Big Brother Craze

Good morning, BB Crazies! (It’s still morning here, hush!) The houseguests were slow moving today, and I don’t blame them, I am too! Big Brother woke them individually for what had to be some very groggy DR sessions early this morning, perhaps some last minute footage for tonight’s show - it’s Morph-o-matic tonight on the show! YAY!

OUr fabulous four woke slowly, and stumbled around, slurpped coffee, and had some comfortable conversations about tourist hotspots and things like that. Even Jerry was slow to get up and moving this morning, but invariably he made it downstairs to make his good morning rounds - annoying Renny in less then 2 minutes. Heh. Memphis, Memphis is just trying to pull through lunch so he can fire up his baby, the grill. Such a manly man!

They have a complaint time about Jerry, how he kept telling stories and annoying them. They plan on a pool day, because he usually avoids the pool…

Then Jerry pulled Keesha upstairs - game on. After the cut!

Jerry starts in right away, that he found what loyalties lie when Memphis used the POV, and encourages Keesha to win HOH - and that she has to fight hard for herself, but also for his salvation too. He knows it’d be better to be 2 against 2, then what seems to be indicated right now. He’s pretty sure one of them has an agreement with everybody, and he and Keesha should stick together. Then he goes into his pull in the Jury house once again.

Jerry: Nobody seems to care that I can get to the house and influence the jury, and they can be influenced, believe me. If I go there all pissed off, I can throw the damn thing, just to throw it. Nobody seems to care! That’s their choice, though.

He continues that he wants Keesha to stay in the game and he’s her only hope if she gets to the end, because he knows what’s over there. He knows that Dan is his biggest threat, but it’s obvious that Memphis and he are going to the end together. Dan is hated because of what he’s done, so Memphis figured he’ll win, but it all depends on what Jerry takes to the house. He has to count on Keesha to save him..

Jerry: that’s all I got to offer, baby.

He says that all the talks the other day was a test to see where everbody laid, everything hung on the POV. He’s been alone since the day he came in, because every agreement he made, people turned on him, he had 6 agreements and they all turned on him. His word is good, but he has no one else to offer it too - so he hopes she’ll have his back, he’s rooting for her.

He’s really upset that he can’t play in the HOH like he thought he could, so he starts drilling her on all of the sayings they’ve been given, because he says the words are important, and she has to know them. He corrects her on them…

Jerry: Listen to me, I’m telling you I can make you a winner.

He corrects her on the word ‘the’ in one of them, and ‘only’ and various others. Then she makes her escape, promises not to tell anyone the conversation, as does he.

Jerry: We’re together whether we like it or not.

He asks for and gets a hug, she goes, and he reads his letter in HOH.

Meanwhile, Memphis is sun baking on Perv cam three. Rawr.

Keesha goes to the hippie room where Renny is, and Renny asks what was going on, what Jerry had to say..

Keesha: ummmm. stuff. Just… this game. ugh.
Renny: He was talking crap about me, wasn’t he?
Keesha: no! not at all! He wasn’t talking crap about anyone, that’s not it.
Renny: Talking about the game?
Keesha: Yeah, because he can’t play HOH next week.

Keesha: my mind’s just spinning.
Renny: I don’t think any of those people hate you.
Keesha: a lot of people don’t like me, that’s for sure.

Keesha: It could change again by then.
Renny: Memphis couldn’t have gotten this far without you. He’s not gonna take Dan off the block for nothing, he took him off for good reason.

Jerry goes in to the DR to request the clippers and goes to tell Renny he did, and asked if she’d trim him up. She says yeah.

Jerry: You’ll always be the old woman.. I’ll always be the old man. We did pretty good for a couple of old folks, huh? We did pretty good, Kid.
Renny: You already have me out, Jerry.
Jerry: No I don’t, I just ask that you don’t give up if you stay.
Keesha: this game’ll drive you crazy!

Jerry: If you don’t wanna do it, I’ll wack the shit out of it.
Renny: I said I’d do it, Jerry.
Jerry: Joann used to do it for me, but she can’t anymore.
Keesha: you go to a barber?
Jerry: Nah, just do it myself. 1/4 inch, it looks fine, ain’t got nothing on top. I’ll buzz it with it sticking out and say HI UGLY in the mirror… Joann goes oh Jerry, you are not, but you are what you are. Love you guys…

And he leaves. Memphis is playing with the rubber ducky, throwing balls at it.

Dan is finally awake, and everyone is giving him grief for sleeping so long. Memphis is in the pool, Dan getting breakfast, Keesha getting something to drink then back to the pool, Renny doing her face, and Jerry asleep on the couch.

Renny just finished cutting Jerry’s hair, doing a good (And professional!) job of not only the cut, but listening to him ramble - including thoughts of what he’d look like with a face lift. Hah. Meanwhile, outside, our final three (Hopefully!) are chatting and laughing and talking about Jerry, this morning, and chat randomly.

Jerry: You’d think you’d be concerned how I’m feeling, that I might be going to the jury house…
Dan: what do you mean?
Jerry: You could at least talk to me, and see what’s going on, work on a jury vote
Dan: but I know what you think about me.
Jerry: Foolish. Foolish.
Dan: I don’t see what you think I should do different..
Jerry: you should talk to me, because you don’t see all the things going on.. you think Memphis doesn’t think he can beat you with the half million because of the trouble you were in with the three and your games?
Dan: good point, but what can I do?
Jerry: The game’s not over
Dan: i know, I know.
Jerry: I mean who do you think will be the most influential in the jury? If I get carried to the final three, that could be enough of a favor…
Dan: (gives in) We’ll talk, we’ll talk.

Jerry: It’s hot as hell out here, I don’t care what anybody says. can’t believe you’re not browner then ya are, Memphis…

Jerry calls Keesha a hottie, we get fish briefly (Dan splashed the mirrors, and they’ve asked him to clean them), she sits next to the pool with her snack.

Dan: ….dude.
— Lessa:….no kidding, huh?

Jerry brings the Windex out, and points out which ones need cleaned better.

BB calls for an outside lockdown.

3:21 - Trivia?! hmm.. While we’re waiting - check it out! Carolyn just posted an interview with Keesha’s boyfriend, JJ!

3:30 - we’re back, and everyone’s still outside on lockdown.

Ah, the lockdown is over. Renny/Dan head inside, and nope, no reason for the Trivia. Hm.

Dan/Memphis outside…
Dan: when you came out here? He was all, gonna just give him the million just like that… he was all.. I dunno.
Memphis: What does that even mean? I don’t understand. So he controls the Jury? That what he’s saying? So he’s trying too..
Dan: Yeah, you know what he’s trying to do. He’s like, you carry me to the final three, and I’ll help you out…
Memphis: Yeah, he’s trying to get to the final three so maybe he’ll get lucky
Dan: Yeah, just let me trust someone who’s trying to get me out…
Memphis: He’s just… and then that glare…
Dan: that was freaky!
Keesha: it was weird! Freaky weird!

Keesha: It’s so gross! He was dropping buggers everywhere! I don’t even know I can sit!

Memphis brings some dogs to the grill.
Keesha: he was like glaaaaaaring. It was, I have to admit… it was uncomfortable.

Keesha: it’s gross! I don’t even know where to sit anymore.
Dan: I’ve been wearing a swimsuit for 55 days, you think a booger concerns me? Actually it does. gross. Come to think of it there was something stuck in my arm hair and I didn’t know how it got there… EWWWWWW!
Renny: That’s nasty!

4pm Dan/Memphis outside:
Dan: I just don’t appreciate the way he came at me, you know? talking down at me.
Memphis: yeah, he always does that shit. That’s like the way Ollie came at me, you want to talk to me talk to me but don’t come at me like I’m stupid.
Dan: you know, except for last season - I don’t think an alliance of two has ever made it to final two.
Memphis: didn’t you say that four..
Dan: That was an alliance of four… season 8.. Dick and Danielle, never mind, scratch that.

Inside, the girls talk about the possibility of someone coming back. Outside, the length of time they’ve been in there.

Dan: I do find it odd there hasn’t been aluxery challenge. Maybe the fighting took it’s place? I don’t know.
Memphis: Who knows what they’re thinking of, you know? I feel like they have it planned, but not exactly
Dan: Yeah, like an outline, but things go in and go out wihtout a problem. i’d like to sit in on one production meeting, you know?
Memphis: that’d be crazy…

Dan: If jerry makes it to the final three, he deserves to win.
Memphis: the only way he’ll make it to final three is if we decide to take him.

Memphis: If I win last HOH, would you, like, go crazy and jump on me?
Dan: it depends. If it’s Jerry with us, yeah, but if it’s Keesha, i wouldn’t do that to her. But then again, I wasn’t expecting to go crazy when I won.

They discuss how Jerry would win if he made it to the final two - though they think the likely hood of that is slim.
Dan: do you think your parents like Jerry?
Memphis: Who knows, I don’t think my parents have showtime or the internet thing. I could see Ashley getting it, but who like, sits there and watches this?
—Lessa: guilty as charged, darlin. And now, I’m opening a new post for the show recap!