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It’s recap time!

We rejoin our hamsters right after the Nomination Ceremony. Kail says again that she’s 100% safe, and Jen isn’t concerned at all either, because she’s still there after three chances. Dick goes after them and tells them that this time it’s sticking, and makes a good show of it and he and Jen get into it again. He tells us in DR that she doesn’t need to know that it’s not the plan to send her home.

Eric says the D/D reunion tour is in full effect and he knows they’re coming after him. He knows he needs to secure four. Eric and Jessica tells Amber and Dustin about the back door plan. Jessica says she’ll pretend to go along but there’s no way she will vote for them. Dustin declares the remaining five od the LNC need to stick together.

Eric talks to Jameka and tells her what’s going on and that it’ll be paypack for Nick. He tells her they won’t have the votes, but will think they do. Jameka goes to Amber, and they talk about it. They know Jessica is loyal to Eric. They’re quite confident, if worried a bit about the whole logistics of this.

Zach and Daniele talk in HOH and talk game and she laments the fact that she was the only one who wanted Nick to stay again (ed: good lord people GET OVER IT. Ugh.). Zach says he doesn’t have many friends, but promises to do whatever Daniele wants. Daniele tells us that she expected him to come to her and she’ll use it to her advantage.

Eric, Jessica and Dustin talk about it in the bathroom, and solidify their plans. Dustin says that if they want to go through it - the two of them are out on their own.

And we’re back, and it’s time to pick veto players! Eric wants to plan in the veto badly, but Daniele picks Zach, Jen picks Dustin, and Kail gets Houseguests choice and picks Jameka. Amber is picked as host.

Kail looks at the blue pond, and there’s things covered and says when you see that, it’s never good! Eric is looking worried.

The Veto competition is called the Numbers Don’t Lie - whoever bids the highest number in a sticky situation will have to compete the task, the lowest number will be eliminated.

#1 The first item is Show Me the Bunny! And we see bunny suits. Over the next five days how many hours are you willing to wear the bunny suit to stay in the competition? Dustin is eliminated.

#2 - Dump the Funk - How many times are you wiling to have this mixture over your head over the next 24 hours? Everyone says 24, and they’re not looking forward to it, but it works.

#3 10,000 Cash - the highest number of 0-10,000 wins the amount of money but will be eliminated. Everyone says 0, and Zach figures it was worth it to try and get some friends. (Man, I feel bad for this guy!)

#4 Sloppy Summer - over the next 30 days, how many hours are you willing to eat slop. Answer 0-720. Daniele knows her body can’t really handle it, but both Kail and Jen both go for the most hours at 720, Daniele and Jameka were in the middle, and Zach is eliminated.

#5 Power Shortage - out of the next 5 HOH competitions, how many are you willing to NOT compete in? Kail and Jameka say all 5, Jen says 4, Daniele says 3 and is eliminated.

#6 The final round is Money Walks - How much of the 500k up to 250k would they give up to win the golden power of veto? Jameka says 10k, and Kail says 248,999 and Jen bids the whole 250k and wins the Power of Veto and hopes the houseguests know she’s not there for the money now.

Jameka says she couldn’t do it for anyone in the game, and Dick is ecstatic because it’s the perfect scenario for him and Daniele to backdoor Eric - who is looking quite a bit pale.

We get to see the bunny suits! HOW CUTE ARE THEY?

Jameka is upset that she gave up HOH and won’t get pictures of her family and she burst into tears. Amber of course tells her that God did it for a reason. We see her in the back corner crying hysterically and praying, as organ music plays in the background - while Jen asks for white belts to match her bunny suit, and saying she’ll hide eggs. (BRILLIANT EDITING CBS! HAHAH!)

Daniele talks to Jameka and she says she’s not made at her, and Jameka tells us that Daniele is her father’s child and wasn’t sorry at all.

Jen thinks she and Daniele can work well together, and they go upstairs and promises her vote to keep Kail 100%, and she finally tells her that it is Eric and that they suspect he’s the brains of everyone. (CONSPIRACY THEORY! UGH!) We then see Dick talking to Jen and their truce. He says if she lays off Daniele, he’ll lay off of Jen. He apologizes, and a truce is called. Dick tells us he’s doing it to make sure Jen is on her side - oh! I’m SHOCKED. And he goes on his Eric is at the bottom of everything, and playing both sides and he’s the one behind everything including setting up Nick. (…..oy.)

Jen says strategically it’s better to work with them, but is worried about morally. AND we get to see the FUNK GUNK DUNK! Jen, of course, does it nice and slow. (and where’s all the FUN DUNKS? don’t worry - end of this post will have Jameka’s booty dunk for ya, promise!)

Jen talks to Jessica, and says she won’t lie, and Eric spreads rumors and tells things about other people and that he tells everyone their his number one, and he told her he’s playing everyone, and drops the bomb, that Eric says he won’t be played by a 21 year old. Jessica gets PISSED. She tells Dustin that she believes them now. Dustin doesn’t buy it though. Jessica tells Jameka that Jen confirmed it - but she doesn’t buy it either. Jessica hides between the beds to think about it, and tells us that it’s hurtful to think he might have crossed the line and she isn’t sure what to do.

It’s time for Eric’s America’s Player task. He must convince the chosen houseguest that he’ll take them to the final two - he is OBVIOUSLY relieved, because it’s Jessica, because there’s no one he’d rather sit against in the final two. He of course completes the task. Eric assures us that she is his number one, and thanks us for choosing it for him.

YAY! MORE FUNK DUNKS! Zach was right there, and dedicated it to Dick. Jen says it didn’t smell too bad, it smelt like manure - wait, maybe that is bad. (….)

And here’s Dick’s confrontation with Eric, in his typical yelling fashion, and overtalking and not allowing Eric to get an answer in. Eric says plead the case and make their decision, and Dick keeps going with his mouth while everyone else watches on.

Kail, Dustin asks if Daniele would consider putting up everyone else, and she is all “Why to make you happy?” And Dustin asks why she’s allowing Dick to run her HOH. Daniele suggests that she might put up Dustin instead - but we know better.

And with that’ it’s time for JenBunny to call the Veto Meeting.

Kail says she would never ask Jen to sacrifice herself for Kail, to use it. Jen tells herself to use it, and says she will do so, and Daniele has to choose a replacement. She says “Basically when you have an enemy standing in front of you, you know they’re against you and against everyone. She was closest to Nick, and he was set up, and with that said she nominates Eric.

Eric says that it’s a desperation move, and Kail is worried, and Dick says that it’s awesome that he, Daniele, Kail and Jen are working together to keep Kail and blow apart the LNC. (HEY! What about Zach? He offered himself FIRST!) And Jessica tells us that she expects a lot of butt kissing coming her way.

Who will get evicted? Tune in Thursday for the live eviction! (Or come here for Type Delay Blogging!) In the meantime, go Vote for who Eric should flatter incessantly in order to secure a vote! (Cut the boy a break, huh? Vote Jessica!)

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As promised - Jameka’s BOOTY SHAKIN’ FUNK DUMP! Who knew she had it in her?

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