Big Brother Craze

Whoooohoooo! Lots of deep breathes happening, as they discuss the final part, and how Dan got both April and Ollie’s both wrong. They talked about their goodbyes to Jerry

Memphis: I tried to be vague because I didn’t know if I was sending him home. I did two - then they said pick one, so I kept saying he was 75…

They agree he did do well, and his age helped him. Dan can’t stand still, pace pace pace… Grin, grin, grin on both parts…

Dan: to me that whole game came down to that HOH - if she didn’t win…
Memphis: Yah, two of us could have left! We did everything… Perfect. It was a lot of luck, perfectness, timing.
Dan: he had everyone broken down…
Memphis: He could have been a good player (brian) Angie could tell you this too… He was like…

Trivia.
Back.

Dan: I don’t think either of us could win against Jerry in the final two
Memphis: He would have gotten the sympathy vote all along.
Dan: we wouldn’t have voted for him
Memphis: shut up, we would too, your ass would not have voted for me if I voted your ass out, come on!
(Laughter….and trivia.)

Dan must be in the DR - Memphis is playing with a pingpong ball. Then doing dishes - when Dan comes out he says “That’s the LAST TIME I have to wash that old man’s GREASY PAN! I just did it. NEVER AGAIN!” Memphis heads to the DR.

Dan: Fifty. Thousand. Dollars. Fifty Thousand Dollars! Dearborn, Michigan - light the streets on fire! (paces, paces, paces) Renny, gotta come through for me. Brian, whatup man?

Memphis: HOLY CRAP DAN!
Dan: What is it like… to win… $50k!

Houseguests - this is a lockdown, please go outside and close the sliding glass door.
Memphis: They’re bringing it in! Take this chair out too!
Dan: Get that key outa there too! Been trying to do that for weeks!

Memphis: so, tomorrow, man. That’s crazy! Ground rules…
Dan: What’s the ground rules…
Memphis: If we don’t want to keep it under wraps, wanna rub it in their face. They’re gonna assume. Idon’t really.. with Keesha, I’m not gonna throw you under the bus, hope you wouldn’t do the same.
Dan: nope.
Memphis: I’m not gonna go to Keesha and say it was both - but you gotta like, not mention the car
Dan: (laughs) I won’t say anything about the car.
Memphis: That’s the thing, they can ask anything they want…
Dan: I think tomorrow it’ll be… uncomfortable… I think we’re just gonna get blowed on, left hook, right hook. Al we can do is answer.
Memphis: I’m gonna do it like this, not throw you under the bus, be truthful. However it falls it falls. Holy hell, man.
Dan: How pissed you think Jerry was?
Memphis: he didn’t seem pissed. No matter what, he knows it’s a game. He’s gonna ask us if we had a deal before. I fell they’ll all ask that question. What’s Renny gonna ask?!
Dan: She looked bad.. bad on TV
Memphis: They looked horrible! Might have been the TV… I think the questions are gonna be like really awkward, they’re gonna be like we hate all your asses! Wow.
Dan: Who you think’ll win AC?
Memphis: Jerry or Michelle, maybe Renny. A week from today - pool side at the Belagio!
Dan: Monica! Get off work!
Memphis: DO IT! ASHLEY!
Dan: Renegade Moms and Girlfriends! I hope Monica and Ashley get along
Memphis: I’m sure they will. Vegas, they’ll be getting whatever they want.
Dan: Monica doesn’t party much, but when we do, she has a good time
Memphis: Ashley too. Focus’d on work. Monica! AShley! Get in touch!
Dan: Myspace!
Memphis: get in sinc!
Dan: Exchange numbers!

Memphis: …wow. Wow Dan. That’s all I can say. Wow.
Dan: I cannot believe it. can.not believe it. It’ll take me like 5 years living at home to save $50k and that’s a stretch.
Memphis: I make decent money? But living in LA, to save that amount is impossible.. I’d have to not do anything and that’s lame.
Dan: you’d be like I’m 30. I’ve got 50grand, but done nothing.

Memphis: Like April - 11k of bills for 3 months. She’s got a lot but working to live. I love my job… Ashley has had bad jobs and when she complains I say quit. You shouldn’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.
Dan: Some people are in a position that they have to work something you don’t want. We’re pretty lucky.

Dan: oh dude - by the way, I know you own a car
Memphis: I don’t own a car! I wouldn’t lie to you! I can’t believe you!
Dan: why would you live out here and not have a car?
Memphis: Ashley share her car. In florida I lived on campus. You’ll see, when Ashley picks us up in the Honda Civic.
(both laughing)

Memphis: first night out is gonna be fun night. One phone call..
Dan: Dude - Brian? My sister?
Memphis: Paulo! Handle it! Get the bottles… where you wanna go?
Dan: somewhere we can act the fool…
Memphis: ok, we’ll figure it out.
Dan: We’re not going anywhere tuesday night.
Memphis: Show the next morning, too. We should ask.
Dan: I hope they ask us who we want to fly out.
Memphis: I cannot believe it’s just me and you! 2 25 year olds! what the hell?!
Dan: Jerry dressed up today. It’s the first time.
Memphis: Thank god. I was like Jerry, please stop wearing cut off shirts!

Dan: biggest surprise will be Renny I think. Mark my words, she owns her salon or something
Memphis: Someone in here lied, I’m sure. Something big. I do have a car (Laughs) Just kidding!
Dan: You pushed him out!
Memphis: best 2 outa 3, you always play that way.. clown.
Dan: that seemed like the longest minute of my life.
Memphis: probably only 30 seconds Cant believe you thought I had a car! I’m not that good of a liar!
Dan: I woulda said it! Not that hard of a lie..
Memphis: lot of people probably thought that, huh? Whatever. They’ll find out I don’t!

Dan: My sister’s probably just… can’t believe it. Everyone thinks they’re gonna win you know?
Memphis: I never really thought that? We did well because we didn’t think about winning, just that week. A lot of people thought too far ahead. Thought they had it sewed up. What do you think when Jerry gets out of the car?
Dan: They’re gonna assume he didn’t win any of the heats.
Memphis: that’s when we’re gonna get busted out. Jerry gets out of the car, they had something all along… he’s gonna be all Memphis said something about renegade…
Dan: And then he’ll go I remember Dan said something like that too..

Memphis: you never know what they’ll remember… you know like, he voted me out, put me up, who knows what they think./ Kinda glad we’re not gonna see that jury house!
Dan: know how miserable that would be?
Memphis: I’d be hard pressed to stay there. I’d stay for the car, not the money.

Memphis: One for the ages, man. We could have been out and gone, instead we are the show at this point!
Dan: You know how much airtime we’ve gotten?

Dan doesn’t think 500,000 do the internet, Memphis says maybe 100k have it ordered… all Lessa cares is that she have it! (grin)

Memphis: If you had told me, 6 months ago, that I’d be here? I’d have laughed in your face.
Dan: I know… dude. You know we’re gonna remember this rest of our lives.
Memphis: Wherever we go next weekend? We need to plan that every year, you know?
Dan: Gotta plan for Dearborn! For the wedding, might be standing up too. Get your tux ready. And you have to wear it as it comes, no Memphis-izing it.
Memphis: No chuck taylors?
Dan: Monica would not be happy.

(Laughing still)

Memphis: Imagine if it was you and someone you hated, you picked because you thought you could win.. man that would SUCK… I have a whole new outlook on reality tv now man, whole new outlook. He told me not to get drunk tonight. I started laughing!

Memphis: He’s probably thinking he’d been foiled. I think this morning, he knows.
Dan: Yeah, we were talking, I figure 4-3…
Memphis: gimme one person you know for sure… like Renny you…
Dan: I think Jerry, because he loves you, he’s wanted to be your friend…
(both laughing again)
Memphis: ok, so that’s one-one! The rest? Gotta remember they’ve been talking shit for how long?
Dan: and we’ve been talking in here.. going back and esculating? Memphis called you the crypt-keeper!
Memphis: kiss that vote goodbye!

Dan: How you like that Renegade Mom and Girlfriend shoutout?!
Memphis: that was fast! I was like whoa!
Dan: I’ve said Ashley’s name on live tv more then you!
Memphis: I love you Ashley! I’m just focused!

Dan: the beginning was hard, the middle was rough… now it’s like..
Memphis: that middle was rough man. it was like groundhog day… over and over…
Dan: Double eviction was key… then it was like moving and moving and moving..

Dan: if I had gotten that ball hoh..
Memphis: We would have been screwed…
Dan: When did we play the last POV?

More chitchat about what they’re gonna do when they get out. Then back to the possible questions… they know it’ll be opening speech, 7 questions, closing speech, tomorrow night.

Memphis: what are they cooking up in there man?
Dan: Don’t care, I’ll be happy! We don’t have to cook!

Dan: You know when he said been there today? I thought about someone…
Memphis: It was alcatraz! Keesha said he wanted and it was BEEN THERE! That loud too.. that’s what I thought when he said it today too! That guy. You will never in your life live with a 75 year old man agian.
Dan: When you were saying see if your a renegade, I started smiling, I saw some audience members there smirking behind Julie, even though their faces were blurry.

Dan: CHILLTOWN! You had two tried at this and couldn’t get it done!
Memphis: you didn’t wanna say anything to Jerry?
Dan: no.. I figured 3rd person? bad enough
Memphis: I changed what I was gonna say too. What I was gonna say - Dude, sometimes it’s better to keep your month shut. so on behalf off Judas, and the womanizer, AKA Renegades, I vote to evict you.. then I thought….
Dan: Yeah, me to. I learned a couple things along the way. You know, my friends back home were probably laughing their asses off at Replacement Nominee Roulette.
Memphis: that’ll go down in history man…

Dan: We’ll wait till later - supposed to talk about top moments and stuff.
Memphis: We had a lot of moments here, you know?

Dan: When did you know you couldt rust me?
Memphis: for sure, after that happened with Jerry, the Judas thing, and I said something on live tv, and you were like thanks, and I was for sure after that.
Dan: It’s hard man, never know who you can trust. Wrong person and you’re out..
Memphis: that’s what gets people, it’s your mind… that gets you. That’s what makes it different for like Allstars. Boogie and WIll knew they could trust each other.

Memphis: you know, allstars? We’d get gunned down.
Dan: We couldn’t throw anything, they know we can win
Memphis: We’d have tos tage a fight, break shit..

Memphis: Oh man, I burned you in the DR man.. ACTOR?! Get the fuck out, actor! That’s a poor excuse for a fight! WHen you started that? I wasn’t like ready… I wasn’t sure you were gonna do it and I almost started laughing…
Dan: Jerry was like so quiet… I said the windbreaker and looked at him and he was like..
Memphis: he believed it so much. That nominations? He bought it so much… That was huge, huge!

More talk of appearances at clubs and stuff. Memphis has a friend in and he gets to go to the VMAs for him, and he does a different club every night. 7 nights a week a promotion. 431 Entertainment, check it out. I figure out of 7, we can get a couple.

Talk of business opportunities, and visiting places, bottles comped, and stuff.

Dan: have to get in touch with St. Mary’s… maybe 2nd semester..
Memphis: I was thinking, you know? Like after a week, getting straight.. might wanna get doing something, but Renegade stuff? Takin some time, man! Even like we both invest like 5k, straight off the bat, that’s huge, huge to get it off the ground.
Dan: And julie said dan, you won at least 50k.. I couldn’t believe it.
Memphis: I’m not gonna believe it… until…
Dan: We get the giant ones? or the little ones?
Memphis: I’d be happy with a little one - cash that bitch!

(flash of beers on ice on the table..)

Dan: it’ll be cool to just get my dry cleaning done for free of something.
Memphis: What’s your bank gonna do, when you walk up with a half million dollar check?
Dan: Oh man. Is this real? I’d not put it in the bank until I protected as much of it as possible.
Memphis: Yeah, uncle sam always gets his money.

7:22 - and we have Trivia. Time for the Final Two Dinner Celebration!

9pm - we’re back, the boys are clearing the table, enjoying desert and the rest of their beers.
Dan: Do you love the internet?
Memphis: I LOVE the internet!
Dan: Internet peeps, what up? This cake is for you! Bet you never thought you’d see us in the final two…
—–Lessa: Wanna bet? Renegades FTW!

Dan: Dude, you know our words could mean the difference of 450k?
Memphis: and their questions. We can probably tell by the questions who they want to win.. if we can change it.

Dan: Dude. This might be our Best. Sleep. Ever.
Dan: If I have any fans out there, I appreciate your support. This cake is for you, not me.
—–Lessa: then where’s the chocolate delivery, boy? GIMME!

Dan: I’m stuffed!

Dan: on a scale of 1-10, how shocked was Jerry? 10 being the worst… 6?
Memphis: you know, I think so. In the end I think with our antics? He thought in the back of his mind.. we played his ass pretty good. I think he might have actually thought…
Dan: Third person going out… imagine
Memphis: that’s rough…
Dan: This close, then fall a little short. Wasn’t much else he could have done. Win the airplane one?
Memphis: No. Way.
Dan: He said he didn’t even have his hands wrapped, what were you thinking? That’s a mental error!
Memphis: yeah, and he fell into the POOL!
Dan: I thought it was fair.
Memphis: Yeah, and you can’t alter it for one man.
Dan: I thought it was the most balanced..
Memphis: The building. You were just standing there.
Dan: maybe. That vine one sucked.
Memphis: you don’t think he could have done better in those two?
Dan: I thought he could have done better in the wall
Memphis: that’s because YOU FEEL OFF right after him! You threw it!
Dan: I did not!
Memphis: LIAR! (laughing)

Outside is open, they head out there.

Memphis: who else you think threw the most competitions…
Dan: I dind’t throw any!
Memphis: you threw the eliminator with me!
Dan: No I didn’t! I wanted to win that one!
Memphis: We talked about it before.. we were make sure REnny and Keesha won..
Dan: oh. I forgot.
Memphis: Dude! I remember, you buzzed out on purpose, and you were all I THOUGHT I KNEW IT and I was like there goes Dan’s acting skills again!
Dan:I wanted to win that one..
Memphis: I didn’t win one HOH!
Dan: That’s pretty bad, or pretty good. But that last cut was hard…
Memphis: and taking you off the block was huge… Renny knew it. That move was huge, it was all wrapped up.

Dan: you think it’s 50-50?
Memphis: yeah. I think I like it that way though. I think the questions are huge, our speeches will be huge, a tossup. I think no matter who wins, it could go either way. We both played the game really good. I think uh, you know, we both deserve half a million dollars.
Dan: Sucks we have to wait like a week to find out.
Memphis: four nights!
Dan: yeah. I’m tired me.
Memphis: We’ll have a good time!
Dan: Wonder when Jerry gets to the Jury house…
—–Just before the round table, actually.

Memphis: No matter what man, I’m glad I didn’t spend the whole summer here for a stipend. caught up a few things, take Ashley shopping, it’d be gone.
Dan: Dude. they have to be so happy right now, know what I mean?

Dan: How’d we even start talking - the night before you saved, rihgt?
Memphis: yeah, remember, we knew if I was saved… we could step back. Remember? We could sit back and watch people going insane…
Dan: yeah, April and Keesha, Libra and April…
Memphis: yeah, we stepped back, sat around, and watched them fight. We knew we could buy a couple weeks if we pulled it off.

Memphis: If your watching! Get the week off! Ashley, if your working, get in touch with Monica! Take off work! We’re taking a trip, Vegas, wherever you and MOnica want to go! It’s on us.
Dan: Done!
Memphis: Cameas might be there, don’t even know..
Dan: renegade vacation! I’d let them do it if they paid. But not in the hotel room!
Memphis: Definitely not!
Dan: CBS wouldn’t, they’re not that kinda network.

Dan: I was gonna mess with you during the eviction.. point to you and slide oer..
Memphis: I’da been son of a BITCH that’s not FUNNY!
Dan: I decided I pulled enough antics… wonder how the roulette looked..
Memphis: people blowing up - that’ll be the funniest part…

Memphis: to be honest? I don’t think there will be a lot of hard questions.. grilling questions. Maybe I just don’t think they’re that smar
Dan: Michelle will have a hard one for me. Libra maybe
Memphis: Yeah, I can see Michelle grilling you and grilling me. I just can’t see a lot of quality questions coming out of that Jury. They’ll be like one answer questions. Like did you ever have an alliance with Brian.. That’s hard - they can only ask one?
Dan: on TV it looks like they just ask one. You talk to Libra a lot?
Memphis: Out here when we were alone we talked, but we never…
Dan: about her family?
Memphis: Not really… I always thought the relationship with her husband was strange.
Dan: Separate vacations and stuff.. would not fly with Monica!

Memphis: It don’t even matter, whoever comes out on top.
Dan: Renegades Inc. $550k richer…

They talk about doing Allstars and all, and how if it was next week or something, they’re jobs would complain.

Memphis: but if the Amazing Race calls….RK (Robin Kass) Make it happen! We’ll go to her office after…
Dan: buy her something nice
Memphis: Renegade style!

Dan: trying to figure out what people are thinking..
Memphis: Ashley like.. waht the heeeell? Makes me feel good, she sacrificed a lot of her time to let me do this. We have place, a dog… and she’s completely supporting my decision to be here, it’s crazy.
Dan: If you came back with nothing?
Memphis: That’d suck - at least now it’s a fat bank account and a car!

Time to feed Ted!
Dan: Ted is an honorary Renegade. Debbie’s still earning her stripes.

Dan: no matter who wins, they’re gonna be proud.
Memphis: i totally agree.
Dan: Dude. No more competitions.
Memphis: Thank god. Hanging on vines and shit was getting old anyway.
Dan: I don’t know how much more of that I had in me…

They go in to clean up a bit. Memphis does dishes, Dan’s gonna hot tub, goes to change.
Dan: I am beat. Beat like a dog.

Both are in the hot tub now, talking about some things they might buy. General chit-chat, reliving parts of the game, a lot of the same stuff. Dan is tired - I predict an early night for our Renegades!

Memphis: Do you realize that Jerry is 3 times our age?
Dan: yeah. And it took us 4 times to get him out!

Memphis: I haven’t told anyone this, but I’ll tell you. 5 months ago my sister was diagnosed with Leukemia (and I think it’s his older sister). That’s why the half marathon… though the second doctor said it was a deficiency, when I left I was so concerned. I told them if anything ANYTHING, call and I’ll leave the house. She said she felt fine.. she’s still running marathons.. One day you can be fine, the next day?
Dan: Scary…
Memphis: right now though, she’s feeling fine, she’s cool.
Dan: When you get out of here dude, she could have an official opinion, specialist..
Memphis: Yeah, just makes you appreciate what you have, you know? Crazy.

Memphis: What do you think your dad will say, the man of few words..
Dan: Good job either way, what were you thinking that speech, almost got burned the first week… joking around.

Dan: family seeing you check out a blond..
Memphis: Keesha was like my sister! That’s it! Ashley, I love you, you can smack him when you see him.
Dan: She won’t smack me, I’ve said her name on live TV more then you! Dude, remember Jessie’s shoutout to Sheena?
Memphis: that was SO awkward!

More talk of the other houseguests… why they were chosen… things they don’t know… what they’ll find out afterwards… how to prepare for the speeches tomorrow…

10:53 - the boys head back inside.Thank goodness, the hottub noise was giving me a headache. Heh.

Memphis: it’s kinda creepy being the only two here! Gonna sleep good TONIGHT!
Dan: just the Jury tomorrow…
Memphis: then we’re done! Don’t even talk to them at the end, right?

(Dan talks - but totally can’t hear it because his mic wasn’t working)

Dan: here’s the thing, will you be ready to go back to your regular life?
Memphis: no. If somebody tells me what to do I’ll be like fuck you!

They start thinking what a twist could have been…

Memphis: I can’t wait to hang out with Brian, man..
Dan: He’s gonna be a trip!

Dan: dude. as much as I’ve worn this St. Mary’s shirt? If they fire me?! Dude, please don’t fire me! If I have done one thing it’s show that if your gonna play a game, play it hard! Within the rules of the game!
Memphis: And in Big Brother? There are no rules!

Memphis: We’re gonna be a nervous f’in wreck on Tuesday… just to see Ashley?
Dan: We’ll see them the second we walk out… that’s where our eyes will go too…

Dan heads to the shower, they both complain about this packing/unpacking being for the birds. And it’s really weird being having the whole house to themselves…

Dan: We could throw one hell of a party in here..
Memphis: there’s a party at the BB house on Tuesday! Hosted by CBS, everyone’s invited, open bar!

Memphis gives Dan his cross back, then lays down in bed to read Dan’s Bible, as Dan showers. Dan decides not to sleep on the waterbed tonight, to let it cool down. But will for the rest of the time. Nights out for Memphis, and Dan goes and hits the sheets himself.

Sleep tight, Renegades!