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-:50 We’re just about a little less then an hour away from all the fun and fantasticness that is a fast forward! I’ll be here to cover it live, as it happens, as always. Scroll down to the post for the link to where you can watch online East Coast Time while you read along. As always- thanks for hanging out here with me at Big Brother Craze!

Soon, all our questions will be answered… Who will get evicted (though we assume, Michelle) will win HOH? Get Nom’d? Win POV? Will it be used? Who will join Michelle on the way to the Jury House? Was ANY punishment given to Ollie for his temper tantrum that will satisfy the masses? (My bet? probably not.) Will Lessa’s fingers fall off in the process of typing the recap and the aftermath? All this and more, just 50 minutes from now… stay tuned!

:00 Previously on Big Brother - here we go, kids! Before the next hour is over, two houseguests will be sent packing in this special episode of Big Brother 10! A week of game in one night… it’s Big Brother Fast Forward! WHOO! It all starts now, live on BB10!

:02 Hello Julie! It’s day 52, and the houseguests don’t know it yet, but they’re in for Big Brother Fast foward. Jerry or Michelle will be evicted, then HOH, that HOH will nominate and the POV will be played then a second houseguest will be evicted… but First…

Dan has gone from the sidelines to calling all the plays, leaving the house in utter chaos. Flashback to the POV ceremony. Ollie said he’s so angry Dan didn’t follow through, he disrespected him and mocked him, the biggest snake in the game. Dan says it was his goal to cause utter chaos and confusioni. Jerry says he plans to do and say nothing, he feels Michelle will self destruct. Michelle drops f-bomb after f-bomb in the diary room. Effed with the wrong person. Dan says wanna make an omlet you have to break some egs. the Spew crew are in the back room, Ollie tells us that no one in this world would do what dan has done, he’s a plant.. let’s call him out. It’s temper tantrum time!

Ollie says got some stories, lets call them out, take it for whatevers worth. Keesha says they turned on him, Michelle yells he told me to say your name, Keesha says she’d be crazy, and Michelle is he’s a plant, that picture is a fake. The three parts of the deal, put memphis up, save Michelle, and Ollie gets to select the pov replacement - Dan gets up to walk away and Ollie tells him to sit down, and Dan says stay there and watch it blow? heck now, he got the heck outa there. Meanwhile Ollie is getting more and more worked u - he was HOH. memphis asks what it has to do with anything, Ollie says he’s a plant, he lied, Monicas there, Memphis tells us Ollie got played and the things that come out of his mouth the conspracy theories are crazy. Keesha says she can’t complain because she’s not on the block - she and Memphis point out they knew it, Ollie says you won’t see the nice me anymore - they don’t show him dropping the F-bombs though. That’s so not what he said.

Anyway - Ollie goes upstairs and asks why Dan played him for a fool, Dan says it’s a game. Ollie says play games, stay at home and play monopoly, disrespected him in front of millions. He won’t save himself next week, no one to blame but himself, he’s embarassed in front of millions, he goes downstairs. (sigh. not the rest of his temper tantrum. I’m disappointed CBS)

Renny joins the Fab Four upstairs, and says it wasn’t necessary and Dan tells her it was gonna get sticky… then Renny says she’s too old for it - OH! There’s the temper tantrum! They are showing it, with Evil Dick Music! They watch from upstairs as he tosses the lollipop, smashes the lamp, and goes around tossing the weight bench, play with me I’ll play with you, eff you! eff you!

Michelle goes upstairs, and Dan says he’ll talk, but not if she yells. She doesn’t yell, and says she doesn’t understand, she’s the only one who hasn’t screwed him, he didn’t go through with the deal, why would you do me like that? Why didn’t you put Ollie up. Dan says he gambled with her life, ask Ollie. She tells us in DR, it’s not fun getting back doored for something she didn’t do - tell her this was the plan, or that she’s a good player, but she can’t believe anything.

:11 The houseguests are in for a shock, lets go into the living room. I hope your ready - your about to experience a weeks worth of big brother in a single night. It’s a double eviction, two will be leaving - only five will remain. Let’s get started (silence in the living room…)

Plead your case! Jerry says in the 75 years I’ve lived I’ve seen a lot of ups and downs, I’d have just missed another pothole I’ve had a great ride, it’s time for you, your vote your choices. Michelle says she’s grateful and thankeful and is crying as she uses Angie’s speech again, vote for yourself, not the person next to you, if it benefits you, vote for me to stay, she loves them all.

Time for the live vote to begin. Dan only votes in a tie. Keesha is up first.

Keesha appears to have alligned with Dan, will she follow the plan? VTE Michelle.
Memphis was instrumental to backdoor michelle, but dislikes jerry VTE Michelle.
Ollie feels responsiblefor Michelle going up and will do what he can to sav her. VTE Jerry.
Renny’s vote wills eal michelle’s fate, or cause a tie. VTE Michelle, I love you but have to VTE you.

With three votes to evict, Michelle will be leaving. Let’s break the news. by a vote if 3-1, Michelle you are evicted. Michelle is in tears as she hugs everyone, and heads out the door. Inside, Ollie runs back to his room to get something, then heads back out as we hear Keesha and Dan talk about what’s coming up…

Jullie- Michelle, before replacement nom roulette you felt safe - why did you become the target? Michelle says that she thinks he was the target the whole time, he’s a plant, more then meets the eye, something isn’t right, everything is more then a game and he wants to make a fool of everyone in the house and that’s what he did. She tells her that everyone was strangers - Michelle says he’s crazy, so he’s going to be sitting here in a few minutes. She says she thinks he’s Petrified. Scared of me. Julie points out her temper, Michelle says she’s calm, and Julie is surprised… this is the calm Michelle, and Dan tried to say sorry and he can stick it you know where. Julie sends her to the jury house. They’ll talk more with Michelle on the morning show, and housecalls. Who will be the next HOH? Who will be evicted? Find out live, next!

:18 Commercial!

:21 Welcome back - it’s all happening in this hour. By the end of the evening one more houeguest will be sent packing, but first, it’s time for the new HOH.

Houseguests, the power is up for grabs. Dan, you can’t play. It’s called big brother headlines. Recently we asked viewers questions based on imaginary headlines of the futyre, they voted on the houseguests they thought best fit. You’ll have tow houseguests, Jerry, memphis, Ollie, Keesha, or Renny. You’re answer will be the name. You’ll answer by stepping up, or down. The one with the most points, wins.

1. Who - big brother 10 hoursgests gets lost on the way home from work - up for Jerry, down for Keesha. Keesha - Renny is wrong.

2. headlines national comedy tour… Dan or Renny. Correct answer is Renny - memphis is wrong.

3. Called a hero after saving family from burning building, Dan or Ollie - Dan - only Jerry gets a point and pulls ahead.

4. entrusted with national security secret - Jerry or Memphis. Jerry (what?!) Memphis is wrong.

5. Life story made into a feature film - jerry or Renny - Renny - she’s the only to get it right.

6. Big Brother 10 houseguest arrested by fashion police, Memphis or Ollie - Memphis. Jerry and Keesha right, Jerry’s ahead by one.

7. Beats jessie in arm wrestling - Dan or Keesha - Keesha - it’s a TIE! COME ON KEESHA!

Tie breaker question is a number. Whoever is closest without going over is new HOH. If both are over, person closet wins. When America gave you lollipops - how many total were on the table after the food competition…. (come on come on come on)

They both say 100. it was 218. Next question. In one giant week - if you add winners times from all three heats, what will the total time be in seconds…. (keesha makes a face…)

Julie asks for an answer immediately…Jerry says 320 - Keesha says 500 - correct number is 1566 - KEESHA IS THE NEW HOH! WHOOOOOOOOO!!! She hugs Dan and Renny, and Memphis and Dan shakes Jerry’s hand… who will be next on the block? Stay with us!

(OMG THAT WAS STRESSFUL!)

:29 Commercial!

:32 We’re back! Moments ago, keesha became the HOH - now she has to nominate two. Keesha, face your housemates and make your nomination. She says it’s hard - Memphis, Dan and Renny have stood behind her for the whole game, so she has to name Jerry and Ollie. Houseguests -get ready, for the Veto competition is next. Will the POV save Jerry or Ollie? The Veto competition and the second live vote and eviction when we return!

:33 Another commercial. That was fast. *L*

:37 - we’re back finally, the POV must be ready at last. Heh. Ok, fingers crossed.

Welcome back to BB 10. It’s been a wild night, Michelle sent packing, Keesha HOH, Jerry and Ollie are nominated It’s time for the POV Competion. Veto in a haystack - buried in the haystakes, you have to race and find them - but only return one at a time. First to return both and ring the buzzer wins POV. GO! They’re diving through the hay - hay is FLYING everywhere… Dan is the first to find a Veto - and Renny Memphis and Keesha are right behind him - Memphis dives back in… DAN HAS THE SECOND ONE! Memphis iss right behind him, and DAN WINS THE POV! WHOOOOOOO! THEMS MY BOYS! You can hear the live crowd go CRAZY!

Renny jumps up in Dan’s arms and gives him a huge hug. He shakes Jerry’s hands, Ollie looks upset, and there’s a LOT of heavy breathing going on. WHOO! The next eviction is coming up -stay with us!

:41 Commercial!

:44 And we’re back again! Dan has just won the POV, will he use it? Let’s listen in to any last minute strategy… Dan’s still breathing heavy.. everyones laughing - Keesha’s excited to have heard everyone laugh.. she’s talking to Jerry - everyone is talking instead of Ollie, who’s in the back room. Julie calls them to the Veto Meeting.

Dan still hasn’t caught his breath, he’s trying. Dan - as winner, you may remove - plead your case! Jerry says I said it all earlier… Fact he’s there, the longer you stay the better you feel, he knows it’d been a long haul, he’s played hard too, did a couple POVs and an hoh and held out pretty good for an old guy. Ollie spits a piece of hay out of his mouth - says it is what it is, Here we are, Dan, you can play another game, play another game of roulette, and maybe I’ll get lucky.

Julie calls for Dan’s decision - he says he appreciates the speeches, the humor in Ollies, however, there’s been certain people on the opposite side of the house - he does not use the veto.

:47 Coming up - either Jerry or Ollie will be evicted. Stay right here! Commercial!

:50 Welcome back! It’s been a roller coaster ride - now, either Jerry or Ollie will be following Michelle. Houseguests, we have no time to waste - it’s time for the live voting. Keesha, you can’t vote as HOH. Dan, you’re first.

Dan double crossed ollie and fueded with jerry - how will he vote? VTE Ollie.
Renny has had a good relationship with both (what?! *L*) - VTE Ollie
It’s official -Ollie will leave, how will Memphis vote? VTE - Ollie.

(WHOOHOOOOO!)

The votes are in and Ollie has been evicted. Let’s give the news to the houseguests. By a vote of 3-0, Ollie stands up before Julie even stops talking, goes straight to the door and out. “see you later good luck”

Inside, Jerry asks if the people there will talk to him, Memphis says it’s all good, they woork as a team they’re tough sons of a guns… Keesha hugs him Dan shakes his hand, he promises no sour grapes, hugs Renny… Memphis even says at this point, there’s no teams anymore.

Back to the outside of the house with julie and Ollie…

Ollie, that was the fasted exit in BB history - you bolted. He said he knew, it was his turn, he could fel it, he’s a competitor.Things don’t always go his way, he’s thankful for the opportunity. Julie - you were upset with dan… he says ahhh, she says be honest. He says he was upset, but it’s more confused. obviously you do things to advance your game, but at the same time he doesn’t know how the others feel about him… Julie - he betrayed you, was it any different then wwhat you did week one with Brian? He said no, it boiled down to an eye for an eye - Ollie got him, Dan got him back, Ollie figured they were one one, but he gave him the okey doke and mocked eveyrone and that’s what he was upset about. Future with April? hopefully a bright future, never met anyone like her, plans to keep her around as long as possible, but he has to get his answer. Julie -who knew he’d have teh showmance. He’s off to join April now, but he’ll be back Sept 16th to help crown the winner.

Tune in Sunday to see who is HOH, and who do they nominate, Tuesday POV, next thursday the next live eviction.

:56 Lets eavesdrop on the houseguests… everyone looks kind of stunned, and tired. Jerry thanks them for keeping him, it’s been a long 52 days and thanks for making him feel welcome. He teases keesha about saying “it is so boring…’

:57 And we’re clear… OMG what a SHOW!

*thud*