Big Brother Craze

The house guests are awake and sucking down coffee while mumbling small talk. Dan wants to have a pool party, and Michelle is suspicious since he just got out of the Diary Room - although I think Michelle would be suspicious even if she was handcuffed to Dan for 24 hours and discovered that his DRs are the same as everyone elses.

Last night, the house was again divided, and while there was laughter on both sides, one was full of fun, giddiness, tomfoolery and general good nature - even when Renny laughed so hard she peed -which in turn had Memphis, Dan and Keesha laughing so hard I worried for their bladders too! They were adjusting the pictures on the memory wall by wetting down paper towels and sticking them to Jerry’s picture. Then they got caught by Jerry, who laughed along with them “What, you all think your good looking, huh?” He gave Renny (Who had the cutest dear in the headlights look EVER) a hug, then finished his way to the bathroom, then back to bed.

On the other side of the house, April was in primetime bitch mode, though I gotta say it wasn’t any different then the rest of the season so far. How dare Michelle and Jerry play with the other houseguests, you know? Then she had a moment of pure hatred when the Kitchen group was discussing the 14th picture on the wall and what it could be. She stomped right back to the room to take it out on Ollie about Dan - who happened to do the questioning:

First, Michelle bitched about “their interrogation sh*t. They won’t answer my questions but they dare to ask me sh*t like that?” Ollie says they try to control you with that, and April jumped right in to ugly mode:

April: They wouldn’t dare ask me.
Ollie: Dan told me he was worried about you.
Michelle: He told me that too.
April: He is out there laying on the kitchen table - Laying on the table! He asked me what I thought the middle square was for and did I think it was someone coming back. He asked me if I thought it could be my twin. I said she’s pregnant. He’s all, “what if she’s not?” What an idiot! I have a nephew with downs syndrome. She’s not gonna leave him. (muttering now) Talking about my family… F’ing Libra can leave her kids. My sister wouldn’t do that!
Ollie: He didn’t mean it like that.. He did have a smile on this face.
April: No. he was dead serious. Like my sister’s gonna lie to me…
Ollie: He’s just throwing stuff out there..
April: I wanted to say, you f’ing pu–y! Making up sh*t, just so you don’t have to vote for me.. f’ing baby!

Ollie indulges her with laughter. [I want to reach through the screen and smack her. Dear BB Gods, please give me the chance to interview April after the finale. Pretty please with BB Sprinkles on top!]

There wasn’t a lot of game talk through the night, as Michelle/Ollie/April are stuck in the same grove, and the others were busy having a good time. Memphis and Dan whispered a bit about making sure they have the same answers if anyone asks if they’re an alliance, and then Dan spoke with the Feeders outside alone before he finally went to bed. He hopes me makes the right decisions, that he can trust Memphis, that he can make a run at the game from here out. He worried that Monica is mad, has broke up with him, or is happy/will be happy if he wins. A little while later he said “Goodnight, Monica.” and headed to bed with the rest of the houseguests.

Today on the feeds, we’ll have HOH pictures! I’ll be in and out all day, posting the important stuff, as well as recapping tonight. Tomorrow is the Craig Ferguson show - and April says she’s going to wear her bikini, just see if she don’t!

Right now, everyone is up and quiet and talking nicely together random subjects. I’m sure it won’t last…