Big Brother Craze

Wow. What a busy night last night in the house! They was working it and talking and rehashing and going in circles when I finally had to get a couple hours sleep at about 5:30am BB Time. The whole time I slept fitfully, wondering how it all came out in the wash and what time THEY went to bed. Now that’s a BBAddiction for ya! I’m kickin up the flashback now to catch the last bits, and on into this morning, while we watch Russell work out (He’s a MACHINE people!), Jeff hit the eliptical, Braden make jokes about working out, and the lovely ladies sunbathing by the pool.

No official wakeup by BigBrother this morning, and several are still sleeping as a result of that and their late night strat sessions. You can check out my caps of last night here, and here, and here.

Oh - and Russell is picking on Jeff now, he’s all full of himself! Everyone’s watching, listening - even from inside.

OH it got WILD on the feeds! After the cut, ya’ll!

((Haven’t gotten the flashback of the last hour from last night - suffice it to say the current plan is pulling Lydia off, and backdooring Braden.))

Russell: technotronics! Technotronics! That what the seen in Chitown, what you do in chitown? Huh? What you think? Technofuckingtronics! better believe it!
Jeff: yeah, remember that when you write home? Shotgun
Russell: Shotgun? That win? That won! Technofucking tronics!
Jeffi: what do you want from me? i can’t spell.
Russell: what can you do - what CAN YOU DO! Sit there and look pretty?
Jeff: yeah, that’s what I came here for. Maybe I’ll do some sprints without my shirt off so I can look pretty… what do you want from me?
Russell: Technotronics! Do it! Do it! Dumb asss motherfucker?
Jeff: Get over yourself!
Russell: I’m from chitown! Technofucking tronics! I’m just gonna ride my ass over the end, cuz I can’t spell I can’t spell
Jeff: you spelled SHOTGUN
Russell: CORRECTLY!
Jeff: Good for you! When I get out
Russell: Come on! Right now! Right no!
Jeff: You know we can’t, you know that!
Russell: Let’s see what you got! Let’s see!
Jeff: you’re making such a fool of yourself right now! It’s week ONE!
Russell: Free shot! FREE SHOT! Every camera in here can see it, Come on!
Jeff: This is not the MMF man, I’m not jumping anyone!

Russell goes inside, Jeff shakes his head, and now Natalie and Jeff are getting into it!

Natalie: and now you wanna start shit with me?!
Jeff: Are you on my team?
Natalie; you ever talk to me?! I don’t talk to anyone in this house! I talk to jessie! Everyone sees thiat!
Jeff: You ever talk to me?
Natalie: you never talk to me! I never talk to Russell! I never talk to anyone! You wanna start with me?
JEff: I can’t get in a word in edgewise! Your attached to the hip! All I’m saying is that you know better than I do what’s going on!
Natalie: You never make an effort! You never come to us! Twice?
Jeff: I’m trying to say that I cant get to you
Natalie: so ask! So ask! Break that shit up! You come to an agreenment, you wanted to put up Chima!
Jeff; GET THE FUCK OUT! now you putting it on ME? when I wasn’t in on the decision? Now it’s on me? Now your trying to make it all on me? Who’s idea was it to put up Lydia? Wasn’t mine!
Natalie: I told her it was me! I told her! You gave us one idea, and put up me! I don’t lie to anyone, I don’t lie to anyone! I didn’t say I wanted anyone on the block, just Lydia, that’s all that came out of my mouth
(Chima or someone in the background, can’t hear it)
Jeff: What did I do? What did I do?
Natalie: you isolate yourself from us?! You never try to talk game with us!
Jeff: I am what I am, If I walk out I am who I am, not a baddass that spells shotgun!
Natalie: You wanna be with us, then you…
Jeff: Fine! I don’t want to be one of you anymore! Take me out!
Natalie: You have no reason not to like me!
Jeff: you talk shit up in that room!
Natalie: YOU ISOLATE YOURSELF FROM US!
Jeff: I hear things. I hear things. You’re talking shit about me!
Natalie: One thing! One thing! Say it! Let’s jus say that it’s a damn good thing that your on my team, because Your going home as soon as possible!
Jeff: I don’t know what happened between the competition, and now, what I did wrong? Your tearing apart your whole team now!
Natalie: You’re taking russell out on me and that’s not cool! I don’t talk to anyone to anyone to anyone, I only talk to Jessie, hang out with one people, and if you dno’ see that it’s your fault
Jeff: You have really made an effort - Just so you know! I came up and knocked on your door, you dind’t bring me shit, you didn’t bring me shit!
Natalie: did you try to defend lydia? did you? you’re real quick to put her name up, but not defend her, not defend her!
Jeff: I didn’t protect Lydia? ARe you SERIOUS? Your making up stories? Just shut the fuck up, everyne on my team shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up!

He walks away, Natalie is still talking to everyone else, muttering,

Natalie: I’m so creative I made up a whole story all by myse
Jeff: are you still going? Are you? Why not going up and open the room, it’s mine too right? No, it’s not - first of all how does it go that I don’t know anything, to I put her up, and didn’t defend her, it’s different! Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up
Natalie: you got all the perks and none of the blood, whatever you want bro, whatever you want bro, that’s what you said..
Jeff: whatever man - just stop
Natalie: I don’t lie, I’ll say it to your face, lying piece of shit. I’m about to knock him out.

Natalie stalks inside and shakes Russells hand. They go to the doom room - and are “Make sure you don’t release informtion you know, that’s what you have to be careful of, we’re wanting to piss him off, make him feel like an idiot, so make sure - no ‘lydia says this’ make your points, short and sweet and walk away. You can’t fight anyone - soon as I walked in the door I was laughing.

Natalie: as soon as you walked in he went after me.
Russell: I know, but ya know, cut it short, and control it
Natalie: that’s why I walked away right there.

Braden: fuck that, bullshit. I need a cigarette. What was that all about, teams?
Jeff: apparently it’s about me being from Chicago.
Braden: man, better watch it, those people from S. Carolina are TROUBLE..

And now everyone t their separate corners. Jeff at the weights with Casey, Ntalie and Russelll inside.

Now Natalie approaches Lydia in the pool room.
Lydia: I feel like like shit because everyone’s get her out, get herout
(Cue tears!)
Natalie: it’s ok, from here I want to hang out and all, just hang in there. I want to, so hang in ther.
Lydia: I’m just not talking to anyone
Natalie: Jeff’s a snake, he’s a fucking snake, I want you to know that
Lydia: he is, he is…
Natalie: When you see it, you’ll see I felt so bad, so bad… I called him out in front of everyone, everyone! I called him out.
Lydia: fucking hell.

Russell and Chima at the table, talking and laughing, rehashing, then Nat and Lydia walk by..
Russell: he’s trying to skate by, don’t skate by
Natalie: then he went all off on me!
Chima: and why didn’t he go after Ruseell, he attacked you, and your a woman!

–Lessa: oh. em. gee. No Lessa, don’t say anything, really, stop right there!

Natalie: I’m not gonna back down, you think I’m gonna back down? Hell no. He’s trying to say you put lydia on the block, did he tell us not too? He didn’t say a thing, and then I was like you said to put chima on the block, no one else
Chima: then he couldn’t look at me. That’s why he’s not an actor, he can’t remember his lines, can’t read his lines.
Russell: then he called me a fag, and Iw as all don’t hate on gay people!
Chima: ooooh GLADD will come after hiiiiiiiiim…
Natalie: Then he came after me! Here you go america, the shit just got real!
Chima; not singing kumbyya anymore!

Natalie goes upstairs and wakes up Jessie.
Natalie: you missed the blow up of the century. you missed it. Things got crazy, like CRAZY. Latina crazy.
Jessie: no they didn’t!
Natalie: yeah they did. crazy. Russ went off on Jeff, forever, to the fact of lets fight right now, and Jeff fought back
Jessie; are you playing?! This is a lot to take in, I just woke up.
Natalie: I know, but I have to tell you.. I was outside, so then after russ goes inside, Jeff goes crazy on me. Go with your teammate, and I was all you wanna attack me? and I went crazy and caled him out in front of everyone.
Jessie: where’s that douchebag at?
Natalie: outside. He almost got his ass kicked by Russ, and I almost kicked his ass too. What, you can’t spell? Can’t do the physical challenges, can’t spell, can’t model, what are you good at and Jeff was all how you gonna feel when this model knocks you out.. I wasn’t gonna get involved, but he came at me because i was the teammate, and he was all you alianate me…

….more rehash

Natalie: it got bad, really bad. He tells me I walk around like I own the place and I was all you’ll know when i do, you’ll be out of here.
Jessie: I missed it, I missed it!

Jessie: ooooh Jeff what are you doing. You woke the sleeping bear. He’s the biggest girl in here, he is. He’s the Keesha and Libra..

…more rehash. Lots of activity outside, but no real chat…

Jessie: let me wake up and I’ll go out and talk to him
Natalie: it wasn’t talking, it was yelling and screaming. I held my own you better believe it. He literally attacks me!
Jessie: I’ll be all what the fuck bro - gotta have something concrete, let me think about it.

Tells Russ that he’ll go to the bathroom and think of something.
Jessie: I was waking up, and like I’m all I missed it
Russ: just ask him why he went off on Natalie then go off.
Natalie: i’m gonna get dressed for this!
CHima; this is gonna be gooooood. I should get cute for this.

Chima: maybe you put a fire under his ass
Russ: maybe he’ll actually win a competition then!

— Lessa: Ok, you guys, you’ve had THREE COMPS out of a gazillion to come. It’s week ONE. Week ONE! Overconfident much?!

Chima: Oh you still have the POV!
Russell: I think Braden is behind that shit, he’s the better player… No one will put you out.
Chima: I like Lydia.
Russ: So you’ll rather Braden go. Braden’s the one. He’s a smarter kid than he lets on.

Here comes Jessie - down to the kitchen.

Chima: I don’t care, long as I don’t go home.
Russell: Don’t send me either!
Chima: no! I like you too.

Cue more rehashing…

Russ: I’m surprised you didn’t wake up! I said some funny shit! I was all, Aren’t smart, aren’t strong, can’t model, what can you do!
Jessie: That’s fine that’s fine, but she’s 18 year old
Chima: and she’s a WOMAN

—Lessa: bites. tongue. (…sits on fingers? something..)

Jessie: yeah, why not come in and yell at me? He’s a moron dude. People didn’t see this side of Jeff what, 6 days ago?

Natalie: maybe now he’s pissed off enough to maybe win something!
Russ: what’s he gonna do, spell Techno? I’m gonna call him technotronics from now on. It was so funny man, so funny.

..rehash, rehash, rehash. Russ was the BMOC, and Jeff couldn’t say nothing, Nat called him out on everything, chima nodding and prodding and agreeing..

Kevin comes in, they talk about being scared, laughing, and they make sure to tell Kevin that Jeff called Russ a fag, so on.
Russ: he should have insulted every race in here! So you don’t like gay people, don’t like chima, don’t like me, who do you like?
Chima: he likes blonds.

Jessie compiments Ronnie on his working out “grinding it out”
Ronnie: I think that I’m almost to the point that I can’t imagine NOT doing it.
Jessie: I think you can tell you lost weight already, look at your picture, your dimples aren’t as deep, your neck..

high fives.

And more rehashing.

Outside:
Casey: Testosterone is a bitch.
Jeff: I hate it when guys get blown up like that and they know they can’t fight…

Jeff: I don’t know why it happened, I fuckin liked the guy
Braden: It’s great
Jeff: yeah because you’re not the one that gets jumped on!

Inside: Lydia’s crying again.
Lydia: I’m sick of people calling me out about my skin, about the way I look.. I never say anything mean about THEM…
Jessie: if all you have to worry about is that? your sitting pretty. Don’t worry about the he said she said bullshit!

Natalie: guess who his best friend is now? Braden! They’re chatting in there!

Lydia; I haven’t gotten a chance to talk to Jordan yet
Jessie: I can if you want, tell her I talked to you?
Lydia: yeah…
Jessie: use this to slingshot yourself forward a few weeks - stay calm. Every week your in here, its one week closer. It’s up to you who you want to yell at - that’s part of the game. Think about it. You kow I have your best interests at heart, ok.

Outside again: Kevin/Casey
Kevin: I asked Jessie last night, if it was 50-50 what would he do?
Casey: He’s gonna do what he’s gonna do..
Kevin: they’r saying if he does, Lydia’s gone.
Casey: no one can blame you for voting for your team, man.
Kevin: She said vote with the house
Casey: I hate that, last season? 5-0, 6-0, 7-0
Kevin: She said whoever doesn’t vote with the house will be targeted..
Casey: that’s bullshit man, it’s a game mentality. 10-0, 9-0, that’s game mentality, house nmentality, bullshit man. And I would go to chima and say, congrats, I’m glad your still here, sure you understand she was my alliance. She may feel different, but whatever. I mean she wasn’t good at the last thing, but she might be the next - and then we’re safe, we gotta vote for her, we’d be safe! you know what, I’m gonna go find Lydia. It’s on us, you know?
Kevin: It’s true, it’s close.
Casey: yeah, it’s close, 5-5? I think it’s in our best interests, ya know? I’d rather have a 3 in 12 chance than a 2 in 12.
Kevin: (laughs) I’d rather have a 4 in 12.
Casey: Yeah, right? I’d rather a 10 in 12.

Russell joins, Casey steps away..
Kevin: I don’t want people take it offensively if I vote Lydia to stay, my clique to stay
Russ: I understand that man. I respect that.
Kevin: I’m not trying to save her..
Russ: yeah, I know, I understand that you’d vote for he to stay, that’s a viable reason. I respect that.
Kevin: you won’t hate on me?
Russ: No, man, your a cool kid, it’s ok. I respect that.

Lydia joins.

Upstairs: Jessie, Casey
Jessie: tempers flare, and whatever Don’t take all that, and then go against someone else that’s just standing there
Casey: collateral damage, yeah.

Talk of working out..

Jessie: everytime they bring you up, I’m like Casey’s real, Casey’s with us, Natalie needs that, but we’re cool.
Casey: Yeahyeahyeah…

BB: houseguests, this is a lock down, please go inside and close the sliding glass doors.

— oh this has potential to be explosive… Spark em ‘up, guys!

Ronnie was talking to Jordan in the pool room, I missed it. Now Jeff is in there too, but headed to a shower. Casey joins them too - briefly. At the kitchen table, Russ, Laura, Nat.

Jordan: I think hes pissed no one stood up for him. UGH. I hate this game.
Ronnie: I don’t want to say good person, bad person - just someone that deserves it, that played the game.

Casey, Russell, Laura in the Storage room

Casey: it’s gonna depend on HOH
Russ: I think that Braden has a better chance next week than Lydia does - I think he’s one of the smartest game. You can read lydia like a book
Laura: it’ll hurt me, but I’m with ya.
Casey: I don’t care for CHima, but I can get over that
Russ: you don’t care for Braden?
Casey: I won’t miss him
Russ: just throwing out ideas, Braden’s been throwing names out and stuff. He’s like the mastermind behind the brains.
Laura: I don’t think he’s smart, I don’t think we should keep him, but
Russ: You ever talk analytical with him? You’d see…

Russ leaves - Casey and Laura:
Casey: I like russell, and I’d never put him up. i’m not saying you and me final two, but we can go far. We have similar interests, I think you know the game, andw e don’t need to talk the whole bunch. I mean that whole blowup? I started to get involved, and I was like sheeeeeeeet, throw some gasoline. I don’t care for Chima, but
Laura: I think that I can beat Lydia, but not Braden, so I can let him go.
Casey: count me in my shit, but I went to bat for you, but yeah.

Kevin joins.
Casey: we were just taling about this morning, I wanted to jump in, but sheeeeet, no. I like them both - they were attacking each other instead of us.
Kevin: i didn’t even see it…

they break up

Natalie is talkin to Ronnie, jordan in the pool room. Apologizing for laughing at the Ho comment by Chima, to Jordan…

Jordan: Russell was fine, and then he was all technotronics, and then he was like jumping down his throat. I mean, don’t think Jeff’s saying anything.
Natalie: I don’t talk to anyone man.
Jordan: I told him that he needed to talk to Jessie, I didn’t understand some of it, but Russell attacked him.
Natalie: (talks a mile a minute, says exactly the same things…)

—Lessa: Ronnie’s rockin a Dork shirt. I kinda love him.

Jordan: I feel people will attack me because they think I’m with Jeff.
Natalie: The only person I talk to in this house is jessie (Jeff enters, she says it again) Just Jessie

—Lessa: Cept your talking your shit to EVERYONE now, woman..

Natalie: Then I got attacked, and I’m his teammate!
Jeff: (silence. walks out)
Natalie: So if I have done anything that offends you, let me know, for sure. I don’t have a problem with you!
Jordan: I feel like, I dunno, I’m close wiht Jeff. I flirt wiht him, with russ, with other people. Me and Jeff just goof off and laugh about stuff, you can have a guy friend wihtout..
Natalie: I know, I know! I have that with Jessie!
Jordan: I think someone said something to Russ to set him off.
Natalie: Just like Russ went at Jeff? Jeff went at me.
Jordan: I thin that you and Jessie need to talk to Jeff, leave russ out right now, because they won’t talk, but talk.
Natalie: yeah, I’m just saying, Jeff’s never made an effort, the door is unlocked, he’s not made an effort, we’ve tried!
Jordan: You need to just talk to him as a team
Natalie: My thing is he started with me! I ws just sitting there. I didn’t say anything!
Jordan: you need to talk to him as adults! You need to clear this up, you ARE a team. I think that’d be the best right now. Because now it’s awkward.
Ronnie: it is a little.
Casey: testosterone is a mofo man, it is.
Natalie: the first thing out his mout was ‘go in with him, he’s your fuckin teammate’ and the first thing I said back was ‘your my teammate too’ and that’s when it went off
Casey: it wasn’t pretty
Jordan: i want to know what set russ off. He was fine all morning, comes inside then just starts.
Ronniie: I was like what da heeeeeeeyall
Casey: your so hood man, gotta be diverse, Ron! way to be diverse! I love the lingo.. you get a feel for how people are in cities…
Natalie: I’m an open book.
Casey: your smart enough however - to know we’re all saying you know, she’s saying that, but what’s she thinking
Natalie: It’s no secret that I was going for Lydia, she told me she was going for me.
Casey: was she sober?
Natalie: Yeah, we had this conversation, it’s been known. I’ve been telling everyone. I’m not lying, I told everyone.
Casey: I heard you say Ronnie… (laughing)
Natalie: Oh I was thinking that, I wanted to say Ronnie, but Lydia just slipped right up off my tongue.. (laughing)
Ronnie: what i do to yooooooou? (laughing)
Natalie: no, the only one I had problems with is Lydia, and now Jeff. And when you go back and watch the tape - no problems but with Lydia and jeff.

Casey: I can’t believe it was a blowup with no fuse, just 0-100.
Ronnie: I don’t know I think maybe he was teasing, kidding, then it went horribly array.
Jordan: nooooo, he came out serious, that’s why I was like shhh, I gotta listen.. Jeff didn’t say one thing about russ last night, we were all laughing because they felt like everytime they walked in a room, people left.

More rehashing…

Natalie is trying to convince them she doesn’t talk strategy to Jessie, just talking about other stuff. Jeff is walking in and out getting his things to move them to the other room. Natalie is swearing on his life that she didn’t know who else was going up, Jessie doesn’t talk to her about that stuff. She leaves.

Jordan: Jeff are you ok?
Jeff: Yeah, I’m fine, they drew the line in the sand. I know where I fuckin’ stand now.

And now we have Natalie with kevin in the spa - really? She talks to NO ONE in the house? SRSLY Natalie?

Kevin: just don’t think I’m siding with jeff. I’m not.
Natalie: alls I can say is Jeff is lucky he can’t go up.

There’s a group in the bathroom now - Russ, Chima, Michele doing makeup, Laura in the shower, Natalie joins. All’s quiet, or general chitchat about slop and such.

BB: Russell. Stop that.
Russ: I’m not doing anything! (he’s not) You got the wrong guy, dude.

1pm: Fish. And new top post when we come back folks -this one’s LONG. *L*