Big Brother Craze

It’s morning (for me) and the excitement in the house is palpable. Ok, not so much - it’s more of the same as last night - a lot of silence and our final three in their separate corners. There was a brief game on moment first thing this morning, while Jerry was in the shower. That was the opportunity for the Renegades to meet and do some quick Jedi Training before Jerry returned to that part of the house. Afterwards, they maintained their silent treatment of each other, all in the name of keeping Jerry unaware that they’re working together.

But hey - Keesha is on housecalls RIGHT NOW. And for those who have the feeds, tonight on feed four, Steven and Brian will be doing a Real.Com interview - so tune in for that as well.

Jerry/Memphi in the Hippie Room
Jerry: You ok?
Memphis: Yeah, just bored outa my f’in mind.
Jerry: I’ll try my hardest. Have to win the big one.
Memphis: I know.
Jerry: Good luck. You’re in my heart, I awnt you to know that.
Memphis: Good luck.

Jerry’s laying down, Memphis is on the move again - to the store room for an orange then at the kitchen counter - and Dan’s asleep in the spa.

1:00 PM BB Time - still no sign of the comp, all still sleeping/pretending to sleep/ resting.

Movement at last! Dan is called to the DR, then Jerry - Dan scurries to the hippie room where Memphis is sleeping.

Dan: dude! You should be going through them..
Memphis: I am!
Dan: HOH - Go!
Memphis: You just woke me up… (rattles them off)
Dan: Good. Veto, go.
Memphis: (rattles them off - makes one mistake, goes back and corrects it)
Dan: and if it’s a puzzle - make sure you double check that m’effer, then hit the button.
Memphis: I do puzzles in my sleep, man.
Dan: Kay. They’re gonna call you in after him.

Memphis rolls over, Dan lets him know they’re done building outside, and back to their separate corners. But hey, we had movement there for a minute! And actual smiley conversation between our Renegades!

2:45 PM Skippy is bored - all slowmotion blur on feed four where Dan’s moving around. Meanwhile, Jerry/Memphis chat in the living room. Ok, Jerry pounds in the ‘facts’ again in a whisper and Memphis just nods on occasion.

2:53 I was right! I said within the hour - and they just started playing the Rocky Theme on the feeds! We got to hear the first few seconds, and then Fish…

4:53 PM - still the fish. 2 hours now. How long could this possibly take? COME ON MEMPHIS!

Brief flash at 5:45 - also, chat with Brian and Steven on feed four in 15 minutes…
Come on - flip the feeds back on, you can do it skippy!

5:46 PM - we’re back, and there’s no real celebration.
Jerry: oh well, I’m done. Don’t have to do it anymore.
Dan: Made them through it all, you did. I never thought twice about any of them, they all looked good.
Jerry: you two will do it tomorrow…

MEMPHIS WON!
Jerry’s time was 51 minutes, Memphis’ 8 minutes.

They talk about where they’re doing the final competition, everyone is talking, the boys aren’t rubbing anything in Jerry’s face, which is kinda nice to see. They’re trying to talk about the remaining schedule, they’re trying to figure out what they’d show on Sunday. Dan puts out the idea of a recap show.

Jerry: It’s been fun.
Dan: Thinking back to the first day, I couldn’t imagine getting this far.

Memphis: I can’t believe that was Angie out there - this one (Memory wall) doesn’t look like her.
Jerry: Out there looked more like her. Somebody knows what they’re doing, I’ll tell ya.

Dan: we’ll probably get to go outside tonight, hu?
Jerry: Yeah, that won’t take long to tear down.

Jerry: That’s the same shirt there as the one outside. Cute. They do things cute. 51 minutes. oh my god. Once I got that one… I got mixed up on… Michelle and Renny. And Keesha…
Dan: besides this one, you’ve been very competitive in everything!
Jerry: yeah, I did alright, held my own. For some reason I just stop thinking about the evictions… I thought we’d covered everything. I should have known.

Dan: I always wanted a cut out of myself, wonder if I can keep it..
Memphis: We used to do that in collage, get like Freddie or Jason and sneak in and put it at the end of our friends bed so he’d wake up to that… pretty funny.

Dan: Been a long trip, Jerry.

Jerry: I think Mike was getting a little frustrated with me there. (fish)

Dan: Of people who have been evicted, who do you think played the best game so far?
Jerry: Keesha was one, too many of the others self-destructed along the way.
Dan: Yeah, we’ve talked about that before.
Memphis: Keesha and LIbra
Jerry: Libra had it going, she just didn’t know when to quit. Brian too! First week, he was playing like it was the 10th week.
Memphis: It’ll be a neverending joke with him, I’m sure.

They continue chatting about past houseguests…

—Steven and Brian are on Feed Four with their Real Superpass Interview! OMG funny. Love them! They are extremely candid, playing off one another just like they did in the house - laughing, covering their faces at times with a hat like they did with Pillows in the house -so much fun! [If you missed it - click HERE to start and follow along all 7 parts. —

Brief Renegade celebration/chat in the Storage Room! They can’t quit smiling! (Me either. heh.) Dan points out that Memphis took the bullet with Keesha, he’ll take the one for Jerry, Memphis agrees.

Memphis: can you believe this shit, dude?
Dan: I can’t believe we pulled it off, dude!
Memphis leaves - Dan: I can’t believe we did it. Yeah I can, we’re pretty good..

Back out to the kitchen with Jerry.

—sorry, dinner break. Heh.—

The boys have finally been let outside. The only real conversation of note is that Memphis wants to continue the ruse - though they’re talking more then they were. He also added that if Jerry doesn’t know what’s going on, he’s stupid. Heh.

Dan: You think he threw it?
Memphis: I dunno.. I thought I’d lost it, I was sweatin it.. I knew he knew the answers… but if your gonna throw it? 50 minutes? come on!

Dan doesn’t want to do the bandana thing - not wanting the jury to see it. They feed Ted and Debbie, find some papers that the crew had, one of which was a diagram of the set up of the comp, then random chit-chat surrounded by lots of quiet.

Jerry goes in to take his pills, the boys celebrate.

Memphis: Dude, Ashley and Monica are gonna be freaking out. Freaking out tomorrow.
Dan: On the sites it’s almost real time.. dan won, memphis won, if they check they know.
Memphis: Monica! Take the week of, seriously, Ashley if your watching, you better just be here, take the time off.

Dan: After tomorrow, all our days left will be fun.

Dan: who woulda thought - a couple 25 year olds.
Memphis: Smoked all your asses!
Dan: say that in your speech!
Memphis: Not saying that. You can say it! See how far THAT gets ya!
Dan: that’s why I told you to say it!

(both laughing)

Dan: I wouldn’t have been able to sleep tonight if you lost, dude
Memphis: Me either..
Dan: Tomorrow’s gonna be so random..
Memphis: We’ll give them a good show.
Dan: It’ll be like true or false.
Memphis: What are they gonna do Sunday?
Dan: Talking to the jury members? There won’t be time Tuesday…

Jerry comes back out - conversation stops.

Jerry goes inside - and instantly the boys talk.
Dan: Monica! You have a lot of vacation days, it’s time to use them.
Memphis: Ashley, I don’t want to hear you have to work. You don’t.’
Dan: Everyone send Monica a Myspace message, tell her it’s a wrap. She’ll get a plan ticket from CBS just get off work. The Renegades will take care of the rest!

They chat about more Renegade stuff, Dan figures someone already stole renegadesclothing.com. (actually, still available. heh.)

Jerry’s back, Memphis goes inside, silence all around. The talk a bit about the first part, and Jerry complains that his plane wasn’t balanced.

Jerry: they try to make it fair, but…

Memphis in Hippie Room, Jerry heads inside, Dan still outside on the couch. Jerry goes to let Memphis try on his shirts that he was given, because they’re not his type, and Memphis promised to try them on. Jerry says if they don’t fit/he doesn’t want them, he’ll take them home for his son or something. He leaves and Memphis shakes his head and mutters “this guy is ridiculous…”

10:44PM Jerry to DR - time for the boys to chat and talk.
They shake holding Dan’s cross to make it for sure -
Memphis: We could swear on blood - you fuck me over I’ll cut your hand off and give to my mom in a jar. (Laughing)
Dan: last shake of the season. That’s the last thing my grandfather gave me. I don’t mess around. You keeping it.
Memphis: give it back Thursday.
Dan: What are we gonna do with the comp?
Memphis: Let’s just play it. I don’t care what he thinks, he’ll know when we win and take each other. Let’s just play it - it’s 10 questions, whatever.
Dan: I just want to send him out after all this shit.. We’ll play it.

They start talking about afterwards, and what they want to do and how to get together and talk about stuff, how they want to make appearances together and such. They know there’s at least a couple days they’ll have to do things, and they’re under contract till the 26th. Their still talking about Vegas..

Memphis: i’m down for going wherever the girls want to go, as long as I don’t have to do waht I don’t want to do. Dude, I was talking in there… The Renegades has been around since week FOUR, week FOUR dude! Think about that! That’s a long ass time.
Dan: I know! Dude, you’re gonna laugh when you see what I said about you week one, man.
Memphis: I’m just so less stressed…
Dan: I know, if he won I’d have been a wreck.
Memphis: We all would be. We got this shit dude.
Dan: They’re like what’s the plan for Dan and I was like after Thursday you’re gonna find one hell of a situation. See what we’re allowed to break or not.
Memphis: A whole nother side of these two dude. I just can’t wait to give our speeches, walk out the door, see Monica and Ashley sitting there next to each other.. like WHOA!
Dan: I know, we’re gonna walk out together no matter which wins,
Memphis: if it’s me, I’m just gonna be like, dude, I vote to evict you.
Dan: Yeah, I feel comfortable with it. I think once she finds out about us though, Keesha will be pissed
Memphis: they’re all gonna be pissed man… they’re gonna be like since week four? WEEK FOUR?
Dan: I know, Michelle’s gonna be like pissed…
MEmphis: We’ve had an alliance since week 4, we’ve pissed off all the same people…
Dan: I don’t get what Ollie has against you..
Memphis: I dunno man (They’re still laughing)
Dan: maybe disrespecting his girlfriend all the time, I dunno
memphis: crazy dude.
Dan: We should enjoy it..
Memphis: We’ll have a good time, man. Chess whenever possible. I tried to request a song for tomorrow morning… they..
(fish)

Dan: dude, if you weren’t 8 seconds faster then me in that won, we wouldn’t be here.
Memphis: Dude, I know!
Dan: We got lucky more then once, man..
Memphis: I don’t even know how we pulled it off… they kept making me explain over and over

BB: Houseguests, you are not allowed to talk about your DR sessions

Dan: Dude. NO one’s ever put up their alliance member once.. let alone twice!
Memphis: Big risk for big rewards!
Dan: I put you up TWICE… We got a lot of milage out of that one, more then I expected
Memphis: I can’t believe I haven’t even won HOH and I’m still here man..
Dan: it’s hard for me to believe at this point - so many things had to go right for us to be here.
Memphis: When does that ever happen?
Dan: It never happens. Chilltown had two chances and didn’t make it this far.

Memphis: We’ll talk to Ashley about clothing and stuff, you know. She does that stuff…

They chow down on some burritos.

Dan: I still can’t believe it. I won’t until he walks out the door. I’m gonna whup your ass tomorrow.
Memphis: oh yeah, you want some? (Laughs) I won’t believe it until I get my check. And the keys to my care
Dan: asshole. (laughs) Can’t believe you didn’t take the Ford.

Memphis: Dude, I can’t wait to see Steven’s face.
Dan: He told me, get Memphis and you have a shot. That’s why he was so pissed
Memphis: We’ll have a good time if he’s here! We’ll go out, you know, Angie, Brian, Steven… that’s about it. (Laughs)
Dan: Keesha if she wants..
Memphis: Dunno about that one
Dan: she was a lot more pissed off then I thought. Dude, when you went to get water, I was like 10 minutes, where did he go?!
Memphis: I went to the DR… I just couldn’t lie to her anymore. I don’t mind pulling the trigger, I don’t give a shit, I just couldn’t keep lying to her face. Jerry? I don’t care.
Dan: That’s the difference between me and you - when he fell in the pool you didn’t even care.
Memphis: (laughs) I know. I win tomorrow I won’t have a problems ending him out
Dan: I just want to be the one, I’ve bit back a lot. Everyone else up there popped off and someone, we didn’t - you did to Jerry but there was meaning behind it.
MEmphis: that’ true, this game is more self-destruction. ON those plans I was thinking shit, if April was here?
Dan: on those vines you’d have been home! Man, how did I get Ollie to drop! (Laughs)
Memphis (Laughing)
Dan: one of the dumbest moves ever. EVER.
Memphis: it’s probably up there. They reminded me of what Marcelles did the other day - that’s the reason I had to pack my bag!
Dan: i totally forgot he did that!

Dan: Dude, he had an equal chance at all those heats.
Memphis: Jerry? I know! I was sweating. I know he knew them, if he had stopped to think first, and got it right the first time he would have beat me. Me, I do it, then if its wrong and do it again, because I’m quick, but I was sweatin..

Dan: You really think we can make money on clothing and stuff?
Memphis: Oh yeah… brands at Walmart, lower end shopping stores? Those are the ones that make money.

Dan: Dude, his dr sessions are probably like, I know I’m safe.
Memphis: I know! I can just hear his thought process… he’s gonna be pissed no matter what. You win or I win, he’s gonna be mad.
Dan: you know how calm I’ll be during this?
Memphis: I know, Julie will be like you sure you’re ready? Heck yeah we’re ready! I wonder if Jerry gets to watch… I’ll be like let’s do this, Judas!

They head outside. Dan to the hot tub, Memphis on the couch.
Dan: I can’t believe we pulled it off man.
Memphis: Oh man - I’m not gonna believe it like… even when I get the check. Like, 2 weeks from now? I’ll roll over and grab the phone and be like Dan, dude, we totally rocked that show! Is this real?!
Dan: Next summer we’ll have to do Amazing Race!
Memphis: oh yeah! And you know we sealed Allstars!
Dan: You and me and like… Michelle.
Memphis: Oh no -Rules of the Renegades, can only be two!

Memphis: You realize, the least we’ll walk out with is 50 thousand dollars?
Dan: That’s two years of work! Without spending anything.
Memphis: That’s enough to put.. you know into businesses I already have, just need capital.
Dan: You wanna buy a ring man? I got a guy in Michigan..
Memphis: you’ll have to show me what you’re getting
Dan: She at least bumped herself up half a caret..
Memphis: I got a guy here…
Dan: You can get a nice one for 10k… ring at retail will cost like
Memphis: 20 plus, yeah. This diamond chick, she says to call her.. I’ll have to check that out. No matter what it’s gonna be a good Christmas! The Fam’s gonna get some badass presents.
Dan: We may have to book September 16th Renegade Holiday the rest of our lives…
Memphis: A week from today, we’ll e sittin somewhere chillin! relaxin!
Dan: Don’t think anything funkys gonna happy, do you? He’s out..
Memphis: no, I think they’re trying to end this show… we have one more competition left…
Dan: and ti doesn’t matter…
Memphis: Never a twist - but maybe it’s a million.
Dan: Dude, I’m waiting for that middle picture to flash a million dollars.
Memphis: if they did it, it’d be tomorrow after eviction. That would be insane.

—Our Renegades are GIDDY. *L* It’s cute. No one can possibly doubt these boys now, right? *L* —

Dan: I wonder if people watching are like, pissed or..
Memphis: You got fans man! You heard…
Dan: That’s the first time I heard it.. Michelle and Jerry told me they heard it before
Memphis: I was like wow, Damn Dan!
Dan: I almost bit it a couple times..
Memphis: I saw that, and that last one?
Dan: They were trying to throw us on that last one..
Memphis: If you fell first I was gonna be pissed
Dan: Even when you fell off? I was like get me off this thing! and they still tried to throw me off…

Dan: how’d you like to come in this house, and not win anything.
Memphis: dude, that’s not gonna happen, i don’t even want to think about that. We’re gonna have a lot of money and I have a car. Feels good!

Dan: Think April’s gonna sell those clothes..
Memphis: I’ll buy them for Ashley, half priced. Ashley probably be all I don’t want any of that shit, bitch!

Memphis: dude, I’m gonna see her on Tuesday. I can’t even imagine..

Jerry comes out. Switch turns to length of time in DR. Both talk to Jerry, not to each other but in passing, generalities. Polite, but not the giddy stuff of before.

Dan: that was a long one..
Jerry: hard to explain such a bad performance. They’re gonna give us one beer. He’s gonna check.

Talk about ski trips and hot tubs in the snow, and feeding Ted.

Dan’s in the shower, Jerry outside, Memphis just went inside after saying he felt he’d sleep pretty good. Jerry followed a moment later.

Jerry laying on his bed. Memphis in the shower, Dan at the sink
Dan: Welcome to housecalls. Vern wants to know what kind of underwear you wear.
Memphis: what are you talking about Vern? Why don’t you mind your own business!

More bedtime routines… Jerry in bed, Dan and Memphis outside with some more after show plans and giddy joy at being this close…

Jury question speculation:
Memphis: nobody wants to vote for us, but they’ll have too! When Jerry gets there they’ll be all fuck Dan and Memphis! They had this whole thing planned all along!
Dan: Someone’s going to play Voting Roulette with me..

Dan: What did you mean when you didn’t pass me the T! I don’t know…. vote for me! When you said this, did you lie? I don’t know, I told a lot of lies! Man, the funniest was when they thought Monica wasn’t real…
Memphis: you should put that in your speech…
Dan: you’re trying to sabatage me!
(Laughing)

Dan: after the questions, man, we’re just gonna be laughing our asses off… Who you think has it worse for you?
Memphis: Keesha, I mean she didn’t even address me, what the hell? Renny’s gonna be like off the wall…
Dan: Ollie and April are gonna be hardest for me. WHo you think will be - probably Renny - the most light hearted.. it won’t even be relevant, she’s gonna vote whatever name she pulls out of her feather hat!

Dan thinks Renny was sandbagging on her job, wonders if she owns a salon.

Memphis: America’s choice, who do you think?
Dan: Michelle.. what I did to her?
Memphis: or Jerry man…
Dan: he did make it to final 3, whether he was dragged or not, he’s here.
Memphis: Whether he wanted it or not, you’re coming dammit! It could be renny, depending on how she’s perceived.. it’s usually the most entertaining one.
Dan: Yeah, Keesha would have a shot then too.
Memphis: think if she won she’d still be pissed at me?
Dan: Keesha? I think a week after the show she won’t care. She was pretty good looking..
Memphis: wait till you look back, we haven’t seen any other women for 70 days!
Dan: What if you get out of here and get tail thrown at you all over
Memphis: I get tail thrown at me all the time anyway
Dan: Shut up…
Memphis: I love you Ashley! It won’t matter anyway, no one could compare to Ashley.

Dan: I was thinking, last night we’re here, we should put R’s all over the walls, not block cameras, in shaving cream, so when the wrap party everyone walks in..
Memphis: PAs are like f’in assholes, better clean this shit up!

Dan: it’s like true false. That’s what I was saying, if it came down to that.. after all this hard work we could have been shot down by a set of questions.
Memphis: after the comp man,I was worried…
Dan: I saw you! you were like out there for 40 minutes with the rules and everything, and then you’re usually all pumped up..
Memphis: I knew he knew it all.. it’s like the baby thing, I missed the first one. Did on this one too! I put Jerry, then Jessie and Renny, and I knew Brian left! They told us what it was like before we started, HOH and nominations, evicties… and I was going by HOH. That’s where Jerry messed up… he wasn’t thinking about the HOHs. When I was like Michelle, I knew the next one was Renny. He lost his place…

Dan: we’ll sleep good tonight.
memphis: I know.

The Renegades head inside, after checking to see if the spider on Memphis was Debbie or not - it wasn’t. Nighty Night, Renegades and Jerry. All the hamsters are tucked in tight. Tomorrow’s a big day, after all!