Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall…
Will the MRA suffer another fall?
After a recap of last week, we rejoin the houseguests right after Evictions, where Kail says she’s speechless and Prayer works, which is why she’s still there, Zach is proud to have stayed true to his word, and Dick goes right for Kail and tells her it’s strategy, and not to think she has made friends. Jen was blamed by Dick right away for the other vote for Kail, which of course, she denies and we know who it is.
Nick thought it was Jessica, and there’s a lot of guesswork who that second vote was. Amber figures that it was Nick, and that rumor spreads through house that it was him so as not to look bad to Zach, and Eric’s enjoying the conspiracy theories because it leaves him in the clear.
Dustin says that Nick has a target on his back, many folks are worried about Daniele’s relationship with him. Jen further digs Nick’s grave by saying she knew that everyone was voting to get rid of Mike so she went through the house - which tells Dick that Nick is the leak, and he should go.
Cut to the HOH Competition, and we get to see Dustin’s giddy joy and you guessed it - AMBER CRIES. Good lord, kill me now! Get. her. OUT. She says they’re the strongest, and they’re happy tears, but they’re annoying. Dustin says the four targets are indeed Kail, Jen, Nick and Zach. Kail knows she’s in danger, and Jen is pretty sure she won’t be nominated because she put out Joe for him.
We of course get to see the HOH room where Dustin introduces everyone in his pictures with giddy smiles. He gets a letter from home, and they leave him alone to read his letter from his brother and cry a bit on his own. And Dustin pulls a Wahmber in the Diary Room, and bawls about how Hard it is.
Then it’s the convo about people treating and calling their dogs their babies. Dick didn’t come down at her, was calm and gave his opinion, but naturally Amber takes it to heart of course. It IS bizarre that someone would say they love their dog as much as her daughter - its VERY bizarre! And what a stupid thing to fight about! And Wahmber? GET OVER YOURSELF! Seriously.
We come back to see the Dick at Night show, where we see Dick rig up the sprayer on the sink. What’s funny is that the one it gets? Is Daniele! We then see the very odd story time with Zach, and his weird story about some convention he went too. It’ was odd, and uncomfortable, and we get a little bit of why he’s so unliked. Dustin calls him Eyeore. Zach says he doesn’t WANT to be a part of any clique, and we get a montage of everyone leaving whenever he comes up. Daniele agrees he’s the hardest to live with. She says she’d rather eat slop for a month then talk to him for an hour.
We see more of Dick and Daniele’s fight, and where the turning point was for them. (Which, thankfully, has seemed to hold to a more positive light throughout the week on the feeds.) I won’t go into more, because I mentioned it earlier.
We come back to see Eric and Jessica at play! YAY! they are entirely too cute together, and they both say they feel close to each other and have a lot of fun together.
And it’s time for the FOOD COMPETITION!
Dustin dressed up as a King with a Crown and robe, tells them to pair up in teams of two, to go get outfits (The Queen’s Guard in matching color pairs) for the Humpty Scramble. Jameka and Jessica, Eric and Zach, (poor eric!) Jen and Amber, and Dick and Kail - the match made in hell!
When they walked outside there see Humpties bottom on the wall, and pieces in big tubs. They have to rebuild Humpty, and too slow, they could be choking on SLOP! The first team to assemble their egg would be guaranteed not to be on slop.
Dustin tells them “FASTER! The King is HUNGRY!” Dick and Kail started out strong and fast, and worried them. Zach says he’s good at puzzles, but, um. Not so much. Jessica and Jameka kick some butt, and pull ahead and end up winning the food competition! Jameka and Jessica then get to choose which five people would be on slop for the rest of the week! They choose ED first because he hadn’t had it yet. Jessica points to everyone “You all should be scared!” which was too cute for words. They pick on Eric, but give it to Zach, and then complete the group with Kail, Nick, and Jen. Jen of course is happy and it’ll help her lose weight because she has no self control. Ha!
Dustin, of course played up the whole King’s role, including telling Dick “SILENCE!” when he sent a raspberry his way. Too cute!
We come back to Dick asking if Jen has a boob job. She refuses to confirm or deny that she has or hasn’t. And then we see Kail working her magic (Ha. ha. ha.) and trying to work Dustin’s ideas for nominations in her favor. She offers herself as a pawn, and says it’s risky and could backfire. Dustin says she’s weak, feeble, desperate and annoying, and Kail is simply a tool for him to use at his whim. Jen, of course comes up and talks to Dustin as well, and denies again that she voted against Kail, it’s just like the mustard thing. Maybe it’s the same person (HAHAHAH!). Jen, naturally pushes Dick/Daniele.
Eric gets our choice for who we want him to get nominated. It is, of course, Jen! Eric says thanks, and that we’re seeing eye to eye, and that it’s a good choice, and we get to see him in action as he works it. The boy is good - seriously! Dick love the scenarios, and applauds Eric’s thinking - as do we!
Our AP vote this week - Which catch phrase should Eric start in the house? “Sweet Chicken!” “Booyakah!” or “I’d do that for a dollar!” - votes will be accepted till midnight pacific time tonight!
And it’s time for Nominations. Jen says she doesn’t see herself going up, Zach threatens to open a can of whoopass if he goes up and wins POV, and Kail is nervous. Nick feels safe, and that he’s in good standing with Dustin.
It’s time for the Nomination Ceremony!
Dustin says that he based the decision on competitiveness and strategy, and gets us started. The order of the keys is: Amber (shock!), Jessica, Dick (Nice to see his key come out for the first time), Jameka, Nick, Zach, Daniele, Eric.
Dustin says that he nominated Jen because she’s a strong competitor, and Kail, because she exhibited questionable behavior over the past week, and the meeting is adjourned.
Kail says she’s concerned, but she has to trust someone. Dustin wants her to go home, and if things stand, she’s going home. Jen is upset about it this week, and it hurts because she didn’t think Dustin would do it.
Who will win the Power of Veto? And will they use it? And will Eric complete his next assignment? Find out Tuesday!
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