Big Brother Craze

There’s two distinct sides to the house, each somewhat trashing the other, though one side is decidedly more vicious in their slams. It’s really kinda sad. But that does make me look forward to tomorrow ever more!

You know the drill - after the cut!

Outside, Jerry/Ollie/Michelle are trashing Keesha mostly. Michelle thinks that they’re acting weird and worried because they don’t know about the deal, and don’t know what Dan will do. Jerry brags that he can get Dan to do what he wants, he’ll kiss his ass…

Jerry: Literally! Pull down your pants boy!

They’ve decided that Keesha is the new Brian, and they’ll make sure that Dan knows that, she can’t float through and get the votes at the end.
— uh, float? She’s won an HOH and a POV and come close in others. How is that floating again OLLIE? The ONLY person that hasn’t won anything in the game is OLLIE. So who’s floating again? Michelle pissed me off about that last night too when she was saying the same thing. Keesha has won just as much as Michelle. Ugh.

Other things against Keesha - she’s fat, doesn’t work out, doesn’t clean, Renny’s her made, Michelle can’t stand her voice (Pot, kettle!)

And of course, they haven’t done anything to Dan, he’ll of course go their way. Tell him his alliance is second guessing him, Keesha says she’s not there for the money but the experience.

Michelle: she came to LA to be an Acress.
Ollie: She needs to suck a couple more dicks for that.
Jerry: She’s too old.

And so on, and so forth. Dude. And these are the “nice, I never did anything wrong to them” side. Go figure. Oh and

Ollie: We know if it’s us against them who America wants! We have Jerry on our side!
—-not so much.

Michelle thinks that Memphis has been throwing HOHs, but Jerry disagrees because “his ego is too big for that.” Jerry again says that he’ll control the jury house and votes, no matter what it takes. He won’t let them get the money. (…sigh.)

Meanwhile, upstairs, there’s less bashing (though there is some, it IS big brother, of course) but more strategy talk about the upcoming week and how they need it to go down. They have to win, and they agree that the only way it can go for nominations is Ollie/Jerry on the block, or it’s too big a risk to lose one of their own.

Dan: We need a name for the other two so we know who we’re talking about. The stragglers?
Memphis: the Serpents.

They can’t believe that anyone would think that Dan would put up one of his own group as a renom. They wouldn’t do it either - and Dan says he’s told Ollie he’s still trying to convince Memphis not to use the POV on himself. Everyone’s laughing,b ecause seriously, who would believe that?

Back outside - Michelle and Ollie are still up on their high horse.

Michelle: What I wanna know is where’s your man at! Where’s JJ? You wanna go home and see your dog and not your man?

Michelle says when she went upstairs that she wasn’t sure he wanted to talk, and Dan told her that he wanted a few minutes alone, everyone keeps coming up.
Ollie: That’s what you hung up there for! If you didn’t want it, then you shouda dropped! I ain’t gotta put up with that though and I’m calling the shots.

Concerning POV:
Ollie: Tell him we’re going to rally around him after POV. We’ll grab him and take him upstairs and stay by his side until Thursday. We’ll still need his vote if it’s a tie.

Michelle to the DR. and Jerry comes out.

Jerry: They’re still up there, all of them. They’re working him over good, Im sure, telling him what he has to do, threatening him. They’re worried. Its a mistake for them. I’m not going to hide from them
Ollie: I never hid from them to begin with.
—no, you just did nothing but screw April. Too late to start the game, Ollie, honest.

Jerry: there’s three people that I’ll be glad to have met, and glad to be around. You, Michelle and April. I am so tired of the hehehehehe shit out of that girl.. it’s annoying!
Ollie: She’s not your average 30 year old, she acts 15 if you ask me.
Jerry: she thinks she’s one of them, they’re younger then her, she’s past that shit.She’s arrogant and cocky and makes you want to say something. Probably will before I leave.
Ollie: say whatever you want, I’ll be in the corner laughing!

Jerry: I’d give the money to Memphis before her. And he’s mean. He’s had two judges send him to anger management. He gets in fights.
Ollie: he deserves it more then her.
Jerry: It’s within your grasp.
Ollie; one day at a time. That’s why I made a deal with Dan - I couldnt’ have played next week. I got to call the shots, and still get to play next week.
Jerry: I knew it benefited you when you made it. I never said it bothered me at all. I enver whined or cried, never did that. Never held you responsible for my game. I do want your loyalty to help me out though, f*cker!
Ollie: (laughs) I know man, you go it.

Back on the Tahoe/Memphis/Keesha deal. Gonna tell him, I’ve never lied, believe what I say, it’s the truth and only truth.
Ollie: Got me convinced right now, Jerry! They’re throwing everything but the kitchen sink right now.
Jerry: Oh yeah, but can’t he see he has a better chance with us over here? No doubt about it. All it would take is one threat to me and I’d kick them outa the room.

Jerry: I think he’s scared of them. Peeing his pants.
Ollie: he’s a coward.
Jerry: He ain’t a man. He’s a boy. He’s more a child then Steven was.

Jerry: I’m not going to get on my knees before Dan or anything.
— wait, just a little while ago….. whatever.

Jerry: I don’t lie. I haven’t since that first week with Brian. It’s the truth. Sometimes it’s negative, but it’s the truth. I wouldn’t change this for anything though.

Back to conspiracy theories.
Jerry: Memphis and Keesha might be brother and sister.
Ollie: I know for a fact that Dan is a plant. Maybe not AP, but a plant. No one in the world is that big a weirdo.
Jerry: thing is, I was asked if there was anyone in my family that would play along with me.
Ollie: this season? See. Someone knows each other. Who would be related?
Jerry: Memphis and Keesha! Look at the hair, texture of the skin, color..
Ollie: He’s redheaded though.
Jerry: Dunno what she is, though?

Ollie: what about Renny?
Jerry: she’s Lousianna through and through.
Ollie: there weren’t any pictures of her daughter in law…

Jerry: Banner! It’s a Coor’s light…
Ollie: Keesha is a liar, we love Dan. You know, if they’d tell us to go inside, we could make up what the banner says, and they’d believe us!
—-ya think?! Ask Michelle about that. Oh, yeah - ya’ll BELIEVE her… somehow, I don’t think they’l think its so funny when they find out Michelle’s been lying since the beginning about it…

Jerry: wonder if I have a deck of cards at the jury house?
Ollie: You should.
Jerry: I’ll have Libra.
Ollie: Oh man. I think she’s a plant too.

Jerry: I self destructed when I said that to Dan. I apologized though.
Ollie: Think of it this way - they still voted you AC for the phone call, they must..
Jerry: I was pointed when I did it, I wanted to point out that his alliance would turn against him, but it didn’t work because they’re too damn stupid! I wouldn’t do it again. I can do nasty. America didn’t do nasty though, they did good!
Ollie: They love Jerry! Dan will want to go along with you so he can be popular too.

Ah, Jerry finally said his famous saying…
Jerry: Of a million sperm, it’s hard to belive you were the fastest swimmer.
Ollie thinks that’s hysterical. “You make that up?”
Jerry: It’s all mine.
—and half a million other people who use the same cutdown.

Finally they take a break from the bashing for a snack run. Damn. That didn’t last long. Come on, BB. Lemme watch someone sleep or something…

More bashing, more arrogant talk, more they got it made… and now I’m opening the recap post for tonight’s show!