Cooking with the Boys.
Tonight it’s Dan and Memphis’ turn to cook. The main course? Meatloaf. Instructions verbally gotten from Renny, the boys go to work. And I start giggling… how cute are these two? Seriously?
Memphis gets nominated to cut up the onion. He cries.
Dan: America? You think he’s the toughest guy in the house? Take a look.
Memphis: Ashley.. (sniffsniff) I just wanna say.. (sniffle, gigglesnortlaugh)
Memphis: (Sniffle) This house! It drives you crazy, man! (sniff, giggle)

Memphis: (sniff) Jesus!
Dan: Loves us!
Memphis:…yes. Loves us. (sniffs) MOSES!
Dan: better.
Dan: ….my mom’s meatloaf never looked like that…

The recipe: Ground Turkey, eggs, breadcrumbs, onions, salt and pepper, with Ketchup on top.
Dan: There it is. It even looks like a meatloaf!

Pleased, they put their creation in the oven, and go to work on potatoes.

Dan: If’ your a St. Mary’s football player you have better things to do then watch me make potatoes! Get off your feet, relax, get ready to kick some butt tomorrow!
Memphis has an idea for an HOH talk show tonight - Dan, of course, is totally down with this idea.
Et Voila! The boys’ 4 lb meatloaf is finally done - as well as Dan’s potatoes and Renny’s salad. Jerry looks surprised tha they did so well. The boys, the boys are proud of their meat.

Memphis: gonna make this meatloaf my bitch!
Dan: let’s do this like Judas!





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