Big Brother Craze

-:30 Hey there, guys! Setting up the post for the live show! I don’t expect any surprises on who gets evicted for those of us watching the Feeds and Spoilers, but I can’t wait to see the HOH competition! The power will shift again, hopefully right on into James or Joshuah’s hands! Come on, guys - save me a week of Natalie’s ‘I told you so’s!

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:00 Previously on Big Brother… here we go, guys, it’s recap time!

:03 Why, hello there, Julie! Looking smashing as usual! It’s day 49, and this week, no more Natalie, it’s time for Naughty Natalia, and she’s proved it to be true by taking control. She struck out on her own and seized the opportunity to force Adam to nominate James and Chelsia in order to break them up. but James won POV, and Joshuah convinces Sharon to offer herself up instead. Tonight, Sharon or Chelsia will be leaving Big Brother. But first… It was Easter in the Big Brother House and eggs weren’t the only things to crack…

:04 Flashback to the Veto Meeting closure, as Chelsia and Sharon hug. Chelsia says that Adam has no backbone and doing the dirty work for Natalie, and she’s pathetic. Joshuah is blown away by how good he is. Natalie says no one sees Sharon as the bigger threat so she won’t be going hom.

:05 Adam talks to Sharon and she assures him they’re good. She tells us that the risk was minimal, and she tells Adam she’s not stressing. She tells us she has the support of the majority of the house.

:06 Chelsia says the situation sucks, you want to turn to someone but can’t, people want one of her or James gone, and he’s been the only person she can trust. People want to break them up because they’re jealous and worried because they’re strong.

James and Chelsia are in their bed, and she’s crying and how being together threw them off. She tells us she walked in to play a game, and developing a relationship for James has screwed her over in the game. James tells her to fight, she says how? And he doesn’t know. She says she wants it, but doesn’t see it happening. She doesn’t want to cry, or be done with it, it sucks.

:08 Natalie is telling stories about her friend and her friend’s sister’s laugh, while Chelsia watches. And Natalie talks about All-Timers disease. Chelsia says she’s throwing out words she doesn’t understand, she’s uneducated. She can’t stand her, and any little thing she does sends her over the edge. Cut to easter egg coloring, and how to mix colors. She’s going on and on about being in her element. Chelsia tells us she just can’t stand her, hasn’t been able too since day one. She’s going to go out of the house with a bang.

:10 Shots of the poor innocent Easter eggs, as Chelsia goes on the attack, smooshes the chocolate bunny and telling Natalie to relax and have some fun. Natlie goes to the spa, and tells us that she’s done and she’d hate to be her family, and thinks that if she acted that way that her family wouldn’t talk to her. Chelsia asks what else to smash - she crushes all the eggs that they worked on. Sheila says she’s dug her own grave, she’s got cruelty that Sheila doesn’t understand. Chelsia says “What are you gonna do, EVICT me?” Sharon took the opportunity to lay low. Chelsia starts to do a puzzle, and says she needs Natalie’s help because she’s not the artist. Natalie is in the spa whispering to herself.

Upstairs Ryan and Adam are watching on the spy screen. “That’s it, she knows she’s going home.” Chelsia says not to look at her like she’s crazy, James says he’s not, she’s just having an off night. James tells us he can’t be connected to her, and will be voting against her.

Coming up, he’s the fast talking Jersey boy, but could Adam be the biggest threat? And the live eviction. Natalie says she wants to see Chelsia leave because she can’t stand her foul mouth and she’s seeking vengeance for Mattie. Sheila says she doesn’t like Chelsia’s attitude and she’s a gossip monger and wants to see her leave. (Hello -pot, kettle, both black!)

:14 Commercial!

:17 Welcome back, time to check in with the houseguests! Hi everyone! Hey baller Julie says - which would you prefer, strained pears or pies? He didn’t get it at first, but says pears, he says he loves them, doesn’t know why or where it came from, he didn’t put it on any of his questions. Julie asks what liking that does for his street cred. He says nothing. Julie mentions the wakeup call, and get to see a clip of Joshuah jumping out of bed, and Sheila attacking ED. Julie says ‘is evel dick your kind of guy, Sheila?” She says absolutely, after being in this house, I understand why he’s so evel and now I’m attracted to him” Julie says he’s a happy man watching.

Natalie, after last weeks eviction, some expected her to fall apart, but you seem ok. Natalie says she’s ok, and she bounces back. She says he’s on her mind every day, he’s a great guy. Julie asks if it’s easier or harder to play without him - Natalie says easy but I still miss him. one more question Natalie - how many letters are in Matts last name -she’s says 8 and Julie asks if it means anything to her, and Natlaie says it could, but she keeps her secrets to herself.

Sharon, if you are evicted, who would you nominate to take care of her friends, and Sharon says they’d go to Natalie. Thanks everyone!

:21 Since entering the BB house, Adam is a mystery, loud mouthed and animated, he’s stayed under the radar, but his family says there’s more to him then people expect. We see him explain how he’s been in 1st gear, but now putting around in 2nd, and they have no idea who they’re messing with. In Cherry Hill, NJ, his family is watching and Jared says that 8-baller is his public persona, but you have to get through the layers to get to Adam. Denise, his mom, says he walks tough, but there’s a soft side under that, he’s a kind and loving person.

She says when he was a kid, he did a lot of charity benefits and loves to help people. She says that when she’s at the store, it’s not unusual for him to help ladies put their grocerys in the car. He has a big heart, even if he acts tough. They say once you meet him, you get to know who he really is, he’s not a maniac. He speaks really really fast, and 90% of the time you won’t understand what he says, you have to learn to take the basic words out of it and put it together yourself. hahaha. His mom says he talked before he walked. Even as a small child, he remembered everything he heard, it’s like a movie cabinet in his mind. It’s like a Rainman ability.

Cut to him explaining where tea comes from.

:23 His friends say he’s extremely intelligent - he can have you tricked, but in the meantime he has it all figured out.

Coming up, the live vote - but first, let’s here what some say about the nominees. Joshuah says that Chelsia is cracking under the pressure an people want her gone. Ryan says that Chelsia is a fierce competitor it’s the opportunity to break her from James. James says Chelsia is currently the USS Titanic and he’s a passenger on the ship, he’s trying to do damage control but the damage is already done.

:25 Commercial

:28 Time to check in with Adam the current HOH. Julie asks since the beginning of the game he’s had ups and downs with Sheila, where do you stand now? He says she has his back, but he never would have put her on the block, they’re solid, he just likes to bust her up a little. When you found out that Alex was in the box, you didn’t raise your hand, did you not do so because James was there? He says for sure he would have voted Alex back in. She asks if Adam is worried about James, and he says yeah, he’s a little worried, he’s had a smooth ride so far, but now all he sees is a bullseye.

:30 We are moments away from the live vote and eviction, will it be Sharon or Chelsia, let’s talk to the noms. One last chance to plead your case - Sharon says she has had an amazing time and if it’s her time to go, it’s her time to go, if not she wants to stay and play. Chelsia says she wants to stay but everything happens for a reason and she’s learned so much and if she leaves, she’s happy, she hasn’t changed for anyone of them, she still has her dignity because she didn’t breastfeed off of any one of them in the house, so give me your vote.

It’s time to vote.
Natlie has been gunning for James, it would be a surprise if she didn’t seek revenge by voting out his girlfriend. Natalie happily votes to evict Chelsia.
Josh talked Sharon onto the chopping block - unfortunately and regretfully evicts CHelsia
Ryan would like to see either of them go, who first? Evict Chelsia
It’s official, Chelsia will be leaving, but let’s see how the rest vote. Sheila votes to evict Chelsia
Even James was disappointed with her actions, but will he remain on her side. James sadly votes to evict Chelsia.

The results are in, and it is unanimous, not even James voted for her to stay. how will she react? Stay with us…

:34 Commercial.

:37 We’re back. The live votes are in, it’s time to reveal the results to the houseguests. By a vote of 5-0, Sharon, you are safe, Chelsia you have been evicted - Chelsia says you can all sit, Adam get a backbone, Sheila you’ve been rode home put away wet, Natalie get an education sweetheart, you need one, Joshuah I love you, she whispers something, and James gives her a big kiss and she tells her to win the game, she hugs Sharon, and then hugs James again and says Blow this house up folks, blow it up!

:28 She goes outside to meet Julie, and everyone is talking about her exit, and Sheila’s all that just goes to show you how jealous she is that Sheila’s been in a mens magazine how immature, so on.

Chelsia says she was telling Joshuah not to psych himself out, he can do anything, she was giving him a pep talk. And she told James that he’ll do very well, and Julie asks why Joshuah? and she says she loves him and wants him to go far with James.

Julie asks her about her two live speeches - she said she didn’t try to get any last votes? She says she knew what was up, and she says when she voted for him, she knew she had played with her head not her heart and told him to do the opposite. Julie says that they didn’t see her campaign, did she quit? Chelsia says that she had talked to people, and knew there was no way she’d get Natalie’s vote, they don’t like each other, she didn’t give up, tried, but they were stuck in stone.

Think back to when you had to choose James vs. the Mystery guest - she says mistake number one was playing with her heart and falling for someone, mistake two was voting him back. Julie says it’s easy looking back, Chelsia agrees, goodbye messages. Joshuah says he’s sorry they couldn’t pull it off, he’s going to avenge her, Sharon says they’ll hang after, Natalie says sorry you’re done, I’ve been praying for you that God opens up your eyes to quit hating on people. James says he cares about her and their time together was special and she’s an amazing person, and he hopes she knows what he knows, that he wants to take what they have outside the house, and it’s worth more then 500k to be with a girl like her.

Chelsia gets teary and says that she tried to come in and play the game, it’s a lot harder then it seems, and its amazing and she doesn’t regret anything she’s done. Julie asks - romance with James outside? She says we’ll see, I want to watch the season and we’ll see.

:44 Coming up next, the HOH competition, who has what it takes? Don’t go away!

:44 Commercial!

:47 And we’re back. (pleasenotnatalieplease) HOH, it’s the most important position in the BB house. Who will be the next HOH? Let’s find out. Houseguests, the power is up for grabs, Adam can’t play.

Since this is an election year, they thought they’d put a few more names on the ballots. We asks the viewers to answer questions. Julie will ask questions based on those answers. Answer by raising your left or right hand. If you get it correct, step forward. Incorrect, remain where you are. Whoever is in the lead after 7 questions will win HOH.

Put on the blindfolds.
1. Who would be more likely to recarve mount rushmore to contain only their face, Josh or Sheila? Correct answer is - Joshuah, everyone except for Sheila and James moves one step forward.

2. Who would give BB winnings to charity, Sheila or Adam? Adam - everyone except Sharon and Ryan move forward.

3. Who would like themselves out of the white house, Adam or Sheila? Adam everyone but James and Joshuah take a step forward.

4. Who would have a more interesting biography - James or Sheila? James - everyone but Sheila and Sharon move forward.

5. Who would they prefer to lead them into battle. Ryan or James? James Everyone except for Sharon and James move forward. James, give yourself more credit!

6. Who would give a more inspiring speech, Natalie or Joshuah? Natalie - everyone except Josh/Ryan move forward (NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

7. Who would stop their motorcade to let a squirrel cross the road, Sharon or Natalie? Sharon, everyone but James, Sheila and Natalie step forward.

Natalie wins HOH! (…..noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! OMG we’ll never hear the end of this…)

:54 Commercial while I bang my head and prepare to stab myself in the eardrum in prep for the upcoming week…

:56 Welcome back, let’s talk to Natalie. You’re still wearing your victory gloves, how does it feel? She says it feels great, and she’s overjoyed, she can’t wait to see her family, friends and animals and hear her CD. Congrats once again.

Who will Natalie nominate for Eviction? Find out Sunday - then Tuesday at nine, who will win POV, then next Wednesday, another live eviction.

Goodnight, let’s eavesdrop on the houseguests…. Natalie is already on the “God gave me signs! I told you!” to Ryan…

So, what did you think if the show? Think Natalie will try to backdoor James? Whatever will we do with a whole week of the Bible Thumper in power? Someone send me chocolate… I think I’ll need it!