Big Brother Craze

So - after napping some, Keesha ate then went to take another, longer nap. Jerry was sleeping, and Memphis took the chance to get a breather from Jerry’s stalkings and they’ve been talking in the HOH room, chatting about anything and everything. We had fish for a while as Dan brought up the subject of his dad once more, and we got to watch Jerry and Keesha sleeping until they went back to a bit of Bible study.

They compared notes on if they thought it would go this well, if they’d make it this long - and how cool Memphis has been playing it.
Memphis: We make it to the final three? I’ll be laughing. Hell, I’ll be acting the fool!

Talk of the upcoming competition happens, of course, and they are feeling good about their chances now, even if Jerry wins POV. They know it’d be hard of Jerry, and that they’ll have to up their acting skills a little more until the eviction. They agree if Dan wins, he’s taking Memphis off the block. Talk about past competitions.

And then Jerry makes an appearance on the spy screen, and they watch him.

Memphis: It’s going to get crazy, Tension is going to high. Jerry will be ready to go… He’ll be like “I’m going to eat your sooooul!”

It’s clear that Jerry is looking for them, and they start making cracks about waht he’s thinking and doing.

Memphis: you know he’s opening my door now. (right on cue, Jerry opens the door to the hippie room)
Dan: I wish there as a trap door out of the HOH room into the DR.

Memphis tells Dan about how Jerry eats salt on everything, and even salted his finger earlier and licked it off. Jerry sits on the couch, staring up toward the HOH room, and they can’t stop giggling about it.

Memphis: He knows we can see him, and he just sits there. It’s times like this I want to step out there and throw a pillow at him to see what he’d do. You know, sometime tonight before the POV I’ll be like, Jerry, dude, you can’t let them know how mad you are! Feed off the anger! He was all, if Keesha wins, your as good as gone, and I said they want to get rid of my ass.
Dan: Just repeat everything he says.

Memphis: He pulled a wammy in the storage room - he said ‘you know the first time I saw you, I knew you were a competitor and I needed you on my side!’ I’m like, I don’t need all that..
Dan: Yeah, just tell me you won’t vote me out and I’m good!

Dan starts making sound effects as Jerry paces. And left, right, left, right, salt shaker located…

Memphis: If I’m going home, i’m going home, but I’m going to have a good time. And this shits funny!
Dan: Dude, we are so going to hell for making fun of a 75 year old man.
Memphis: I just want to know what’s going thorugh his mind, you know? Just to be in his head for a few minutes…
Dan: Here’s what he’s going through his mind - kill Dan, kill Dan, kill Dan, eat salt, kill Dan…

Memphis: I bet his wife is a saint. He parties while she stays at home…

They talk about his nose picking, and how Dan voted for Jessie first, then changed it to Jerry and how it would have changed the whole game.

Memphis: stop picking your nose, you gross ass! He’s sitting there thinking.. whatamigonnado, whatamigonnado…
Dan: Think there’s going to be a dude montage?
Memphis: I hope not.

(Jerry rubs his arms)
Dan: My arms are a little cold. Maybe I should grab a t-shirt with sleeves on it. wait! I don’t own any! Man. I have to see the windbreaker. You have to wear it.
Memphis: I should like, wear it out there with a thumbs up - this is for YOU man…
Dan: If you win the POV you have to wear it during the ceremony.

Memphis goes to pee - Skippy thankfully cuts his mic, though he was half a second late.

Memphis: I would love to see you win the POV, and use it on me? Because Jerry would be the most confused motherfucker… he’d be so lost.
Dan: I dunno what I’d say - at that point, dude, it doesn’t matter.
Memphis: Keesha’d be pissed at me if we vote her out
Dan: She’d be mad at me…
Memphis: You’d just say you know we made a deal since I took you off last week,
Dan: She’d flip out being on the block again…
Memphis: she’d have to understand.. I mean..

Dan: Dude, he’s still waiting for you… Memphis… where is Memphis..
Memphis: is he gonna just, stay there? Till POV?
Dan: Man, you walk into the DOOM ROOM, and he sleeps facing the door, and all you see are his eyes…

Memphis: maybe they’ll call him in the diary room, and we can run down there with the pingpong ball and sit there and be all, where you been, Jerry?
Dan: Oh man… I’ll sit in that chair, exactly like that. You think it’s getting close?
Memphis: It has to be. We’re livening up showtime tonight.
Dan: Friday night, great, all the students are watching…
Memphis: if they have showtime, they’ll be watching skinamax.

Memphis: You think they’ll tell us if it’s not tonight?
Dan: I don’t know..
Memphis: If it’s not tonight, I’d like to go to bed.
Dan: You could act like you go to bed…
Memphis: they’d just let me and then that’d piss me off.

Memphis: come on, Mike O… let’s do this like Judas.
Dan: He was telling me last night that Judas was the biggest moment of the season.
Memphis: What? You know how many fights there have been? YOu proud of that?
Dan: He told me that him me and you have had this triangle of fighting.
Memphis: it’s been a one way street
Dan: I’m a streetfighter! I have a streetfighter mentality!
Memphis: streetfighter. You were a salesman!

Memphis: ah! dude! I forgot to tell you this… it made me laugh because i was like waht the hell? He was all I don’t know why people have been all mean to me, because I’ll go to the Jury and turn them against him!
Dan: Mean to him?! I’m always nice to him, always say hello, always listen to his stories… you know they’re showing that on tv, then us making fun of him. I’m gonna go back to school and they’ll be why you always picking on that old man? He got some humble pie wiht his dip in the pool.
Memphis: my ass! that was stupid! Actually, yeah, it was… Live on showtime tonight! Jerry sits in one spot for hours, picking his nose and wiping it on the chair. Tune in next week for the same damn thing
Dan; from the jury house.

Memphis: at least if Keesha wins? At least we know we’ll be having fun. Cuz if it’s me you and Jerry… ugh. You know he’ll be all made it to the finals! 75! like when Julie asked him on CF.. I was like ugh don’t get him started.
Dan: When they asked about his age, and he said eh? He said he made that as a joke.
Memphis: please, get over it. your 75, you might not hear so well. Dude, he’s picking his nose right now! Look, he’s rollng it. Get this shit on tape guys, so I don’t look like an asshole.
Dan: at least it’ll blend into the chair, they’re both green.

They sing the blues, being 75, and I pick my nose… dunnunununun… and i wipe it, all over the household.. dun nun nu nu nun.

Talk about Dan’s sister in the pictures.
Dan: First of all, remove the pointer from her… you don’t need to point her.
Memphis: she have one blue eye, one green eye?
Dan: Both blue
Memphis: you sure about that?

BB: Memphis - please go to the diary room
Memphis: you sons of bitches…
Dan: Can you call Jerry please? We’re trying to cover our alliance!
BB: Memphis please go to the diary room
Memphis: You f’in SUCK! Killing my game!
Dan: you’re killing me, big brother. Kay-eye-ell-ell-eye-en-gee.

As Memphis walks past Jerry:
Memphis: ready to roll?
Jerry: whenever
Memphis: you don’t look happy man! Need you energetic! Let’s do this!

Jerry’s on the move… time for his butter/peanut butter sandwich. Memphis is out of the DR already, asks Jerry what he’s eating, gets something to drink. Dan watches from the spy cam…

Memphis: think they’d tell us if it wasn’t tonight?
Jerry: I don’t know what they’d do.
Memphis: if it’s tonight, it’s in 10 minutes.
Jerry: what’s he up too upstairs?
Memphis: I don’t know, I was just jamming out. He was trying to take a nap.
Jerry: I don’t think he’s going to a private beach. I think it’s a lie.
Memphis: where you think he’s going?
Jerry: I don’t know, but I think there’s something else going on.
Memphis: I don’t know Jerry.
—Thank you skippy for the ass cam as Memphis bent over to find his ping pong ball.
—Twice. Heh.

Jerry: they’ve had us shut out too long to have us not do it tonight
Memphis: Good point
Jerry: Heard them working out there not to long ago
Memphis: haven’t been making too much ruckas though, not like usual
Jerry: doesn’t have to be big for 4 people.
Memphis: true.
Jerry: get to the point you just want it over with. Get the hell outa here someday.
Memphis: yeah..

General chitchat as Jerry plays pingpong with Memphis. Boy bonding time. heh. Dan munches on cheeze-its. I know have an irresistible craving for them. Alas, I have none. Le sigh.

Midnight, and no word… Memphis decides to get prepared.

Jerry has his windbreaker on.
Memphis: I’m gonna grab that one when it starts
Jerry: i’m glad it fit you. that cold is something else.

Upstairs, Dan is all curled up with his pictures.. awwwww.

— just watched the BBAD scroll, it said a couple of things. The luxury competition winner won a trip outside the house and a twist that could change the winner’s fate (confirmation of the Michelle choice?) as well as “The all important final POV competition of the season will be played later tonight”

And so we wait…–

12:26 AM - Memphis made a pot of coffee, he and Jerry are having a cup. It’s been general chitchat for the most part. They’re hoping to hear word about the competition soon. Heck, so are we.

12:30 - we have fish!
12:31 - psych. We’re back.

Keesha’s up, Memphis tells her there’s coffee.

Jerry: We were right. one o’clock. Might be a skill one, too.
Memphis: who knows.

—While we’re waiting - Danny from Big Brother Interactive is going to play an online version of BB, with cold hard cash for the prize! He’s taking applications now, and it doesn’t start until after the season ends, so if you want to try your chance at $500 bucks, click here! Be warned though - I applied and if I get in, I’m takin ya ALL down! MUHAHAHHAH! —

Memphis puts his mic pack into a belt, Dan is eating a bagel, Jerry brings him his belt, and Keesha is trying to wake up.

Memphis passes through
Jerry: Get your mic belt?
Memphis: yeah.
Jerry: usually means something physical..
Dan: mmmhmm.

Memphis has his game face on…

And here we go, kids! We have Trivia at 12:57 AM!