Big Brother Craze

Thanks to DreamersVids who got these from Real Player for everyone! Because we don’t have near enough videos, right? Right!

Today’s been mostly a day of quiet talks, and contemplation, and the typical smack talk disguised as strategy discussions. Chelsia did make a small effort to go about getting votes, but in the end, even she knew it was a lost cause.

Enter Sheila to cause some drama. I know, I was shocked too. (For those not used to my snark, that was sarcasm. The sound you heard - my eyes rolling.) She’s not even on the block, not even in danger this week, and she’s trying to position herself to remain that way next week. I think. Who knows with her, she’s wacked! Anyway, she and Natalie team up their doublespeak, and get into Sharon’s head suggesting that Chelsia and James and Josh are working to flip the house and get her out instead of Chelsia. Not exactly, but then again, who can understand what goes on in Sheila’s head…

Case in point - Chelsia told her not to use the single mom card, which she does at least 80 times a day. She even went so far as to say today that no one wants to sit next to her in the final two because they’d give the money to the single mom. I thought we already evicted Amber… James also suggested today that she drop the talk about her book deal, because it could be looked on badly. Guess what she’s all pissed off about now? Yup. How dare he tell her that she should watch what she says about that. Why wouldn’t they give her the money? After all, she’s a single MOM, and 45 frickin years old!

She annoyed me in the show tonight too, when James and Chelsia were laughing and joking about being put up - called them childish and overboard. I guess I am too, cuz I thought it was funny - I even mentioned it at the time in my spoiler post! Just because they didn’t break down at the THOUGHT of being nominated like certain 45 frickin year old single mom’s with book deals that we know of…

Anyway - there doesn’t seem to be any blowups in the works, though in the midst of the Sheila Natalie constantly working over Sharon all day and telling her a variety of things to try and sway her into a ‘girls alliance’, she did have a bit of a breakdown.

It’s the first time we’ve really seen anything get to her, and she poured out her soul and a bucketful of tears to Joshuah. She says she’s better now, and has regained her power that she has hidden in her Blue Blankie. Or something.

Natalie and Sheila are they’re typical smug self, telling each other they’ve got this in the bag. As for me, I hope the hags GET the bag this next week. Is it time for a fast-forward yet? No? DAMN. For the record, though - I do expect a fast forward, not tomorrow, but two weeks from now. It would be the same time frame as before - going from 6 houseguests to 4 all in one night. So tomorrow, we go from 8 to 7, next week from 7 to 6, then the following week from 6 to 4. Of course, I could be completely wrong, and they might not even do a Fast Forward this year. Who knows?

Those surprises I promised are still coming and in the works. Keep checking! (grin)

For those that want a preview of what the POV will entail with Dick - he talked about it on his chat tonight. Watch the video below and he lets you in on some of the details.

Sounds cool! And yes, the feeds will likely be blanked the entire time he’s in the house, just like they were for Janelle last year, just like they are for every competition (except for HOH endurance comps). That’s the way it works, but I’ll put as many details as I can garner from the houseguests afterwards as always.

Every single time I leave the house thinking that it’s been quiet for a few hours, and will be quiet for a few more, so it’s safe for me to head out and remind my kids that I’m alive and love them still… SOMEONE blows up! It’s incredible, really!

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Other then the Nominations, all the hamsters have been relatively quiet. The biggest excitement came when, after an outdoor lockdown, they discovered the blocks in the guinea pigs cage now spelled “POV” and possibly “big” behind it, and numbers that equaled 14 when added up. As you can imagine, there was a LOT of activity near the cage as the Houseguests attempted to put together a grander meaning of it all…

They got a beer and wine delivery as well, and Sheila had a crying breakdown between DR visits, and the rest of the houseguests had a bash on Sheila party outside.

Now they’re planning on pranking Sheila, since she went to bed early. She didn’t want to study for the POV, so they’re planning on waking her with the news that POV is RIGHT NOW! COME ON! LET’S GO! Everyone is in on it, they’re just waiting for Josh to get out of the DR.

They put together the plan - race in to get her, and she fell for it, completely! Grabbed her stuff came outside, they all sat there until James came out laughing, and the gig is up! her facve was GREAT, she’s laughing as she goes back to bed “This house is insane!”

She just gets her unitard off and under the covers… and got called to the DR - for the THIRD TIME TONIGHT! HAHAHAH! That was HYSTERICAL! Whoever is running the DR tonight is officially my hero! It’s like I’ve always told my kids - when at a Slumber Party, never make the mistake of being the first one to fall asleep… And what’s BB but the ultimate 3 month long slumber party?

–Sheila’s is out of the DR, and out of the unitard! (It’s after midnight, POV tomorrow, her week in the unitard is officially over) And she’s still laughing. They asked if she was mad, and she says “NO! of COURSE not! you got me GOOD! Thank you, I needed that!” Hugs and laughter and re-telling all around.

Now THAT’S the way to end a night. I’ll be back in the morning for the POV spoilers!

Someone at Joker’s just posted the new promo for tomorrow night’s episode… check it out!

If you can’t hear it (I had to switch computers for some reason) what it basically says is:

“Two more houseguests will be evicted, but what they don’t know is Big Brother may not let them leave!”

….please TELL me that they aren’t going to save Allison! I will be SO UPSET. She’ll be completely IMPOSSIBLE to live with if that happens! Hit up that comment link, folks - what do YOU think it all means?!

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Earlier tonight, while I was reminding my kids that I’m still alive by attending a choir concert with them, it seems Allison took a wee little dive off the deep end, demanding to know how the votes are going and freaking out when people answered her in the same tone of voice she was using. Heh.

First, she pulled Natalie aside and in front of Sheila, she worked Natalie over to try and figure out what was going on. She took the tact “We told YOU!” Natalie made her escape, and she and Sheila continued to talk. She keeps saying she wants to know who refuses to vote for her, for later consideration with her final vote. She doesn’t understand why they won’t tell her. She’s sure that James and Chelsia will vote with the house - meaning vote with Josh. And Sheila isn’t sure why she knows that. Sheila is like “everyone DIDN’T want Natalie and Matt last week. we weren’t going with the house.”

She just doesn’t get it. Sheila understands and is calm about it. She knows the voting couples just don’t want the drama. They don’t have to tell her SHIT. Good lord. She’s digging herself in a total hole. And it only gets worse. She brings it up AGAIN in the kitchen. “That’s all I’m gonna say…” and she keeps saying and saying and saying… Sheila says she doesn’t want to know. So does Adam and Ryan. Allison keeps pushing…

I love it “Then stop bringing it uP!”
Allison “I’m not bringing it up! No I’m not!”

Oh honey, yes you were. And then she goes on into the “You don’t yell at a woman like that!” She yells, people yell back, oh. my gawd. *Head bangs* The whole “I’m a delicate flower, but I’m so much better then you, but I’m a poor delicate FEMALE” stuff is SO OLD.

AFTER that, Big Brother decides to mess with their heads a bit, and started to call the houseguests into the Diary Room as Couples. “Matt and Natalie, please go to the Diary Room” “James and Chelsia…” etc. Though they called in Allison and Ryan individually. Then Natalie again, after someone narked that she was making a paper towel/nail polish cheat sheet for all the counting she’s spent the past two days doing. Heh.

Joshuah? Is freaking out. And completely hysterical as he does… My favorite line? “I cannot see Julie this way! I need my beauty sleep!”

Hysterical. Half of the houseguests are certain the siren will go off tonight. The rest aren’t sure. Allison is positive that it will save her. Sheila has a better thought that it might be the signal for the virus and the “death of the couples” and they play individually. WHO KNOWS at this point?

I cannot WAIT for tomorrow!

Not that, you know, I thought she ever HAD it. But whatever she had, seriously gone. She’s talking to herself as she does laundry. Thanks to BB9Dish girls for catching the clip!

But remember - NOTHING Joshuah or anyone has said bothers her. Not one iota. Not a single bit. She could care less. Nothing gets to her. Seriously. Just ask her! (snort)

Allison has been telling everyone that she feels like Joshuah is going to go off on her again tonight. She can see it brewing. Well, ya THINK?

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…or so I’ve heard. (grin) Tonight in the Big Brother House, the hamsters decided it was time for Natalie to show off her stripper skills, again - and this time Chelsia joined in with Joshuah (as Sabastian) playing the announcer.

There was LOADS of laughter, a lot of fun, and the party moved to the Pool and became a make out chicken fight party until BB told them they couldn’t chicken fight anymore. You can find videos by xx2000xx on clipster here. They are NOT safe for work, obviously!

But clearly, they were having a GOOD time.

Especially Alex and Sharon!

See what you miss without the feeds or Showtime? (Grin)

They houseguests got their Margarita party tonight, and everyone had a great time - lots of laughter and they killed the margaritas in about 10 minutes. There were tattoos and lip gloss and fun for all. Here’s some pics, and vids too:

For those who agree with me - Alex is a hottie with the glasses on, huh?

More party:

And hey - it’s not a party till someone gets naked!

And some vids - enjoy!

Sheila is the most self-centered bitch I’ve ever seen. Allison and Amanda and Sheila had a lovefest of apologies and such because of the fight earlier, and then Sheila has to whip it right around back and talk about herself. Both Allison and Amanda looked like they wanted to get out of that room more then anything, and she kept right on going for an HOUR, while it’s clear neither of them feel well still, Amanda wants to wash the crap out of her hair, and go to bed, Allison is still having some problems talking, and Sheila is going on and on about DOR and Adam and going on the block AND that he ABUSES her and she’s 45 years old and doesn’t need this stuff and omg will the DR PLEASE give her some Tylenol PM so she’ll shut up?!

I hate people that toss the word abuse around so lightly. Compound that with her insensitivity with Amanda and Allison? PLEASE, Sheila, DOR. I’m begging you - because if I have to listen to much more of this? I’m gonna go INSANE.

Now Adam is trying to get through to her, and she seems to think that since she’s a MOTHER and OLDER (How old is she again? oh yeah! 45 frickin years old! she’s said it every other sentence!) and her SON is watching and… She keeps trying to say she’s better then everyone, and honey, I got news for you - that’s EXACTLY who you are. And if she thinks anyone is gonna buy her book because of this? Not even. Having a child doesn’t make you a better person. Respect is earned.

And she keeps saying she doesn’t care, if that’s the case? Shut. Up. And stop talking about it. Clearly the DR is sick of listening to her talk too - they just gave her a Tylenol PM. THANK YOU BB! Now if she’ll just shut up, take it, and go to bed.

Amanda just passed out - she said to Natalie she wasn’t feeling well, then collapsed. Natalie ran and got the guys from outside, and when they rolled her over she started gasping for breath and then went into convulsions. She has said a couple of times that she’s hyperglycemic, and that she was worried about getting enough sugar - I’ll update as soon as we come back from Trivia and have further word…

The other Cam..

We just had a flash of them back in the house, with some outside and some inside, saying it was weird, but then Trivia again. We’re back, and people are talking about it - the panic button brought the cops, and Mattie tried to get sports scores from one of them. Nice. The houseguests don’t seem TOO worried at the moment, so I think she’s probably ok, getting checked out by the doctor and such. There’s no sign of her Amanda yet.

[For those upset about Chelsia’s faking it comments - for someone who’s as overly dramatic as Amanda, it’s the first thought. It was mine too for half a second. Chelsia saw it was real and changed that right away. And for those who hate James - he was one of the first ones to her aid. So zip it.]

Something happened to Allison too, it looks like - Alex said he didn’t recognize her when he came in and her face had come out in hives - she was crying and upset… Amanda is no longer in the house at the moment - and are wondering when Parker or Jen will come back… Natalie is pretty freaked out and is hiding under the covers with a bad headache.

Looks like Allison ate a peanut and was already in the DR because of the reaction when all this went down. From all reports it looks like they’ll be back after the trip to the ER.

I’ll update when I find out more, of course.

..that every time I leave the house, there is some drama brewing that explodes? At least this time I came back to catch the tail end of it all!

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As Charlie Brown would say! I go out to a dinner meeting with the ‘rents and I MISS the first James Chelsia makeout session? I’ve been waiting for a WEEK for them to succumb! It was no surprise to me that it happened, or that I wasn’t here when it did. Just my luck!

However, those Dish Girls are always quick on the record button! So if you’ve missed it, here you go! First, we get to know them a bit as they drink alcohol by the bowl full:

Got to love it when she says “Daddy I’m sorry!” as she remembers about the cameras! Currently, after a backrub from Natalie, James is asleep in the spa room, and Chelsia sleeps comfortably in the HOH bed. Awwwwww….

Now they’re trying to figure out how to get James upstairs - because he’s not waking up anytime soon. (Chuckles) They end up (After flames that apparently gave them permission) getting him to the bed in the spa room, where Josh covered him with a blanket. Again, I say, Awwwww..

In other news - Sheila and Adam had another blow up, but have seemed to make up for now. No telling how long that will last.

The current plan, I think, is to put up Alex and Amanda, with Adam and Sheila up as pawn, with Natalie and Matt going up as a replacement if one of the couples win POV. The Nominations will be tomorrow, Check back here for those spoilers! Soon as I know, you’ll know!

….is gonna bite them in the ass if they don’t come clean pretty soon! They are planning on telling Josh and Chelsia that it was all a joke…. if they win HOH. Hm. (Not gonna put these behind the cut - they’re not very spoilery, I don’t think. But Beware, of course, as usual!)

Meanwhile, elsewhere, Joshuah the Gossip Queen told Sharon about the “fourth relationship” and her reaction was shock, and also annoyance…

IN other news, Parker has been boycotting the DR since last night, flipping off the cameras every time they move to face him/his direction, and generally being a whiney little bitch. I’m so over Parker. And seems I’m not the only one…

And I’m still lovin on James and Chelsia!

Who’s your favorite so far? Do you think Allison and Sheila’s joke will backfire when it comes out in the end? It’s been a quiet day so far, for the most part… how long do you think that’ll last?