Big Brother Craze

Here it is - the HOH reveal!

After the cut, of course…

His letter is cute - from sister, dad and mom. He’s told twice to keep his sister’s romantic life out of his conversations, she’s left the guy he hated and he’s extremely happy to hear it. They love Renny, they think Memphis is cool, Keesha cracks them up, “and even Jerry…” His sister and Monica are becoming good friends. Dad suggests that he remember that he can say a lot with few words. Heh. They also thank Renny for “finally getting you to cut your hair.” They have huge get togethers every week to watch the show, one week the basement was full so they had to have some watch the show on the small tv in a bedroom.

He got a headband - (Sweep the leg, johnny!) The stuffed animal is the first thing he got Monica, a buncha gold fish, and looks like a shirt. (because, naturally, they did this during the 10 minutes I was gone picking up my son. *L*) CD - the killers

Pictures of Monica everywhere, Dan with lighter hair, Jerry points out he was heavier before. Picture of his grandfather too - a collage of various pictures of his grandparents. Picture of him in city football when he was little.

Jerry and Dan talk in the HOH, about his grandfather and such. Jerry says he might come into some money, he has a feeling, and he and Monica can get things started on the right foot. Dan tells him that he appreciates their talks, never know it might be Jerry and Judas in the end. Jerry tells him not to do that, he let go of it.

Jerry: It was heat of the moment. I have an excuse for doing stupid stuff, like falling in the pool - I’m old! You have no excuse!
Dan: I’m young!
Jerry: you’re 25 now! No excuse.

Jerry heads out, Dan invites him up anytime he wants. Memphis/Keesha are headed back up. No beer in storage - since they’re back, Jerry stays too. Time to feed the fishies.

Game Talk:
Memphis/Dan in HOH room.

Dan: I know it’s not important, nominations. But if you don’t want to go up, I owe you that.
Memphis: Whatever man, I feel like it’s less.. I’d rather not be on the block. I’d rather have Keesha worry, then me - not that I’m worried, I don’t know.
Dan: Just thinking from a Renegade standpoint.
Memphis: I don’t think it’ll matter. If you don’t put me up, I just took you off, so I don’t think anyone will notice. What if Jerry wins POV? Do you think he’ll be more likely, if he wins - to keep me.
Dan: I think he’ll think if I don’t put Keesha up, I want her to stay, so he’ll keep you to spite me.
Memphis: yeah, I can see that - if worse comes to worse, we’d have the chance to play that card.
Dan: I feel I owe it to you if you don’t want to go up..
Memphis: I don’t mind, it don’t bother me, because it’s not gonna matter. Just trying to think from his head, but he’s just all over the place.
Dan: If he comes up here, have to think about how to spin it to him - I mean, I could be I don’t want Keesha to go, but would he think I’m bsing him?
Memphis: He’s gonna know we want him out. I’m just thinking if…
Dan: Waht do you think Keesha thinks of me and you, after POV
Memphis: I think she believes we want her here - I mean I hope so after this point, shit. I don’t know if she thinks we have a deal… if she thinks we do…
Dan: that’s why I’m thinking of waht to tell her - whatever it is we gotta have our story straight.
Memphis: his is the thing, if I go up, and shes off? It might make her think we don’t have something, Jerry too, but if we do, Keesha is before me. It’s the shittiest thing for me to sit here and say, but…
Dan: Yeah, tell them that I thought it wasn’t fair to Keesha, think they’d…
Memphis: Yeah, play it like I don’t want Memphis to go, but didn’t want you to be on the block again. Don’t over think it.. and Jerry, he’s gonna think it no matter what, even if you don’t. So what if… if you win the POV, you ahve to take me off the block
Dan: Yeah, absolutely, I’d rather you make it then her…
Memphis: it sounds so fucked up, hope you have it on tape, might be safest for me to go on the block. I don’t think keesha would vote me out anyway, but it might seal Jerry.. if he wins, it’s worst case scenario… That might be it, man. It’s our only chance - if you don’t put me up, he’ll be like… and send my ass home.
Dan: Yeah, I’m not gonna get a ton out of this nomination, but…
Memphis: Yeah, we just gotta plant something in case he wins POV… I’d just be like look, I talked to Memphis, he doesn’t wanna go up, but maybe you feel like I fight harder when I’m on the block.
Dan: Maybe the angle not to put her up two weeks in a row. Think she’ll really go into it? We’re not gonna get a ton of mileage out of these nominations anyway..

Memphis: thing is, she’s not gonna go against you - if you say keep Memphis here, she’d say vote him out, she’d have to have a deal with Jerry… she doesn’t have good odds with Jerry. I don’t think she’d do that.
Dan: If you win… we’ll talk about that later. I”m just gonna tell her I don’t want her up two weeks in a row, tell her I talked to you, you weren’t happy, but…
Memphis: Yeah, be more it’s us three, us three to the end, and if worse case comes, you’ve proven..
Dan: I’ve put you up twice, yeah.

Memphis: by that point - if we get the POV, she’ll know. But her chances are her chances, she’d have a one in 3 chance of winning. Dude, if she wins, she deserves to take one of us, who gives a fuck. If we lose to her? Yeah. Just tell her that, leave it short and sweet. Who knows.
Dan: I just think there’s more to… more to gain by putting you up then not putting you up.
Memphis: I agree. Keesha would still be fine with it, but Jerry… got to play that worse case scenaro - he wins? Chances are, he’ll like…

Dan: you wanna be all can’t believe he put me up again?
Memphis: If he wins POV… yeah.
Dan: waht about this trip…
Memphis: wanna pick each other and go fuck it?
Dan: Yeah.. dude, if you and keesha are in Japan? I might make a deal with Jerry! (Laughs(

They agree it’s gonna revamp them… it’s big. They worry about how Keesha would take their picking each other though.

Meanwhile, Keesha is having a little cry in the back yard.

Memphis: It’s gonna be sticky no matter what.
Dan: the whole excursion might take like 3 days..
Memphis: no way they’d do that, that’s crazy.
—thank you Skippy for the close up of Dan’s ass in those jeans. *L*

Memphis and Dan are trying to figure out how it will work with the Luxury, and if it’s before or after POV, and if they take someone
Memphis: I can’t take Keesha dude… Ashley would.. And I’m not taking Jerry…
Dan: no matter what happens with the trip, we’re screwed.
Memphis: if’s almost better for her to win - and let her pick one of us, then me and you take each other. At that point, Jerry’s gonna be like…
Dan: then I’d might as well not put you on the block… man, they are messing with us, dude!

Dan rereads the card: Number one, that’s bs, I should get this because I grabbed this thing! You know, you don’t just throw the word amazing around if yours staying in CA, no offense. Out of the house, that’s huge!
Memphis: it’s gotta be before the POV.
Dan: Dude, I don’t care! You fight your balls off for it and take me. Seriously. Who cares.

They agree that they can’t pick Keesha - it’d be hell once they got home. If she wins and picks them, it’s cool, no control, but they can’t pick her…

Memphis: it is what it is. The thing is - at least with the trip… Jerry knows we’re friends.
Dan: alright, just gonna tell Keesha hey, whatever, don’t want you up there again.
Memphis: It’s still better i”m up there, in case we win the trip.
Dan: You won’t see me not trying for that.
Memphis: I wonder who Jerry would pick. It wouldn’t be you - you don’t have a vote.
Dan; unless it’s before nominations
Memphis: I don’t think it’d make a difference to him.
Dan: Dammit!

Memphis: if they let me loose in Japan? They better have a body guard… they’ll need one to get me back.

Memphis: If it’s some bullshit though, we shouldn’t take each other. Don’t want to take that chance. You pretty much have to win, because you don’t have a vote, no one’s gonna pick you.
Dan: asshole.

They call Keesha up, she’s still teary. Dan gives her a hug, and tissues. And she says she doesn’t know what’s wrong, they get her going with questions, and…

Dan: You’re job is to crack up my mom, Keesha!
Keesha: It’s so eerie in here.

Dan: let’s have a sleepover tonight! One night this week. We can have a keesha sandwich.
Memphis: I don’t know if JJ would apprecaite that.
Dan: Everyone in the bed is taken!
Memphis: and that makes it ok, right?

Memphis: get your mind right so you win this trip and take one of us!
Dan: Who’s been talking about Japan since the beginning!
Memphis: who has a vote!
Keesha: Well, really, I was gonna take Jerry… (rolls eyes and laughs)

They give her a bit of hell abut Jerry choosing her. She’s like of course it can’t be something for everybody!

Keesha: my nose looks like rudolf right now.
Memphis: yeah.

They talk about Jerry, and how he’s chosen to play the game…
Keesha: That’s what Im saying, how could you choose to play the game that way, and then be alone..?
Memphis: I agree - it’d be hard for me, because it’s not me!
Keesha: i just can’t imagine doing this feeling alone… but everytime you try to be nice, he just stabs you…
Dan: How many talk bad about everyone? I mean some people, but everyone?
Memphis: That’s the thing about this game, imagine who could have been the final four!
Dan: Michelle Ollie, April and you, Keesha…
Keesha: I know, it’s just, I try to be nice to him, then I walk away and it’s annoying.. who does that all the time?! Sometimes you can look at him and he looks really alone, depressed, sad.
Dan: Just remember, he said you’d win because of the girls…
Keesha: I know! He’s always making cracks, taking stabs… He does it to everybody, how can you.. I don’t know.
Memphis: We’ve seen him play this since day one. Whatever, we’ll have to deal with it another week. The odds are in our favor.
Keesha: it’s just funny, do you think we don’t talk? We don’t tell each other whatever he’s saying?
Memphis: that’s the funniest part about it, because I’m like, ok, now I’m gonna go tell Keesha you idiot…

Dan: I can’t believe your mom thinks your cool. I doctored it a little, read what it says about Jerry… I threw it in so not to make him feel bad. They cut it off, so whatever she said might have… and I didn’t want to make it awkward. I’d like to know what she really wrote…

Memphis: And even Jerry… it’s like sarcastic..
Dan: Yeah, that sentence got cut off.
Memphis: He did call you Judas
keesha: it is your mom…
Dan: at least she liked you guys…
Memphis: Its cool she commented on it… your sister probably thinks I’m cool too.
Keesha: Oh listen to him….
Dan: I never wash dishes at home…

Dan sings about snickers turning a frown upside down and gives Keesha his snickers
Keesha: omg look how big it is.. monster!
Dan: Just the way you like it!
Keesha: AAAAAAAH!
Dan: your SNICKERS…

More talk about the luxury competition possibilities. They break it up, go downstairs to get ready for bed - but they stop in the kitchen to much, instead.

Dan: You two gonna be ok sleeping in that bedroom together? Man and woman, heated waterbeds..
Keesha: 50 people behind the walls…
Dan: We should ahve our sleepover though. Keesha sandwich in the most innocent sense of the word!
Keesha: It’d be innocent to us? but on tv?
Dan: oh come on, they hear us talk about our girlfriends all the time! And you talk about Gizmo. And a little about JJ.
Keesha: Dan! You really are a little shit…

Dan goes upstairs to get ready for bed, steps back on the landing briefly…

Dan: Just for the record? I hope you don’t think Monica’s fake anymore..
Keesha: or your neck…
Dan: Yeah…
They all laugh, and Dan goes back to the HOH room.

Dan briefly walks around HOH with just his boxers on. “Alright internet people, you have to get your money’s worth.” Thanks to Skippy, we do. NOw we see the reflection of his blurred bare self in the shower. Skippy is nice and switches cameras when Dan has to reach for his shampoo he left on the counter. Way to protect Father Dan’s modesty!

Downstairs, it’s equal opportunity, as Keesha changes in the shower stall, and we see her bare feetsies too.

We need to complete the Trifecta - where’s Memphis? Harumph. Mean Skippy. No Memphis. Ah! There he is, snug as a bug in a waterbed.

Dan goes down to say goodnight, and makes sure they’ll be ok without adult supervision. He heads back up to HOH. Keesha and Memphis continue to talk about how mellow he is. He’s just… you know.. mellow. General chitchat as they get ready for bed. Jerry is already asleep in the doom room.

Dan, dan our HOH man is listening to his CD, while Memphis and Keesha chitchat general stuff. And thus, I’m off to bed. Night, ya’ll!

ETA: 7:50am - On last thing happened last night after I went to bed that made me giggle. Memphis and Keesha had been chatting about everything and anything, and then the subject of the feeds came up. Keesha was shocked to discover there are people that are typing everything they say, and need to be careful about saying where they live and such. Memphis said that Dan told him about all the ‘crazy’ sites that do that. They promptly declared their love for said crazies and all their fans.

—– Heh. Heh. Heh. Had to add it in the interest of getting down everything, right?