Big Brother Craze

Skippy is bored too. He zooms in so close he loses focus on sleeping Keesha, only to switch to the same blur of a sleeping Jerry and zooming out. And now we go reverse….

Meanwhile, our boys are playing chess on the HOH landing, and Memphis is still looking sexy in blue. Jerry is napping/watching them on the spy screen, Renny is reading the Bible in her bed, and Keesha, as mentioned, is napping.

It’s just another afternoon in the BB House. Stay Tuned - they’re bound to do something soon!

6:15. Chess game’s over. They’re still on inside lockdown - but they can’t hear any building outside, so they’re not sure if they’re locked down until tomorrow or not. Jerry is watching on the spy cam, as the boys rummage about in the kitchen.

Little bit of picking on Michelle, how she told Craig Ferguson she was the Ho, how she said she looked good in the red leotard, and they didn’t have federal aid for schooling in RI.

Memphis: I never met anybody like that.
Dan: Me either, man.

Memphis: Jerry’s doctor is probalby having a stroke for him because he’s already had a major bipass and he uses way too much salt. He even puts it on his fruit! He’s gonna have a hear attack in here.
Dan: Don’t say that, man..
Memphis: I’m just sayin…
—Lessa: He puts salt in his BEER. I’ve never seen anyone do that, and I’m a saltaholic myself!

Memphis: that was a pretty boring show, man. Wait till next week!

Renny: You do the dishes at home?
Dan: In the dishwasher. I realized being here I need to help my mom out more, too. More then I do.
—Lessa: awwww!

Jerry compliments Renny, tells her she always made the plain stuff taste better when she cooked. Sh thanked him, she’s done a lot of cooking. She let Dan know she put his bible back, and said she read all kinds of things when he asked. Skippy is being mean, and has decided not to show Memphis on the feeds. Keesha, however, is a sleeping beauty n feeds 1 and 2.

Renny gives Dan some tips on crushing garlic, and general chitchat. Talk about hairstyling.
Renny: you may have 100 hairstylists that get a license - and maybe 1 in that 100 knows what they’re doing.

Outdoor lockdown over, Memphis checks on his baby. I mean the Grill. Dan continues to work on his salmon steak dinner… looks like they’re gonna cook it on the grill. Yum.

Dan and Memphis talk outside a bit, about how important it is for one of them to win tomorrow. Memphis really wants this HOH, to have the ability to choose, instead of be chosen. They know it’s all about the POV - and they finally know there will be no one coming back in, because Julie said something about the Final Four tomorrow.

Jerry joins, there’s talk of working and investing, and everytime Jerry talks about his specific investments, we get bubbles.

Jerry: You mention to him that I talked to you?
Dan: No
Jerry: because it wouldn’t be smart for you. It’s a matter of helping me getting to the 3 spot. His agreement with me when I was working on you going on the blocks aid it wouldn’t make sense to say so - cuz then all bets are off. Everyone should have an equal shot, I’m letting you know that it’s equal now.

It changes, because now it’s who’s gonna help me. I’m sitting on thin ice. I gotta POV coming up to have a shot at anything. That’s what it is. I will tell you that if a girl, if Keesha makes it to the end, she’ll get the money. They already said that. Ollie will do what April says. The four there now can be just one block already, but it can be changed. All you do is level the field.

Memphis comes out, Jerry switches to talk about St. Mary’s without missing a beat. Dan asks if Jerry thinks Social Security will still be around, and more investment talk. Occasional bubbles.

Jerry goes inside, and Dan tells Memphis real quickly what Jerry was saying about the deal. They chuckle. Keesha joins them.

Keesha: It just sucks, you know? It sucks.
Memphis: She probably feels the way Jerry will when he doesn’t win pov…
Dan and keesha shake their head and chuckle, that’s awful.

Salmon is done!
Memphis: that’s not bad! It’s good.
—Lessa: I coulda told ya it would be - that’s how we make it at home. Garlic, Onion, bake/grill. Not bad at all.

Memphis goes outside with Keesha
Memphis: Not too much longer. I’m trying to help ya, get ya in a better mindframe here.
Keesha: I know, I’m weird today, I can feel it.
Memphis: I get like that too.
Keesha: i don’t like it, I hate it, there’s no control over it.
Memphis: Yeah, I get like that - the though of not being able to leave..
Keesha: Yeah, like I was sitting there in the living room and thought, what would they do if I just got up and walked out. I never would, but the thought crosses your mind. If only I could get up and walk out, you know?
Memphis: been here a long time.

After dinner, Renny is packing, and the Fab Three are on the couch outside. General chitchat, Keesha still upset that she doesn’t have her hair color.
Keesha: I just can’t stand when your hair does that, it drives me insane! uuuuuuuuugh!

Dan: I wonder who invented painting nails. I mean, is it really necessary? Who decided I think I’m gonna paint my nails. Are you redoing your toes and fingers?
Keesha: yeah
Dan: boredom is at an all time high.

Dan: She does this, Craig Ferguson, the morning show.. she’s a busy woman.
Keesha She’s pretty
Dan; Very pretty. How old do you think she is? She probably looks nothing like her actual age.
Jerry: 44
Memphis 33
Dan: I was gonna say 27.
Keesha: She looks younger then me?!
Dan: I told you you looked 24!
—-Lessa: suckups! *L*

It’s packing time in the hippie room. Renny continues, Keesha starts.
Renny: You know you’re not leaving, why you packing?
Keesha: I would never be that cocky.
Renny: it was a good run, Keesha Marie
Keesha: Renny-Roo. Don’t make me cry. It’s our last night together, either way.
Renny: you could be the winner of half a million dollars.
Keesha: I could also be the one that goes crazy in this house
Renny: It’d be worth it.
Keesha: not if I walk away with nothing! (laughs)

Keesha and Renny are outside - Keesha’s having a moment.

Renny: What’s up?
Keesha: nothing, this is very depressing.
Renny: don’t make it depressing!
Keesha: my god are you kidding me?

Keesha: I wanted us to stay in this house together so bad
Renny: Maybe if I had played POVs better. It wasn’t meant to be.

Renny: It seems like it took forever to get here.

Memphis joins after he cleaned out the fridge and did all the dishes and such.
Memphis: Done! I fell a little bit better.

Dan to the DR, Memphis sitting in the living room. Renny/Keesha/Jerry outside.

Dan and Memphis are in the living room, Renny in the DR - Jerry and Keesha in the back yard.

Jerry: You win head of household, that saves you, then POV changes everything, it can split the whole issue, everything can change tremendously even now.
Keesha:It can.

Jerry: you haven’t mentioned my discussions with any of them, have ya?
Keesha: Nope.
Jerry; you know we might need each other. Not trying to cut your relationship down
Keesha: I know what’s going on.
Jerry: One person has an agreement with three people
Keesha: you too?
Jerry: I just said it, there will only be three others here.
Keesha: It can change so fast…
Jerry: for me, there’s a reason to keep me in, there’s 3 people already pissed at him in the jury house. There’s already 4, there, and why not keep him because they hate him. Who knows, win POV, you have a new friendship quick, i love you!
Keesha: i know, right?
Jerry: So we have to play out the next four days.
Keesha: (big sigh)
Jerry: Keep in mind we might have to fight together.
Keesha: I know, this game can turn on a dime.
Jerry: We’ll see what happens.

Jerry: They have the two votes tomorrow, I don’t know what they can do. If they split it.. You didn’t see what happened last time, they made Shelia kick her out, so she didn’t know which one voted her out when she went to the jury house. That could be exactly the same thing tomorrow. They could put it on me.
Keesha: It sucks being in my position right now.
Jerry: I know it does, I was there three times last week. And I can’t play HOH, I’m vulnerable too. I think your ok, as far as I know.
Keesha: Hope so.
Jerry: They could try to twist it.
Keesha: never know.
Jerry: I know they feel they can’t win against Renny. POV meant everything this week, meant they could decide. Lot of money at stake.
Keesha: yup. A lot.
Jerry: going to bed early tonight. I don’t look forward to eviction days. It’s always depressing.
Keesha: To tell you the truth, Jerry, I can’t wait till this game is over. I cannot wait to get out of this house, for the game to be over. I miss my life.
Jerry: I miss mine too. I have a good life.
Keesha: Me too.

BB rescues Keesha, sending her to the DR.

Memphis/Dan still bouncing a ping pong ball back and forth in the Living room.
Memphis: What are they talking about? Jerry saying “I can seal your win?”

10:21 Renny just walked in on Jerry in the bathroom.

Renny: Jerry! Your supposed to let me know you’re in there!
Jerry: I did!
Renny: wanna see how Jerry pees?
Memphis: NO! OMG STOP! I don’t…
Renny: Like this! look!
Dan: I’m not looking!!!
Jerry: Your so fulla shit! (laughing)

Dan: You actually think people on the internet are watching us do this right now?
—Who me? Couldn’t be…

Memphis: Ashley might. Hi babe!
Dan: Hi babe!
Memphis: don’t hi babe her..
Jerry: if the internet people aren’t watching you, I am. Like a tennis match.
Dan: Internet people, like they’re not human.
Jerry: If you’re on the internet machine, go to youtube and look up Powerthirst
Dan: look up game cube smash.

Keesha comes out of the DR crying, hugs Renny in the bathroom and they hit the backyard with the bottle of wine.

Keesha: These guys, they’re gonna eat us alive.

Keesha: Jerry told me that memphis has deals with all 3 people in the house.
Renny: are you surprised?
Keesha: No, i’m not surprised… If you stay, you have to kick ass… me too. Who can you trust, no one…
Renny: you can’t trust the colonel’s mouth
Keesha: No, but all three of them - who can you trust?

Renny: You did good,
Keesha: Not good enough, I should have won POV, I wouldn’t have voted you out ever. They knew that.
Renny: All of them would sell you out for sure
Keesha: it’s down to that now, you know? The cut throat.
Renny: nothing you can do about it now but move forward in the game.

Keesha: I’m so glad to have had you this entire time, I don’t know what I would have done without you
Renny: I know, I feel the same way.
Keesha: Some people never had anybody, they just floated alone..
Renny: these are your best buddies, we’ll see what they’re made of.
Keesha: You were my best buddy. I’m all alone now.

Renny: I’ll be really shocked if I stay. You’re the reason why they’re still here. I’ll bet they got in Jerry’s ear.

Renny: They knew they had to break us up. But come on, the chances of me winning POV against them? Look at their time! I mean, he said he missed one, and you too…

Memphis comes out: Better suck up that wine before Jerry gets some of it! He’s still in there screaming about no beer…
Keesha: I can’t believe they didn’t give any beer.
Renny: I walked in on Jerry… did I show you how he pees?
Keesha: oh…my….god…. (laughs)
Memphis: I could have gone my whole life without knowing that!

Renny: you know, Keesha - i’ve eaten so much chocolate in this house because of you.
Keesha: you have - sorry! It was good though, huh?
Renny: Waht he say about the girls on the block, Craig Ferguson?
Keesha: that they’re crazy for putting us up..
Renny: He said he didn’t think Craig was funny tonight - dude acts like he can’t here, but when he wants too he can.

Renny: I’m writting a book about Jerry when I get out of here, about how much smack you can talk in a realty game about one person!

Renny: My bark is bigger then my bite. I may come across as really opinionated… but I’m really a loving person.
Dan: I know that, really well, even after just 60 days. Even though I aggravated the shit out of you, you’ve taken care of me.

Keesha: I wonder how they show our relationship
Dan: How do you think?
Keesha: like a younger brother. an annoying younger brother.

Renny: I wonder how they show our relationship
Dan: I think Mther and Son, and Mrs. Robinson
Renny: what?!
Dan: You grabbed my butt!
Renny: I spanked it too!

Dan: I’ll never meet anyone who laughs like you ever. If i was in times square with 10 million people, I’d be able to pick you out.
Keesha: yeah, like Keesha’s here!

Jerry: I think it’s kind of shady because they DIDN’T GIVE THE MEN ANY BEER!
Dan: I love it when you yell at BB…
Jerry: I have to get my point across.

Jerry: Renny walked in on me when I was taking a leak, then she’s showing everyone how I stand
Keesha: you saw her?
Jerry: She did it right in front of me! Next thing you know I’ll be going around showing people HOW SHE SQUATS! hahahahaha
Keesha: oh my gosh.. you’re so funny.

To general chitchat now, past houseguests, but no real game - it’s more of the same - comparing notes on what Jerry’s said to each of them (the same thing, and bad talk about everyone else, starting shit, etc…).

Dan: Renny, what’s one thing that should Memphis and I work on, in order to make our women happier?
Renny: Who leaves the toilet seat up - Memphis? Yeah you need to work on that. Dan, work on scaring people.

Dan asks her for something serious, and she says that Dan should learn to cry, it’s not normal. MIght need to get some counceling on it, get in touch with his emotions

Dan: I’m in touch with them. I touch them every day.

Renny: you need to work out things with your father. At least try. Might not work, but at least you’d try. You (Memphis) might wanna work on your grandfather… (bubbles)

Memphis: i don’t have a reason my parents divorced, either. But I trust my mom’s decision. I don’t really want to know, I’m not worried about it. It just didn’t work out.

Renny keeps trying to tell them they need to talk to their dads, grandfathers, things like that. Renny is pushing it a bit, and not really getting there.
Dan: If I’m the one to always initiate it, then why…
Renny: He has a communication problem, but you have a closed mind when it comes to counceling..
Dan: what does that have to do with me and my father?
Renny: You get someone who can, and knows what they’re doing…
Dan: that’s not my responsibility
Renny: sometime it takes the stronger person to initiate it.
Dan; all it’s done is make me want to be a better father
Renny: Just don’t close your mind to it, that’s all I’m saying.
Dan: I don’t complain about it, he was there financially, but some of my friends don’t have fathers at all..
Renny: Fathers should be there emotionally..
Keesha: I’m really lucky, because those words that came out of your mouth answered it…
Dan: But I’m like Memphis, I have a phenomenal mom who picked up all of the slack, I’m grateful for what I have, that’s the way I look at it. My mom was a perfect mom, I couldn’t ask for anything else.

Renny keeps pushing the issue… telling him to be open minded… Dan and Memphis say it’s awkward, when they go see them (Dad/Grandfather) Renny keeps pushing…

Dan: How much do you think a 24 year old is going to influence a 54 year old to change…
Renny: If a child can’t change a parent, no one can.

Memphis: Right now, the age that I am now, is the best relationship I’ve ever had with my dad, my step-dad. It’s amazing.

Renny’s not really making sense in what she wants him to do - she says it’s his responsibility, but doesn’t think he’s capable. Dan just says he’ll ask him some questions, if he doesn’t answer, so be it. Renny is pushing for him to get councilling to guide him through it. She is really bothered about the fact that he doesn’t cry. Dan says he’s just focused on making his life the best it can be, he can’t dictate what his father does.

Keesha: She’s saying at least give it a try so that you have no regrets. You tried, it wasn’t you.
Dan: You got a point.

Things are quieting down - Dan basically agreed with Renny so she’d drop it. They’re quieting down, not a lot of giggles tonight, until the girls give the boys grief about laundry and the lack there-of. *L*

Renny: but you genitals rest upon…
Memphis: I have boxers that my genitals rest upon! Here, I wore this shirt, smell it!
Keesha: You’re such a guy!

Just before 2am, it’s lights out for our hamsters, and a sneaky pillow attack by Dan, of course. Some more quiet talk, and I’m sure they’ll be off to sleep soon - and thus, so am I. Night ya’ll!