Big Brother Craze

…a little bit louder and a whole lot worse! Does anyone else have that little childhood ditty running in the back of their mind every time Sheila and Natalie start talking? No? Just me, then. (And now you - admit it! You’re welcome.)

More after the cut, feed freaks!

Late last night saw a meeting in the HOH room, which I missed because I feel asleep at my desk. Whoops. But! Thanks to all the cappers out there, and those quick on the record button, I can give you a quick rundown of the evening’s events.

Sheila held court with everyone she could get her clutches in, reminding them that she is the reason Mattie stayed last week, she flipped the house and if she wanted Mattie to stay again, she could do it. She doesn’t, but “know this” she could. She tells Adam he’s the only person she trusts (…while Adam secretly plots her demise…) and of course, she’s 45 years old, a single mom, and her son must be horrified to see how the other’s talk about her and treat her and he didn’t sign up for that and how dare they call her crazy! She’s famous, they’re nothing, she’ll go back to fame, and they’ll go back to nothing.

….Yeah. I know, right? I never heard of her before… have you?

Ryan joins and reminds them they HAVE to get HOH. Duh, Ryan, duh. Sheila is promising them she’ll go nuts on the others, and they’ll really see crazy then. Nice.

Maenwhile, James, Chelsia and Josh are saying the same thing upstairs in HOH - they have to win HOH. Again, duh. Josh goes to the DR, and they ask for him to send Sheila upstairs. They talk about Matty leaving, and discuss how Ryan and Natalie will be coming after James. Sheila says that she knows they wouldn’t have voted for her if she had stayed on the block, and Chelsia tells her the truth - Natalie said that Sheila needed to go this week. Sheila says that Natalie’s been telling her they are all talking nasty about her, and they deny it. James says there’s no reason for him to do so. Sheila confirms she’s voting Matt out because he’s the bigger threat.

Josh says that he has reasons to get out Matt that he feels Natalie should know, but Sheila rightly reminds him that it wouldn’t matter. As soon as Sheila leaves, I breathe a sigh of relief because James and Chelsia don’t trust her at all. Again “We gotta win HOH.”

You’d think that this morning would be a bit quieter, right? Oh no. Sheila’s still on a roll. Someone joked on another site that the banner we need to send is simple: “Sheila Shut Up!” Alas, wishful thinking rarely sees results. She and Natalie have a repeat of their conversation in the bathroom: have to win HOH, they are evil, God is on their site, they’re due, it’s their turn, don’t listen to what they’re saying, Josh is lying, if I win HOH it’s gonna get ugly, pray pray and pray some more.

And the kicker - Sheila: Ya know the difference between Evel Dick and those sh*ts up there? Evel Dick had the thing between his legs to say it in front of people’s faces.” then on to how her son didn’t sign up for the show, ad nauseam. (Sheila, he’s a minor. In effect, YOU signed him up for this thing.) Then back to how she’s famous and it’s all frickin jealousy.

And it continues as the other houseguests start to wake up - she corners Ryan on the hammock, and then Adam. Matt wakes up and looks completely defeated, like he’s given up. Outside, Natalie and Ryan practice with the croquet set, and she is animated and excited “these people are about to go down! Gonna take vengeance for Mattie!” Of course, the chances of that being an HOH competition is next to nothing. It would take too long. POV next week is MUCH more likely - possibly with ED hosting? Wouldn’t THAT throw Sheila into a tailspin… especially if he tells her how much he can’t stand her, as he’s told us all on housecalls…. Oh, Evel Dick, PLEASE do so!

They were just released from an HOH lockdown - they figure it’s because when they called the inside lockdown the screen to the back yard wouldn’t close all the way. They’re now milling around the house, Adam and Natalie still practicing croquet, as others inside are fixing lunch. Adam has encouraged Matt to go off on Josh/Chelsia/James, he might as well since he’s going home. Last night he also told Matt his only chance was to corner Josh and Chelsia at the same time and threaten them over and over until they agree to let him stay. Um…yeah. That’ll work. Not.

Anyway - more as/if it happens! Happy St. Patrick’s day, ya’ll!