Big Brother Craze

Or as someone said to me earlier “Type-delay Live Blogging” as I’m 3 hours behind the rest of the world!

:00 Last time on Big Brother… Wahmber “Jameka… jameka… coulda taken it…

:04 This week fate took center stage in the house, and one was touched by Divine intervention. Jameka took Jen off the block giving her salvation as she believed God wanted her too, and Nick was put on the block, which sent the house into a tissy.

:06 We see Dustin nominate Nick again, and he says he’s surprised the Dustin made the move, and he figures he’s a threat and Kail is fragile. Kail says she was surprised, because he told her the target was Zach, so now she’s worried. Dustin says it was a house decision to backdoor the weasel. Amber runs off crying (oh! the shock! NOT)

:08 Kail and Dustin talk in the HOH and we see the little liar telling Kail what’s up and that she’s safe. She promises her the votes. Nick and Daniel talk, and she admits to knowing the whole time, and Nick walks away while Dani cries.

:09 Nick tells Dick to expect the unexpected and that he wouldn’t fuck over his daughter. Dick says everyone knows he wanted the noms to stay the same, and asks if it was a house concensus, Eric says a lot of names were mentioned. He kicks Zach out of the backyard, and Zach says “I thought we were close.” Nick goes in and apologizes to Zach inside.

:10 Nick goes to comfort Amber who lies (bitch!) and says she didn’t see it coming. Nick says whatever happens happen. Cut to Amber telling Dustin it’s the perfect time to backdoor Nick, cut back to her tears as she lays there and continues to lie to him.

:11 Daniele tells him she tried really hard to make it not happen that way, and asks him if he voted out Kail. He says no (We get the proof shown) and he says he doesn’t know who it was. She tells Nick everyone thinks it was him, and he says he doesn’t care, and Daniele says that she’s trying to help him. And Nick says he never fucked her over, and that it sucks she knew and didn’t tell him.

:12 Nick goes to Dustin and tells him it took balls and that it’s a game, but that he should have just told him. Nick says he’s ready for anything, and he asked for truth and didn’t like that they talked behind his back.

:13 Dick goes off on Jen about using Jameka again in front of Kail. Calls her a bitch, etc, and that she threw it and that she’s a smug bag, and Jen says shed never use those words to describe herself, and that she’s not a bad person. Kail walks away. Dick compares her to Saddam Hussain. She says she doesn’t care, nothing goes through. Then Jen tells dani that she’s sorry she’s had to live with that.

In DR - Dani says that it was rude, and ridiculous because she’s has no idea.

:16 Nick gets his MoHawk. Dick tells him not to discount Daniele’s feelings - the music while Nick cuts his hair makes it seem like a Brittany move. That’s funny!

:17 Dani tells Amber that she’ll vote with the group, and then we see her going off on Jen and how it’s a personal problem and that she treats her like crap and she’s never done anything to her. Jen says she has morals and HERE comes Dick, Zach and Nick who calls Jen a dumb bitch. Jen continues, and Dick pours tea over her head when she says that she has morals once again. SPLOOSH!

We see Nick chime in, and tells her no one likes her and she jumps to conclusions and no one cares about her.

:18 Coming up - we’ll find out who stays and who goes, let’s listen in to DR
Daniele says Kails a mess and walks around like she’s gonna kill herself. Dick says he wants to see Kail go, but for his daughter see Nick go. Jen says Nick is miserable and rude and no help. Whamber cries and says Nick is good and if she doesn’t stop crying it’s gonna bite her in the ass. (TOO LATE WHAAAAAAAAMBER!!!)

:20 COMMERCIAL!

:23 Welcome back! Fighting to stay in the house, we see Nick talk to Amber, and she says there’s a lot of people not wanting to make themselves look bad (LIKE HERSELF! UGH!) and Nick says he’s not going to campaign, and they both say “I love you”

:24 Eric says there’s only room for one Casanova, and is ready for Nick to leave, and is happy that he’s leaving and Eric is confident he’s on his way to winning which makes him happy.

:25 America’s Player - time for Eric to find out that we voted for…. Kail. He shakes his head and says that he’s disappointed to see they don’t value his strategic imput, but he’s going to do his best for us and we’re keeping him on toes.

:26 Cut to Eric cuddling with Jessica while whamber hangs on him in the HOH room telling us how much he hates her and wants her gone.

:27 Cut to the LNC Discussion (that you can see via youtube in that entry down there!) and Eric tells the crew that they hate her and Kail is a stack of doodoo. Such a potty mouth!

:28 Dick says he’s over the looking out for the group thing, talking to Dani. In DR, Dick tells us that personally he wants Nick to go, Daniele in DR says that she wants to keep Nick in the house.

:29 Lets go to the LR to check in! So Nick has a new look, what do the ladies think? Amber says Nick’s a good looking guy no matter what, and that’s that! Julie says Eric looks like Nicks little brother and asks if it’s a sign of solidarity - he says no, he just wanted to keep things fun. Julie asks Jen about the iced tea and what was going through her mind, Jen says she was just used to Dick doing random things. Dick refuses to apologize and says he wishes the glass was fuller. Julie asks Jameka why God has her in the house since she thinks it’s all preordained - she says “hopefully to win”

:30 Zach says Nick is the greatest allie in the game, and would vote however he told him too. Jameka says Nick has to go so Zach will be lost. Jessica says she wants Kail out because she tried to be tough which backfired, moped which also backfired. Jameka says she wants Kail in because she keeps the dishes in place in the kitchen. (Funny - that wasn’t what they were telling her this morning! hahaha! A little bit of facetiousness Jameka? Say it isn’t so!)

:31 Commercial!

:35 Welcome back - time to talk to Dustin in the HOH. Hi Dustin! Julie asks him if he has any regrets for taking the prizes in the veto comp, and he says he regrets putting Jameka in a compromising position, but outa here he’ll have a great time in Barbados. Julie asks how he feels about Dick’s actions - Dustin says sometimes he takes it a step too far, but for the most part it doesn’t affect Dustin, because Dick takes all the heat.

:36 Moments away from live eviction - who will go! Time for last words (COME ON KAIL WALK OUT!) Kail says she’d like to share that she doesn’t take a week in the house for granted and hopes to stay and looks forward to more good times with them all (HAHAHAHH!) Nick says he knows the votes are set in stone and it is what it is, and directs the rest to Daniele, said she sidetracked him from his game plan and is smitten with her, she’s the bees knees and thanks her for making his time in the house enjoyable and it’ll be hard walking away from BB, but hardest to walk away from her.

:37 Time for live voting.

Jen: Evict Nick
Zach: Evict Kail
How will Jameka’s faith guide her decision? Jameka: Evict Nick

:39 Commercial!

:42 Welcome back! So far its 2-1 in favor of voting out Nick

Eric: We don’t see his vote, but know he had to vote Kail per AC. Julie says that as soon as he got America’s wishes, let’s target them again if Kail doesn’t go and he guarantees that one of them will go home!

Jessica: Evict Nick
Amber (Wahhhhhhhhhmber): Evict Nick
Dick (regrettably): Evict Nick
Daniele (teary): Evict Nick (awwwwww)

:44 The votes are in, time to reveal the votes to the house. By a vote of 6-2, Nick you are evicted from the Big Brother House. Nick hugs Daniele first, then everyone else, as Jameka hugs a crying (SHOCK) Amber. He hugs and kisses Daniele on the cheek, before he goes out to meet Julie Chenbot!

:46 Julie asks him about his feelings for Daniele and if he’ll continue it after the house. Nick says whatever happens, happens, and they move on to the mysterious vote last week for Kail. Nick thinks it was Jen, and its time for Julie to reveal Eric. Who says he’s sorry to see him go, and admits that it was Eric and why. Nick looks confused, and then laughs at the mustard. He says that’s nifty, and it was pretty tricky!

:38 time for goodbye messages. Zach tried his best, and wants to share a beer. Kail says she was told Zach would be there and was surprised, Dick says he’s a good guy and he made a couple mistakes and he’ll be missed. WHAMBER cries and admits that she knew and hopes he’s not mad and she loves him so much. Daniele says she came into the house to play the game, and didn’t think she’d find a special friendship and that they’re BFF and that’s she’s sorry he didn’t make it farther and that’s all.

:49 Quick pan of the yard and giant weird clocky things for the HOH competition!

:50 Commercial!

:52 It’s time for the live HOH competition! Houseguests head to the back yard, where the Power is Up for Grabs. Dustin is not eligible. Competition called Times Up. Everyone climbs onto a pendulum and sit there. If you fall off, you’ll be eliminated. It may sound easy - but there’s a reason it’s called “Times up” The pendulums raise up, and Julie tells them the clock starts Now, and they start swinging back and forth. The last person hanging on will be the new HOH.

:55 This night is full of surprises, and one will happen in just a few minutes. Let’s give Eric his task first! Which houseguest do you want Eric to get nominated? Vote Here! If Eric is the HOH, he will nominate the highest vote-getter but if the highest vote-getter is the HOH then the second highest vote-getter will be Eric’s target. Max of 10 votes. Votes accepted until Midnight PT

:56 Commercial!

:59 Welcome back - Houseguests, it’s time to hang like a bat, upside down! If this was a quaint little house, you’d have dainty birds. But this is the big brother house - we get a shot of NOISY Crows, who just had dinner, and foam spills all over the hanging houseguests. Julie says settle in and hang on!

:00 To see how it plays out, see the internet feed! Let’s go back out and eavesdrop, Goodnight!

And - as a last note - since I’m so far behind the rest of the time zones - I can tell you who won HOH. If you don’t want to know until Sunday’s show - STOP READING NOW. That’s you’re only warning!

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When the feeds finally clicked back on, after we’d missed 1.5 hours of the competition, only Jessica, Kail, Jen and Daniele were still hanging. Jessica fell, and every houseguest was rooting for Daniele - except Jameka who’d throw in something for Kail when she felt Dick’s taunting got out of hand. At one point Dick AND Eric were screaming at Jen, who had made comments to Daniele to get her riled up. Then Jen touched the crossbar and was disqualified - Kail tries to strike a deal, and they work something out, Kail throws Jen under the bus again, and Daniele agrees (but she had her legs crossed! HAHAH!) and Kail drops down -

Daniele wins HOH after hanging there for 2 hours, 20 minutes! Many tears and congrats all the way around!

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