Big Brother Craze

Everyone here? All together now…

We are family… I got all my BBCrazies and me… Whoo!

After the cut for those who want to remain spoiler free…

Russell: My speech is gonna be epic. It’s a good thing I’m a good speaker. You know what it’s like, you’re a football player, and you make that hit and everyone goes ooooooooh and you’re all that’s right bitch. it’s just like that. With words.
Jeff: just save it..
Russell: I will. Jessie came up and was all, why’d you pick him? And I was like because I trust him more than I do ou!
Jeff you said that?
Russ; yeah I did. He was all i thought we were cool! I said obviously we’re not cool!

They move on to talk about gaining/losing weight and Jeff’s 6-pack. the latter being my favorite subject, of course…

Another thing Jeff and I have in common!
Jeff: I can take winter up until Christmas? Then it SUCKS. February’s the worst man. It sucks ass. That’s why Im so excited when Summer rolls around….

Russell: careful, the girls are running this house man. You know what Chima said? She said this was personal and strategic, because I’m the strongest make in here, and I was like and? And she said that there were 2 males left to fight out the women. I was like you fucking bitch… and now logically they’re gonna get the two guys and fight it out and they’re gonna do it.
Jeff: i haven’t heard it, but I wouldn’t doubt it.

Lydia joins. Topic changes to winerys and the trip Jeff/Russell want to take to them.

Lydia: I’m 100% sure Kevin isn’t going to use the veto on e. He wants to respect chima.
Russell: that’s cool. I used the veto on you.
Lydia: I know. Awesome. Good times.
Jeff: if I ahd it, I wouldn’t be sweating anything.
Lydia: the people you’d think would never have it?
Russell: there’s a big MMA fanbase… and I’m from the midwest… it’s just something to think about. Don’t want to give anything away, but…
Lydia: Russell, if you send me home…

Fish.

Lydia: Jeff, if you were on the block and Jordan won the veto, wouldn’t you be like, use it on me? I guess Kevin thinks that Chima’s a better friend than me.
Russ: he likes you, but won’t stick his neck out to save you. He’s making a case to send me out. Now you know where he stands.
Lydia: Right?
Jeff: I’m not worrying about it until…

Russell: I think I can piss off as many people as I want It’s not going to be directed to you, Jeff or Jordan. Everyone else… If it comes out to be a certain way, me and someone else up there, fuck it, I’m not gonna play nice. I’ll be all suck my fucking dick, and when you get to Jury I can still ride your ass. But we still have some time left. Jeff’s like who the fuck is this guy!
Jeff: I’m just enjoying my soak…

Upstairs - Jessie is talking about fighting and wrestling, and what Russell does and how unhealthy it is to lose so much weight but he’s no joke when he talks about his fighting.

9:30 - Jeff in the shower on feed 3… Happy perv cam…

Russell: Jessie knows that there’s no chance for any of us guys to win.. so if she’s still up there with me?
Jeff: I know. Don’t worry about it man. I got ya.

Russell/Lydia at the hot tub.
Russell: I know how they talk shit about me. I fucking love it.
Lydia; you know how when Kevin wouldn’t say he said it…
Russell: called him out with kindness. Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining. I told you when I was up there, I like you, she wants to take you out, and just because you laugh behind a comment, doesn’t make it ok. It’s not a joke, sweetie.
Lydia: I like using nice words like that in a condenscending tone. People get pissed. I was talking to Chima and she was like he’s going to blow up again. She hugged me and said she didn’t want me to leave.
Russell: between me and you, I said I was gonna call you up there and she said “Fucking whore” and that’s not a joke. It’s gonna be great when they show her walking into my shower stall, putting her hand on my cock, and my speech? fucking epic.
Lydia: tomorrow you get to have a movie with the three musketeers.
Russell: A douchebag and his fucking mistress.
Lydia: wasn’t that bananas?
Russell: Speaking of bananas! Cuckoo Magoo, McCrackerson…
Lydia: Kevin found out she’s bipolar
Russ: no fucking shit.
Lydia: she gets really flustered and backpedaled
Russ: Ronnie didn’t like her for a reason. He hates her for a reason. Ronnie’s an amazing guy. I gave him a nice goodbye.
Lydia: It sucked he wanted to be in the Jury
Russ; I knew I couldn’t beat him. I had to get him out.

Michele comes out.
Michele: They told me to fill up the jaccuzzi. It’s not that low. Bizarro.

Lydia goes inside.

Michele: no more fighting tonight? Can we call a truce?
Russell: I’m not yelling at you, Michele. What’re you gonna do when you get outa here?
Michele: Going back to work. I like have to go to work the day after, I took the maximum amount of leave possible.

Lydia: it’s working! (Her slop cake)
Russell: you’re so creative..
Lydia: to bad the comp wasn’t an art class..
Russell: a cage match! I went in and asked them told them to throw everyone and I’d still win! They said no…

Flash to Jessie/Jeff in the bathroom
Jessie: that just goes to show you whatever the fuck he’s saying is some bs. I’ll tell you exactly - we went into the storage room. I’ll tell you waht he said.. he called me in there - he’s like you need to make sure that Jeff goes up, tell everyone that Jeff goes up because my odds against him are so much better, and if we were so fucking close why didn’t he choose me? You chose Jeff and you want to put him up there? He’s either playing both sides, but he’s fucking lying to you. He wants you up! He fucked me by not letting me play.. he’s hoping that you go up. You fucked me and now you want me to fuck myself… that’s what I was gonna tell you. I dunno what he’s told me - I gave you my word, I’ve not given him my word, that’s why he’s playing us both
Jeff: yeah, I know man.
Jessie: take it for what you want, and know I’m telling her what he’s told me against you. And I’ve already made an agreement with you…
Jeff: I appreciate it man. He’s on death row..
Jessie; this is his last fucking hope.. and me and her couldn’t even compete today, Jordan.. if we go home it’s not even fair because we didn’t get o play the POV. I’m telling you the honest to god truth - and this is my word. This is when he came in here bugging out.. I’m giving you teh honest truth..
Jeff; Thanks I appreciate it.
Jessie: just know that I and Natalie have your best interests at heart - and again with the actions… we’ve never fought with you. The same person.
Jeff: I got it bro, thanks.

Jessie goes to the DR…

Jeff: why didn’t you tell me that?
Jordan: I didn’t hear that… I must not have paid any attention. If I knew I would have told you.
Jeff: he said it was why you were sitting there..
Jordan: I don’t know, I would ahve told you if I heard it.
Jeff: never know who to believe in this place.

Jordan/Jessie
Jordan: He was like why didn’t you tell me?
Jessie; no, it wasn’t in front of you I didn’t tell you that!
Jordan: tht’s what I said.
Jessie; no, it happened after we were sitting out here… Russell’s still pitting us against each other. If me and Russell are so close, why is he picking jeff? and when she doesn’t put you up, you’ll know it’s because me and Natalie. I gave you my word. You’ll see it.
Jordan: ok.
Jessie: I love you Jordan.
Jordan: thanks!
Jessie: take it or leave it. It’s out there.
Jordan: (laughs)

10:04 HOH - Jessie/Natalie/Chima
Jessie: So I just told what’ernuts and what’sisnuts. I was like dude, he’s standing on his last leg… he was like I know, I know. He didnt’ say anything, but he said ok. And I told him I gave you my word and he says ok. He doesn’t go into detail ever.. but he takes it. Even when Iw as talking to Jordan she was all Michele’s in the bathroom, shhh.
Chima: they don’t trust her at all. We’ll have to handle her next week.

10:08
Chima to the DR
Jeff/Jordan in the kitchen.

Jordan: You’re mean. You’re moody.
Jeff; How was that moody?
Jordan: When I’m done with this, we’re going outside and we’re gonna talk!

10:17
Jordan went upstairs to pee - Michele’s cleaning the downstairs bathroom. Jessie takes the opporunity to tell her - again - the full story of how the storage room conversation came about..

Natalie wakes up to tell the same story that Jessie already said - and she wonders why people think they tagteam?

Natalie; she wants us to convince Chima to put Jeff up, AND vote Jeff out (x3)
Jessie: I’ve told you and she’s told you and the only person that told you guys we’re coming after you is Russell, and same for us, so.. I promise you, I gave Jeff my word… I know Jeff gave Braden his word, and I respect that, and if you’re gonna believe someoen that’s a habitual liar, but I promise you, I’m sorry that we haven’t built this relationship, but he’s habitually lying, and if he thinks that I tried to get you to go against each other? I didn’t We were both cheering for Kevin, you know? point of it is, we were on the same page.
Jordan: right. I know.
Jessie; that’s what I told him so again.. maybe he though i meant that I told you this laready, but it happend after that… it’s when I went to change, and I’m trying to stay away from him, and…
Jordan: i ahven’t said anything..
Jessie: me either! Thats why I didn’t even want to talk to him
Jordan: if he stays you know he’s coming after me or Jeff… I think he’d put you and Jeff up, but that’s just me.
Jessie: again, I already told Jeff. I just know.. we haven’t obligated to him, and neither have you so he’s in the middle trying to fight..
Jordan: if I was HOH, he’d be up my butt… he’s just, you know
Jessie: going where the power is. it’s fine, but because we had the conversation I’m assuming he was telling you.. does that make sense to you?

Jordan: I’m packing my stuff just in case.
Jessie: you remember we were sitting there thinking this is horrible!
Jordan: I realy wanted it. hopefully Jeff has it and he’s playing really dumb… but I think it’s Kevin or Michele. I do’t know.
Jessie: all I know is it stinks. Just take what I’m saying. I know that Jeff takes everything with a grain of salt, because everyone’s lied to him. I mean we thought Ronnie and Russell…
Jordan: he keeps approaching him…

Outside on the Patio - Lydia/Kevin
Kevin: dd you tell Russell what I talked about with Chima? because Russell knew, and the only person I told you was you and Chima.
Lydia; Michele was there. He told me I shouldn’t trust you because you were my friend and if you were my friend you’d use it on me..
Kevin: If I wanted Russell to know, I’d tell him..
Lydia; I just know that if I had it I’d use it on you. And you don’t use it, means that you value her more.
Kevin: that’s not true. By me using it ensures that you stay.
Lydia: No, I think they’ll vote Russell…
Kevin: if CHima puts up someone else, someone uses the Mystery power.
Lydia: I can tell you for a fact that it’s not take someone down put someone up…
Kevin: If you don’t have it how do you know?
Lydia: I know. I KNOW.

Russell comes out.. and Kevin asks her to go to the green room…

Lydia: what makes you think Jessie and Natalie won’t vote to keep him?
Kevin: they’ll vote Russell out.
Lydia: what if he has the power?
Kevin: He doesn’t.

Kevin: it just fucks everything up! I want people to feel like if they have the mystery power, I want them to like.. If I wanted everyone to know my plans, I would have told them. If you want to side with people who nomiated you
Lydia: I just talked to him, how is that siding with him…
Kevin: you’re giving him information!
Lydia: We were talkin about what happened.
Kevin: you were talking about my powers
Lydia: if you were using my friend you’d use it on me!
Kevin: no! I’m keeping track of you for the long run! You’re part of the five! She’d have to put up someone on our own clique
Lydia; when have I been in on this.. I’ve been nominated by them! and who took me up..
Kevin: Why would you betray me when I’m looking out for you!
Lydia: put it in perspective… This mystery power, it’s not gonna be renominating… they couldn’t switch both nominees
Kevin: why would you converse on a game level with someone…
Lydia: you haven’t been osterized!
Kevin: I told you you could go talk to chima
Lydia: she called me a fucking whore!
Kevin: He talked shit behind your back! called you a fucking bitch! Why are you talking game to yoU! I’ve never done anything to betray our conversation..
Lydia: I get pinned for everything!
Kevin: I told you you were safe, I laid it all out for you and your gonna side with him!
Lydia: I didn’t side with him!! You’re controting it! You’ll talk game to Ntalie who does hate me, and Chima, and you’re quick to forgive Jessie. I’ll put that back on you. As easy as you do it to me I can do it to you
Kevin: I’m looking out for you and you’re going to throw me under the bus.
Lydia: I got nominated!
Kevin: i’ll get nominated too.. the one person that wants you tos tay you’re like whatever! I’m looking out for you!
Lydia: You’ve ignored me!
Kevin: I ignored you?!
Lydia: when did you say it sucks to be nominated
Kevin: I followed you to the bathroom! You’re so easy to forgive those whoHAVE screwed you…
Lydia: let me put this out - I was told that you said it was ok for me to go up againt russell…
Kevin: IF you were gonna be put up. It was the best case scenario..
Lydia: Who talked bac to him when he was getting in your face
Kevin: gestures like that were appreciated, but I’d rather you not talk game to someone after you… you talk to eveyrone in the house? Why don’t you talk to Chima, she said that once. I think you’re taking the roll of victim and people are out to get you, I’m looking out for you! They’ve said horrible things about you!
Lydia: well then you can use your vote and send me home if you’ve never made a mistake..
kevin: I wouldn’t do that! Why would you do this to me! I know it’s all fuck kevin, how dare he do that to you
Lydia: I was just sitting there! He was saying it. You’re so quick to lay it on me
Kevin: you CHOSE not to go u there, it was your choice!
Lydia: all those people have fucked me!
Kevin: You’re defeatest!
Lydia: I would have left if that were ture! If YOU were on the block, and I got POV, I’d love to tell you I don’t want to use it on you to see how you feel.
Kevin: If you want to be evil! But I know your safe!
Lydia: 100%
kevin: there are no 100% in this game. Fine. I’m going to use it and your gonna get fucked in two weeks!
Lydia: tehn don’t DO IT! This is what Russell wants!
Kevin: THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM!
Lydia: you know hat? Do what you want to do. And we’ll see what happens. you don’t have to talk to me..
Kevin: Why are you choosing to be the victim?
Lydia; I’M NOT PLAYING THE VICTIM!
KEvin: if we’re supposed to be close why are you befreinding him! If you want to abandon the friendship, I promised you I won’t talk shit, I won’t betray any conversation
Lydia; fine, I made the mistake, so what do I do now? if I don’t tal, I’m in trouble, if I do..
Kevin: Why don’t you just do what I tell you! I’m looking out for you! You have the conversation wtih the on motherfuckr everone hates in the house!
Lydia: i’m sorry, I’m sorry. sorry. sorry.
Kevin: you’re doing this as your not..
Lydia; i’m not talking to anyone. It was ok..
Kevin: When you choose to talk, you talk to fucking Russell?! Russell tried to take half a million from you pocket, and now he’s trying to separate us. Really, the one person that’s looking out for you?

They keep going (while I took the boy to work) and they’re still going at it when I get back. She points out that Russell was all buddy buddy with Chima helping her with dinner last night, and Kevin doesn’t accept that as the same

Meanwhile, Jeff/Jordan were tlaking outside on the hammock.. about the power,
Jeff: i don’t fucking have the power. But I don’t think it’ll be used.”

They talk about keeping Russ, because he’d be on their side, but Jordan worries that it’d be on the other side. He’d also be the number one target, instead of them.

Jessie/Russell were quickly in the bathroom - and Russell is thrilled that he got Kevin and Lydia to fight.

In the Green room:
Kevin: just don’t talk game to people unless I tell you it’s ok! You should have known it wasn’t! I don’t want someone who’s telling people our conversations
Lydia: i’m sorry I sat there and listened! I’m sorry that was wrong of me.
Kevin: Chima said something personal! Russell fucked your GAME…

11:08 - Jeff/Jordan on the hammock
Jeff: I swear to you we have a chance without Jessie in here.
Jordan: andif we get the next HOH
Jeff: you’re gonna get one. I know it.
Jordan: I don’t think they’re not gonna use it…
Jeff: They’re scared of the power. I think Kevin has it.
Jordan: I think Michele’s got it. She’s too calm.
Jeff: you know what I’dlove? Jessie against Natalie. Then I’d love to see NAtalie without Jessie.
Jordan: and laugh.
Jeff: I’m getting a little short, and I don’t mean to be, I swear.
Jordan: it gets on my nerves and makes you no fun
Jeff: I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be up your ass, I’m sorry.. you know what I mean?

Jeff: call me crazy? Natalie’s being all nice and shit- and she’s cooking all the time now? I swear to god I think it’s a stone! Am I crazy?
Jordan: no I see it! Where’s Rusell at?
Jeff: he’s playing all sides, talking to everyone..
Jordan: and I told him that he’s gonna start stuff upstairs, so if he does, you know, it looks like we had them..
Jeff: and he keeps saying that, and was acting all tough… and he started that stuff with Kevin and Lydia.. and he was all did ya see that? He wants them to fight so Kevin doesn’t use the POV.. i’m like that works for me too cuz then I’m not going up..
Jordan: i’m just scared because they’re all playing the I’m sorry card… I don’t care being a loser here!
Jeff: They forget so easy! Remember they were the ones driving the bus, throwing me under, and now she (lydia) is being part of the loser crew? You know don’t think for a minute I’ll tell Natalie that you know why you were laying in bed with your boyfriend he was fingering Lydia… I’ll totaly say it.
Jordan: you have to wait to the end…
Jeff: Oh no, I;ll blow up when it’s time for me to go. I listened to all of this, and I’ll bust it out.
Jordan: i’m scared they see us as Ollie and April, but thena gian, you’re my only friend
Jeff: I don’t think they’re gunning for us.

Jeff; We’re just goign week to week you know, and well. We’ll get there. I know it. Here’s what I was thinking - if we had Russell 100%, we could just pick people off, and then russell would be the one to go home, not us. Or it’d be us three in the final, then one of us stab his ass in the fucking back. When I came in here, I said I wouldn’t do that? but after being in here, man. i’ll cut your parents fucking throats! After we had champagne I suddenly had 100 knives in my back so I was like motherfuckers let’s dance!

(they laugh - god I love it when they laugh!)

Checking in with kevin/Lydia
Kevin: It was as simple as a conversation. Let’s squash it and try to win half a million dollars. I mean it’s that. I’m sorry for raising my voice and assuming and accusing..
Lydia: thank you. I apologize to you sincerely for voicing an opinion about the veto to the one person I shouldn’t have… it’s just you leave me down here and go up there
Kevin: they never invite me up there! I just go up there!
Lydia: I can’t do that, I know how they feel about me!

KEvin: When I was up there, CHima was defending you to Natalie! She told her to suck it up, and asked if she wanted to go home. People are putting her in check as well, trying to squash the beef.
Lydia: If Jessie and Natalie are outside, I’d be comfortable talking to Chima. I don’t know why Jordan won’t be nominated.
Kevin: she didn’t know if you’d vote for Russell. you didn’t talk to her, how could she know where your head was at?

Lydia goes to see where everyone is… Jordan tells her they’re all upstairs.

Lydia: motherfuckers are all upstairs. Fuck this.
Kevin: I can get CHima to come down here..
Lydia: You can ask her.. I bet you she won’t…
Kevin: I’m sorry for yelling at you, I’m gonna have an awkward hug with you right now.

They hug it out, Kevin goes to see if he can get chima.

Jordan shares Russell’s guacomole that he made. Jeff loves guac, and he’s all smoking and jealously looking on. Russell’s promised him some when he’s off slop.

Upstairs, Kevin says he wants to talk to Chima - and everyone is all “We already know. it’s bullshit!” so he finally says
Kevin: Lydia wants to talk to you and she’s scared to come up here. So I don’t know how to get you to come down.
Jessie: Wow - I was way off!
Natalie: why can’t she come up here?!
Chima: she’s not gonna feel comfortable with all of you in my fucking bed! She’s upset that you’re not using the POV?
Kevin: Yeah. We just had a big blowout
Jessie: You just gave me a fucking instant headache. I’m like fuck we’re screwed!
Michele: I know! I’m like time to pack our bags!
Chima: get the fuck out and let me conduct my HOH business!
Everyone laughs and says fiine!
Michele leaves..

Jessie whispers quickly: Russell STARTED that shit!
Natalie: that’s bullshit. That’s why he needs to fucking go.
Kevin: I am trying to look out for her..
Chima: so why is she confiding in the enemy?
Kevin: Thank you! So, yeah..
Chima: so what you want me to tell her, or keep from her?
Kevin: tell her anything you want!
Chima: what about the russell thing
Kevin oh don’t rehash that. I just beratd her for the past hour.
Natalie: tell her the truth, there’s 4 votes for her to stay.
Kevin: I got into her head, she apologized and knows it was a bonehead move..
Chima: ooooooooh…
Kevin: apparently there’s some huge plan that Russell wants to do stuff to you and..so she wants to tell you.. so she’s looking out for you
Natalie: oh this motherfucker I will get up in his face.
Kevin: You look like Ronald McDonald.

Kevin goes to get Lydia.

Lydia: Ok. He said he was going to attack you, and he says he made you cry, that you tried to keep it together, and come Thursday, the nominations are going to get changed… so if he doesn’t have the power, it’s someone that will keep him.
Chima: He didn’t make me cry!
Lydia: He said I shouldn’t talk to you because of the whore thing, and if I talk to you, he’s coming after me again, and that if I cry he wins. He said Chima’s gonna look so stupid to america because he kissed me and touched my dick
Chima: ooooooooooooh!
Lydia: I’ve not forgiven him, and it’s like I’ll be sitting there and he comes and starts talking and I’m like omg.. and well, I feel it’s hard to come up here to talk to you because I know you’re close to Natalie, and I’ve always felt like I’m not welcomed and when your up here I should leve you all alone.
Chima: I just kicked them all out, Kevin saw it. i told them that you wouldn’t feel comfortable…
Lydia: and with Michele, he says she’s easy to attack because he’s mentally unstable and that she’d run up here and talk to you. And he said CHima got lucky with the HOH, because no one can beat him
Chima: Kevin just beat him today! He’s a sore loser.
Lydia: I think that Jordan will vote to keep Russell..
Chima: she was just up here saying she didn’t trust him…
Lydia: have you noticed he and russell keep playing pool togehter.. there’s soemthing weird going on..
Chima: Russell told Jessie to put Jeff up
Lydia: He’s saying things that are so weird…
Chima: remember when I was outside I didn’t accept his apology, he keeps saying this stuff so he didn’t mean it
Lydia: He said that you told him the speech for braden you dind’t mean it you just wanted good tv and didn’t care that you fucked his life. I called him out on being a lawyer he said he was as smart as one. He gos see it’s ok that he said that word to you but if I said a raciest term I’d be the bad guy..
Chima: oh I’m sure he’s said quite a few things abot me - he’s said them to Michele.
Lydia: He says Jessie and natalie should be on his side..
Chima: He doesn’t hold himself accountable for his own behaviour.. everything is someone elses fault, and it’s all intimidation. he’s mad at kevin because he beat him, and now he can’t take himself up. He thinks he can win against anyone else.
Lydia: He kept saying that he took me off, and if kevin was my best friend, he’d take it off
Chima: he’s trying to break up partnerships, relationships, that’s what he does and he thinks that I’ll put Michele up isntead of you and he’s sure that she’d go home before him
Lydia: he said she’s fuckin crazy, fuckin crazy…
Chima: that’s what he’s thinking - and if he’s so secure that they nominations, why is he talking about stirring up shit, or causing discord between you guys.
Kevin: you get very insecure on the block, and I told you guys that ecause Natalie said she’d vote for you than changed it, I can see how Russell got into your head. I feel like the conversation needs to occurr
Lydia; it’s hard to talk to jessie and natalie and they tagteam and won’t let you be heard
Chima: It’s hard for me too, that’s why I tell them to shut up and listen. We can bring them in individually if you want to talk to them?
Kevin: and I can say peace out
Lydia: You were honest with me the whole time so I trust you, but I don’t see where there’s a benefit to talking to them.
Chima: you want them to tell you in front of me that they’re voting out Russell
Kevin: There’s a little weirdness, and you know that… I honestly think not having a huge conversation, just putting it on the table… we don’t want it to get there that your hating..
Lydia: I don’t want to make this girls life hard…
Kevin: yeah, it’s more like you feel uncomfortable, get attack misconnunication… that’s why you need to have the conversation
Chima: I wantyou to understand, he will do ths repetitively throughout the week.
Lydia: and it’s only Saturday. and he said if I stayed and didn’t put up chima, I was the dumb bitch..
Chima: I’m proving to him I’m not a dumb bitch by putting him up. He’s freaking out because he lost.
Lydia: yeah, he kept saying are you sure, are you sure?
Chima: I went to everyone and told them I want him to go HOME.
This is MY HOH and I want Russell to go home and I made it clear to everyone I want them gone. If not, I’d say use it on her and put Jessie up. I’m not fucking around here! I told them that and they understand. Don’t think my niceness to them won’t change on a dime if they fuck me. I’ll turn into a raging bitch which I also will on Thursday if he doesn’t go home for random reasons. I put you up because I know he can get into your head - everyones - but I separated myself from him, because I could start believing him.
Kevin: He had a plan to make us fight! And we had a blow up!
Lydia: and he’s happy right now because he thinks it worked.
Kevin: no matter what people try to do, it won’t work unless a choice is made that YOU want to terminate our relationship. He can try, but it won’t work.
Lydia: his recurring theme is keep it all to yourself, testing me, and I don’t get it.
Chima: he wants you to come off so that he can stay.
Lydia: he’ll shit his bricks on Monday. He thinks you’ll use it, he said he can’t believe anything I say because I’m a liar.
Chima: don’t forget that he was attacking Kevin! That he was attacking yoU! Don’t forget that he’ll use anything to throw you under the buss
Kevin: there’s no benefit with Russell. He’ll use anything vaguely game related. Unless he has the mystery power
Chima; He doesn’t have it. He wouldn’t be creating all this drama if he did.
Lydia: then he’s playing pool with Jeff, and all of that..
Kevin: He’s going home, let’s not let him get into our head.

We keep getting fish - not sure what Jeff/Russell/Jordan are talking about on the Patio - can’t hear them over Chima’s laugh and Lydia’s muffled mic… Chima mentioned Russell’s family just before this Fish…

Chima: no one else can say that ever! You (lydia) matched him point for point and you (kevin) beat him. He will say at some point he let you guys win. The only reason I won the questions was that he wasn’t playing
Lydia: he says it’ll come down to dates. If it was they’d have a calandar here..
Chima; It’ll be days - this happened on this day, not dates.
Kevin: He can use the information in the Jury house.
chima: and why is he saying he’ll make people’s life hell in the jury, I thought he wasn’t going there.
Lydia: he said his final two would be Jeff and Michele, the rest of you would be all at each other’s throats too much
Chima: because of Russell and the one thing I said about braden in the speech, but it didn’t excuse hat he said, it was necessary at the time. How did that turn into…
Lydia: you ruuuuuuuuined his liiiiiiife…
Chima: and his little mongoose speech? He’s an insecure man and after he ran around asking how his speech was? Shows it - it was all based on bullshit, talking about god and critisized Jessie on his praying! saying he was full of shit and making a show of it and he’s not even a Christian and all kinds fo fucked up shit. I haven’t told Jessie yet, probably should. Michele tells me all kinds of stuff.
Kevin: In the spirit of not having us break up as a group - shouldn’t like NAtalie and Jessie come in?
Lydia: Michele would be like…
Kevin: I’ll go talk to them.
Chima: Let’s bring Natalie in first… if that’s ok.
Kevin: And just squash the beef that you can’t stand to be in the room with her
Chima: I’ll stomp that if she goes there even a little bit.
Kevin: ok.

12:11
Chima gets Natalie… Kevin bounces.
Chima: so, we’re catching up -girl talk basically we need to talk because LYdia needs to KNOW. YOu told her you would vote for her last week, and you voted for Ronnie, so she needs to really know. So there ya go.
Natalie: well. With Ronnie I had a loyalty with Ronnie vs. with you… Ronnie never said things behind my bag, threw me under the bus, or broke his word, so i had a loyaly with Ronnie, vs. with you - you said things, I said things, and we don’t have a bond. We all knew he was going home, but it was do I want to keep my word, and so I said fuck it I knowhe’s going home, I want to show him I was loyal. Do you and I have loyalty no. I know there’s a lot between us that I don’t know if they’ll be fixed. I’m not loyal to you or russell. You’d assume I’d vote you out because we have a beef, which is logical. However, I’m loyal to Chima, and she kept me off the block and I will do waht she wants me to do and she wnts Russell out.
Lydia: ok. Russell believes you have a loyalty to him
Natalie; he’s wrong
Lydia: And you did say in front of all of us that you would vote out Ronnie, and you could have said something that you’d change it. I just want you to know that it would look bad.
Ntalie; It old Kevin, Jeff and Jordan, I told them all in the splish splash room, and told them I was voting to keep him here, and they were like that’s ok. Switched off the lights - so I did tell people
Lydia: Kevin was there?
Natalie: I told him separately. He said it wouldn’t matter anyway. We were going to vote to evict him, but I at the last minute was like no. Why would I do that? I didn’t come to you because we just don’t talk. But anyone who has my word who I’m 100% loyal to - I’ve never gone back on my word to Chima, Jessie, or Kevin. Ihaven’t burned them at all. Whether you want to beleive itor not -my votes not gonna matter. Michele’s gonna vote to keep youhere too. Kevin’s is, Jessie’s is to keep you tos ay. I have no loyalty to Russell. he may think I do? But we’ve never talked about it. he may think that but I’ve never given him my word. It’s Chima, It’s Jessie and Kevin. NBK, even with you I told them straight out that you wouldn’t e my target next week. If I won, probably yes. And if you won, you’d put me up… but I’ll tell you right now I’d want Michele to go hom
Lydia: i’m ok with that, oddly enough.
Natalie: and again the votes would be there. That’s what the plan is. Then from there, I’d like it to be the five of us. And then from there..
Chima; fight it out.
Natalie; I don’t think there will be a true trsut between us…
Chima: why not? Give peace a chance!
Lydia: I don’t feel like I’m welcome coming into a room where youa are, I don’t want it to be contorted, uncomfortable..
Natalie: I feel the same way, um and, I thought the whole day in the green room we’d mended fenses, then Russell was HOH and he said you said a whole bunch of things aobut me and Jessie, then said not to talk to you and I was like fuck that then, and I even put it on kevin and which I shouldn’t…
Lydia; and I’m cool too, if Kevin wants to ahng with you, but I feel like it was different with me and Jessie.. I just want to have respect and civil, I won’t intentionally make your life miserable. If I do?S eriously say Lydia, that’s fucked up.
Natalie: let me explain why - I feel your coming after me, so I’m like Jessie if you know that, but yet you want to hang out with her and me going home hurts your game, are you on my side or not, and she’s talking shit about you, about me..
Lydia: but you talk shit about me and I’ms till ok for Kevin to ahng out with you, do you see what I mean? Whatever’s between us, we need t keep those three out of it. We can’t make choices for other people..
Chima: I think that once Russell is gone things can be healed - I think a lot of this was because of him.
Lydia: common denominator…
Natalie: i’ve never trusted Russell since week two! He kept saying you were tlaking shit and I was like fine fuck that..
Lydia: you see, I wasn’t up here..
Natalie; you were up here for a while with jordan.. I don’t know, Russell just said you were talking shit
Lydia: I just wish you ahd come and told me. That’s how things build and snowball and then it’s like this shit
Natalie; then I felt you were flipping on us, and the whole green room thing with michele…
Lydia: I told Kevin bad idea, buddy I totally get that.
Natalie: I’ll be honest with you. I’d like to see the five of us go to the end. My number one target is MIchele
Lydia: I can agree with that.
Chima: I don’t necessarily agree, but I’ll respect it.
Natalie: and I know I dind’t come back to you about Ronnie’s vote, but I was very vocal about it to all of them. It wasn’t a sneaky thing.. it was out in the open
Lydia: I can understand tha.
Natalie: I give you my word, I’m voting to evict Russell. If I did like Russell, CHima wants me to evict him and I’ll do what she wants.
Chima: and it would be an epic fight to end all battles…
Natalie; I don’t know why, we just don’t click. Maybe we will, maybe we won’t. It’s ok either way, I want us to get to the final five.
Chima: we have a weird dynamic that we’re friends but do what we want to be. They both told me that they wouldn’t put Russell out
Natalie; yeah, I told her I was gonna fight for it because I want Michele out. We had a plan. We all had our targets, and the goal was to respect each other. Does Russell know?
Lydia; he thinks I’m coming off.
Natalie; he wants Jeff to come off, because he thinks he has your vote, and assumes me and Jessie… and then Kevin.
chima: does he think I’d put him up without the votes?
Lydia; does he think me and Kevin would vote for him?
Chima: he thinks that he can get into your head
lydia; He says he’ll go off…
Chima: Monday night. Monday night raw..
Natalie; what’s eh gonna do?
Lydia; he said he’s going to attack CHima and Jessie, and if I said something he was gonna attack me too..
Natalie: and Jessie’s pissed because he didn’t pick him, and then he was like in the green room and says that he said Jeff was gonna use him and then she came down and I’m like hey, guess what he said…
Chima: he did! He’s always telling Jessie this girl power they’re not gonna keep him here…
Lydia: seriously I wouldn’t mind seeing Michele go and then Jordan.
natalie: when Russell goes it’ll be calmer. Michele too. She told us she was bored and needed to start a fight - the next day… Seriously I want NBK to work. I do. And I think jeff and jordan will fall into line with the votes.
Lydia: he thinks that two new nominees will go up on Thursday.
Natalie; they’re just trying to throw us off.

fish.

Natalie goes out to take the next chess game. Jessie comes in
Jessie: I promise you’re gonna vote for you. I swear.
Lydia: ok.
Natalie: Jessie’s drunk. Want more wine?
Jessie: yeah!
Natalie: are you going to eate those strawberries?
Chima: yes! get outa my food!

Chima: So the plan is to lock ourselves in here Monday night… Oh! Jessie! he’s going to attack you too!
KEvin: i’m not even going to acknowledge him.
Natalie; what’s he going to do?

Jessie: so what happened? He grabbed me in the bathroom and was like I just got them to fight! I was like I’m drunk so whatever you’re telling me, tell me tomorrow…

They see Michele’s cup in the middle of the floor - so Jessie goes to leave it outside the door
Chima: she strategically leaves cups so that she can come back and get them later.

They talk about the Michele/Jeff thing.

CHima: so you just going to ignore him when he goes after you?
Jessie; fuck yeah, that’ what I’m doing!
Kevin: yeah, just be like how about them niners…

Upstairs it’s all laughter and drunk Jessie, Jessie and Kevin are laughing but not really participating, as Natalie and Jessie and Chima laugh and yell and banter…

Downstairs - Jeff and Jordan go inside, leaving Russell alone on the patio.

HOH -
what it really comes down too is Jeff Jordan or Michele. If you don’t have the mystery power, it’s not us, and If you think it’s Jeff, I totally agree with you, and you need to do what you have too to influence him not to use it…
Kevin: I asked him hypothetically - and he said if it was to change the nominees, he wouldn’t but instant eviction, maybe.
Jessie: fuck. shit’s about to get real on thursday!
Chima: I told them if they FUCK with my HOH I’m gonna fuck with the live show… send a fucking newsletter, tell eveyrone you need to tell.
Natalie; what did they say?
Chima; they said we got it…

Fish

More Russell Bashing…
More Fish…
Now Casey bashing - in the form of the Jessie and Natalie show… apparently a mutual DR goodbye they did.

Natalie; if he comes back, our ass is grass!
Jessie: mine’s all game, her’s was all personal..
Natalie; You tried to put me on SLOP! He comes back and he wins? We’re fucked.
Jessie: fuck that I’ll kick him in the head!

Downstairs - Russell moves into the pool room. Jeff and Jordan are in Jordan’s bed currently…

It’s giggling cuteness in the Pool room!
JOrdan: do you smell me?
Jeff: your a little ripe..
Russell: oh god. what did I get myself into?
Jeff: did you wash your butt today?
Jordan: are you smelling my butt?
Jeff: no! I think you got a little butt crack sweat going on…
Jordan: (giggling!)

Jeff: do you think smelly people know they smell? I mean, it’s like they’re going to work!

Michele joins the HOH crew…

Jordan: I have to keep changing my deodorant… (launches into a detailed account of the ones she’s tried, including a prescription deodorant.)

Pool Room - farts are funny.
HOH room - Jessie can’t feel his face. he’s not even lying. (Drunk)

Jessie is talking about the Jury house - funny thing though - he wouldnt know. He wasn’t there.

Jessie: You only get to talk when you awtch the episodes - including the DRs.
Fish

–Lessa: this is incorrect all the way around. They get to talk and interact, and chat about what happened to them in the house. (BB8 showed them around the pool, and we know Eric and Jessica hooked up in the jury house, as did Chelsia and James, and Ollie and Apirl, so CLEARLY they were able to interact.) As for the DVDs - They see COMPETITIONS ONLY. Who won, and the nomination/pov/eviction. That’s it. There are no DR sessions. That’s why they have the jury after Danielle was robbed of her deserved victory in BB3 when her fellow houseguests saw her DR sessions. So. Jessie? is full of shit. He should have asked Michell (bb10) what she was able to do in the Jury…—

Michele: Ronnie orchastrated everything from day one till the end of week four. I honestly believ he orchastrated himself being on the block because he believed I would do anything he said.

Fish.
back, general chitchat - talking about bringing all the candy down from the movie tomorrow…

Lydia: Jessie are you gonna pass out? You know what happens when you do..
Jessie: yah. unfortunately..
Lydia: you said it was ok for me to put makeup on you..
Jessie: no! wait! Kevin, what does she have to do Kevin? KEVIN! KEVIN! tell everyone what she has to do… don’t even! this is some bullshit! you know what you gotta do… you know Kevin…
Lydia; SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kevin: wrestle…
Jessie: and what else?!
Lydia: SHHHHHHHHH!
Jessie: KEVIN! tell them!
Lydia: i have to wear my thong as an eyepatch..
Chima: (cackles)

fish…

In the pool room, Jeff and Jordan are giggling and chatting about movies and such. And Johnny Depp - who they both love.. (ME TOO ME TOO!)

Back from fish - and farts are funny again.

Jordan: did I tell you everything?
Jeff: no, just all your poop stories…
Jordan: so tell me about your poops
Jeff: you’re funny… I’ll take a dump in a box and send it to you for christmas…
–Lessa: Awwwwwwww true love!
Jordan: if I could, if someone made me mad in here? I’d poop in their pillowcase..
Jeff: they’d be all man, it smells like shit in here.. and it’d be squishy.. and wet and seep through..

Meanwhile - in the HOH, Jessie is certain that if Russell stays, he’ll win the game. Then talk turns to how heavy the nomination box is - Jessie thinks it’s heavy too, and Chima could barely carry it.

fish.

Lather rinse repeat in HOH, Lydia and Kevin are headed to get ready for bed, the others lingering - general Jordan/Jeff cuteness in the pool room, and a tired Lessa grabbing some zzzzs in Alaska. Night ya’ll!