Big Brother Craze

-:20 Setting up the post for the live show! If you can’t watch it, or wait for it, in your time zone (like me!) hit up this page here, or this one here. Both will show the Live Show for you! And be sure to follow along as I type my fingers to the bone, including the HOH competition tonight which we expect to be endurance! WHOO! Bring it on, BB, I gotta case of Diet Coke and chex mix… I’m ready!

In the meantime- check out Renny’s HOH blog and pictures!

:00 Previously on Big Brother… Here we go, kids!

:02 Hello Julie! Looking stunning in black, tonight. its day 45 inside the BB house, with Renny in power, her allies thought it would be an easy week, assuming Reny would break up the showmance. But Renny proved to be a wild card by following her own agenda, bu nominating Jerry and April. Tonight, one of them will be leaving for good. But first - for the 3rd night in a row, the vote could come down to Dan. But is his vote for sale?

Flashback to the Veto Ceremony where Dan mentions the money, but doesn’t use the Veto. Dan tells us that there are two people left with money, April and Jerry - by not saying who made the offer it’ll cause chaos. April says she never offered him a specific amount, so if he was trying to make himself feel better - people will find out. Jerry says she never offered him money, it had to be April, he’ll ride this week out. Michelle says here we go, crazy veto meeting, who offered the money? I’m gonna find out, I want that person gone.

:05 Michelle goes in and asks Renny who offered the money, Renny says ask him - and she keeps pushing, he said it to call them out. eesha says they’ll do wahtever they can, they tell her to go find out. Michelle goes to Dan, and says he called them out, he says that he didn’t want to expose them, doesn’t say anything. He leaves, Memphis comes by, and sayus she looks concerned. Memphis thinks they both did - Michelle says that April’s face meant she didn’t offer him money, she was surprised. They think it’s Jerry, or it could be mother. Michelle tells us she believes it was Jerry, she doesn’t trust him and he needs to leave the game.

:07 Outside by the pool, Keesha says tehre is no way she’s changing her vote, she can’t have APril stay, she’d be an idiot.Memphis says they all would be if they left her in the house - he can’t stand Jerry, but would rather run the risk of Jerry winning HOH then her - everyone needs to stop assuming and believe what’s in front of them.

Nighttime at the hot tub - April says this week is hell, her ass is up, she hasn’t done anything, she doesn’t deserve it, nothing except do dishes and make cakes and give people stuff, it’s so hard, she hasn’t done anything. Ollie says people see that, April says it’d be silly for Michelle and Dan not to vote her way, that there’s only one person who hates her and she’s just jealousy. She tells us that she’s gon na try and make them vote her way. ollie says she’s helped Dan, and April says America would look at him terribly if he doesn’t vote for her after all she’s done, it’s time for him to play her side.

:09 Ollie talks to Michelle, and she says no one’s said anything to her, they already have a plan. Ollie says keeping April is best for Michelle - they’d never put up MIchelle. Ollie thinks they can get Dan’s vote, and they say she’s closer to him then they are, and want him to vote their way. He’s the wild card three weeks in a row. She doesn’t want Jerry there, Michelle says she has to vote with the house though, or become a target.

:10 Dan’s outside playing ball with Ollie. Ollie tells him they think of him highly, he’s not a target. He askes him how he’d vote? Dan says he doesn’t know, and Ollie wants him to consider where April is coming from, and if he keeps him there that if he keeps APril they won’t put him up. That’s 3 of 6 players that he’s sure on, including himself. His vote is the swing vote, its his call. Dan says he doesn’t know, and if things don’t work out, don’t be mad… Ollie says well, the thing is you don’t have to worry about that if you vote to keep her here!

:12 Inside, April asks Dan to talk - they go to the Spa and close the door. April says that she has a couple things to get off her chest, she asks if Jerry offered her money, she wants him to come to her and let her know. Dan says he has nothing with Jerry, April says that money might not entice him, but she’ll give him money for his vote - if there’s anything she can do she’ll do. Dan says she’ll think about it. Dan tells us it blows his mind that he’s the swing vote, that it’s tempting, they know that they can’t win without him.

Coming up - April and Ollie can find their showmance cut short, can love last outside? Their families weigh in. Ollie Michelle Memphis talk about the nominees. Ollie says there’s thousands of reasons to keep April, they connect better then anyone in his life and it’d be important to keep her. Michelle says to keep April would go against the house, but she’d love to keep her because she’d keep her safe for a while. memphis says that he wants to evict April because she’s after him, then there’s Jerry, he’s old, he bothers him, he’s a liar, talks behind his back, did I mention he’s a liar?

:15 Commercial!

:17 Welcome back! Ollie and APril have gone from showmance to romance, but what do their families and friends think of this televised affair? Cut to April and Ollie talking in the pool about living together. Ollie says if they know he’s happy their fine. Cut to Ollie’s church and Pastor Ed, his dad, preaching. He says that his upbringing made Ollie waht he is today, and being a christian and his morals made him a good man. They were strict.

In the pool, Ollie says he wants to stay with her - she says there’s millions of her at home. Cut to April’s sister and family. Her twin says that they were inseparable, and April was the more dominateing then her. Ollie’s a lot like Angela, and he reminds her of home. She says APril and Ollie are full on showmance, someone who portrays a romance for a show. Ollie’s dad says he doesn’t know its real or fake, if real go son, if fake, watch yourself. Ollie’s mom says watching him romance a girl on tv was unnerving, and his dad says he’s 27 and he thinks he’ll make the right decisions. Flash to the ‘will you marry me line - and Angela says”Not without asking ME!” Angela says it was shocking, hopefully they’ll slow things down outside the house.

Cut to Ollie and April planning on living together. gag.

:22 Let’s go to the living room! Ollie, it’s been a scary week for you - let’s take a look. They show him and the Crows, and his runnning away, as everyone laughs - including Ollie and April. Ollie waht is this thing with you and Birds? Ollie says he can’t explain it, its been since he was little, he don’t like birds, they’re dirty! Dirty! From the hitchcock film. Dan, congrats on winning the first comp - how excited were you to win something? He says it was exciting, it’s been no secret he sucks. Renny, you were very emotional seeing the pictures of your parents - why did it hit you that way? Renny says you never know what will hit you when you open that door, wanted to see her family, and when she saw her mother and father, they were wonderful parents and left her with loving memories that she’ll carry with her, even though they’re gone, she’s proud they were her parents, they were beautiful. She’s teary now…

Jerry - you’ve been on slop for almost half your stay, and you had a tough time.. how are you handling it day after day? He says 26 outa 44 days is more then half - take it and swallow fast, fry it hard! Julie says everyting is better fried.

Audience question - Memphis, who would you bring back if you could bring back an evicted houseguest? He says Brian, just for giggles.

:25 April or Jerry - who will be voted out? let’s here what Keesha and Dan say. Keesha says April walks around thinking she’s so much better, I’m like stop bragging, constantly, omg, omg, I want her to GO. Dan says keeping Jerry in could be a liability because he lies, April and Ollie are fighting to keep her in, once again he’s the swing vote and he doesn’t want to be in that position.

:26 Commercial!

:29 Welcome back. Its the last hour of Renny’s reign as HOH, let’s talk to her. For weeks we’ve seen the kooky renny and the playful renny - then HOH brings out the serious player. Has your housemates underestimated you? REnny says she hopes so, but what you’re seeing is the true Renny, she says things sometimes, but she’s a very strategic player in life, and gives 110% to everything she does and hopes she’s playing the game so America is crazy about her. The crazy renny is the real renny - her parents, she attributes them for making her the strong woman she is today. Jullie says her serious side is wary of Mephis - why? Renny says yeah, since day one, she wants to see him go. She thinks he thinks he’s won already, he’s shrude and needs to learn some things about respect.

:31 We’re moments away from the live vote and eviction - April, or Jerry. Tonight’s evicted houseguest will join Libra as the second member of the Jury. Time to talk to the nominees. Onelast chance to plead your case. April says ok, she’s grateful to have gotten to know them, every moment laughs or fighting she’ll treasure, she asks that they vote what’s best for them, play for you. If it’s me that you choose, at least you wont have to have the cereal boxes in descending order, no worries.

Jerry says other then the ays of slop, the days have been special, something Joanne and he will talk about for years to come, a lot of memories. IF he’s evicted, he won’t take any sour grapes with him, he’ll play with an open mind, his word is his word and he tries to keep it, congrats on making it this far.

It’s time for the live vote.
Keesha she was once an allie, but her dislike for April is known. VTE April.
Memphis has had issues with Jerry, but thinks April is the bigger threat. VTE April
Ollie and APril have been inseperable. It’d be a shock if he voted against her. VTE Jerry
April made Dan an offer, Cash for his vote, was it an offer he couldn’t refuse. VTE J… I no VTE April.

Its official, but let’s see how Michelle votes. She sadly votes to evict April.

:35 We’ll break the news to the houseguests when we return. Commercial!

:38 We’re back! Let’s give the news to the houseguests. By a vote of 4-1, April you are evicted from the Big Brother house. She hugs Jerry, everyone else moves to the door. Hug for Michelle, Keesha, Renny, Memphis, Dan.. THen long hug and a kiss and an I’ll miss you from ollie and she walks out the door.

Inside, Ollie is silent, waiting by the back door, Jerry thanks everyone. Julie says there were interesting relationships in the house - always trouble between her and Keesha, April says that she has nothing bad to say about her, but she trusted her then turned on her. She’s still confused why the house turned, she’ll get her answers when she watches the season. Ollie, you isolated yourself with him, is that partly why you got evicted? APril says she hopes not, it was important to have a best friend and you had to take yourself out of the game, Ollie was her sanity. Julie says if you knew being involved with him would lead to your eviction, would you have gotten involved? She says absolutely. What’s in the future? APril says he had plans to move to AZ before hand - but it helps, and they’ll live apart, take it a step back, but that’s the way they’ll do it. And the Marriage was a joke… They joke a lot. Julie asks if she pictures marrying him, having kids, April says that you have a lot of time to think in the house, their friendship has grown, she’s grateful for that. (Aka - NOPE.)

Goodbye message - Dan, you’re ambitious, and that hurt your game, Ollie didn’t help, it was nothing personal. Renny says she’s amazing, viviacious, intelligent, competitive and the toughest lady she’s met. Keesha says it had been up and down, no matter how hard they tried, they just can’t find middle ground. Ollie says he enver expected to find what he did in her, he promises she’ll be his main motivtion - will you be my first girlfriend - he wants an answer the second he sees her….

Julie says and the answer? She says Yes. She’s off to join Libra - April says dun dun dun… More with April on the Early show, and housecalls. Coming up - who will be the next HOH, stay with us….

Looks like a jungle and ropes out back… Michelle was right again!

:44 Commercial!

:49 Welcome back! HOH - The power is up for grabs! Renny can’t play as outgoing HOH. We all know that living in the BB can be wild, it’s called King of the Jungle. be the last person hanging on the vine, and you’ll be HOH. The competition starts now. They’re getting rained on as they sit on little platforms and hang on. Michelle says she’s glad she straightened her hair for an hour and a half - Dan says he lives in a jungle. So far so good - is everyone holding on tight? hope so - those vines have a life of their own - they’re swung up and out! Dan wants to know who’s afraid of heights - Michelle says not her… Memphis says “they’re gonna drop us…”

Julie says there’s more surprises up ahead, but first - it’s time for America’s vote… you can vote for someone to have a call from home! Which houseguest would you like to see get a call from home? Vote at cbs.com for free! Votes accepted until midnight PST tonight!

:52 Commercial!

:55 Welcome back - before we go into the back yard, some big news. Thursday with a special Double Live Eviction episode! The houseguests will be shocked to learn that by the end of the hour 2 will be evicted - it’s Fast Forward time - a whole week in a single hour!

:56 ow, lets check with the houseguests and see how they’re holding up. Everyone’s doing fine - seem pretty easy? Dan says no… you hear that? Ollie looks SCARED - Julie says hold on tight, and…they’re swung into the wall! OMG. That’s awesome! *LMAO* Then swung back up! Dan “We don’t have to pay for this ride! WOO!

Memphis “Oh. My. God.”

Ollie “OH MAN!:

Everyone’s screaming… Memphis “GET SOME!” HAHAHA! this is AWESOME. I wanna play!!!

Alrighty - new top post for the duration of the HOH competition! See you there!