Big Brother Craze

4:30 PM
Dan, please go to the Diary Room.
This is a lockdown… please go outside and close the sliding glass doors.

Fish, into Trivia. Sounds like Nomination time… And Dan has decided to look the part…

What part? I dunno - but all together now… Sweep the leg, Johnny!

You’ll know Nominations are over when ye olde spoiler button and cut appears right below here!

5:15 BB Time - we’re back, and it’s very, very quiet in the kitchen. Jerry is pacing, Memphis eating, Keesha sitting at the bar, and here comes Dan.

Keesha: What made you decide to put that on?
Dan answers, but We can’t hear over the crinkle of the bag in his hand. They’re wondering when the POV is going to be, think it might even be tonight.

No indication of nom’s yet - though we assume he did as he planned and put up Jerry/Memphis. We just don’t have confirmation yet….

Keesha: thank you so much, seriously.
—is that confirmation enough? Yup. Keesha is not on the block, which means Jerry and Memphis are.

Keesha: I really appreciate it.
Dan; I know you had a rough week last week, he wanted to pay her back for protecting him. You just both have to fight for POV.

Jerry goes in and shakes Memphis’ hand in the hippie room.
Jerry: One of us needs to win POV. If I go to the house, and you stay, you will win this. I have four votes. I guarentee it.

Memphis makes his escape, Jerry walks away, Memphis stifles a bit of laughter, and wanders back out toward the living room/kitchen again. Everyone talks about what kind of POV this one will be.

Jerry: no incentives. This one will be for blood.

Dan: You alright Colonel?
Jerry: Sure. Life goes on.

Memphis/Keesha in the spa - trying to figure out what the comp will be. Here comes Father Dan to join, Jerry remains in the living room on the couch.

Dan: I just remember the one from season 8 - the teacups.
—too bad that was the final 6 HOH, not final 4 POV. Heh.

Memphis checks in with Dan, tells him about Jerry’s convo - Dan just smiles.

Jerry and Memphis in the kitchen:
Jerry: Better not be playing me for a fool, or I’ll go to jury pissed off, and will lie, cheat, steal and anything to turn them agianst you.
Memphis; I’m not…
Jerry: Keesha is too happy, like she thinks she is safe.
Memphis: that’s just how she is, though
Jerry: I know Dan won’t have a chance against her.

Jerry: there’s no reason we can’t go all the way, not now.
Memphis: No reason.
Jerry: When Dan saved Keesha, that shows where he’s going. You’re my only hope, baby, let’s do it. I had a feeling it’d come down to us two, we’re a lot alie.

HOH - Dan/Keesha
Dan: What did Renny really think of me?
Keesha: She liked you. Said you were rotten, of course, but she really did like you. She didn’t say anything really bad about you.
Dan: Did she tell you not to trust me?
Keesha: No not really. Of course, it’s hart to trust anyone with so few in the house, that’s a random question
Dan: She tell you not to trust me though?
Keesha: She said ‘the guys’ a lot. You tell Memphis you were gonna put him up?
Dan: yeah, I told him. I told him I didn’t want hi to go, of course.
Keesha: I’m grateful, but didn’t want it to be awkward.

Downstairs - Jerry gives Memphis a rainproof jacket for the POV.
Jerry: It might be the only thing to save our ass.

Both of them lay down in their respective beds for naptime - after Memphis has a quiet chuckle for the ridiculousness that is Jerry..

Back upstairs:
Keesha: this pov is crazy important.
Dan: you need to eat, pasta or something, if your gonna be up there for 8 hours.
Keesha: I don’t et hungry.
Dan: eat anyway. I am.

They start talking about the other personalities in the house, and how there were so many big personalities and they are laid back, giggling a lot about impressions, first impressions and how they’ve changed.

Keesha: You’re smart though, one thing you did really right, you instantly went out and talked to everyone like it was nothing. You got to know everyone.
Dan: As much as I like brian as a friend, he was such a dominate personality. Had you won that POV would you have used it on Steven?
Keesha: that’s waht pissed me off - I had not made that decision,
Dan: it was an assumption…
Keesha: It was Libra! I never said that, but she told everyone. Thats why I went out and totally screamed at all of them. I’m a direct person sometimes, if I feel something needs to be said..
Dan; (laughs) You don’t beat around the bush.
Keesha: Exactly… I let Jerry get away with more, just cuz whatever, but when it was a whole hours, if you got something to say, here I am…

Keesha: you know the first thing I really disrespected her… Libra was at the table, and I had told her the night before that I liked Steven, though he was funny. Something… wahtever it was, I was just like yeah, I don’t know if I’d use the POV, and I wanted her to stick up for me, and she didn’t. I thought right away she couldn’t be trusted, she knew how innocent the conversation was and she totally made me look guilty in front of everyone.

Dan: were you gonna vote for Steven or with the house?
Keesha: With the house.

Dan: What did you say after my Veto speech… you renny ollie andmichelle?
Keesha: oh, was just like, what’s up dan, what is he doing?! It was very uncomfortable the way you laid it all out there, by the way! I had Michelle coming out there, he set me up he set me up… and she asked me and I avoided the question, I was like AUUUGH! Like why did he DO this…
Dan: that’s the thing, I look back, and it might cost me in the end? But I wanted to make it interesting..
Keesha: Oh I know! That’s how you are though! I mean, you’re the one, getting close to the sumo wrestler… creeping around. you’re like a child! You’re SO curious!
Dan: He wasn’t gonna hurt us!
Keesha: I dno’t know what I thought, I mean, I knew that we were on a show, he wouldn’t hurt us, but that instinct to run totally kicked in.. and Memphis, he was backing up! And I was like dude, if he’s backing up, I’m backing up! I’m sitting there like, should I kick off my heels and run? I was going through the rooms in the house, where to run too, I had my escape route ready to go. This guy is HUGE, what’s he gonna do? Someone gonna have to wrestle him? I don’t know. The sensible side was like… but it didn’t matter.. I’m just like oh man.. this is NOT gonna be good.

Dan: do you find it a little strange that I made a clay sumo wrestler? And then he was here?
Keesha: They have too - I mean, look at what we talk about and then… we were just talking about Jessie making that noise! What does a sumo wrestler have to do with you going to the beach for a day?
Dan: The coolest thing - jessie was IN the house… and we didn’t know.

Jerry interrupts Memphis’s nap again..
Jerry: They’re thinking that Keesha will be safe no matter what… no one’s gonna vote her out over you or me, so we’ll save each other.. I’m trying to understand why he did this..
Memphis: let him think that…
Jerry: yeah..

Jerry heads to the spa, and back to the HOH I go.

…except we get fish, briefly.

Keesha: this is the last HOH.
Dan: We’ve got 6 out of 10…
Keesha: We’ve one exactly the same.
Dan: I’ve won 2 POV… the live one.
Keesha: I keep forgetting about that one..
Dan: If you hadn’t won that HOH, you or me, we wouldn’t be here…

They argue over who looks in the mirror more…
Keesha: Can’t help it! everywhere we look there’s a freakin mirror!
Keesha: this is nervewracking. I need to eat something big, and sleep. But I’ll fight, fight until you drag me kicking out the door!

They head downstairs to the kitchen.

Memphis joins Keesha in the kitchen.
Memphis: He was like, if I get to the jury, you win hands down. Whatever. Whatever he says goes in one ear out the other.
Keesha: that is funny. This is too spicey.. (chip dip - Jerry walked out of the Spa)

Dan: the cards, did you do it or she do it?
Keesha: I didn’t do that! She didn’t either!

Memphis/Jerry - he covers his tracks in case Jerry heard him and Keesha.
Jerry: I’m sure they figure you and I will work together…

Memphis joins Dan/Keesha again - then heads up HOH to listen to Dan’s CD. Jerry to the Diary Room.

Keesha: He keeps telling Memphis that If I get to the finals I’ll win hands down. I was like wow, he’s really targeting me!

Dan: ok, so if you want to come upstairs and nap, not in an awkward way, in a brother sister way, not that I nap with my sister, you can. It’s a standing offer!

Dan/Memphis in HOH.
Dan: When you two were huddled over the bar, were you guys talking?
Memphis: Yeah, but I worried about KEesha, because she knows that if she goes up, she’s gone..
Dan: It’s so funny - I didn’t even say anything… he… was like, went on… he thought you would save me, but now he’s like Keesha and Dan they got something, he’s fucked you over so many times, he’s fucked me over.. so much stuff man.. eh gave me a rain jacket for POV, man.. it’s like..
(Dan literally falls over, laughing..)

Memphis: then he was like - oh! Keesha just thinks.. she’s all happy because no matter if I or you win, she’s safe and that’s bullshit. I was like keep making her think that…
Dan: Dude. I thought we’d maybe, MAYBE get something out of this? but this…
Memphis: I was like look, dude… he fed so much of it, I didn’t even do anything! I’m gonna be like distant…
Dan: Yeah, she asked if I told you, and I said yeah, and that you weren’t happy but I don’t want you to go home, so if she asks.
Memphis: as long as nothing drastic happens with Jerry? Even if he wins I’m not going anywhere…
Dan: man, there was like, no time before he came and talked to you
Memphis: Oh yeah - he figures you and Keesha have it planned that no matter what, she’ll stay, that’s why they’re acting so cool! I was like… He thinks you have something with Keesha..
Dan: She didn’t see that at all, that it looks like we have something
Memphis: I don’t think she will. I went in there again, I was like feediing him, let’s just keep acting cool with them. I don’t think he does, you know?
Dan: HE probably would have done the same thing to Keesha if she were on the block. We set a trap and I didn’t expect t catch anything and wow. We did. You’ll be able to slice him final three if it gets there right? I know you haven’t had to do that yet..
Memphis: Shit, I don’t care man. We’ll talk if we have the option and all, later.
Dan: Dude. He gave you a windbreaker?
Memphis: yeah, he as like just in case there’s water out there. I was just like.. wow. I din’t think he’d be that…
Dan: Did he think he woudn’t go up? His attitude changed afterwards…
Memphis: I think it’s that you put me up after I saved you last week, I think he’s more pissed about Keesha, since you had that deal with Ollie that Keesha wasn’t going up.. then he said tonight, you see! He’s.. that’s his girl! And I was just like oooooh gawd…

Memphis: Worst case scenario, he wins. I won’t go anywhere even then, but I just don’t want to have to wait until Thursday and deal with him. that’d be TORTURE. If he wins, I’ll just have to be kosher. Till thursday. That’d be hell.
Dan: We got ourselves a big ass insurance policy though. In the form of a 75 year old man…
—well played, Renegades! Well played!

Dan: dude, he’s been waiting for this opportunity to give you his windbreaker!
Memphis: dude, this is hilarious… hilarious.
Dan: I didn’t think it was gonna work
Memphis: You know those facts? the adj. on those facts? Like dude, whatever, man.
Dan: run through em, confuse him.
Memphis: I don’t think it’ll be like that at all.
Dan: You cannot tell Keesha, she’d FLIP.
Memphis: Nah, I just said something about how.. just gonna keep feeding the whole thing how he’s talking girls all the way. He’s still trying to flip my vote if I win to vote her out instead of him. I”ll keep feeding that.
Dan: Yeah, keep doing what your doing, or she’ll get worried. Just hope Jerry doesn’t open his big mouth.

Dan: Dude. He gave you a wind breaker? That’s good tv right there. What was your face like?
Memphis: DUDE. He made me try it ON! It fit and I was like, thanks JErry. I’ll take it out there with me.
Dan: Oh man. bless his heart, he’s trying. I thought sure he’d see through it.
Memphis: I think he might have thought it, but then.. he was like, you’re my only hope, it’s like his last chance.
Dan: We got lucky. If you had won HOH and pulled that stunt, he wouldn’t have come to me.
Memphis: I know.. so funny man.

Memphis: Dude! No more then 2 minutes after, he walked by “We need to talk man!”
Dan: (Giggling like crazy) How do you keep a straight face?!
Memphis: He doesn’t make sense have the time, I just say yeah man, and repeat what he’s saying. I have to repeat because half the time I don’t know what he’s saying, and he’s like Yeah and I’m like yeah! and he’s like alright, cool.

Memphis: Dude, I’m gonna look like such an asshole on tv.
Dan: You! What about me?
Memphis: We’re like the two devil kids.

Memphis heads downstairs to make face time with Jerry, so he doesn’t get suspicious.
Memphis: I think he thinks I’ll vote anyway he wants me too.
Jerry: He’ll probably want the same thing outa me. Ain’t gonna happen. I’m gonna tell you right now, your best bet to this thing is me.
Memphis: I can see it…
Jerry: He’s a snake. If he thinks he’s gonna win with her, he’s playing for second. Against you, against her, against me, that’s all he’s playing for. Why woudl he play that way? Why would anyone be willing to play for second? that doesn’t make sense to me. I tell you now, I questioned a little bit.. I’ve never broken my word with you, just tried to find where their minds are. I don’t see any sense to play me at all… you three could play together and kick me out. There’s something behind him putting you up. I’m the fourth vote, why I get treated like shit pisses me off. I understand I could be out at fourth, I’m fighting my ass off, you fight your ass off, and we’ll be loyal to the end, and you’d have a chance because between you and me, its 50-50. They’ll give it to Keesha… and they’d give it to Dan, Renny and keesha. Libra’s a loose cannon. I’m happy, you know, final two, with either won. I won’t try and cut your throat to get it, as long as you don’t mine. I don’t know physically what I can keep up with, but mentally I do pretty good. Doesn’t matter though, whoever wins picks the other, so that solves that. Problem is, she thinks because she’s sweet keesha, we’ll just hand it to her.

Memphis: She doesn’t realize she’s in a houseful of men now.
Jerry: You see where I’m coming from.
Memphis: yeah, definitely.

Memphis heads off to the bathroom. Jerry follows. (LMAO - oh my.)

Jerry starts talking agian the minute that Memphis steps out of the toilet
Jerry: in my mind, it’s not you and me against Keesha, It’s us agianst Dan and Keesha. I don’t want you out of the fucking door, they do.
Memphis just nods, until Jerry goes in to pee. Then he jumps at the camera. Hahahah!

Memphis: I think he believes that..
Jerry: That’s bullshit, then you have to face the final three, the same bullshit.
Memphis: I think he thinks that if I win he can convince me to get rid of you.
Jerry: Does he think we’re all stupid? Someone is starting to think that.
Memphis: doesn’t sound like they’re working..
Jerry: If we get final three, no reason you and I can’t win that - why would you want to keep him? He could win a vote. It’s hard to believe it could come down to Libra..
Memphis: I know, hell of a person to leave it too.
—-anyone else feeling sorry for Memphis? And impressed he hasn’t laughed outright yet? *L*

Jerry walks away, and then follows Memphis again into the Spa.
Jerry; I’m sure I’ll be told I have to vote the way he wants, too.
Memphis: i’m sure.

Jerry: I can’t get over how they want to be so friendly to you still.
Memphis: maybe it’s just my personality
Jerry: it seems like they think they can just control you, in their minds. I know you better then that. And you know they can’t control me! I can’t control me! This is they way you’re gonna be at 75 memphis!
Memphis: I hope so. moving around and falling into pools and shit? Any other 75 I’d have to be jumpin in and saving them.
Jerry: My daughter sent me a jacket that’s waterproof. Between that and the one I have - that’ll help. That’s how he won that last one. At least we have something.

Jerry leaves, comes back.
Jerry: and what happens next week? I’m gone, and you’re screwed.
Memphis: yup, you said it. That’s what happened.
Jerry: Like I told you waht he told Ollie to protect Keesha, that was true. There’s something about that relationship. I’m so wound up, I’m ready to go!
Memphis: if it’s at night, it’s gonna be late. Midnight.
Jerry: I fell like they’re gonna do it tonight, because of whatever day he’s gonna be gone.
Memphis: Yeah, if he goes on sunday, do the meeting on Monday…

Jerry: They have in their mind there’s no way either one goes this week. little fuckers. Feeling strong?
Memphis: Oh yeah.
Jerry: I’lls ay it right now - since day one if there’s anyone I’d wanted on my side, it’s you. You haven’t done so good on questions, but on anything else
Memphis: I give it hell man…
Jerry: you sure do.

Memphis escapes for a breath, taking care of the bowl he was eating grapes out of. Jerry lays down in the spa. I dissolve into giggles. Memphis called to the DR - he likely thanks them and offers to name his first born after BB.

Keesha goes back to the HOH to feed the fish.
Dan: I just wanna be sure you haven’t told anything about the protection thing..
Keesha: no one’s asked, but nope.
Dan: what was - never mind, I got in trouble today. Can’t talk about that stuff anymore.

Keesha: I’ve never done anything to him though!
Dan: Neither have I!
Keesha: He’s always talking crap about me!

She heads out so Dan can take his nap, leaving the baggies with him when he asks, because he likes to pop them when he gets bored. Keesha calls him silly, and goes.

Memphis/Keesha in the hippie room.
Keesha: wow. He really doesn’t like me.
Memphis: Fuck that old man!
Keesha: the only reason he’s kissing your ass is because you got nominated - he does that every time.
Memphis: I can’t wait till this stuff is over with.
Keesha: in the game it’s fine, but don’t be rude to me, not when I’ve been nice to you!

Memphis changes the subject… random chitchat.

— Naptime in the habitat. Which means I can at last feed my children. Who insist they are hungry. I swear I just fed them YESTERDAY.. what’s with this being hungry AGAIN stuff? —