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Renny is in the kitchen, Ollie/Keesha at the counter, Michelle/Jerry in the spa, Memphis/Dan playing chess.. updates where you know they’ll be… After the cut!

Keesha: I think that’s what they’re doing…
Ollie: huh?
Keesha: fixing the light.
Ollie: oh. (shrugs) sorry big brother.

He heads to the back room.

And this just in - the brief flash of Jerry/Michelle.. she thinks Dan’s a plant. I know. Shocking. No word on what type of plant… perhaps a venus fly trap. Thoughts?

BB: houseguests, the lockdown is over.

Michelle and Keesha in the kitchen..
Michelle: I still can’t believe he fucking tried to vote you out that week, when we thought it was someone else.
Keesha: yeah, I didn’t know that.
Michelle: wondered why they locked us in..
Keesha: to fix the light. I heard them
Michelle: yeah I came out of the DR and was like what the hell? Lights, keys, lollipops.
Keesha: someone was really maaaaad.

Keesha, Memphis and Dan are outside:
Memphis: Keesha, you look worried…
Keesha: I gotta ask ya something, did you do this? did you try to keep Libra in the house?
Dan: (laughs) yup, yup I did it! Libra came to me and I asked where she had the votes - to name names, and she couldn’t.

Dan: Keesha, if they keep telling you this.. please tell me! This is the first time I’ve laughed all day! I wish you could have seen him about Monica, he never forgets a pretty face
Keesha: They were saying that down here! She was sitting in the back of the van..
Dan: what? We were separated by gender! It was all dudes!

Keesha says they really believe he’s America’s Player, that he can’t win the money, he’s getting paid, but can win the money…

Dan: It should tell you something that she threw Ollie under the buss within two hours.
Keesha: I know! I dn’t care what she tells me, she can talk until she’s blue in the face.
Dan: that LIbra thing though…
Keesha: He said you came to him and tried to save Libra
Memphis: you told us that conversation when it happened!
Keesha: yeah, little do they know, he came up to me and told me right after…

Dan: sorry about not teling you about talking him out of it..
Keesha: I was jsut thrown off about it, because I didn’t know..
Dan: it was just to keep Ollie occupied.
Memphis: we have to figure out what to do about Jerry… they were all in the sauna room.
Dan: yeah, she gave him a big hug..
Keesha: have to give them a bit..
Dan: you know, you could say you want to kick me out of the group, and put him in…

Renny comes out…
Renny: Don’t leave me in there!
Dan: How about that - tell Jerry that you want to kick Dan out of our group..
REnny: first off, you cannot even talk to him! That’s for the world, you can feel the steam coming out of his ass!
Dan: what is he so pissed about?
Memphis: unless Ollie told him the plan!
Dan: that’s what it is! Come to think of it, last night he told me I’d follow with the third part of the plan…
Memphis: that makes sense… that’s why he’s pissed..
Keesha: there’s no control that was there before…
Memphis: that’s funny.. Ollie’s an idiot for telling him.

Dan: Just so you know, when Ollie was out there, I told Ollie they had to protect me…
Keesha; renny - Michelle’s already offering to put up Ollie!
Memphis: and I told her I’d think about it, but you know..
Keesha; did you hear about the fish? She’s all like well, I hope they keep getting fed when I’m gone… I’m like here we go…
Renny: another three days of this.. I might get sick.
Dan: if you want to lock yourself upstairs you can…
Memphis: you think they’ll give us wine tonight?
Renny: I freaking hope so! If the wine comes? I’m taking a glass and hiding it
Dan: put it in the freezer, tell her we only got beer.
Keesha: she’ll be hovering.
Dan: they’ll give it to us for more footage for Thursday.

Memphis: Luxury comp!
Renny: fly 4 of you to NY, broadway play and dinner..
Dan: renny, the colonel, ollie and michelle..
Memphis laughs
Renny: Oh, that’s supposed to be funny?!

Renny: the colonel, he’s in such an awkward position, you know?
Memphis: it’s called no one likes him and he’s on the block..
Renny: and he’ll be there next week too!
Dan: third times a charm..
Memphis: worked with Jessie!

Renny goes back inside.

Dan: you think I’d keep Libra over Keesha?!
Memphis: Dude.
Dan: think Michelle will lighten up?

Renny: don’t make fun of my biscuits ya hear? I haven’t made a biscuit in 30 years. You want scrambled eggs? (She made Breakfast for Dinner - a favorite at Lessa’s house!)
Dan/Memphis: wahtever easier. That’s good.
Dan: I’ll do the dishes tonight. It’ll give me something to do.
she goes back in.

Memphis: we just have to be careful what deals we make if we get there.. you’re dealing will be obsolete. Remember that.
Dan: From here on out I won’t even try.
Memphis: there’s no way they’ll believe you after that. That’s a whole nother can of worms..

Dan: you know how I said I wouldn’t shave my head? I think I’d do that.
Memphis: I think it’s only guys… I don’t think a chick would do that..
Dan: why not? we have enough wigs around…

Dan: dude, I know, my deal making is like null from here on out. Or if I do and they believe me? They deserve to go.
Memphis: (laughs)

Memphis: we don’t win HOH this week, we’re gonna get screwed.
Dan: yup.

Keesha rejoins.
Keesha; half the stuff that comes out of their mouth doesn’t even make sense!
Dan: I still wanna bring the picture down and put it on the table.
Keesha: she was all next time your up there… study it real close!
Dan: if Ollie wins one of us is definitely going home, with Jerry it’s 75%.
Memphis: if we win HOH, we’re fine, even if one of them wins POV.
Dan: yeah, and even if we won, we wouldn’t be in your face..
Keesha: like I said, arrogance is the problem with some of these people.
Dan: Like I said, I didn’t mean to get arrogant in my speech
Keesha: I dind’t think you were arrogant
memphis: You just got a little worked up, it was funny..
Keesha: i understand dan… it’s hard not to get worked up.

Dan: I should start doing some crazy stuff…
Keesha; crazier then you already do? I gotta give them some credit, you do do some crazy stuff
Memphis: yeah, right?!
Dan: I should build USA in pillows in the back yard.
Memphis: write something in pool balls on the table, just to see what they say. Dan is #1.

Dan: I can’t believe they think that picture is fake! If your on the internet… go to statenews.com and look through the athletic pictures.. type in… (Fish.)

Keesha; DAN! What animal did Jerry call me! I won’t tell you more stories, if you don’t tell me!
Dan: we’re not talking about that right now!
Keesha: Dan! How am I gonna remember?
Memphis: it’s a zoo animal! I can smell the bacon through the door… Where’s these biscuits at?
Dan: ooooooh those are the real deal, put a little honey on ‘em…

Dinner time for the Fantastic Four. Memphis and Dan are all compliments, and how lucky they are to have Renny. Ollie walks through, Renny tells him there’s dinner, he walks by with a muttered thanks, then turns around and goes right back to bed.

Memphis says his stepdad always cooked extra…
Memphis: I’d be like Dad.. do we really need 27 pork chops? There’s only 6 of us…

Random chitchat.

Renny: I picked up all the keys and put it back, and I was like Colonel? I can’t find your key, do you know where it is? and he was all there is no key, I’m on the block..
Memphis: (laughs) you’re so bad…

Dan: You realize we’ve spent 50 days together?
Renny: You could be my second husband! What are those laws in California?
Dan: over a thousand hours, nonstop.
Memphis: you’ve spent more time with me then your girlfriend!
Dan: and I haven’t even gotten anything from you! No presents, America. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Outside, Renny and Keesha are on the couches, talking numbers
Keesha: there’s no way to figure out the final four. That’ll be one stressful week, if we make it that far.
Renny: wow. That’s just…
Keesha: Say - I wouldn’t even know where to place you to keep you safe if I was HOH. I’d want to keep you off the block, but if one wins POV, they come off, and control the vote.
Renny: So you don’t know how it’s gonna play out…
Keesha: No way you could possibly know. That’s just crazy.

Renny: you know he’s bullshitting us in an alliance… Dan..
Keesha: But there’s nothing anyone can do for us at the final four. There’s no way anyone can know that, because one person controls the vote.
Renny: but the only chance either of those two, to win, it would be between those two, if they’re that lucky. Neither could win against you. Understand what I mean?
Keesha: That’s not true - I don’t believe that in the least bit. Yo think people would vote me over them? No way. Libra and April, and Michelle going?No way. I don’t think so.
Renny: I do. If it ended up those two… that’s what I think. It makes more sense.
Keesha: hopefully it won’t be that way. I couldn’t sleep last night, I keep thinking about it, but I have to come to the conclusion that I don’t have control over it. I do believe they’ll take us final four… but after that it’s a matter of luck.
Renny: but do you risk? It would be too risky to put the person you don’t want to go on the block. That’d be more of a risk.
Keesha: yeah. I don’t know, because.. I don’t know.
Renny: Everyone gets to play, so it’d be two against two.
Keesha: It has to change -if you win pov, if you took someone off you’d go up, so you can’t take anyone off at all.
Renny: yeah, you’d have to have the person you trust not on the block…
Keesha: ok, so you win, you put up Dan/Memphis, which means I vote. But - Memphis wins, he comes off and I go up - and Memphis decides.
Renny: what about HOH?
Keesha: HOH never decides, only if it’s a tie.. there’s no tie with one person voting! Your game can be completely flipped upside down.
Renny: yah, but if the person is…
Keesha: it’s all luck from there. OK, listen, your HOH, you leave me off, so I can vote. but if memphis wins, he takes himself off, I go up,. so MEMPHIS votes… who leaves? See how it gets switched around..
Renny: ok, so say it was you and Memphis, with Dan, and Memphis wins, and Dan goes up then… wow. This game is nasty, nasty…

The boys come back outside to join them.

Dan: She wants to talk.
Memphis: Dude, she needs to slow down a little bit.
Keesha: she’s gonna drive herself insane.
Dan: She said she thought she handled it well, and if she’s gonna go she wants these few days to be normal…
Keesha; we get alcohol?
Memphis: i didn’t check, I think she probably did.
Dan: she’s gonna ask me about the tiebreaker, I know it.
Renny: just say today was over the top. Don’t do what you don’t wanna do.
Dan: I already told her I’d talk to her.

Keesha: she’s gonna go thorugh mood swings. She’s pissed off again. She just stalked out of the room.
Dan: I don’t know if this is TMI but on the vine she said she had stuff going on..
Keesha: oh she told me she had her period..
Dan: That still going on?
Keesha: She’s always on her period, man.
Renny: I’ve never seen so many women on their monthly…
Dan: is that why I couldn’t use your bathroom… oh way, she’s… never mind.
Memphis: TO MUCH INFORMATION!

Renny: I just wish we had a double eviction next week and those other two can go…
—–hahahahhah!
Keesha: then there will be a doorbell, and someone comes back…
Renny: if it was april, omg…

BB: houseguests… please raise the southwest awnings..

(Everyone laughs because they jumped with ‘houseguests’)

Renny: She’s gonna get freakier.. her eyes…
Memphis: yeah, she’s sitting at the table, and she was like… freaky. She’s sitting there by herself.

Dan: what do you think the discussion in the Jury House is right now?
Dan: Oh my god, I never wanted you to leave!
Memphi: he made me do it! Man.. I’d love to be a fly on the wall for those conversations, and when Michelle leaves? oh my GOD…
Renny: I thought Michelle was fine, she’s just a strong competitor..
Memphis; She came up to me and was like, I don’t deserve this!
Renny: you spent a lot of time together… at night time?
Memphis: not really, she was stuck up Jessie’s ass. but she was all she didn’t deserve this, why is it always deserving, she deseves this, deserves the phone call, all that…
Dan: i should talk to her…. sigh.
Renny: tell her, that honestly, it’s too draining for me right now, we’ll talk tomorrow. First of all you don’t owe anyone any explanation!
Dan: so, like, Michelle, we need to talk tomorrow, it’s just been such a draining day…
Memphis: and if she was like NOW, you DEFINATELY don’t want to talk now, put your food down. Talk to her like she’s your student!
Dan: …that won’t go over well.

He goes in, and back out.
Renny: you did it? Good for you.
Dan: seriously, it gets old.
Memphis: She’s gonna be a crier. To try and get our votes? She’s gonna bawl. I guarantee it. She almost did when she was talking to me!
Dan: We have to keep it ambiguous who’s going home.

back to random chitchat.

They give Renny a hard time when she talks about the love letters she had.
Dan: From random men?
Renny: what?! No! From my husband!

They tease her about the contents, because she said she decided she didn’t want her kids to find them after she had passed away. Dan asks if they were dirty - he means dusty, and Renny hides behind a pillow…
Dan: I remember that night.. that night in Paris… I stared into your eyes, and I was distracted… by two other things…
Memphis: (Laughs) Do you realize that Dan is getting progressively worse the more he stays in the house? At first, he wouldn’t say anything, he’d hide… now…?

Renny: what are you going to get from the Colonel?
Dan: complete and utter paranoia.

BB: ollie, please go to the Diary room
Renny: they’re calling him in every 10 minutes!
Memphis: I wonder why…! (laughing)

They discuss how he needs to clean the mess up inside, they’re not going too. He’s flipped out.
Keesha: He thinks BB played him…
Dan: they can’t though - it’s a game show! I wonder if the pillow is still in the pool.
Keesha; He really believes your a plant..
Memphis: it’s like that HOH.. they were convinced BB put extra names of the people they want to play in the competition in the bag…

Renny: how much do you want to be there when Michelle pulls up…
Memphis: you can just see it now, and then Libra will be like wow. I can’t wait for that Maui trip!
Keesha; oooooooooh nooooooo.
Dan: they’ll be surprised to see her.
Memphis: they’ll be REALLY shocked, because they expect it to be one of us.. she was sitting pretty. That’s gonna be funny - can’t wait to watch those…
Dan: it’ll be fun to watch the season..
Renny: I don’t wanna watch it!
Keesha: curiosity will get the best of me..
Memphis: everytime you go to the computer you’ll be like, all I gotta do is click cbs… clips of us being stupid..
Dan: I wanna see the thing with Angie in the DR… I wanna see Renny’s DR…
Keesha: oh my gosh, I wanna see the beginning more then anything…

Renny’s laughing about her first week, trying to get her meds.
Keesha: can I ask you something? I mean.. I’m confused… were you going insane? I mean.. what did you want them to do for you?
Renny: I can’t explain it really.. I mean, I honestly thought I was losing my mind. You have to remember… it was the second day, that was the time when eople didn’t know one another, had to start alliances. But like, no one was talking to me… and then of course the Colonel… and for what reason? And.. guess what was happening? And at night time.. it was magnified… and you’d hear psspsspssspsss… and I’d say shhhhhhhhhhh! shhhhhhhh! I’m thinking… then! They’d sit in the room, and no one would snore - PLUS I’m sleeping in a bed with a homosexual! And I felt like.. and I was like, I’m not gonna breathe then, so i’d be like everyone else. And I went in the DR and I was like DUDE! THIS IS LIKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD! And then I was like, to someone “TELL me something PLEASE…” Never ever… is America WATCHING? Do you know what this man has DONE TO ME?

Keesha: So, when you went in.. did you want them to give you some kind of special medicine?
Renny: uh YEAH!! DUDE.
Memphis (Cracking up): Prozac! something!
Renny: I was in bed a lot… you can’t talk, they think you’re crazy!
Keesha; I remember you were in the kitchen, and I was like morning! and you were all I haven’t slept in TWO DAYS…
Renny: I decided to break out, and say something, I went up to Libra - no, I said to April.. you see that girl? It as LIbra… I said, I don’t trust her. So she went IMMEDIATELY and went and told her, so Libra came to confront me with it.
Keesha: yeah, she didn’t like you.
Renny: so she came up all tall and she was all did you tell April that you dind’t trust me? and I was all damn right I don’t! And then she’d lie and put our names in..
Keesha: she’d be all Renny, just keep your mouth shut, and I as like, we don’t know anything!!

Memphis: oh man, there were some weeks in here that were hard core war zone..
Keesha: you mean when we saved YOUR ass for example?!
Memphis: It as worse with you and Jessie…
Dan: Yeah, you lil F*ker!
Keesha: then they’re all singing happy birthday! even him!
Renny: Then she was all grace kelly… you’re going home you little fucker… Bring it on Barbie bitch!

Dan: i wanna see the water thrown…
Keesha: Yeah, she tried to get in the middle of stuff, I was like no I dind’t throw water, it had nothing to do with her. I knew then she was a bully… then we were on the couch and they asked me..
Dan: Yeah, you totally gave it away that Memphis was staying with that, you were all I didn’t forget!
Keesha: yeah, I was all nope!
Memphis: oh man.. that questions this week are gonna be hard cool..
Dan: I’m gonna get a couple of zingers this week… So dan, what are you gonna do when your students want to deal with me… Well Julie, my students aren’t trying to kick me out of the classroom…

Keesha goes back to talking about April and her heels…
Keesha: I wear heels with EVERY Thing…I was all you look STUPID… heels and shorts?! I even said.. that’s the kinda girl I can’t stand. And there she was. Someone SO CONCEITED…

Fish..

More April bashing… then Renny goes to check on alcohol.
Memphis: it’s weird to think about the beginning.. there was so many people…
Keesha: who’s gonna host our POVs now?
Memphis: i never watched the end of the seasons, that’s why I was so confused about how it all ends…

Talk about how it works again..
Keesha: at final four, it’s luck from there on…

Random chitchat.

Memphis: If he’s America’s player? at this point? Why would I care! Thanks America!
Keesha: I know! It worked out in my favor, who cares if he’s winning money for it.
Memphis: more power to him.

Memphis: it’s just really weird how Ollie thinks BB set him up…
keesha; He really believes it!
Memphis: I can’t believe how he honestly thought he’d switch sides like that, and give him all the power…
Keesha; i know!
Memphis: it kills me…

Memphis: i’m glad I’m on this end of the antics, and not the looking like an idiot end…
Keesha: me too.
Memphis: Can we just fast forward a couple of weeks?
—-Your wish is our command! BWAHAHAHAH!

Memphis: Do you know all the facts they’ve been telling us? 440 laps, 121 spots on the chinese checker board, birtch word is the tree of Russia… 19 and 1/4 laps… over 200 speecies of turtles…
Keesha: the weathervane in Spain….
Memphis: I forgot that one! That’s gonna come up…
Keesha: we haven’t done the stuff on that paper yet either, the how well do you know your houseguests..
Memphis: they haven’t done a lot of stuff - how much you want the POV, taking the stuff away from the house..
Keesha: i’m sure they don’t do everything the same…
Memphis: They gotta do the question one though..
Keesha: study the faces on the board too…
Memphis: It can’t be that hard could it? I’ll look at it..
Keesha: i’ve been staring at it. They ahve to do something with that Paper though - because they wouldn’t have us fill it out for nothing..
Memphis: I left some blank, because it was really personal sh*t…
Keesha: like what’s your favorite sex position?
Memphis: oh, I answered that one. And you put….

Fish!

Memphis: the reverse cowgirl.
Keesha: from behind. It really depends on the mood.

Renny comes outside..
Memphis: wonder what Renny put down..
Keesha: RENNY! remember when they made us fill out all that…

Fish.

Memphis: you smell good renny. Like a freshs hower.
Renny: it’s like a friggin morgue in there.
Memphis: she’s gonna get desperate. She’s gonna cry, I’m telling ya.
Renny: she’s not crying right now…
Keesha: she will though, she’ll go through the emotions.

Memphis: i keep thinking of Cabo, Renny..
Keesha: you giving him all my spots?
Renny: you’re going to Lake Tahoe.
(they all laugh)

Memphis: Ashley better take off a week - take off a week from work babe!

They talk about movies
Renny: have you watched the Graduate?
Dan: I own it, it’s one of my favorites. If I come to visit you can we watch it? just you and me?
Renny: Why don’t we just go out? Pick out furniture or something…
Dan: you me and Monica..
Renny: monica can’t come. Man, I hope it’s not coming across on tv like I’m making a play for you or something.
Dan: if anything, it looks like Me for you..
Renny: well your favorite movie is the Graduate…
Dan: it comes across as jest…. I hope.

Renny: have you see Hrold and Maude? Its a love affair between an older woman and younger guy..
Dan: waht are you hinting at, Renny?
Renny: there are boys your age coming in and out of my house
Dan: but none that look like me!
Renny: you’re so vain, dan…

(lots of laughter and more movie talk.)

Oh lordy - Dan doesn’t know what a douche is… and they’re trying NOT to tell him, lots of giggling, as he asks questions to figure it out, and it just gets bad - lots of laughing.
Dan: I’m just trying to figure it out so next time I call someone a douchebag I know what it is… I’ve heard it all the time just never knew what it meant…

And I’m laughing just as hard as they are… *L*

Keesha: are you sleeping with REnny tonight?
Renny: Listen. Obviously you have an infatuation with older women. But I’m married. If I wasn’t? I’d break ya in.

Memphis and Keesha crack up - Dan gets up, hiding his face, laughing too.

Renny: Don’t feel bad, Dan. My Mother, she always had a young man at her feet.
Dan: I believe it.

—mostly random chitchat from the Fantastic Four, various topics, from family to movies to travel, etc. Oddly, on BBAD (which I tuned into since I’d seen someone recapping something not on the feeds) they’re showing flashes of the other side of the house - mostly quick disgruntled looks at Michelle, Jerry and Ollie. They keep cutting away because they insist on discussing production, and their conspiracy theories about Big Brother cheating, dan being a ficus, Jerry not having any friends in there but Michelle, ollie and April (all of whom he hated two weeks ago, go figure) blah blah blah. So we weren’t missing much, I just find it odd that the feeds were all on the same scene, and BBAD wasn’t. Whatever. So - things are calm and houseguests are getting ready for bed… time for Lessa’s to sleep too! —

As I said that - we actually see Jerry and Ollie now! Ollie and Jerry have taken over the couch outside now that the Fantastic Four have gone inside.

Jerry: Look at it this way, if were’ here this week, we’re competing against Memphis. We can beat Keesha and Renny.
Ollie: pick your poison - who you want to go home? Dan isn’t a threat to me - he’s a snake, but I want Memphis gone.
JErry: me too! Twice I had him!
Ollie: We have to put him against Keesha, because Renny won’t vote her out. Forget Dan we’ll worry about him later.
Jerry: we have to get Memphis or Dan.
Ollie: it’s not rocket science. So one of us win it we’ll have the nomination ceremony right now -if I could send you all home in one week, I’d send ya now!
Jerry: I’d love to win it..
Ollie: Has to happen sometime!
Jerry: hard to beat Memphis in physical.
Ollie: I ain’t scared of him. I can beat him anyday! It’ll be mental. It’ll be a guessing game. They haven’t done a step forward step back thing.
Jerry: we need to go over that shit in the next couple days, have exactly waht we think was said - in case it’s word for word or numbers right or right verbage. We’ll do it with Michelle in case she stays. If I go, I want you two to win.
Ollie: think is? nothing is impossible. One person can control their destiny. Just because you’re not HOH, you have POV. Just win competitions your good! I seen it one season. They won litterally… all you gotta do is get hot and stay in the game, who cares who you make mad! This game is Luck that’s all. You can’t plan for this game.
Jerry: today we’re here. Next week we’ll be right here.
Ollie: We could be upstairs - that’s my plan, that’s my plan.
Jerry: If we get upstairs - we’ll move up together and not even goddamn let them in the room. I’m sleeping on half the bed, we’ll live up there. Get our food go back up and lock the door. That’ws waht we do.
Ollie: that’s waht I plan on. PLan on being up there sometime. Might as well next week.
Jerry: we’ll go over it..
Ollie; It’s always the song. Every thursday morning, you’ll hear the theme. That’s what the competition was about. Welcome to the jungle, hang on suzy hang on - that’s last week, it tells you the competition. Aaaaaaaaaagh. This game. I just can’t wait to get home, you know?
Jerry: No doubt about it. I have my routine… no pressure… 75 year old asshole out here trying to keep up with kids. I did pretty good
Ollie; you ARE doing good. You might outlast us all here.
Jerry: Gotta win this week.
Ollie: We been saying that, we’ll just play the game. Just play the game. Been saying that the last five weeks. I ain’t doing nothing yet, no room to talk
Jerry: yeah, get off your ass goddammit. That’d be sweet… then next week I do it.. we get rid of two, we’ll have it!
Ollie: it ain’t hard! There’s gotta be a double elimination sometime. It’s coming up! Remember, you said at the begining, you and me to the end, here we are.
Jerry: We’re still here
Ollie: hanging by a thread, but we’re still here!

(someone peeks out by the laundry)
Ollie: there’s nothing voer there! WHat the hell? She does that..
Jerry: They’re nervy. Washed up. She’s nothing. Shacked up with some guy, works at hooters. Ass is already sagging, those big tits of hers will sag soon. I think as big as they are she’s gotta hold up bra now. Bullshit, walk out here and look around.
Ollie: it’s dumb.
Jerry: trouble with her, she thinks she’s cute - she thinks she’s good looking. And that tooth missing.. her face doesn’t look young, she has a hard life.
Ollie: She doesn’t take care of herself. You try to get her to do something - she’s lazy that’s it. She’s lazy. April doesn’t like her…
Jerry: I can understand why she always turns on you.
Ollie: she loves you one second then turns
Jerry: she only loves you when she gets her way…
—Alright old man, just a couple weeks ago she was beautiful, the prettiest girl in the house, and your baby and your angel. Get over yourself!

Jerry: and the last week, Renny’s looking ragged!
Ollie: game might be getting to her.
Jerry: she ain’t in the game. She acted last week like she was the queen of Sheba.
—think she’s in the game more then you think, more then you, Jer-bear.

Jerry: until you get Memphis out of that mix, youhaven’t won. He has to go. I’ve known that since week one. I’m literally beginning to hate them. Just three of them. They disrupt my sleep. So loud, so noisy. No matter what you try to do, you know?

Talk shifts to brag about Jerry’s house time.

Ollie: she mist have laundry over there.
Jerry: she was eating her crumbs, wahtever. She reminds me a mouse.
OllieL yes! She has big ears, you see that?
Jerry: How could she be a star of anything? That laugh would shut a movie down.
Jerry: there’s nothing tomorrow, I’ll get up, and shower, and go back to bed. Do exactly what we got going on today because it pisses them off when we spend time together.
—uh, not so much. That’s you mad at them for that.
Jerry: Michelle and I can’t change anything. Fuck it. Nothing I can do about it. Nothing Michelle can either. Maybe she has a chance if she stays calm, but if she goes at him…
Ollie: if you want to sacrifice each other, you could act crazy and make them vote you out. But if you want to be here, that’s a bad idea.
Jerry: I’m not gonna kiss their ass. I’ll just wait and see what happens. Renny picked up all those keys, and says Jerry I couldn’t find you key. I said Renny, I’m on the block, my Key isn’t there…

Jerry: Do you have laundry over there?
Keesha: Renny does, she fell asleep so I was gonna put it in the dryer for her, but it takes forever. Forever.

Talk shifts to Jerry’s granddaughter and if she’s still getting divorced - he hopes so, he’s an asshole. Keesha goes back in.

Jerry: She’s checking Renny’s laundry because she feel asleep? She was just out here, effin idiot!
Ollie: does she think she’s smart?
Jerry: she’s a tramp. The fuck yous that come out of her mouth? She’s a tramp.
Ollie: she’s herself when she drinks… she uses alcohol as an excuse. liquid courage, says waht she wants, does what she wants, because she’s drunk. Half a glass of wine will do it.
Jerry: she eats and is so afraid of getting fat..
Ollie: she is getting fat! She does nothing but lay around and eat… Hooters might take a looka t her and say she should get on a tred mill..
Jerry: i might say that last day.. tell her hey, you’re ass is sagging..
Ollie: HAHAHAHAH! You do that! She’d cry! That’d be classic reality tv moment!
Jerry: she thinks she’s smart.
Ollie: tell her her butt is saggin. Say it sincere…

—Siiiiiiiiiiiigh. I can’t. I just can’t with these too… only thing worse is dumb-n-dumber, Michelle and Ollie together talking about plants.—

Jerry: every day it’s just a deal, just a deal… I told him, watch for her… but he’s like, you know, he’s such a dick, I can’t wait till they fuck him. We have to get Memphis out though, up against Keesha because Dan tried to protect her and Renny would too.

Ollie; michelle go into bed?
Jerry: she said she was gonna, but I think he’s talking to Memphis
Ollie: he told her he’s been throwing competitions, but I don’t believe it.
Jerry: he’s been on the block, that’s where he wanted to be? I don’t believe it.
Ollie: he’ll be going back up if I have anything to do with it. It’s like I’m preparing my speech right now.

Keesha goes back in…
Jerry: she can’t fuck her way to stardom
Ollie: no camera angles from the back.
Jerry: when Memphis was taken off the block… when jessie went home, I thought he and Michelle really had something going. He kept hanging around us, he was reporting back to them. MIchelle let him in, that was wrong. We all made big mistakes in the game.
Ollie: we got people praying for us. We still here.
—perhaps not for what you think, Ollie.

Ollie: we’ll like watch the episodes and wonder what we were thinking..
Jerry: and that bitch, that ho… I’ll never forget you calling Libra that…
Ollie: she smirked at me, I couldn’t hold it!
Jerry: what was that one over? When Dan turned on us…

Ollie: let’s hit the bed. You’re yawning.
Jerry: they do this every night, those dishes can sit there. Fuck em.

They go inside, Jerry says “Night ya’ll.” Keesha and Memphis return it, and then continue talking at the kitchen counter.

—ok. Keesha and Memphis head to bed, tease Renny that she’s gonna fall off the bed, and get her to roll over. General chitchat - and this time? This time I really AM going to bed! Night ya’ll.—