Big Brother Craze

Good morning BBCrazies! I’m getting a bit of a late start this morning a I know it’s going to be balls to the wall for a while after the POV ceremony. So bare with me while I catch up on the past couple hours, and limber up the tired ole fingers.

Oh how I adore the drama that we KNOW is gonna happen. Houseguests, (and fingers!) don’t fail me now!

You know the drill - everything’s after the cut.

Things got started early this morning. Dan called Michelle up to the HOH room and asked her who she would put up. She said Keesha without hesitation, because of all she’s heard this week. Then Dan told Memphis that he’s come up with an interesting way to fuel the fire, to be prepared for it - it’s gonna be crazy! He then asks Renny and Keesha to the HOH room for a brief convo. He tells them that they know he likes dramatics, and that Ollie’s gonna tell him a name. He’s going to ask everyone at the POV meeting who they’d put up, and he wants both Renny and Keesha to name Michelle. Renny doesn’t want too, thinking it puts her in a compromising position. Dan wants Drama, Renny worries that it paints the target on her and Keesha. He honestly didn’t think it would upset her, and he tries to explain he just wants a big speech, and some drama to a normally cut and dried boring ceremony. He reminds them that Michelle is leaving - they’re not naming Ollie who’s going to stay and can target them next week.

The meeting broke up - I assume they eventually agreed while there were fishes. Dan pulls Renny aside again, to say he didn’t want to spook her, didn’t mean to worry her. She says she’d rather say Ollie’s name, even if he stays in the game. He says he’ll ask Michelle/Ollie first, and then they hug it out. There’s some more conversations - everyone thinks this is crazy. Dan tells Renny to go ahead and say Ollie’s name.

Everyone thinks this scheme is crazy, and are trying to figure a way out of it. Keesha won’t say Michelle unless Michelle says her name first. Memphis and Keesha are worried that this screws their plan to get a deal out of Jerry. Dan’s now working on his being a tie breaker during the ceremony.Ollie will say Renny, Michelle will say Keesha - Keesha will then say Michelle, and Renny will say Ollie. That puts it all back on Dan once more, and still gives him his drama.

Keesha names off today’s five animals - none of which are correct or what Jerry called her. (I had to look it up again -he called her a sleeping tiger.)

Now - Dan and Ollie are in the HOH room:
Dan: do you have a problem, if I ask you in the meeting saying the person?
Ollie; let’s do a walk through - it’s my decision right?
Dan: I’m not gonna do that, it’s gonna be goofy, like a game..
Ollie; where do I come in?
Dan: I’m gonna ask, in the meeting, who you want, you know?
Ollie: alright - I’m down with that.

then, after asecond.

Ollie; no - don’t.. I don’t want to do that man. I’m not gonna call Renny out man.
Dan: that’s what I need.
Ollie: If it’s my decision… It’s my decision. Don’t call me out like that.
Dan: So if it’s Keesha…
Ollie: I have no problem calling Keesha out - but not Renny.
Dan: this is the last thing I need. If I ask you, can you say that.
Ollie: That’s tough dude - it’s like not my decision if I did that. It’d be like I’d picked her (renny) and I didn’t.. I don’t want to be a liar
Dan: ok…
Ollie: Alight. I’ll do it. IF that’s what you need, I’ll do it. If you follow through with what you’re gonna say, I’ll do it.
Dan: so you know who it is - I’ll ask that person if they want a drink and you’ll know.
Ollie: I don’t want to be vulnerable!
Dan: You know me, I’m gonna speech, and it’ll be off the wall.
Ollie: I can imagine.. I’m gonna…
Dan: If there’s any BS - it’s off just say her name. If it’s not cut and dry, like “dan said, I had a conversation..”
Ollie: Laughing - alright, so just pop off with the name.
Dan: Just the name. I figure if I go out this week, I have this to go out on.
Ollie: Alright - you got my word man. Whatever you want.
Dan: just remember, it’s not cut and dry, there will be stuff, but when I ask you, you say the name.
Ollie; when will it be?
Dan: After - at the end, after He uses it,b ecause obviously he’s gonna I couldn’t talk him out of it.
Ollie; you are a character dude. Seriously. (He’s laughing, he’s all for this plan.)
— the entire point of this exercise is to make sure Renny believes Ollie is after her. Further solidifying the move he made last night to do the same.

Dan touches bases with Keesha, says that he can’t have her questioning him.She says she’s not, they’re good. A brief pass through with Ollie reconfirms the plan, and that Dan will give him a clue as to who he’s putting up. Outside on lockdown, he’s going to ask someone (Renny) if they want water.

Now with Memphis - Dan’s pacing. Laughing.. amped up.
Dan: this is either going to go very well, or very bad.
Memphis: the second one.
Dan: ever see Deer Hunting? They play russian roulette? Know what that is?
Memphis: yeah…
Dan: How about Platoon?
Memphis: yeah..

general talk, as Memphis chuckles.

Dan to the DR - and all four feeds on Memphis in the Hippie Room. We wait.

Keesha joins memphis:
Memphis: what’s up.
Keesha: I hate these people. Well, hate’s a strong word. I dislike them.
Memphis: It’s not going to get better today…

Renny/Keesha: hippie room
Renny: what dan’s doing, makes him look good.
Keesha: No it doesn’t, makes him look like he went back on his word.
Renny: no, makes Memphis look bad.

Renny: Did tell you, he’s asking them first… they’re gonna…
Keesha: yeah.

Renny: this house is gonna be so weird… and the Colonel…
Keesha: Can’t stand him.

Keesha: I think it’s going to get dirty. They’re gonna say things about us… Michelle and Ollie.
Renny: I told him he shouldn’t do this… when she says you name, are you going to say anything else?
Keesha: depends on how she says it…
Renny: I think.. just say the name. Or you said mine so I say yours… Then it goes back to Dan.
Keesha: ok, yeah. That’s what I’ll do.

Everyone is on pins and needles, anxious and ready to get this show on the rode - including me!

Dan joins: Last chance - do you not want me to do this?
Renny: are you changing AGAIN?
Dan: no, just.. are you behind me on this.
Renny: We weren’t initially.
Dan: No matter what is said, you know the outcome.
Renny: and they’re going first, right?
Dan: right.
Keesha: what did they say?
Dan: She doesn’t know- only Ollie does. Just know, you know how I feel about you. everything I’ve done speaks highly of you.

They hug it out.

Dan: just.. you better have my back when they come for me!
Keesha: We will. We will. They’ll be after us too like WOOOOSH.

BB: Memphis. Please go to the Diary room.
Keesha: Here we go.

Jerry’s talking about poetry class in ninth grade, he did the same poem every week - and he recites it.
Dan:Talk about a memory like a steel trap!
Ollie: that’s what I said! from ninth grade? dang.

12:12 PM
BB: Houseguests, this is a lock down. Please go outside and close the sliding glass door.

12:14 - Fish, then Trivia!

It’s AWN like donkey KAWG! Time for some finger exercises.. ready? 1 and 3 and 3… (er. yeah. Caffeine needed. I can count. Really.) Opening a new top post for the spoiler and aftermath. *grins*