between them, and she was in the DR for 3 hours last night. Keesha told Ollie she was that crazy girl, last night, and that’s why she doesn’t drink much. Jerry hears, laughs and says “here’s the edge of the cliff - and here’s you. whooooOOP!”

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Ok. Whew. New post -because holy hell in a handbasket people! The house exploded, an my fingers are falling off, but I’m here until the hamsters hit the sheets for the night. Right now it was very, very odd and disconcerting because after fishes, we came back to an outdoor lockdown and calm. Complete calm and idle conversation and it’s very very odd. I’ll be adding pictures down below, and anything else relevant will go after the cut on this one. Don’t forget the screen cap gallery, for more random caps then you can shake a stick at. Yup.

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The houseguests have been waiting and waiting and waiting… and it’s vaguely spoilerish sorta, except for the whole title and all but whatever! We’ll just pretend you all already knew it was Feast Night and put the rest under the cut. *L*

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It’s a big week for the POV - the players have been chosen, and just a few minutes ago around 2pm BB time, we went to fish. Likely the competition is getting underway. After the cut - find out who’s playing, and then I’ll update with the winner as soon as we figure it out!

In the meantime - check out the post below this one, and play Caption This!

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Last night was more scheming, bashing, and generally a lot of things we’d already heard, so I hit the sheets for some ZZZZs. Mostly because this morning I’ll be volunteering (Ok,really? I was volunTOLD to show up… Mom’s job, and all..) at the Women’s Run here in town, which is put on and helps support the local Women’s Shelter. So I’ll be MIA for the morning, but should get back just in time to catch the aftermath of the POV.

While we wait - how about another round of Caption This from yesterdays screencap gallery?? Just leave your caption in the comments, and whoever makes me snort coffee through my nose wins a Big Brother Craze sticker! I’ll give you a some different pictures to choose from. Pick one, or all!

Ready? Get set! GO! Caption!

CBS posted this to youtube - it shows a few moments of the Food Comp with past houseguests from Friday morning. Enjoy!

And hey - want to know what it’s like to be in the Live Audience on Eviction night? Check out the recaps of Steven’s Eviction and Jessie’s Eviction by one of the guys at B-Side Blog! Makes me wish more then ever that I lived close enough to attend a taping!

Le sigh. I’ll just have to continue to live vicariously through others…