Big Brother Craze

Starting a new post because holy heck, the last one was 18 miles long. All the goodies are after the cut, like usual… starting with Dan and Keesha up in the HOH Room..

Still waiting - it’s getting awfully late for anything to go one without them being told, AND they got alcohol… Dan brings Keesha up to HOH to touch basis.

Dan: How are you feeling?
Keesha: I… I don’t know.
Dan: If you win it, will you use it?
Keesha: I don’t know.. do you want me too?
Dan: I don’t care if it’s used…
Keesha: Yah, probably.
Dan: On Memphis or Jerry?
Keesha; …Memphis, I guess. But he didn’t fight for me in mine!
Dan: I know, but he’ll be going balls to the wall for this one.
Keesha: If you do what you say you’re gonna, of course it’d be beneficial for me.
Dan: If? Why would I not, with everything I’ve told you?
Keesha: Oh no, I just think that you can’t ever be too sure…
Dan: Oh, I see. I get ya.
Keesha: My biggest thing is I don’t like arrogant people, and its not like I think they’re arrogant? They just think I’m stronger, I got it.

Dan: Give me a percentage on Renny. I don’t like that look you give me when I ask about Renny!
Keesha: 50-50, if you want me to be honest. And the thing is, when you have a gut feeling? your usually right? And she’s so… gut feeling, and I find myself believing it… not 100%, but I can see it. I think Renny gets too paranoid, but..
Dan: But, say we get lucky - someone comes down, Michelle goes up.. then do you feel better?
Keesha; If we do put Michelle up? Have to make sure the votes are thre.
Dan: We only need two.

Memphis joins… they talk about Michelle and her drinking and how she acts when they get alcohol.

Memphis: It’s not going to help her aging process, lets just say that.
Keesha: She’s so moody! Everything offends her.
Memphis: and leaving her in this game? Later on? I don’t even want to know.. can you imagine? at 5? One person votes you out..
Keesha: She’ll probably punch someone!
Memphis: She will FLIIIIIIIIIIIIP.

Dan: I was talking to her about Politics a week ago? ANd I said like one word? And I immediately regretted it.
Memphis: She’s ignorant.
Dan: I didn’t say that! I just don’t want to get into an argument, because it is you versus her, not the issues.

Keesha; Do you think she’d vote you out?
Memphis: If you asked me last week? I’d have said no way. This week? I have no clue. She’s in the best position in the house.

Memphis: after this week, if I stay, that’s 6. If Ollie wins, two people are up - two of us.
Dan: so what’s the best case scenario for this week?
Memphis: Ollie goes home - or Michelle, whatever.
Keesha: of course that’s the best case scenario.
Dan: So next week, hopefully, we have 3-2. HOH. Someone has to man up.

Dan: If we win next week, it’s a wrap.
Keesha: shoot. One of you will win it and go crazy up here. I don’t know what goes through your heads, but you get up here and go insane. No offense.
Memphis: It’s just one of those things..
Keesha: take out your own players! Just kidding. I mean Renny, with April/Jerry
Memphis: that’s why I dont’ trust her… she put herself in a position where she could have had to put one of us up. This is the thing.. if Ollie or Michelle leave this week? That’s the best thing for us. What’s the chances of Jerry winning compared to Ollie or Michelle.
Keesha: I agree. I think everyone has a fair chance…
Memphis: but…
Keesha: more then likely… yeah.
Memphis: Not saying you couldn’t win - I put my money on Jerry not.
Keesha: So this week, the only two people who can’t win, is Ollie or Michelle.
Memphis: If ollie wins, and takes Jerry off… that means MIchelle wins. This is my concern - if Michelle wins, takes Jerry off, Ollie goes up? YOu think….

And here comes Renny.
Renny: You having a meeting without me? Fockers.
Keesha; Yeah.
Renny: what you talking about?
Keesha: POV.

They move on to talking about if there’s a competition tonight, Memphis doesn’t know why they’d lock them out all night for something the next day…

Keesha: I’m not gonna lie, it’s nice to not have to deal with a certain blond girl… it was so awkward.
Dan: Fake it.
Keesha; now we got to the point we didn’t even say anything. I told her when we were drinking, she comes into a room, I’d leave. I told her.
Renny: She thought she was queen B - prancing around in her perky ponytail. Too bad she wasn’t nice.

They move on to talking about April/Ollie. Keesha doesn’t think they’re gonna last, and Renny says she thinks they have a connection. Memphis and Keesha point out there wasn’t a lot to choose from being stuck in the house.

Memphis: once they’re in the real world…

Random joking
Renny: who gave the Colonel the name Colonel, was he ever a Colonel?
Memphis: hell no he wasn’t
Renny: who gave him that name?
Dan: I did…
Memphis: Dammit Dan!

Keesha says they feel bad for him. Renny asks why, why not her. They point out that she gets along with anyone, and they feel bad because no one talks to him. Then it’s “But I talk to him!”

Downstairs, Jerry points out they can hear them upstairs.. Ollie says oh? And goes to try and listen. Upstairs..

Keesha: I just feel sorry for him.
Memphis: We know Keesha. You’re too nice.
Memphis: You know he says he doesn’t drink outside the house?
Renny: You believe him?
Memphis: Hell no, I don’t believe a damn thing that comes out of his mouth!

Now they’re watching Ollie/Jerry on the spy screen. Memphis mimics Jerry’s voice:
Memphis: You know, ollie, its you and me to the end.
Renny: you know he wants to come up here so bad! He’s looking out the window. It’s locked down! What’s he gonna see?

On to disgusting habits by Jerry. Ollie sits down in the living room, to see if he can hear anything.

Keesha: It’s just. You know?It doesn’t seem fair to me that.. you know, Ollie? He had nothing to do with anyone, and now? I feel like, you know… all the sudden he’s like don’t put me up, and I’m like where have you been?
Renny: He deserved the right to ask for a deal..
Keesha: yeah, but to ask for someone else to be protected?
Renny: Well he got it.
Keesha yeah.
Dan: It could have been him up here, instead of me.
Memphis: I still would have been on the block.
Dan: I wonder if I could have waited him out..
renny: no, i thought you were gonna fall way before him.
Renny: tehre he goes clapping.
Memphis: that annoys the hell out of me.
Keesha: it’s gonna get bad in here.
Memphis: I’m telling you, him and her are a bad combination.
Keesha: I don’t know what he’s mad about!
Dan: Because we’re all sitting up here. He knows, at best, he has a tie. I don’t know if he forgot that when he made the deal or what. Hopefully I get to decide this week.
Renny: Why you looking at me?!
Dan: Just saying hopefully.
Memphis: i don’t even want to see her win HOH next week. She’s such an angry little bitch.
Keesha; yeah, because I’d obviously go up. They always act crazy, and it’s rubbed in our face, and BOOM. And we never do..
Dan: yeah, last week would have been our time to do an Irish jig in their face.
Keesha: we never do! I’m like, How old are you? How old ARE you? It was rediculous! They attacked us like nothing!

Renny: Like taking Libra’s birthday cakee and throwing it in the trash?
Memphis: who did?!?
Keesha: April.
Renny: then she was like want me to throw away yours? and I was like nah, people are still eating mine. She as so p.o’d!

Memphis: it’s like even the food competition! Michelle was eating and would look at me and I was all nice… nice. What the hell? She was so angry..
Dan: If she.. if she goes out - man, tell Monica to duck and cover.
Memphis: she’s gonna FLIP. I’d be like. I ain’t never going to Rhode Island! I’d be all see ya, never coming to RI.
Keesha: She’d lose her mind.
Renny: she’s losing it now!
Keesha: and she’s never been on the block!
Dan: neither of them have…

Downstairs - Ollie is telling Jerry that “they” think the deal is done, they won’t know what’ll hit them.

BB: Houseguests, you are not allowed to talk about your diary room sessions.
Jerry: they do that all the time. That’s it.
Ollie: give em a penalty vote! Come on! that’s 10 times today! Just keep playing what you’re playing, you’ll go down…
—Ollie’s acting very smug.. he did the same thing last week before the POV and lost… he’s forgotten that, me thinks, among oh so many other things.

Jerry: Keesha was worried today! I didn’t say anything.
Ollie: that’s what they were saying last week, saying bad stuff about us.
Jerry: It’s all bullshit.

More he said she said…

Ollie: you mean she (Michelle) is going up there telling them we said stuff, saying things about us?
Jerry: Yeah, one thing got back to me…
Ollie: If I’m going down, I’m going down swinging. I’m here, they’re there, let’s play.
Jerry: I didn’t want them to have the power this week.
Ollie: They don’t, though. Remember that. They don’t. I do. Trust me. Just trust.
Jerry: I trust you. Next week. That’s a power week.
Ollie: I plan on winning next week.
Jerry: then we’d have them by the balls, just like they do us this week, a little bit.
Ollie: They don’t have me by the balls. They don’t have anything.

Jerry: you know if I go, I’m gonna try and control the money. I’ll still be working for you. I think I can control the house. Depends on who ends up there - if it’s me you April and her, we’ll make them sweat their asses off. It’ll be one big screw job to someone. Make them SQUIRM. They’re so Arrogant. They really are.

—oy. Pot. Kettle. Black. Ok?

Jerry: and I’m so sick of that fucking laugh…
Ollie: me and you both.

Jerry: Hope you and Michelle get drawn. Or I get houseguest choice.
Ollie: If so, pick me. I don’t see any of them as threats to me. Anyone. I’m playing possessed right now.
—ok - remember that arrogant thing? Just sayin’

Ollie: they have no idea we’d save you. They’re counting you out.
Jerry: Won 2 of 3.
Ollie: Way I see it, you won three in a row.

Ollie: see, they thin they have it all figured out. When you think that? Your wrong. I don’t think I have it figured out.
—last night’s “plant” discussion anyone?

Upstairs there’s general April bashing, talk of funny DR sessions in generalities so they don’t get in trouble, laughter and impressions.

Downstairs - Keesha bashing now.
Jerry: She’s such a liar. And That voice. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaan. reeeeeeeeeeNNNNNNNNNNNy…

Michelle joins - and instantly joins in.
Michelle: I don’t know why they so mad? Let him do what they wanna do! If they wanna do something, win HOH! What, you riding coattails all the time?

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Keesha to the DR.

Come on BB - it’s freakin almost 1am! Give us a siiiiiiiiiiign!

1am: Downstairs - Michelle, Jerry, Ollie
Michelle: Memphis was pissed! And Keesha, you see her face? Shock.Total shock. I had to get her attention to hug her, and then I went to give Memphis a hug and he PUSHED ME!
Jerry: (big eyed shocked look) What?
Michelle: Yeah! And I was all you gotta problem? waht’s your effin problem? He was all I dont’ give hugs, and I was like what th’eff ever!
Jerry: He’s cold-hearted. I told you. Cold-hearted.

Michelle: They’re using the same moves.. that’s it..
Ollie: Little do they know what’s coming.
Michelle: this was the best part yesterday - Keesha - Michelle, are you ok? Yeah I’m ok, but you’re not like yourself? Yeah I’m myself I’m BY myself!
Jerry: Yeah, I get that all the time too.

Michelle: You know i think he wanted to put up Memphis! You heard him in his speech.. he said no one knows where you stand in the game, I think your a renegade…
—little do they know, that’s Dan and Memphis’ alliance name. Heh. Sweet speech move, Dan!

Michelle: He pointed the finger at you (ollie) but I think it’s something he WANTED to do. Dan’s playing for Dan.
Ollie: watch it change. Watch.
Michelle: when I was up there? I’d lay there, and watch her try and open my door. I was like what the hell you doing?
Jerry: I saw her checking rooms…
Michelle: then she’d be all why did you put Libra up? Because i WANT too… well who told you? My BRAIN did.. I said, the ball is yours to get next week, I don’t give a crap what your gonna say, because I do what I’m gonna do.

They hear someone coming down - It’s Renny going to bed, they have Jerry start talking about his old job. Keesha’s in the DR. Dan/Memphis upstairs, general chitchat about the HOH competition.

Dan: if I had too? I could have gone another hour or so.
Memphis: yeah, at some point, your body just says, get off.

Fish briefly, then..

Memphis: Obviously, I’d rather Renny vote for me to stay, then Michelle.
Dan: yeah, so you don’t owe Michelle anything. You have to win HOH next week.
Memphis: I have to be here first man.
Dan: If we can eliminate in the pov? we have to take them out in order - Michelle, then Ollie. The rest I don’t care.
Memphis: yeah.
Dan: If you got houseguests choice? Keesha?
Memphis: I don’t know, Renny maybe. She’s a tougher competitor. Keesha, I saw her face, she fell. Renny…

Keesha joins. General chit-chat… downstairs, Jerry’s still talking about jobs and stuff. Ollie and Michelle are nodding appropriately.

BB: Dan, please go to the DR.
Memphis: It’s like almost 1… it could be anything…
Dan: they already you know.. (grilled me on noms…)
Memphis: I dunno….

Memphis sat on the edge of the HOH bed and broke it. (LMAO)
Keesha: You don’t have to break the bed about it!
Memphis: oh man, why I always gotta break shit?

Keesha and Memphis hang in the HOH room, chatting.
Memphis: whatever I need to tell Renny, I will. I’m not gonna backstab someone that just kept me in the house!
Keesha: I know. I know.
Memphis: I told Dan - if I was HOH, I wouldn’t put you or Keesha up, no matter what!
Keesha: I know. I’m confused. I think he wants it a certain way, but I don’t know if it will Why give us added stress?

Dan is back in HOH.
Dan: get ready for the first ever stayawakeathon!
Memphis: no way.
Dan: Nah, was nothing. More stuff for Sunday.

They’re discussion if it’s a big time food competition. They don’t understand why it would suddenly be Saturday. Must be big, so on, so forth. They hope it’ll be a fun one. Memphis wants to win a grill. OR a luxury comp. Same ole convo, lather rinse repeat.

Keesha goes to take a shower.
Dan: What she say, ask her about Renny?
Mephis: Yeah, she said that she’d talk to her more after the POV. She doesn’t think it’ll be a problem.
Dan: She’d be going against me and Keesha..
Memphis: all I’m thinking about is Michelle and Ollie, you know? What’s gonna happen with them?
Dan: as much as you don’t wanna hear it - that guy is not bad to keep in the game.
Memphis: Oh, I know. It’s like Ollie and Michelle are a bigger threat, definitely.
Dan: It’d be sweet if one of them compete, not both.
Memphis: My concern with Jerry. If we get down to five… with him…
Dan: Yeah, why would they keep you and me over him..
Memphis: that’s the thing, if he doesn’t leave this week or next week, we’re fucked.
Dan: I’m telling you, we have to alternate. You have to come up this week.
Memphis: This is why Michelle needs to go. If she left this week? Endurance wise? We’d be sitting pretty.
Dan: I agree, but Ollie’s gonna be coming after me like a m’effer.
Memphis: me too.
Dan: If Jerry wins, it’s still not a bad scenario… Michelle goes up.
Memphis: say no one wins the veto!
Dan:….someone has to win it.
Memphis: You think if Ollie wins it he’d use it?
Dan: You know the power of the deal.If he feels safe enough, he’d use it. It’d be the dumbest move ever…
Memphis: It’d come right back and bite him in the ass…that’d be funny as shit
Dan: I already have my speech if that happens! I would want it too! I’d look forward to it…
Memphis: If Renny…
Dan: I can see her taking the Colonel off…
Memphis: Yeah, if you promised for Michelle.
Dan: and if she doesn’t, I’d push hard. I got a speach ready, I just hope I get to use it.
Memphis: For you, it’s like… if no one uses it and Jerry goes home, your still good with Ollie.
Dan: then we still have to deal with those two.
Memphis: yeah.
Dan: this way, it looks like I’m gonna keep the deal, which I’m not. But no one else knows about the last part.
Memphis: Think about me and Michelle being on the block.. Michelle leaving… he’s nothing after that, a duck in the water.
Dan: Jerry would go with the house.
Memphis: If he won HOH at that point… we’d have to strong arm him. He could put me and you up.. we’d have to convince him to put Ollie up.
Dan: We’d have to make a fake deal with him.
Memphis: we’d make it and 2 minutes later he’d tell everyone about it.

Dan: I just hope this POV is something you can control your effort.
Memphis: Like the onion.
Dan: Dude. If it’s how bad you want the Veto, you’d better shave your head.
Memphis: Look at this hair.
Dan: what if it’s shave your head or wear a wig… the opposite sex… for the rest of the time.
Mephis: that’d be funny.
Dan: what if it’s slop for the rest…
Memphis: 30 days? no problem. You know what I hate? the how much money would you give away…
Dan: Jerry’d probably put the whole thing.
Memphis: why are ya here if not for the money? It’s stupid.

Memphis: I think it’ll have to do something with the house. Like sleeping on army cots or something.
Dan: yeah, I don’t care about that - cold showers, whatever. I wouldn’t care, long as you won it.

Dan: I feel better about Renny now, then I did 6 hours ago.
Memphis: Yeah.

Downstairs, Jerry/Renny are sleeping already… Ollie/Michelle settling down to sleep as well.

Dan: man, if you win, that’d be perfect. We could tell Jerry we wouldn’t vote him out if he puts up Ollie next week. And man, if she’s not playing the veto? that’d be perfect. We only have to beat Ollie.
Memphis: Dude, she’s gonna flip her shit.
Dan: I’m gonna do it? then come up here and listen to music for 48 hours.
Memphis: I’d be on the block with her like. I dunno what’s going on… She’d know she’s going home though. She won’t get Keesha/renny at that point.. There’s no way they’d vote her to stay, that’d be the dumbest move ever.
Dan: Yeah, that may be like the only way to get her out of the house.
Memphis: Yeah, I agree with you. She’d do anything possible to win.

Memphis heads down, after talk of going to war.
Memphis: you coming down?
Dan: Yeah, I’ll come down and say goodnight.
Memphis: Bring your Bible - we might wanna verse.
Dan: ok.

Dan jus discovered his bed was broken… he can’t pull it up either. He declares it redickulous, and grabs his letter to read. Keesha and Memphis giggle, as Renny tries to sleep.

Memphis: You’re going to bed, why are you spraying cologne? You are such a chick.
Renny says something… they laugh.
Memphis: She had to smell like a department store!
Renny: You smell like a French Whore!
Keesha; I’M SORRY!

Memphis: what’s wrong with the bed?
Renny: It’s UNCOMFORTABLE!
Memphis: I broke Dan’s bed! He was laying on it, didn’t see it.
Keesha; I was there when you broke it!
Renny: what were you doing?!
Memphis: there was a weight limit and I exceeded it.
Renny: Change out the mattress! It’s so uncomfortable!
Memphis: never slept in a bed that had a hump in it!
Renny: it was like a camel! and they want people to make love up there?
Keesha; ew! I don’t even want to think about THAT!
Renny: it’s got a name - the Hump! Who could hump on the hump?!
Memphis: I wonder if anyone tried to sleep on it.
Renny: I did! To flatten it!
Memphis: oh like Your little ass would fix it!

(god these guys are cute. Seriously - has any other houseguests been so fun after lights out? From storytime at the beginning, to general laughter, pranks and foolishness now.. love. it.)

Dan searches for the right verse, and heads downstairs… He flips on the light, she declares murder, Memphis giggles. Memphis wants a proverb. He says no… Renny is all come on! I’ll TELL you one! They tell her to put her eye mask on, he always reads a proverb, they want it… brief fishes… then..

Dan: A patient man is better then a warrior. And he who keeps his temper, takes the city.
Keesha: Why you looking at me?
Dan: I’m just saying it to everyone.
Memphis: thank you Father Dan!

He goes in to get a shirt to sleep in, they give him hell because he never slept with a shirt downstairs.
Memphis: because it was Renny’s bed!

Then they talk about noses. Picking your noses (for a nose job) and Keesha has Denise Richards’ nose, but she grew it on her own. Random chitchat about Denise Richards and her reality show, etc.

Michelle and Ollie whisper - without mics. Then roll over for sleep - we can still hear Keesha and Memphis talking through the door. Random chatter from the Hippie room - everything from Julie Roberts, Sharon Stone, Richard Gere (and the size of little richard), trader joe’s, ralphs, steaks, going to the movies…

Upstairs, Dan reads the Bible a bit, then his letter, and now it’s lights out. Hippie room is quiet at last…

briefly - Renny rolls over
Renny: Oh great! my boob popped out!
Memphis: someone on the internet just freeze framed that and made it their screen saver. (Nope - camera wasn’t on her… but anyway)
Renny: I’m not concerned. It’s only in 28 million homes.

Keesha giggles, then quiet once again.

…and it’s 2:45 AM BB time. This tired Lessa is calling it a night. Sleep tight, my lil Hamsters…