Big Brother Craze

We’re back, and it’s still pretty much as boring as before, though Memphis has discovered something. The fish food only goes to September 16. Gee, wonder why? *L* the fab four are on the couch outside, while Jerry plays cards with himself at the kitchen table. Can you stand the excitement?

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I’ll stick any exciting stuff/game talk, after the cut like always!

Still general chit-chat. Monica’s father was nuetral about Dan coming on BB, and Renny can’t understand what business it would be of his. Dan says that she just wanted to be sure his daughter didn’t get hurt.

They talk about ratings, and how many people are watching. Jerry asks how many CBS mobile people there might be, and

Keesha: i don’t know, but their questions are getting on my nerves!
She pauses, then adds with a smile
Keesha: I mean, I LOVE my fans…

She thinks some of them are cool, the questions, but others are way far off the wall. They try to figure out how CBS Mobile works (and I can’t say because it doesn’t work for Alaskans. I know, right?) Meanwhile, Dan says he wishes he’d paid attention in art class instead of flirting with all the girls. Being as he kinda comes off a little geeky at times? I’m betting the girls mighta wished so too. (grin)

Dan says he got asked… and we get fish. Heh.

—- Oh my. Carolyn has decided to write her evening post as if CBS were editing it for the TV viewers, as tonight’s show was another sweet old man edit for JErry, instead of the Jerry we feed watchers know. You gotta see this - check it out! Then, of course, you should come back here and comment on the Caption This post, or just in general! We’ve still got a ways to go to meet our goal, but I’m happen no matter how close we get!

Dan’s still playing with his crafts, and giving Keesha a hard time because Renny’s bracelet she made broke. “If you want quality, come to Dan’s Jewelers. If you want low prices, go to Keesha’s Korner.”

Renny’s decided to head into the kitchen to make Dan’s birthday cake Keesha’s inside with her, Memphis has disappeared, and Dan is left alone with Jerry. Ah, Memphis is outside, whistling to see if he can get someone’s attention, while Renny calls Dan inside to decide what his cake should be. He wants a football cake.

Keesha: What are the options?
Renny: this or Chocolate on Chocolate.
Keesha: that’s what I want.
Dan: yeah, because it’s YOUR birthday…

He was grinning though. Then Jerry asks Memphis a question about production, and we get fish. We come back and Memphis is now inside, as Jerry plays pool outside on his own. Dan and Memphis are talking about the braided bracelets everyone made.. Keesha says she remembers.

Dan: How can you remember, you’re not even the same generation as us!

She pokes him. Renny asks Memphis to open a bottle of oil, and he tries, and Dan is all “I got this!” and opens it.

Dan: See that America? Catch that? He’s got 60 pounds on me, but has old man strength.
Memphis: I’ll break that bottle in half…
—-not a stretch, as they’re keeping a running total of how many things Memphis has accidently broken. *L* His dresser drawers, ice cube tray, Dan’s hoh bed, so on so forth. —-

Outside:
Jerry: Does anyone in production want to shoot pool? Just hanging by myself…

Inside:
Keesha: I don’t think you should make dan a birthday cake! He’s being a brat!
Dan: heeeeeey! We sang happy birthday to you and you called everyone an f!
Keesha: one eprson.
Renny: never trust someone who carries around a bible!
Keesha: if you’ve seen past shows….

Dan: renny! You know you’ll be the only person outside of my mom that’s made me a birthday cake?
Renny: Monica hasn’t?
Dan: no, but she threw me a surprise birthday party, bought the cake, invited all of my friends..
Keesha: awwww..

Renny’s been looking for her spatula - and Dan is caught, because he knows where it is. In the pool box, because he’s been using it to open the Pool filters with. She tells him to go get it! But he can’t find it… uh oh. Dan’s in trouble!

Renny: He doesn’t have anything in his hand!
Keesha: It was laying out there. He probably lost it.

Jerry tosses some Chex mix to Keesha from the balcony, since she likes them. Heads back into HOH to munch on something else.

Dan still can’t find the spatula.
—-I know. This is as exciting as it gets tonight Kids!

OH! GAME TALK! After the cut!

Memphis: Think it’s weird that Renny keeps bringing up wierd shit lately? LIke bringing up the 50k and stuff? She brought it up to me when she talked to me..
Dan: She asked you? waht did you say?
Memphis: I told her I hadn’t made a decision, it’s hard, one of us has to go home.
Dan: You gonna tell her?
Memphis: probably not, just act like I decide right there. She was talking about the money and stuff! I’m not even thinking about that, it’s very presumptious. Jerry does the same thing.
Dan: Yeah, Jerry was at the table with me as I was painting and was like he couldn’t belive some people think others are stupid and stuff. I didn’t answer..
Memphis: He’s the one still talking shit..
Dan: i know..
Memphis: I won’t be excited until I’m one of the two people, you know? And to be honest, I think he’s pissed we’re taking out Renny, I can tell by how he wants to keep her in here. This is what he said…

Renny: Did you find the spatula?
Dan: I was tinking of how ot break the news…
Memphis: He didn’t find it..
rennY: oh.

Memphis: I told him I don’t think anyone has a chance against her in the end, and he was all if it’s you, and her, I’ll garentee I can get the other votes… and I was like no one will listen to you in there, no one listens to him now! He’s the last person I’m gonna worry about in the Jury house. This messes his plan up, you know? Dude.
Dan: when you’re the last person of the outcasts, without an alliance, what do you expect?
Memphis: Dude, yeah, what do you expect, that I’ll do waht you want just because your HOH?
Dan: I am not even thinking of the money
Memphis: me either, it’s just weird how people get caught up on it -especially her, she’s been doing it the last couple days, he’s been doing it for weeks.

Memphis: scenarios, as long as he doesn’t win POV we’re set.
Dan: After POV, you know, like Wednesday, I’m gonna go talk to Keesha…
Memphis: I don’t think she’d keep him..
Dan: She just knows she can beat him in any challenge. It comes down to we have to keep winning HOH and POV..
Memphis: We only have two HOHs and one POV left. Ridiculous. Just hopefully she’s on the same page, and realizes
Dan: I think she’s getting better about trusting me and you…

(Inside - Keesha: they’re out there talking way to much…)

Memphis: that’s where this game gets funny, at the end, it’s all on what they think someone will do - there’s just no way to do that. Our worst case scenario is if she thinks we’ll take each other to the end.
Dan: you wanna, each of us tell her that we’ll take her to the end?
Memphis: not right now..
Dan: I know, you haven’t played that way, but I have..
—–Oh Dan, yes Memphis has. He’s got deals with them all, except Renny!

Keesha goes outside, and Dan admits the spatula is gone. Plans for Abs class in the works.

Keesha: I don’t trust you fuckers! You guys are always talking whenever I’m not around!
Memphis: OMG, KEesha!
Dan: Alright - for now on, we’ll be playing pattycake.
Memphis: you’ll be here next week!
Keesha: just, if you decide to vote me out, tell me!
Dan: I’ll give you my shorts!
Keesha; you don’t know how it feels… I mean, I just don’t want to sit there and be shocked.
Dan: Keesha is there anything that I’ve said I would do that I didn’t follow through on? Ok then.
Keesha: you’d be flipping out too… I’m trying not to panic, I don’t want to be like that, it sucks!
Memphis: even if I wanted you to go home, which I don’t, it’s the LAST thing I want, I wouldn’t make you belive that, do it that way, I wouldn’t be a dickhead.
Keesha: That’s the last thing I want.
Memphis: you’re not going anywhere, you’re not going anywhere. you’re not going anywhere.

They wave at a helicopter going overhead. Jerry is playing cards at the table. Renny is cooking,

Dan: keesha, I wouldn’t do that to you, as far as we’ve come? I wouldn’t do that to you. I’d do Ollie like that, not you.

Renny: why you all leave me in there with him!
Memphis: I thought he was upstairs…
Dan: what was the topic of conversation? Cake batter, I remember when it came out in stores!
Memphis: I was the first one to buy it!

memphis goes inside, Jerry asks if he liked to play cards, Memphis says no he doesn’t, his friends do, but not him. Outsie, Keesha and Dan bicker like siblings. Memphis makes an effort and asks Jerry what kind of poker he plays, and Jerry answers then brings up his 31 game again, and wants everyone to play. memphis promises to get everyone to play it later.

Keesha: gosh Dan, why couldn’t you have just won HOH and made this week easier?!
Dan: it bounced! I was so pissed.

Dan and Keesha argue over who’s bracelet they made for Renny looks better. Dan goes to throw Keesha’s, she threatens to break his little project, and there’s lots of laughter…

They get ready for Abs - And I love Mmephis a little more - because he uses my line:
Memphis: Back up off of my space! This is my Bubble! Stay out of my bubble!

Memphis: Let’s do this like Judas!
Dan: I trademarked that! Everytime you say it, you pay!
Memphis: Pump it up! Speed abs, let’s go!

Keesha: Who thinks Dan sucks butt? I do!

Back to general chitchat, as Renny works on Dan’s cake - and discovers he has the cake display topper by the pool for his bathketball hoop. He goes and gets it. Keesha/Jerry are on the couch in the backyard, talking, Keesha’s doing her nails. Memphis is doing… something in the back yard, off cam, as they have a riveting discussion about whether tomorrow is Labor Day. It is.

–Alrighty, the Sunday show recap is completely.

Come back to see Memphis talking to Jerry outside, as Keesha and Dan admire Renny’s football cake for Dan’s birthday. Memphis/Jerry are talking about business, and Jerry tells him to keep him in mind for areas close to him, it’s a huge market, and to let him know. He’s been in sales all his life.

Jerry: Don’t forget I ran a 750million dollar organization, and I’d work only on commission, as I’m not looking to make money. I could search it out for you pretty good, even Walmart.
Memphis: that’s not the route we’re going.
Jerry: I wonder what they’d be like if they did a specialty high end section… like college apparel
Memphis: My girlfriends Dad markets for that… He’s been in talks with Walmart.
Jerry: Pale Royale, they’re specialty type… bout 75 bucks, but I got them on sale…

Inside, Keesha is picking out the red M&Ms to use on Dan’s cake.

Jerry: How you feel about tomorrow?
Memphis: Good, Jerry. I’m gonna do what’s best for me, but you gotta understand, My word is good. It’s an insurance policy in case things go sour. Even if I’m HOH, that I can convince whoever wins POV to keep you. See what I’m saying?
—you know, Memphis ONLY says things like that when he’s planning on throwing HOH so he doesn’t have to keep up that end of the deal… Anyone else notice that?

Memphis; If I get to pick who goes to three, even if I don’t have the POV, I can tell them we can beat Jerry, and use that, to get you there. It’s huge! These next couple weeks are gonna be drawn out, you know? 2 HOHs and the POV.
Jerry: One. The final isn’t an HOH, that’s why I know I’m playing next HOH, because it says in the book, play in the last two HOHs…
—-wrong Jerry. The final competition is a 3 part HOH.

Jerry: When we talked a couple weeks ago, I’d planned on talking to you to get to this point with you.
Memphis: Yeah, it’s funny, but we were like, both holding off, which was good… it’s better that we did.

Memphis: you might be on to something about us getting out early. It’d be nice, I’m ready to get back to my life. I never thought it’d be this hard. Rough. I’m sure we’re giving our family more heartattacks then ourselves.
Jerry: I feel this… this matures you. It shows you some sides of things you’ll be facing all your life.

Dan comes out, rescues Memphis, takes his turn listening to Jerry, while Memphis shows off his guns to Renny and Keesha. They do have beer and wine to get themselves through it, though.

Jerry tries again to get them to play 31. Renny gonna show Dan her card trick. Apparently there’s a couple cards missing. Missing a 4 and 3 of diamonds, and they find the jokers to put them in place.

Keesha and Memphis are talking outside,
While Renny shows her card trick.
Dan’s reaction: what the hell?! That’s pretty good -I’m impressed Renny!

Dan goes outside, leaving Renny alone with Jerry, so she calls Dan in to tell her how the laces go on his football cake. Which has an M on it. For Monica. I mean, St. Mary’s. (grin)

Outside:
Memphis: I tell you, he (Jerry) likes me in a fucking Freaky way!
Keesha: I think he respects the way you play, straightforward.
Memphis: I don’t understand it.
Keesha: and he really thinks Dan is a snake.
Memphis: This is really good for us, if he wins HOH or POV.. I trust you.

They’re outside talking about the prize money, taxes, the stimulus. Memphis swears that it was an advance on tax returns, and Dan says that it’s free money.

Dan: ask Jerry.
Memphis: Why would Jerry know?!
Keesha: you know how they sent out the stimulas checks
Memphis: is it an advance of next year tax return, right?
Jerry: it’s to stimulate the economy,
Keesha: but next year, when we get our tax returns, are they gonna take it out/
Jerry: No.
Memphis: I’m TELLING you.. the US Government does not give out free money!

— don’t as me, I just think it’s funny when they argue this stuff. *L*

So Memphis goes in to Ask Renny - because he thinks and he knows it’s an advancement of next years tax return.
Memphis: I need someone to back me! If I got 600 dollars, next year, it’ll come out of my return…
Renny: You tell him nothing is free in life? He don’t know what he’s talking about! Yeah, there’s nothing free in life, honey.

Memphis/Keesha talk some end game.
Mempihs: If he wins, I’m gonna kick myself in the foot. Sometimes you gotta carry around some baggage just for the hell of it. He thinks he can play in HOH next week. Did you tell him?
Keesha: no.
Memphis: I didnt want to be the bearer of bad news. I checked twice. He can’t. It actually says the producers decide end game if they can.

Memphis: Thing is, with Renny? I think she would win, hands down. This evens the playing field. She makes the final two, it’s done.
Keesha: I was wondering what your thinking was on that.
Memphis: It din’t have anything to do with you and her, but if she gets there, you only need four votes - no one can beat her. I garentee you they’re like, i hate everyone in there…
Keesha: I can see that. They’re pissed dude. We’re here and they’re not.
Memphis: Dude, and the one person I thought I’d be ok with in the jury house? MIchelle. And she almost embarrassed me on national tv! I went in to hug her and she grilled right past me and I was like damn… I felt like an idiot!
Keesha: wow.. I didn’t even see that!

Memphis: I’m just not thinking about the money really, you know?
Keesha: me either, I know. I’d be genuinely happy for whoever gets it.
Memphis: I’m not thinking about the votes, just getting to that point.
Keesha: And i think about walking in there..
Memphis: You are not going anywhere.
Keesha: Its not you I’m worried about. I jsut think if he had an inkling that you and I?
Memphis: No, I think he genuinely wants us in the final three. Genuinely wants that.
Keesha: I love Renny to death, and I wouldn’t want to be in a situation to vote her out.
Memphis: I took that into consideration too, because I love renny, but I’ll feel like the biggest asshole? And that’s ok, but I don’t want you in that position.
Keesha: Yeah, she’s come to me and said anyone but you… I don’t want to turn on her… any of you really.. that’s why Jerry pissed me off so bad, I didn’t talk shit about anyone. I know it’s his game…
Memphis: Yeah, like Renny asking people if they were talking shit, and today, she asked, and I wanted her to know no one talked hit about her at all, the three other people in this house don’t pay that game. That’s why Jerry pisses me off, you can play this game without doing that. I’ve made it this far without doing that and I’ll get out of this house doing that.
Keesha: Me too.
Memphis: I think she thinks that Dan is badmouthing her.
Keesha: that’s what Jerry told her
Memphis: That’s bullshit. Ok, I want to believe that Dan doesn’t do that.
Keesha: and it’s Jerry’s game.. but he’s never given me reason to believe otherwise.
Memphis: exactly, even with that bullshit last week, he told us step by step, and if he tried to snow us, he would have been caught in too many lies… If he could pull that off? it’s fine. Funny.

The talk about how Jerry keeps saying he’ll give all the money away, he needs to buy a house for his grandkids.
Memphis: Dude. I need to buy a house for MYSELF!

Renny comes in.
Now everyone is outside playing with clay, making things and asking others to guess what it is. They’re also having a good time talking about North vs. South, with how the Southern people eat.

Jerry: We live longer in the South.
Keesha: what are we considered in California?
Memphis: Wild West, baby!
Dan: Liberals.

Renny is positive that girls are prettier in the south, Keesha says absolutely not.
Jerry: There are beautiful women everywhere.
Renny: no, beautiful women come from mostly Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, California, Ohio - look at the pageants!

Memphis: When I get here? people were like, don’t you think the women in LA are beautiful? I was like are you freaking kidding me?! There’s some beautiful girls, sure… but at Florida State… smokin hot. Smokin hot.

General chitchat. Keesha goes for fan favorite
Keesha: I think there’s pretty women all over the place.

Although I have to agree with Renny. There’s a lot of pretty women from Ohio. (guess where Lessa was born… *g*)

Jerry: Today, girls today, they’ve got big asses.
Memphis: moving on!
Dan: In texas, everythings bigger, which includes the people. I love you Texas!

Jerry and Renny get into it briefly -
Renny: you know you’ve talked about everbody in here and ou know it.
Jerry: so have you

Memphis tries to get the conversation back to midwestern women, it doesn’t work, he yells movie lines
Jerry: i’m sitting her minding my business, why don’t you just go home, girl!

We get fishes, then come back to Keesha and Memphis talking about the Griffith Observatory (Oh! I’ve been there!) while Renny and Dan are inside cleaning up.

Dan: He didn’t like it when you called him out!
Renny: how do you like your cake dan! From you MOther in the BIg Brother house.. You’ll never forget me..
Dan: I’ll always remember REnny, even when I don’t.
Renny: you’ll never forget Renny, you’ll be thinking about me 50 years from now.

Dan: Monica told me there are two ways to a mans heart, but she didn’t tell me waht they were.
Renny: Come awn! a man’s stomach
Dan: What’s the second one?
Renny: COME AWN!

Renny: I love my husband, more then anything
Dan: More then me? I mean, let’s be real here…

Fish! hahah!

Renny: Jerry doesn’t talk about anybody, not like me! F’ing jerk!
Keesha: that was awkward.
Renny: You don’t want me to lose it on the Colonel! I’ll eat him alive!
Keesha: that’s what I’m ready for..
Renny: the week ain’t over, darlin’.

PILLOW FIGHT!
It breaks out between the Fab Four as they were trying to hide from Jerry. Hard to hide when screaming and laughin and running around, huh? Renny got called to the DR, because she sat on Memphis’ head as she chased him from room to room tickling him.

Dan goes to start the pool cleaner thingy, and is now tying some rope around the flaoter from the hot tub.
Dan: Dude, you pelted Keesha like 7 or 8 times!
Memphis: laughs

Renny sits on the couches, as Keesha is left inside with Jerry, Jerry’s playing cards by himself again.

Jerry; If it weren’t for Dan’s birthday, I’d go to bed.
BB: Renny, please put on your microphone!
Memphis throws some of the clay at her, she throws it back.
Memphis: you better run!
Renny: BRING IT!

It goes into the hot tub, Dan yells “NOOOO!” and grabs it.
Memphis: stop that!
Keesha: You guys are bad!
Memphis: they’re always saying stop that tonight! Get over it! Nothing else to do in this place!

Memphis: Dan. We gotta make it to the finals man.
Dan: That’s waht I’ve been saying for the past 5 weeks!
Memphis: I just wanna be sitting there, and after everyone pulls out the red bandannas,
Dan: don’t steal my ideas! Come on! We have to do it right after the last eviction!
Memphis: Yeah, right after… we don’t wanna look like smucks in front of everyone by saying haha, you been played…
Dan: Why does it matter at that point? Like with production, say ya don’t know what your gonna do, gonna do, then right before you say waht your gonna do, we pull out the red bandannas, Renegades forever!

Memphis: gotta figure out how we’re gonna play it.
Dan: I dunno, Veto meeting, I’ll be like Man of 1000 words has nothin
Memphis: Just say waht you usually say.. wait. No. Not what you USUALLY say. KEESHA! Come here, we’re plotting how to keep you in the house.
Keesha: That’s a BAD joke! Not funny!

Memphis: that was a joke, Keesha!
Keesha: thats SUCH A BAD joke this week.
Dan: You could bet your entire life savings!
Keehsa: not a lot there, buddy.

Dan: Can I ask you a screwed up question?
Keesha: What?
Dan: Nah, I’ll look psycho for even asking…

Dan: ok, if two of the things you most love were suffering and you can only put one out of their misery, what would you do?0
Keesha: that’s stupid!
Dan sings - we get fish.

Dan: dude. Jerry’s gonna come out of this smelling like roses. If you don’t think so, you’re fooling yourself.
—DINGDINGDING we have a winner.

Memphis: No matter how they portray him he’ll have a fanbase.
Dan: He’ll be the brad pitt of the senior community.
—Lessa: ….eeeeeeeeeew!

Keesha: He’s gonna win, I just know it!
Dan: not if you evict him next week!
Keesha: I hope we’re o the same page…
Memphis: I think we’re all on the same page there!
Keesha: if I don’t win, I want one of you guys too!

Shower time for the boys, and Jerry says goodnight, and goes up stairs, feeding the fish and getting ready for bed.

Keesha makes fun of Dan for wearing his flipflops in the shower, he says it’s to prevent athletes foot, Jessie had it - Keesha’s grossed out.

Dan and Memphis have some sort of plan that involves masks… for later tonight. I foresee squeeling and screaming on the girls’ part! (I know. I’m totally psychic. Right? psychIC, not psychO! Gosh!)

It’s time for Topic questions in the hippie room with our Fab. Four. Everyone wishes Dan a happy birthday, and then it’s on to the questions. I’m not gonna cover them, tonight - I’m going to enjoy them instead. If something important comes up, I’ll add it here.

And thank you SO MUCH for helping me get so close to 150k! The grand total ended up being 146,997. You guys ROCK! Don’t forget to get your captions in here - I’ll have Mom pick the winner tomorrow!

Just before bed - after lights out in the Hippie Room:
BB: Keesha, please reattach your microphone.
Renny: Is that guys voice a recording?
Memphis: Hell yes it’s a recording! It’s on a computer screen, and they just click.
Renny: I thought the dude just stayed up all night…
—-Lessa: FIFTY-FIVE DAYS… and she hadn’t figured that out YET? *LMAO*