Move over Boogie…
…there’s a new ho in town…
He talks nothing but shit about Natalie and how he’s not attracted to her at all. Also brags about having her warped around his little finger. Rolls his eyes at the camera as he’s giving her the “required” massage for Valentines Day. “I have to. It’ll shut her up for at least a week. She’s way to attached.” He then says in the real world he’d sleep with her, then never call again. Followed by the question every guy wants to know “I won’t have sex on TV, but a blow job is ok, right?” Smooooooth….
Tells her he’ll give her a kiss but that he’s only doing it because it’s Valentine’s Day.
And then… “It’s 2am, no one will see you…”
And the romantic words afterwards? “Are you sweaty? Don’t touch me.”
“Don’t get emotionally attached to me. Swear. Pinky swear.”
She swore, but by her little grin and kiss on the shoulder.. it’s too little too late. And then?
“Roll over and go to sleep.”
And he looks right into the camera.
Yeah, that’s a sh**eating grin if I’ve ever seen one. Mattie, Mattie, Mattie… SUCH a ho.
All the Hamsters are asleep - and so am I. Nighty-Night!
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