Big Brother Craze

As in my head thudding against the desk. Oy. Jessica and Eric finally get a chance to talk, and here comes Jameka to cockblock. Sigh. I was hoping to get sleep sometime tonight. Not gonna happen!

Annnnnnd here comes ZACH too! To tell them about Dick falling into the pool on accident - with his mic on! Uh oh… BB “Dick. Please exchange your microphone with one in the storage room.” hahahah!

Zack is gone - and here comes DICK! To confirm the rumors of him falling in the pool.

Finally!

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This time they play with TWO quarters (thanks to the producers allowing them another quarter) and in teams, girls vs. boys. Start opposite sides, and shoot till you hit, pass it on. If you end up with both cups in front of you, your team looses.

The girls had a LONG ASS powwow before the game, resulting in the boys already being drunk, sharing 13 beers between them,

while Amber and Jameka worked over Jess to get her to turn against Eric. It included a lot of circular reasoning, backtracking, lies, professions of honesty, swearing on daughters (yes. again.), more lies, some truth, and making sure that anything Eric’s ever done/said that could be pushed and twisted is brought up over and over again. Hypocritical BS irritates me! And Jessica looked like she was starting to buy into it too. Hopefully Eric can talk her down. Again.

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Previously, on Big Brother 8! Eric failed to take his romance with Jessica to the next level again- and again… (hahahhah! Poor Eric. He got no game. At least he KNOWS he ain’t got no game, though!)

After the recap, we rejoin our Hamsters right after the nomination ceremony, where Zach tells us that Jessica told him she could trust him, and it was a bold faced lie and he’ll get her back if he gets the chance. Amber still believes she’s safe and God is looking out for her, and she won’t show doubt. Dick is proud that his alliance is rolling through the house like a steamroller. Daniele knows that you can’t trust anyone 100%, but she’ll wait and see.

Amber goes to bed, to cry and pray, and prays in the DR too, begging for help to be strong. (As my friend Jamie just screamed in my AIM window FFS WHAMBER!)

Daniele talks to Zach and tells him he can’t expect to be there and not get nominated. And he says he’s screwed for the POV if he doesn’t win it and is playing on shaky ground.

Jameka and Eric join Jessica in the HOH room, where Jameka thanks her, and she tells us that she was surprised that Amber was nominated. Daniele joins and says Zach is upset, and Jessica feels that he’ll hate her. Jameka is still hoping the POV will be used and Daniele would be backdoored. She goes right to Amber and says that she can’t get any information about back door or anything. Amber is safe if they stay the same because Zach will go. They’re both quite confident in this.

Errisica time! Firty time from the night they stayed up all night outside. Jessica is giggling and says she sees wedding bells in the future and they get all cuddly. Aw…

OMG Monks Chanting! Brilliant! Cue Jameka’s crying sobbing praying in the HOH room. She tells us she felt compelled to give thanks for being out to live out her dreams, but they were thankful tears, I’m not worthy tears, you continue to amaze me tears. Jessica joins, and checks on her and gives her a hug. Jessica tells us that first she thought she’d fallen and hurt herself, but that she was praying. She tells Jameka that she doesn’t talk about it, but she’s into church too, but she doesn’t bring it up in the house and she understands and praying in there is totally cool. And they talk a bit about her being Catholic. Jameka tells us it was nice to hear.

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Thanks to the East Coast Viewers who are sweet enough to live stream the shows for us other coastal viewers that allows me to recap!

And here they are! Drew tells them we have flying cars, and that he’s the new Price is Right host. Amber says if she wins she’ll give the money to her family, and Daniele says she needs a car and wants to go back to school. And only one of them will get the chance to play after the first round. Here we go!

What percentage of Americans have danced the Macarena? 48%
Amber wins!
What percentage are working 2 or more jobs? 16%
Amber wins AGAIN! OMG.
What percentage have looked inside the medicine cabinet of someone else’s out? 41%
Amber wins AGAIN and beats out Daniele!

(It’s presumed that the Houseguests got to watch this broadcast last night, though they are not allowed to speak of it until their dinner tonight. Daniele was depressed, and Jessica slipped and said “because she didn’t get to see Nick?” and Dick had also made a comment about the “Nick thing” ruining her game and that she needs to let it go. She also made a comment about any viewers want to buy her a car which upset Dick and Zach both. I expected this, though was completely unsure HOW it could happen. STILL confused. *L* but here we go!)

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Time for the pretty button!

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We started with Zooma Zooma. We moved on to spin the bottle (where when Amber asked who was the next evicted houseguest, the bottle pointed to her five times IN A ROW!). And then, it was on to quarters - complete with making rules! And things went nuts from there!

Some of the rules on various people’s turns:
Jess: says “I miss the touch of Carol.”
Zach: oink oink - when it’s Jess’s turn - The bottle never lies, you’re going home on Thursday every time Amber speaks. Tip toe to Nicks picture, rub his chest and say “It’s your loss, not mine!” when someone gets one in. First to say that Eric has a huge C*ck.
Dick: Run and tongue Jen’s picture and say he misses her SO much when someone gets one it.

Dani: One foot on the chair and shimmy.
Eric: when it’s Zachs turn, say “panty muncher” followed by…
Jameka: toss her pony tail and seductively say “I have panties for you…” - she has to declare she has tits smaller than carols on Jess’s turn.
All HG: wave their hands and say How Sad when Amber says a catch phrase, take turns asking Eric about his diary room session.
Eric: Take off his shirt and pull on his nipples and declare love for houseguest Dick
Amber: each turn she has to say she did everything she could to turn Dustin straight.

And THEN it got CRAZY…. On Dick’s turn alone, we have the following happen EVERY TIME:
Amber: Eric, your penis is so big, remember when I poked it?
Daniele: I want you to know, Eric, it wasn’t Nick I had a crush on, it was you - and a kiss on the cheek.
Jessica: Straddles Eric’s lap and says “Oh Eric!”
Dick: Pushes Jess off, straddles Eric’s lap and says “He’s MINE!”
Jameka: Pushes Dick off, grabs Eric’s nipple rings and says “Ride me like a cowboy!”
Eric: Runs and falls to one knee in front of Carol’s picture and proposes to her.

And one last rule from Eric - Every time its Zach’s turn, Jessica and Jameka have to hug one of his thighs and say “Six foot five is not enough… we need more panty munchin’ Zach”.

After they ran out of the alcohol - 18 beers, and 2 bottles of wine, everyone declared it a night that was VERY fun, and long overdue, and that they should have been playing with rules all along! Zach went to bed, Jessica and Eric hit the hottub, and everyone is in high spirits.

I love drunken houseguests!

Last time, on Big Brother 8….

After the recap, we rejoin our houseguests right after the eviction of Jen, with Dick telling us how excited he is that Jen’s gone, and reminds us that he’s hated her since day one and now they can move. Daniele regrets hugging Jen, and says she’s one of a kind and hopes not to encounter her again. Jess tells us that Jen’s last words made her nervous, figured it was something about someone in the house. Eric says he said whatever one was thinking, he just blurted it out. Dick reminds us it was the easiest vote out. Even Amber is happy and didn’t cry at all, and she’s happy to have them. And Jen’s picture goes black and white. Dick “She said it would look better black and white as soon as she saw it and she was right!”

We flashback to the HOH competition, and Jessica’s win Eric tells us that he’s overjoyed and happy that they’ll both be sitting in the final six. Dick says it’s fantastic because he and Daniele are safe. Jameka says she trusts Jess and thinks she is safe as well. And so Daniele. And Zach. Is it just me or is EVERYONE way too comfortable at this point? Amber says she prayed for Jess to get it and tada! Finally, a prayer answered for Amber

Jessica and Eric celebrate, talk briefly about game, but decide to celebrate for tonight, talk game later. (Eric is learning!) Amber is sure that Jessica will put up Dick and Daniele again and that Amber has a good shot at HOH because Jess can’t compete if it’s endurance. Amber says she knows Jessica and Eric are playing both sides, but her instincts tell her that she’ll put up the Donatos.

Eric and Jessica flirty time! Here’s the 30 minute private time convo! How did I miss this convo? This is so cute, and Eric admits he has absolutely no game. Oh Eric, we know, we know. WhatEVER.. (Jessica voice, of course!)

Jessica gets her HOH room, and the guys love the dance team pictures, and Dick points out the outfits are awful. And tells us the team is ugly - except Jessica. And everyone loves the BooYah! shirt! (ED: Speaking of - her dance team is selling copies of the BOOYAH! shirt for charity, if your so inclined)

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See what happens when I decide to sleep early? Or at all, apparently. (L)

The Final Four alliance finally got together all in one room and did their bros to the end handshake - and named themselves the Little Julie Chens. Why? Why not? Better then the Kanjewnatos they were thinking of!

And - it was a bit like Jr High all over again, most likely due to the cameras that Jessica is ever aware of - but at last, Errisica fans, we have LIFTOFF!

Awwwwwww…. in the words of Jessica: Finally!

And all the Houseguests are finally asleep as of 9:30 BB time, and that means I can go finish my nap too. Happy Sunday, BB Fans!

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…so to speak! Finding some various things around the house, Jessica came out of the HOH room yelling “ERIC! ERIC STIEN! You owe some CHILD SUPPORT!”

She came down stairs “Gonna get my MAN back! ERIC STIEN! Why you LEAVE us?”

(That’s a toy rat in her top, and the wig was found in Jen’s drawer.)

Eric held up the rat and asked when she had the ‘lil baby!’
Jessica “You don’t remember when you left us?!”
Eric “How do I know it’s mine?”
Jessica “LOOK at it!”

All of which is twice as amusing knowing that so many people on the boards call Eric a rat or weasel. (grin) Gotta love life in the BB House!

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You know the drill… Do notta click if you do notta wanna know!

Last chance!

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Last chance (for romance! Ahem.)

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Last chance!

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Jess got her HOH Room, and lots of goodies and another letter from her folks - plus a shirt that says BOOYAH! on it, a yellow cap and a Kansas blanket.

The mood of the house is certainly upbeat tonight, and the happy hamsters got In and Out for their meal.

It’s not without it’s upsets though - even in the joy of their Jen-less-ness, she did manage to get off a parting shot that upset Eric, and understandably so. She had taken it upon herself to tell Amber last night, while she was warning her about everything, to be sure and warn Jessica that Eric has a girlfriend and is just playing her. As she walked out the door, she said “Don’t forget to tell Jessica about Eric. Which lead to this conversation:

The problem with it, of course, is that Eric has been completely honest with Jessica about the whole thing. I ached to see him upset, and hope that Jessica and he work it through tonight. In the HOH. Alone. Under the covers. Where there are no x-ray cameras. Heh!

And - under the spoiler button…

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-:20 - Thanks to the Live Stream Broadcasters who make it possible for me to watch with all you lucky East Coasters, instead of waiting for hours! Ya’ll are the best!

:00 Previously on Big Brother 8!

:03 Welcome back to big brother - Hello Julie Chicken, what a lovely dress! Never has there been such an explosive week. But first, where there’s smoking, there’s fire.

:04 Cut to the Veto Meeting, and Jen’s rolling of her eyes as she’s put on the block. Jen says obviously she’s not close with Daniele because she’s a liar. Jameka says she’s very happy, because it’s a strong feeling Jen would be going home. Daniele says Amber and Jameka aren’t big threats, but it’s a risk keeping Jen in because she doesn’t know what she’ll do.

:05 Jen’s working out, and we see Dick come in to taunt her and tell her that everyone in the house says they aren’t here to win shouldn’t be here. Jen says no, and oh. ok. Dick tells her not be bitter toward Daniele, and Jen says she’s not getting a vote no matter what. Jen says she’s not bitter.

:06 Jen comes in to talk to Daniele, and she tells her that on a strategic level Jen is the biggest competitor, and wanting Dick out doesn’t help Daniele in the long run. Jen says she doesn’t want to cry, it’s fine, big sigh. Jen tells us that she’s so angry, and she’s having a good time even when she’s crying.

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It’s another Thursday in the Big Brother house, and this week there’s no last minute scrambling, there’s no hushed strategy sessions other then the predictable “If I win HOH, I’m going to nominate…” hopeful whispers. Jen, after her shenanigans two nights ago has decided to go down without so much as a glimmer of fight - except for completely making a mess where others are cleaning.

It’s just another day in the neighborhood.

Last night, we had more of the Donato Show - with fighting, snarling, attempts at civility, and rehashing behind one another’s back.

Dick’s line of “You always quit” is somewhat deja vous, as that’s exactly what Zach accused him of in their little tiff yesterday (ED: I’m ending this conversation. Zach: Run away, that’s what you always do.). Like daddy like daughter!

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