Big Brother Craze

New top post! There’s been rumblings and our non-chatty houseguests of last night have disappeared into a bunch of chatty, catty ones. This is when they start eating their own… and it isn’t pretty, not at all. Its a fine line to walk, being honest, and saving yourself. I’m not sure some of them are capable of it… We’ll see.

And naturally - it’s all after the cut.

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And formerly silent houseguests are now chatty as hell - after the cut!

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Good morning all - I’m still trying to catch up from this morning (and still trying to wake up too. heh.) but I got here just in time to hear the grand plan - so! It’s after the cut…

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Wow. What a night, Huh? We’re back, and they’re rehashing the night, of course. They agree they feel bad for Michelle, they agree that Ollie was blowing fire, and Jerry says she hopes they bring her back to allstars, she’s very sensitive.

Everyone’s just sort of pacing around.

Jerry: Crazy game, huh?

A little celebration in the Hippie room, even Memphis gets a Renny hug - Dan jumps on the bed briefly

Memphis: when they said seconds? I was like SHIT! I can’t do that math! OMG. I cannot believe that just happened!

Keesha: all i ask is that none of you put me up if you get HOH!

Hugs and high fives all around. Memphis jokes he’ll put Dan up, happy happy Fab Four!

They’re laughing about the questions, Memphis was banging his head on the wall, Renny thought she was eliminated, she’s pleased that America thinks she’s funny - and Memphis dresses awful, and Keesha is a strong airhead. They’re having a good time, our Fab Four!

Renny: Dan was hauling for that POV man…
Keesha: those skinny little legs finall worked!

Jerry goes to the DR..
Dan: We’re good - long as he doesn’t win the POV.
Keesha: but I better not be up next to him, you fuckers! (laughing)
Dan: dude, you had to come from behind and won…
Keesha: I bet everyone… was just like wooooow…
Dan: that Veto… I whupped it.
Keesha: they didn’t even have one!
Memphis: I did a swan dive.
Keesha: he knew..
Dan: Ollie was the first one out of the gate.
Memphis: He was out there searching still until they called us inside to make sure there was one. but it’s random pick! What someone was underground…
Dan: he still thinks the pictures were fake too…
Memphis: He was still searching!

(BOY did I Call THAT guys? Haha.)

Keesha: I was shaking, I knew, I knew I had to do this!
Dan: I was nervous…
Memphis: how bad would it have sucked if Jerry or Ollie had won POV?
Keesha: i was already flipping because it was going so fast!
Memphis: Luxury comp! Wouldn’t that be great?!

Dan: sorry I stole some of your speech, keesha..
Memphis: dude, everyone stole my vote for you speech!

They talk about the jury house - and who’s hated more.
Memphis: Did you see that shit when Michelle left? She looked at me and walked right by.
Dan; that’s the thing, when it’s my time to go.. it’s a game.
Memphis: I was like wow…
Keesha: i thought I would cry after HOH!
Dan: I gave you a Renny hug!
Renny: Jesus I jumped on Dan and put my legs around him ooooooohmygod… Now they really have something to talk about.

Keesha: Renny PLEASE don’t start thinking anything crazy this week! We’ve gotten this far helping each other!

They’re trying to figure out when the next HOH is going to be. More rehash of the night - it’ll continue for quite some time I’m sure.. I’m out for a few to stretch - I’ll continue when I get back!

Irony at it’s best:
Jerry: Wonder what it would be like if they let you see like, everything they said about you? Can you imagine?
Keesha; I don’t want to know.
Jerry: you’d hope they erased some of it, huh?
—Yeah old man, you’d better hope. But guess what? they don’t erase what I got here…

7:24 - BB tells them to pack Ollie’s things. They found his black bag, and they gave them a small suitcase. keesha and Renny are packing his things. Jerry tried to tell her how to pack or something, because she’s grumbling

Renny: Tell ME how to pack a bag, will ya? I’ve packed more bags then all of ya!

8:08 We’ve had bubbles for almost 20 minutes now…

9:05 - Still bubbles, but… according to those with BBAD, the HOH was just played… I’m opening a new post with the spoiler…

It’s Wednesday night, and the natives are restless as Renny and Keesha start to rehash things once again.

Keesha: I feel bad for Michelle. Some you don’t feel bad for, but her I fell bad. I really want HOH tomorrow so I can see JJ.

They rehash the HOH competition and Dan, again. Keesha says she heard him say No Way (He did, and he explained that to her) and that Ollie could pick a nominee, and POV. Renny pulls michelle over, and she asks her if she heard what they were saying up there. Michelle says a little, she heard Dan say do you want to save Renny, Keesha or MIchelle, the three girls, and didn’t name the guys.

Renny: So he didn’t tell you he wanted Memphis on the block?
Michelle: I didn’t know until the nominations.. and then I didn’t think about it but the song Monday and the shots and guns, and then he called that game roulette?

Ollie comes out and is mad that Jerry is following him around. He yells Leave Me Alone! Renny starts whispering to him, asking if he wanted Memphis up there. Ollie says no, he said Memphis was his only choice, so he agreed to it.

Renny: So, you were up there… You talked to me and said you couldn’t tell me anything, so you lied to me.
Ollie: my hands were tied, I couldn’t say yes, because if Dan found out, he’d put me up.
Renny: When he said no way, it’s when you said “will you drop” and he said no way.
Ollie: Yeah - that’s the only thing he said No way about… then he started to pull the deal.
Renny: what he say next?
Ollie: He asked what I wanted, I said to win, he asked who I wanted to protect, I said myself
Renny: i heard that
Ollie: Then he said I get to select the POV, and protect someone, I said how about all three…
Renny: you said my name
Ollie: He threatened me, he blackmailed me. He said the first person I say, I want you to say that name - he went and asked you if you wanted water, that was his way of telling me that was the name I was to say, but if I said anything else, I’d be going up. So that’s why I said Renny, which is why you said me. He had the whole thing planned, we were all set up. It was thought out well, premeditated, he had help doing that. And the song that morning, they all had to do with gunshots, and that was the same day roulette is the gunshot, and you pull the trigger, it’s russian roulette. It’s no coincidence. It’s the same day. They were telling us. He’s the part of it. I couldn’t tell anyone, no one understands and things I’m coming through anger…
Renny: there was so much going on.
Ollie: that’s why I should have waited, and you were all thinking I was making it up. I wouldn’t do that. That’s why I said I felt mocked and betrayed. He had my hands tied, I couldn’t say anything - the second I told you guys, he would have put me up. it as tough.
–course, that didn’t stop him telling Michelle and Jerry…

Ollie: I just don’t know why he told me to say your name…It was his idea to put Memphis up, and he tried to convince him not to use the POV, that’s what I’m confused about. It is what it is. When he called you up, was he telling you what to say?
Renny: I don’t know what he was doing.. He said he wanted to do something, I didn’t know what he was talking about.
Ollie: Do you trust him after he pulled all that?
Renny: I don’t trust anybody in this game.

Ollie: to do that, it’s nasty, it’s disgusting. I don’t know how you could life or sleep doing that. It wasn’t just me, he used all of you. I asked him why he did it, give me one reason and he was all it’s a game, good tv.. that was his only excuse.

Renny: so the colonel wouldn’t leave you alone all day?
Ollie: would do me a huge favor if he got to go home tomorrow.
Renny: Life is funny
Ollie: if you don’t have a sense of humor might as well not live..
—sometimes, it’s really hard to keep quiet…

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Tonight it’s Dan and Memphis’ turn to cook. The main course? Meatloaf. Instructions verbally gotten from Renny, the boys go to work. And I start giggling… how cute are these two? Seriously?

Memphis gets nominated to cut up the onion. He cries.
Dan: America? You think he’s the toughest guy in the house? Take a look.
Memphis: Ashley.. (sniffsniff) I just wanna say.. (sniffle, gigglesnortlaugh)
Memphis: (Sniffle) This house! It drives you crazy, man! (sniff, giggle)

Memphis: (sniff) Jesus!
Dan: Loves us!
Memphis:…yes. Loves us. (sniffs) MOSES!
Dan: better.

Dan: ….my mom’s meatloaf never looked like that…

The recipe: Ground Turkey, eggs, breadcrumbs, onions, salt and pepper, with Ketchup on top.

Dan: There it is. It even looks like a meatloaf!

Pleased, they put their creation in the oven, and go to work on potatoes.

Dan: If’ your a St. Mary’s football player you have better things to do then watch me make potatoes! Get off your feet, relax, get ready to kick some butt tomorrow!

Memphis has an idea for an HOH talk show tonight - Dan, of course, is totally down with this idea.

Et Voila! The boys’ 4 lb meatloaf is finally done - as well as Dan’s potatoes and Renny’s salad. Jerry looks surprised tha they did so well. The boys, the boys are proud of their meat.

Memphis: gonna make this meatloaf my bitch!
Dan: let’s do this like Judas!

…that’s right, boys and girls, one of the wakeup songs today was the Hokey-Pokey! You can imagine the hilarity this will involve later when Michelle tries to fit it into her theories.

Speaking of Michelle - she’s on the campaign path already this morning, and they just woke them up an hour or so ago! Ollie’s still on the Roulette theory, and asked Jerry how many bullets go into a gun, so he could figure it out better. If Dan dares to ask Ollie to take a picture today (yesterday the Spew Crew said they would refuse..) he would say wait, and grab a plant. A subtle message, and all. Snerk.

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So, after Lessa stumbled to bed last night, the conspiracy talk resumed - they got so excited they had to jump out of bed and run to the spa to discuss it all! It’s all after the cut - but first! Here’s a little hint of what it all was about….

(see what happens when I get up too early?! *L*)

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So, while we were recapping the show, the houseguests partook of another Renny Dinner. It was all quiet and calm, until they started cleaning up. Michelle started to complain about Dan and Memphis, saying they were talking about her.

Ollie: you got something to say, say it to my face.
—says the king of under ya breath foulness. Coward.
Michelle: I must be really important to them if they keep talking about me.
Renny: They weren’t talking about you! I swear to god.
Michelle: I don’t care if they talk about me. They’re f’in ignorant. They’re 2 year olds.

Renny sighs loudly and walks outside, and Michelle jumps no the Jessie is God train again. Ollie told Michelle she shouldn’t have said that in front of Renny, Michelle doesn’t care, of course. She’s gonna get them back in her own way.

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Alrighty - I’m almost over my mad, now, so that I can actually get back to the game play going on. You know how it is in Big Brother - all game all the time, even by those who ain’t got no game!

And you also know where I’ll tuck it… after the cut! Wouldn’t want to spoil anything for TV Onlys and those who dislike spoilers, after all! (I’ll never, ever, ever, be able to go back to a feedless existence.. *L*)

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A quick catch up with what’s going on this morning in the house before I dash to a meeting - I will be back in plenty of time for tonight’s recap, however, so never fear! All the fireworks they choose to show the TV Only audience will be captured as it happens, as always.

There’s been a bit of trash talk, some intimidation tactics, and one comment that upset me so much that I… well. Let’s just say the trash talking went to far this morning. Can you guess who said it before I get there? Go ahead and try while I place the ever popular cut below!

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While things are (momentarily, I’m sure) calm…

A little announcement! Within the last hour, we have passed our 100,000th visitor at Big Brother Craze this month alone! Thanks to Carolyn at BBdish for linking here and sending a lot of her traffic my way, as well as everyone else who’s helped with linking and getting the word out about my little site - and thanks mostly to all of YOU for visiting! You’re the best, and hey - we got 6 more days, maybe we can hit 125k! But mostly? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Renny is in the kitchen, Ollie/Keesha at the counter, Michelle/Jerry in the spa, Memphis/Dan playing chess.. updates where you know they’ll be… After the cut!

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Talk about awkward silences. Heh. Opened a new post as the last one was 60 miles long. It started out slow, built up to explosive in parts, then calmed back down again… intense, though not exactly like I pictured it. Still intense.

And of course, it’s all after the cut.

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It’s gonna be a blow out kids - I can feel it! The tension is high, those on their high horse are arrogant and cocky - it’s a wrap, he’s totally under our thumb, we got this game won but if he’s playing us, we’re gonna kick his ass. The others are unsettled even though they know what’s supposed to happen - will he stick to his plan? Can they really trust him? Will this bite them in the ass next week? Is he CRAZY?

I fully expect this to be an explosive afternoon, ya’ll. Fasten your seat belts, and hang on for the ride! When the spoiler is ready and the feeds are back, the button will appear and the cut link after it like always! I don’t think I’ve EVER anticipated a POV ceremony more… come on Father Dan - don’t fail me now!

Trivia started at 12:14 BB Time.

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There’s two distinct sides to the house, each somewhat trashing the other, though one side is decidedly more vicious in their slams. It’s really kinda sad. But that does make me look forward to tomorrow ever more!

You know the drill - after the cut!

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