Good Morning, BBCrazies!
So, after Lessa stumbled to bed last night, the conspiracy talk resumed - they got so excited they had to jump out of bed and run to the spa to discuss it all! It’s all after the cut - but first! Here’s a little hint of what it all was about….
(see what happens when I get up too early?! *L*)
The players of the Plant are, of course, Michelle and Ollie. The clues? The morning wake-up songs. It started with the songs from the Veto Meeting Morning - all with gunsshots/violent type songs - meant that BB knew what was going to happen. (Because, you know, BB isn’t like.. RIGHT THERE LISTENING to them 24/7 or anything…) This idea got Ollie all excited, and they ran to the spa to discuss it more animatedly and crazily for awhile.
Ollie: It’s true! It’s true! I’m gonna go call him out RIGHT NOW!
Michelle: WAIT!
Ollie: they’re trying to get gangsta in here! I got played, think about it!
—yes, you did. but not by BB, ya iijits. By a better game player.
Michelle: I told them, three days ago I went in and told them I know what’s going on and I may get put on the block for it…
Ollie: are they not smart enough to pick this up? I don’t think they even listen to the music…
Michelle: they don’t listen! That’s probably (lessa screams) why they want me up, because they know I figured it out!
Ollie: ask him if he’s AP!
Michelle: I’ve never asked him, but if he gets called out, he automatically gets disqualified! LIke Jerry said, if someone would have found out, like Eric (BB8), then he could be kicked out!
Ollie: I think it’s Dan’s job to screw with people and piss them off, like he did with Jessie. He’s a plant, but not a good plant.
Michelle: They’re playing country songs - and country is all about F’ing with people. BB is trying to tell us something! Everything in the house has to do with Dan.
Ollie: He was supposed to win HOH this week. YOu said he kept looking at me.
Michelle: Yeah, he kept eye-balling you, trying to make a deal. I’m telling you! He kept f’ing looking at you! I think Keesha and Renny gave him a signal to go ahead and make a deal.
Michelle: Spanish lullabye… DUDE! HE’s SPANISH! Dan’s Spanish!
Ollie: No, he’s Italian.
Michelle: NO! He’s Spanish! I’m telling you!
Ollie: this is like a joke.
Michelle: We’re part of a joke.
Ollie: That comp he hosted was PLANTS! AHA! He was a FARMER!
Michelle: So maybe the night before they asked her who she wanted as host, and made sure Dan’s name wasn’t in there because BB wanted him to host it! That comp wouldn’t take so long to set up, they were waiting for him to be a host so people wouldn’t think it’s weird that he’s a farmer and plants stuff!
Ollie: I don’t know…
—a brief moment of sense, right? Wrong!
Ollie: I think we need to stick to the songs.
Michelle: BB is trying to tell us what he’s up to with them!
Ollie: They should at least give you the courtesy of figuring out Dan is a plant. They should at least give you that. And when Dan used the word Roulette at the meeting, BB told him to use that! It’s the key word! Didn’t he tell you that he ‘killed himself’ by putting you up? Well that’s it! Roulette means you shoot yourself, so that’s what he means, he shot himself by putting you up!
Michelle: yah! and he probably (AUGH!) thought I was going to expose him, or he exposed himself, because he knows I’ve figured it out about him and Dan told me his hands are tied, there’s nothing he can do about it!
—-Oh, and the kicker. This made me literally laugh out loud…
Michelle: There’s a reason they played song after song. Because it seemed like yesterday, the song about it, Spanish lullabye, like it was a dream. So that means yesterday was all a dream, it didn’t really happen! I’ve come to this conclusion, it’s all an illusion…
Michelle: Strangers in the night, exchanging glances
Ollie: I told you! Dan and Memphis aren’t strangers, but lovers! This is gonna kill me. You’ve caught on, so they’re after you, and now they’re after me.
Michelle: but you know what? if you call him out for it he gets disqualified, you have to call him out!
Ollie: so then he can’t do this no more? What do you do, go to the DR? We’ve got to get this done.
Michelle: you think the only way someone can call him out on it is if they’re on the block?
Ollie: I don’t know, maybe so!
Ollie: Wow man, this is crazy, Michelle, Crazy..
—oh you don’t know the half of it…
Michelle: This is probably (AUGH!) the reason I didn’t get the phone call from my family, because they’re old school and would tell me what’s going on.
Michelle: when we all go upstairs… I think it has to be with all of us there, for when we ask him that question, and if Jerry is there so that he can save me or both of us! He kept saying, Michelle I really like you, but I HAVE to do it! I know I made a stupid move and I’m probably gone next week, you’re the only one I trust…
Ollie: So I got punished for wanting to save someone.
— And they head to bed - and thus ended the paranoid part of the evening. Astonishing, isn’t it? I mean… it boggles the mind. Funny thing is, when Michelle finds out Dan was AP, I think she’ll miss the “For one week ONLY” part, and know she was right, all along she was right, she knew it knew it knew it and that’s all we’ll hear about…
Anyway, hamsters are still sleeping - So I’m back to napping for a bit. Mind the hamsters while I’m gone!
The BBE Who-Dun-it Competition:
2. A hair was found.
It was _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
Dad Shark Torn
August 27th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
rofl……omg……they really have too much time to think in their
August 27th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
hi lessa — great job!!! i couldn’t wait to get up and read your posts. i do have a couple of questions. why do you think they think dan is a plant? isn’t a “plant” someone who was put in the game to spy on the other side? i mean that doesn’t make any sense….there are so many cameras in there why do we need somone to go in and spy. do you think when they say plant they really mean america’s player?
my next question is about thursday and the fast forward. either michelle or jerry will leave. they will play out a whole week in an hour and evict another person. when and how will they have the next hoh comp after the fast forward week? thanks in advance
August 27th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Isunburnt - Thanks! As for the ‘plant’ business, basically it’s because they’re idiots. Michelle and Jessie started with he’s America’s player, and then it snowballed from there - they wouldn’t do AP again because it was done just last summer, he’s got a connectiong to someone in the game, though, so maybe he and Keesha are really together, maybe Keesha’s name is really Monica, then Memphis and Keesha are really together - Memphis is JJ… the theories just got more and more farfetched. They’re using ‘plant’ in the sense that BB hired him to perform some task, and if they just figure out what it is, Dan’s gone, they win, Michelle stays in the game.
They can’t accept the fact that they got played, and they both pretty much suck at gamplay. Michelle came in thinking she’s the only deserving player, that she had it won for that reason. So she doesn’t deserve ti be on the block, she didn’t deserve the unitard, so there must be someone out to get her - that someone is Dan, and Big Brother who is skewing the game in his favor.
So basically, they’re idiots.
- Thursday - if it’s like the last one, the second HOH will be played later that night. They’ll cut the feeds for a couple hours Thursday night, and it’ll be another question/answer type competition. We’ll find out that second HOH officially on Sunday. I think. *g*
August 27th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
OMG Lessa, I almost wanna see her stay just to watch the paranoia grow some more…..can’t you see it now??? “Why do you think they kept me Ollie? Do you think that maybe they’re going to kill us? Do you think this isn’t really a GAME? Or maye it is a game, but a different game. Maybe it’s a REALITY MURDER mystery and it’s GOOD to get voted off. Oh no, what did I do?” “I should have Effen gone home” “there is no prize money, Ollie, we’re gonna die in here, or one of us is, do you think Dan is the killer?” “You heard all those songs they were playing……….”
August 27th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
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