Big Brother Craze

OK, so I got a little sick of Ollie on his high horse, and the bash Keesha session we’ve been forced to listen too all day. SO! I made a lil somethin somethin…. gotta use that fancy degree of mine for something, right?

Enjoy!

Hooooboy. Current happenings under the cut!

So, Keesha goes outside and sits with Ollie and Jerry. She makes a comment that she hopes that when people go to the Jury house that they don’t lie, make up things that are said that weren’t, and Jerry says that he hasn’t lied yet. Keesha couldn’t keep quiet, and said that yes, he had. He denies it, she reminds him that he said that Dan/Ollie and he were in an alliance. He’d even admitted after it to Keesha and others that he had lied - he tells her that no, what he said was… and spins it completely the opposite way, and accused her of going girls only at the time so he had told her that if that happened he, ollie and dan would have to align. Both Keesha and Ollie knew Jerry was lying.

Keesha: that’s not what you said!
Jerry: You’re not listening to me!

She left and went inside, and told them in there that she was upppppppset. She can’t stand him, doesn’t want to be around him, and won’t even eat dinner inside because she doesn’t want to eat with him. Meanwhile, outside, Jerry goes off on Keesha again.

Jerry: F*uck her!
MIchelle: what? last week you were her best friend.
Jerry: She’s friends with everyone.
Michelle: Keesha is a liar, she turned on April and voted out Jessie. that’s a sick person, say your not a liar when you are.
Jerry: She’s a has-been, I don’t give a f*ck about her. She plays cuteness with everyone, she has a dirty mouth, got no right, and I knew it was going to start.
Michelle: She’s a piece of crap.
Jerry: She just says waht she wants to say. The difference between me and her is that I’ll leave a gentleman. She’ll never leave a lady. Someone has to tell her what she is. She’s not worth my time, the biggest snake in here playing everyone and saying she doesn’t lie? It doesn’t bother me. I’ll be here or gone in 4 days, she’ll never be a lady but I’ll be a man.

Michelle thinks that Keesha is just starting shit, and that she was glad she wasn’t outside because Keesha probably wanted her to hear it. Michelle would have told her she’s full of it.

Jerry: No one will ever marry her, who could with that laugh of hers?

Michelle goes inside, and plays innocent “what happened, i didn’t hear it..” kinda bs.

While Jerry was on the bashtrain, Keesha was inside venting. Everyone knows that he lied, so she feels she handled it well by walking away, but she can’t staaaaaaaaaaand him, and she’s so pissed she won’t eat dinner inside with them, she can’t be around him right now.

Memphis went up to get Dan for dinner, and tell him what happened. Jerry admitted to lying, that’s waht started it off, and Ollie knew it was a lie all along - Memphis is surprised Keesha didn’t bite his head off. Dan says it was a good thing Renny wasn’t out there.

Dan: Did anyone else hear Jerry say he never lied?
Memphis: Ollie, but he kept quiet.
Dan: We’re two weeks away from the iceberg - can’t let it implode, must glue it back together.

Renny goes out to check on keesha, who’s in the hammock. She won’t come in for dinner, and Renny offers to say something to Jerry about it all. Keesha tells her not too, she’s just gonna stay outside, can’t stand him, etc. She knows she has to bite her tongue right now in case Jerry gets HOH next week. Renny goes in, everyone’s eating, Dan checks on Keesha too.

Dan: you gonna come up for a bit of Dan and keesha time? I’ve been trying to get you alone in my room for 24 hours… I just want to run some things by you, that’s all.

Dinner time - all quiet but for chewing Renny’s Fajitas. (and now I’m hungry. Dammit, I want Renny to cook for me!)

After he eats - Dan tells everyone he’s going upstairs, if people want to come talk to him, so it doesn’t feel awkward. If they got nothing to say, you don’t have to go up but the doors open, so head on up and chat. Everyone says ok, and that they’ll let Keesha know when she comes in. Dan goes upstairs.

Looks like Michelle is first, using the Fish Food as an excuse.

Michelle: So I talked to Ollie, and he told me I was safe. That’s all I know, but I need to hear it from you.
Dan: He’s making some of the decisions this week.
Michelle: you said there was a protection and a nomination pick. So I assumed you were talking about him, um, he picked a nominee, and, um, that you know I was safe for nomination. I didn’t understand if I was protected, or what.
Dan: we made a deal that’s a little more elaborate then people may think? That’s why I wanted him to tell you. If he wants you to know details, that’s up to him.
Michelle: He just told me he’s safe. But I was like, um. I’m not going up tomorrow, am I?
Dan: You get all the information out of him.
Michelle: you’re freaking me out!
Dan: I told him it’s on him to decide what he wanted to tell people and what he doesn’t.
Michelle: First he was like what are you talking about and I was like what? and I told him you said to talk to her, and I’m like, and he’s like… maybe he didn’t want to tell me? You guys are freaking me out.
Dan: I’ll call him up here…
Michelle: you give me a few minutes to talk to him first?
Dan: sure.
Michelle: so what else is up?
Dan: nothing, tomorrow’s important, there’s not a lot of people left, and I don’t want people to feel awkward coming up here so figured I’d call everyone up and it’d be easier. If people have something to say, now’s the time. Some feel people are watching and they can’t come up..
Michelle: I don’t care who’s watching, I’m friends with you no matter what.

To general chitchat about the phone call, etc. They hug it out, and it’s Renny’s turn.

Dan: Ms. Renny, do you want to come up to the palace of love?
Renny: You’re calling the shots!

and up she goes while Michelle runs to Ollie.

Dan: I just wanted to reassure that you feel ok.
Renny: the Colonel pissed off Keesha bad.
Dan: I just knew she was upset - was it a confrontation? We need her to do what we’re saying… is that off the table now?
REnny: I think so.. She said that he was saying he didn’t lie, and she called him out on the one with you… you know how he puts women down, she called him out on it.
Dan: what she say?
Renny: you’ll have to talk to her about it. That dude is.. dangerous. But if he wins HOH next week…
Dan: Yeah, that’s why.. I mean if her relationship is messed up with him now, we have to find a way to get him. And next week, are you ok with putting up Ollie to protect me a little bit?
Renny: of course I’ll put him up! Absolutely!
Dan: how will he react? He hasn’t really blown up in this game.
Renny: Ollie? He’s not a fighter, he might be a screamer.

Renny: Can I ask you a question? We’re in an alliance, why would you take Keesha or I in the final three. I don’t need to know who you’d pick..
Dan: up to this point - who has shown me loyal actions? You too. YOu didn’t put me up, Keesha didn’t put me up. Keesha started it for me, when I didn’t have a home. I felt she liked me, and then you came.
Renny: yeah, I felt a connection with you.
Dan: And you know, if we get to the final four? and you stab me in the back? I’m ok with that. I’d rather get there. When I was in the 7, I didn’t like them all, as people. I like you.If I’m not the one who wins, I want one of you two too.
Renny: what do you think your chance of winning is with one of us?
Dan: I’m trying to think…
Renny: Well, most everyone says take Memphis, because no one would vote for him.
Dan: I want to get to the end with people I like, not that I don’t like. When you get final two, you don’t control it.
Renny: I just wanted a valid reason.
Dan: Loyalty in actions, and people I like. I was worried when you asked me to be a pawn.
Renny: I asked everyone. I am close to you.

(downstairs - Ollie and Michelle are celebrating how good of a talk she had… and they’re up on top. Yup. Heh. They call in Jerry to powwow and all, and what he’s going to say too. Ollie promises to back Jerry if he’s asked about the confrontation with keesha. Jerry says he won’t attck her, it’s not worth it. He’ll tell Dan to figure out what her deals are.)

Renny: Got to get something from the Colonel, since he’ll still be there.
Dan: that’s the thing, me making this move, I’m putting the my fate in the hands of you, her and him. If Ollie wins…
Renny: We’ll have to see how it goes, but I’ll have your back. You just never know how it’ll go.
Dan: makes me feel good that you’d put him (ollie) up. If he takes himself off with the veto, then ok.
Renny: Ollie? Yeah, I’ll have to put him up.
Dan: Feel pretty good about your game? The one you say you got it?
Renny: oh yeah. They always do this HOH, and I’m not gonna tell you waht it is, but I have that one nailed. So, hopefully they’ll do it. They’ve done it every season! There’s only so many left.

Renny: You think I’ll ever win a veto? I have too! before I leave this house! For my kids!
Dan: It’s heavy. When they put it on you.

Renny: it’s part of the game.
Dan: you can’t get through without breaking some eggs.
Renny: I’ll be loyal, to a point. If I have a gut thing… well.
Dan: I hope I’ve shown you.. you know? take it this far, then whatever happens happens.

Renny: like him down there - I saved his ass twice…
Dan: That’s what I mean, as long as we have next week…

(downstairs, Ollie celebrates. Smirk.)

Dan: if she (michelle) stays in this game, she’d definitely put her (Keesha) up. She might put you both up.
Renny: absolutely. She could put you up. I dunno. I’m not gonna talk about her, know what I mean?
Dan: I know.
Renny: We don’t need too, I just want you to know what my feelings are.

Dan asks her why she’d pick him for her alliance, and she says she likes him, really does, even though he aggravates her all the time. She doesn’t feel that way with Memphis. Dan says thats where you look for actions - look at Memphis, and the car, and the onions, and he’d be crazy to pick him over Renny. Renny says he’s crazy for not getting him out when she wanted too. Dan says they can use him, his time is coming. Renny nudges Keesha, and keeps her in line, on the right path.

They hug it out. Neeeeeeeext!

It’s Jerry’s turn.

Jerry: I was up earlier, you didn’t answer.
Dan: I was sleeping with my headset on. Sorry.
Jerry: you’re my only hope, period. I was just attacked by Keesha outside, calling me a liar. She said I lied about Dan and Ollie in an alliance, and I said it wasn’t a lie, I talked that if it was the girls we’d have to band together. I walked away.
Dan: I thought you too had something…
Jerry: We did, until I went on the block. She’s sweatin something… she keeps asking waht’s up with Dan, because she knows that you made a deal. I had a whole chronological thing with Keesha, but I’m not gonna do it. You’ll find out on your own. Renny’s her mouthpiece. You were told last week that I knew I was safe? Renny and Keesha told me. Ollie will back it up. I’m not playing the games - I’m honest, truthful and will say things to your face. I think you’re on the fense with 2 people warring with 2 people. I think you and Renny are pawns to be discarded, and now that you made a deal with Olile, you’re more vulnerable, and from our side you’d be vulnerable again. But if you take me off - we’re individuals, not an alliance two of anything, but we can be 4 individuals trying to get to the end. You’re now with two people working together till the end.

Dan: Renny and Keesha?
Jerry: no, Renny’s there for the vote. She’ll be cut. It’s Memphis and keesha. I told Ollie this 2 weeks ago, I stopped at the door, and keesha and Memphis were sitting there, and they said they were celebrating the money in Tahoe. It was about the time you were going to desert and go to the other side, adn the deal had been made. The way I picked it up was that it was a great place to go, they’re gonna celebrate in Tahoe. You can ask Ollie. And she worked to get him off - they’re close, have been since day one. If you can save me, you have my word and theirs, to work for 4 people individually to get somewhere, where we’ll equally have a chance, and that’s better then being a pawn.

Dan: how do you feel about Ollie and Michelle?
Jerry: We’re honest people, individuals, we haven’t pulled shenanagains, and you’d have 4 people strong, with no games. The goal is to get to the end individually. Taking a friend along doesn’t work here. With the four of us, we’d have a chance individually to get somewhere. We get to the jury house, then the game is played for who gets the money, and we’d protect each other there too. I have nothing to offer other then my word and I keep it. I hope you trust me enough to know that.

Dan: do you think I made a mistake this week?
Jerry; Nope, I don’t blame you for it. You don’t see me cry and hollar at anyone for why you do that… I don’t blame you for putting me up at all but it’d be smart of you to keep me right now. There is a viciousness in that other side, you’ll find it out. I know its Dan the Man and Renny Roo, but there’s more to her. You’ll find it out, every week it was a new deal. Where does that leave you and Memphis last week when she didn’t put up Ollie? You’re my hope - you got me, it’s all up to you and I’ll let it go at that. I’ll say something briefly at POV, and before the final vote, but I’m hoping you’ll see that it’s best to keep me, instead of people that would stab you in the back. It’d be better, 4 individuals, without all the bullshit. Renny won’t be a winner, she might cook her way there, I have nothing against her, but she’s been Keesha’s maid, never seen anything like it. But…

Dan: I know you don’t want to be nasty, but sometimes I don’t see the little things….
Jerry: What you ahve is, every week someone’s making a new deal. Jerry you’re so wonderful, I won’t put you up. Next week, I’ll never put you up… and now she’ll say the worst things in the world about me and I think she is. I won’t do it… you won’t hear someone say Jerry said this.. I tell it to his face. Hear me badmout Mephis? I don’t do it. I take it head on, trying to do that right now, convince you of something in your best interest, and mine. I won’t do what they’re doing around here. I’m advising you, even if I leave, be leery of Keesha… and Renny. But Renny will only be there for the vote, and I don’t think Memphis will forgive you. he’s been vindictive toward me and I almost put him up. You’re safe with us, it’s the best interest, you’ll be safest with us. Then next week they go after you - you won’t have that with us.

Dan: Can I ask you.. last week, before you asked me.. you had an idea you were safe?
Jerry: I had more then an Idea. Keesha and Renny both told me that they were going after April, dan and Memphis - don’t worry about it it’s a done deal. You asked me down there if I felt safe and I didn’t answer. Then they told Ollie that April was going home - she knew from someone!
Dan: that’s the thing, April wanted to know where I was, and I said I’d tell her waht I was gonna do, but I didn’t tell her, but it’s because she knew.
Jerry: then they asked if I told anyone - why would I do that? I was told I was safe though. that’s the kind of games they play. Don’t kid yourself, but Renny will be cut. Memphis and Keesha - from the beginning… Michelle told him waht was going on, then it all came to a head in here, she masterminded that too. She took care of Libra too… (Wait - who is he tossing under the bus now?!)

Jerry: I could have pulled Jessie off - with the POV, but I didn’t. I honored Keesha’s word. And now she turns on me? I had no reason to go after Libra! But now I’m the shit guy, and it just proved itself outside. Now she’s worried. Telling you right now, she’s worried. They protect Keesha first, then that one is along for the ride. Like Renny playing for the puzzle - Renny didn’t play, looking like a fool, and I was competing against Memphis, then Keesha fooled around the second time, so Memphis wins and he gets to take himself off. However you want to do it.

Dan: yeah, I’m making some decisions, I don’t want to look back and regret it.
Jerry: I made some mistakes, keeping my word to Michelle and April as HOH.
Dan: And when you had the 7…
Jerry: that they planned too. The girls were planning to get out of that. You were welcome and I’m the one that brought you up, went to Keesha, Dan’s alone, bring him up. They were all they didn’t trust you, but would get your vote. I have nothing to gain or lose… my honesty is all I have left.

Jerry: why would they tell Ollie? ask him about it. Renny told Ollie… that’s strange. Why would I know April was the target? How would I know that… think about it. They were worried about themselves the next week, and used that. They talked to Michelle too. They had deals with everyone and have done it for weeks! Week after week after week! What a game. I had a happy day though - that phone call, just knowing Joanns good? Yeah. I know you have a tough week - but you know, it might be best to do what’s best for Dan, and not friendship. 4 people, no hidden agenda is the best thing to do, and it’d save me and I’d be grateful. I won’t dislike you if you don’t do it, I just hope you’ll consider what I said.
Dan: of course - thats why I said that, so you could get up here.

Jerry: Michelle and Ollie are trustful people, and I think you are too…I think we’d be trustful people in the right sense and you can feel your going to a target that makes sense instead of fighting an alliance.Don’t think Keesha isn’t sharp - she’s worried, and there’s a reason. It’s guilt, and a lot of it. You know her and Renny were up here, and they worked Michelle over, and she had to get tough with them… and then Renny was all “we’re done with you, you can leave” that wasn’t nice. Not nice. What you do to the mattress?

Dan: We flipped it. BB got mad, but whatever.
Jerry: My advise is to get an idea what you’re doing, sleep on it then tomorrow… I’m gonna be quiet like I know you’re not gonna save me. If they try to start anything with me, Keesha wants too, I’m gonna walk away. Only person I have to convince this week is you. I’m just not up to it. I have Ollie and Michelle to talk too. Thursday will come and go, I’ll be here or not.

Jerry: I’m not gonna crucify anyone, the facts are the facts. There’s safety over here. I’m not a bad person to have at your back - neither are Michelle and Ollie. It’s a game. If your not here to win the money, Dan, why would you be here? I hope you remember I tried to help you stay here.
Dan: always liked you on a personal level.
Jerry: If you want to talk after POV, ask me - other then that, I’m gonna end all discussions.
Dan: Anything else I need to know? Some of this stuff is new to me.
Jerry: You almost know everything if you’re talking to everyone. The targets change… there’s no one week when it doesn’t… but there is a ruthfulness on the other side. She’s a cute sweet little girl, but she’s… you saw how she went after Jessie? there’s a sleeping tiger, don’t kid yourself. Someone’s gonna have to deal with it. She’s playing with Memphis, but has Renny for the 3rd vote, and controls that vote. Splitting it up now would be good, thank you, but it has to be split.

Jerry: suppose Ollie or Michelle win? 2 go up, then there’s two, one of them will go home. they have to vote someone out. It could be you… your vulnerable. Next week you’ll be in where I am this week. With us you would have that security. Next week it’d be Ollie and Michelle after Memphis. the other two just aren’t that strong.

Dan: I’m sure we’ll be talking tomorrow, Jerry.
Jerry: I’m just going to try and end… I don’t want to get negative anymore. I’m gonna avoid it. There’s nothing about me you don’t know, Dan. No sense in me trying to get into something. They do me no good - I only have to do good by you. I have Ollie and Michelle’s vote. You have the tie breaker, you’re the man, nothing can take that away from you.I’d like to stay, I’ll be a good ally if you do, I’ll have your back 100%, as will Ollie and MIchelle. We’re offering that as a group of individuals in a race to the finish.

Dan: Remember - whatever happens, remember that story I told you.

And they hug it out and Jerry leaves. Neeeeeeeeeeeeeext!

Dan (to himself): who’s lying, who’s telling the truth. It’s my job to figure it out.

(Meanwhile, Ollie and Michelle were celebrating how stupid Dan is for honoring their deal. because they’ll have the numbers no matter what.)

Dan goes to get Ollie. (Man. my fingers are tired! *L*)

Ollie asks for a cream soda, and Dan says have at it.

Ollie: ow you feeling? You got any sleep?
Dan: trying to figure out who’s lying, who’s telling the truth.. its just a lotta… you know.
Ollie: he said she said?
Dan: yeah, this one has an alliance this one… secret… whatever.
Ollie: what’s being said, man?
Dan: Tell me your thoughts and waht you have on Keesha.
Ollie: She was in a 4 person alliance early in the game with Libra/April and me… she turned against us in voting Jessie out. She made an agreement with April outside of me - a pinky agreement - to go to the end. She said she promised her that everything that happened, they’d have ach other’s back. That’s why April was so frustrated with keesha when she turned on her. This goes back to within the 4 person alliance we had. What Keesha’s doing is…I don’t have much more then that, she’s playing the game and covering her butt with a lot of people. Some see it as bad, some might now, but it all comes out, everyone does it but she took it to another level. Whatever agreement she made with you, she made one with Jerry, wanting to use me and him for this week, if one of us got power, they could join up with us. Jerry said that’s waht they told them, her and renny.

Dan: and what do you think of Renny? She jsut attached to Keesha?
Ollie: I told you yesterday, she’s the type of lady who found her comfort zone with keesha, whatever Keesha says she’ll do. I don’t think Renny had anything against April, but Keesha wanted her gone so she did. Everything is influenced byKeesha. Everyone knows that. I don’t know if she’s playing the game for herself or not, but I don’t have anything against her, she’s been nothing but good to me. I want to show her the same respect she’s shown me. Like between those too, who do you feel closer too?
Dan: I don’t know anymore. Last week, when did APril know she was going home?
Ollie: after she talked to you - obviously if you were down with her, you’d have said you were down with her, but it’s the game you didn’t want to stand out. She understood, but didn’t know what she’d done to MIchelle or you to not get your vote. If she was the competitor eveyrone said, she would have accepted that. She thought there were other reasons and you were being influenced.
Dan: When did you know?
Ollie: When she told me. You know she was a fighter, but when she said it was a done deal.. after she talked to you guys, she said she knew it wasn’t going to happen. I told her she had a chance, I was trying to be optomistic, and she almost cussed me out and got mad, said they were gonna do what they do and wanted to enjoy thet ime we had. It was like Tuesday, right after the POV ceremony. It is what it is. When did you know?
Dan: When i told you - but someone said that you were told… by two people, and you knew she was going.
Ollie: I was told she was a target…
Dan: After shew as on the block..
Ollie: no, before… she told me I was going up, that I wasn’t the target, and that April was, but after that no one told me she was going home outright.
Dan: I don’t like wading through all the he said she said.
Ollie: what does that have to do…
Dan: if they lie about that…
Ollie: about anything. Who’s lying?
Dan: I don’t know, that’s what I gotta figure it out.
Ollie: you know what the recipe for that is? bring them both in the room. You’ll find out…
Dan: but you’ll find yelling and screaming.
Ollie: the one that screams is the one that tells lies… the calm one knows the truth.
Dan: you might be right there - might be some fireworks tonight….
Ollie: Like.. Jessie. He came up to April and said, Libra and Keesha are downstaris they said this and that and they said it. He had no reason to say that.. he didn’t have to come up. You know April, she went down and confronted them, and Libra and Keesha went hysterical and April said whoa! this is what Jessie said, and they didn’t want to bring him in, because they knew he was telling the truth and thats when it went, and when I asked, after two words they drowned him out with yelling - and I knew, I believed Jessie because they were hysterical with their lying. That’s how you know, when they start yelling.

Ollie: oh, by the way, I broke the rules and told michelle, so you know, I wanted to respect where you were coming rom and it was hard, I didn’t want to go behind ya and tell her… But I told her now, and told her she was safe, and if Dan stays true, everything is good. She was suprised… So you’re not sold on Keesha or Renny?
Dan: that’s what I’m trying to figure out.
Ollie: If you ened anything from me, you know.. Did you tell them anything?
Dan: No. They’ve asked me about it…
Ollie: you need to know Renny asked me if I made a deal to protect Michelle…
Dan: After nominations?
Ollie: yeah. She was trying to get information out of me, I didn’t give her anything. Be careful for her, man. She’s curious, she wants to know something she’ll jsut ask straight out. She opened the door to the Doom Room and was all ollie ollie!
Dan: yesterday?
Ollie: before that - night of nominations.
Dan: ok.
Ollie: you were all up here, and when she came down she came to my room.
Dan: in teh doom room? Alright, that gives me something to work on her.
Ollie: you can guage a truth from a lie. What they’re saying, they’ll sugar coat it, or put a lot of salt on it to protect themselves. Bring the two people in, and say he said she said, what do you think. You don’t need to argue, just listen.
Dan: you’re trying to make good tv!
Ollie: this IS good tv! I like your style, D.! Memphis is gonna use it, huh? What are you gonna say - if you pull that off you’re freakin hudini! I told MIchelle that it’s important for Dan to know we’ll have his back after this happens… and i’m telling you, don’t be scared to run to me immediately, I’ll comeup here, and be with you, I’ll stick up for you, Michelle and Jerry, we got your back here and next week. You have to know.
Dan: any other crazy scenarios you can think off… jsut thinking of everything..

Ollie: Michelle and I have talked scenarios. So here you go. OK, so Renny goes up against Jerry, and you send Renny home. that’s us four, against Keesha, Memphis… and that’s it. Only those two would compete next week. it’s 3 vs. 2. I’m due.. I’m due. Worst case scenario - Memphis wins it. He’ll put me up, and you against me. He has one other person - I win POV, or you, he’ll have to put Keesha in place. We have the votes at that point. Worst case scenario… ok. Say I win. I’m putting up Keesha and Memphis. If one wins POV, I’ll put Jerry up - but we have the votes. It don’t matter. It’s a numbers game dude. Worst case scenario is if one of them wins next week. Who would you want to compete against - Keesha or Renny?

Dan: alright. Ok, you gave me something I can work with.
Ollie: I meant to tell you about Rennya sking - but I forgot.
Dan: alright. Here’s what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna go get her right now. I need…. her to see you coming down, and that she’s the next one up. I want you coming down the stairs… here’s what I’m gonna do. as soon as I open the glass door, come downstairs…

—-oh DAN… thats bloody BRILLIANT! do you see waht she’s doing? DO YOU? OMG.

He goes down and asks for Renny, Ollie comes down the stairs… she’s bitching because they were having fun outside, but she comes up. Passing Ollie..

So - Renny in Dan…

Dan: Quick question - did you ask Ollie about the deal? There’s a lot of things being said, but I don’t believe it. Did you ask him about the deal on the vine?
Renny: is that what’s going on?
Dan I’m just asking.
Renny: did he say I did? What do you think?
Dan: I’m not trying to freak you out.. I just want to know if you did or not?
Renny: I want to knwo what he said. Can you tell me exactly waht he said?
Dan: answer first..
Renny: no.
Dan: he told me that you asked him in the punk room if he had a deal to protect Michelle.
Renny: what I asked him was - and this is the truth. I heard the name Memphis. I asked him if he wanted to vote out any particular person… I heard the name memphis, so I was worried. What he said was he didn’t maek a deal.
Renny: I believe you - it’s done! don’t be nervous, seriously. Don’t be nervous. Calm down, please, I wanted to see. I believe you. Alright?

And Renny goes. Dan decides to go hang out a bit.

Renny: Dude, these people are desparate!
Dan: it’s getting crazy. There’s so much bs going around - don’t be concerned.
Keesha; I haven’t been called up!
Dan: memphis either. I just need a minute to breathe!
Keesha; i never said anything agianst you so I’m not worried.
Memphis: I don’t care dan. you put me up!
Dan: (laughs) They’re just saying a lot of stuff…
Keesha: we knew that was gonna happen…

Renny: you know what? Really. Ollie does a lot of things.. he’s got a lot.. starts… he has to go!
—SCORE TWO POINTS FOR DAN! DId ya’ll CATCH that? Bloody brilliant move. Making Ollie think he was confronting Renny, when he was ACTUALLY gettin Renny to see Ollie in a worse light… man. the kid is GOOD.—

Dan: we’ll save you (sarcastic)
Keesha: I believe it!
Renny: I ain’t worried about those people. He’s gunning for me because I voted out his girlfriend.
Keesha: it’s obvious.
Memphis: wahtever.
Keesha; waht did michelle say?
Dan: she was all am I going up, am i going up? I told her to talk to Ollie.
Keesha: who’s spitting out all of the stuff?
Dan: combination of last night, tonight. A lot of it is like - why bring it up, it’s stupid, because I know better.
Keesha: I want to know if I’m talked about!
Dan: NO! because you’d go right to them
Keesha: (laughs) I would not!
Dan: Bull! I’ve lived with you this long,I know what your gonna do before you do..

Renny: First of all, Ollie lies through his teeth!

Dan tells keesha it’s her turn - and up they go.
(I think I have carpel tunnel starting, ya’ll. Ya better love me! This post is already 5800 words long! )

Meanwhile - Michelle/Ollie/Jerry are celebrating downstairs, that the things Dan said to Ollie mean he’s going to side with them, totally.

9pm: HOH Dan/Keesha

Keesha: you saying I ahve a temper dan?
Dan: Just know whatever you say isn’t going to change anything! It started last night, and the last thing I heard before I went to bed, and it’s the last thing I want to go to sleep on hearing someone I trust is shady.
Keesha: MIchelle and I don’t even have conversations!
Dan: whatever you say isn’t going to affect anything.
Keesha: before we say anything - you think we’re talking anything together? Like in code?
Dan: Just don’t get nervous
Keesha: I won’t freak out.
Dan: I talked to Jerry too - and I think the idea of talking to hima bout Ollie is out the window (laughing)
Keesha: Yeah! I can’t stand it! I was So mad, so mad! and I had to bite my tongue because of the situation. I don’t like getting like that and snapping, even Ollie was like, you handled it well, but I had to go off by myself. He talks down to women, and I hate it. YOUR NOT LISTENING TO ME, he said YOUR STILL TALKING… dont’ talk to me that way! He’s mean! He can be a very mean person. It sucks, because when its someone you’re constantly sticking up for… I saw the other side, what every one is talking about. I was mad, which made me cry, this house messes with your emotions. I cry so much! I’m liekw hat’s wrong with me! Normal people don’t treat you like this. I’ve always been nice to Jerry… always stick up for him.

Dan: I know you can’t fake it - I know you feel sorry for him.
Keesha: I feel like some have no compassion and all. But whatever… maybe sometimes I’m too nice about things.
Dan: i feel the same way, like when he’s by himself, I feel bad.

Keesha; he can talk shit about me all he wants because if that’s the way he wants to be it just makes him look more like an ass.
Dan: that’s why I called you up last, just so I can get everything out of the first three people that I need.
Keesha: i don’t think that. You can only control so much.
Dan: I know, and know that my noms weren’t waht you thought, and hope that now…
Keesha: oh yeah, but I was only teasing you…
Dan: Yeah, but know I’m thinking a couple moves ahead.
Keesha: and now Michelle is making comments about me? I don’t even talk to her. She comes into a room and I leave soon. I don’t get it. You think I care? None of this is for them…
Dan: you feel good about me you and Renny?
Keesha: yes.
Dan: think Renny does?
Keesha: yeah. I even feel better about Memphis. You know, he talked to me last night and I saw another side of him… compassion. He can be, you know, very… but you know… and I’m too nice sometimes, people take advantage of that. I can’t help it. This is the shittiest that - even me and April - there are things I said that i instantly regretted even as mad as I was.
Dan: here’s the thing - don’t confront people about this. Last night she was all she was approached for an all girl alliance, last week.
Keesha; oh yeah. that’s why I kept April in.
Dan: and you have deals with everyone in teh house and if I don’t see it I’m stupid - this was right before I was going asleep!
Keesha Who? with her?
Dan: everyone BUT her…
Keesha; so everyone just volunteered this to her? That doesn’t even make sense.
Dan: i know! Thats what I was thinking - but you know, you don’t want to hear it..
Keesha: i know, I was HOH too. An all girl alliance? you want to know waht was said? Michelle came up here with Renny and run her mouth like no other. We’d sit here and listen, and Renny was all I need to talk to keesha now - she’d walk out, and I was like she is so full of shit! She said you, Memphis and jerry had an alliance together.Did I supposedly say that to you?
Dan: uh huh.
Keesha: that was HER! Compete lying!
Dan: i know! I knew she was lying.
Keesha; Last week I thought it was just to get me to keep April in… the all girl alliance went out the window.
Dan; it’s just such crazy stuff! You’re name came up the most. Oh! Did you tell renny that I protected you?
Keesha; no. I didn’t tell her that at all. i never told her that. Memphis mentioned it to her that she was supposed to go up not me… I didn’t say it. and the way it came down was Renny was all I know I’m supposed to go up and Memphis was like that’s the word on the street. That’s all.
Dan: I jsut don’t want any discention between us three.
Keesha: if I thought people weren’t gonna come up here, that’d be stupid. I can honestly say, I don’t lie. I may lie about certain things? but I don’t blatently make up shit about people, pull it out of the air and say someone said it. I might tell on them, because I am playing a game…
Dan: me too.

Memphis came up - dan asks for five more minutes, and Memphis hides their beer in the HOH fridge.

Dan: I shouldn’t have even said anything, but you know - the deal was he was safe, he could protect, he could nom one, and pov. But I never said that I could protect you, then I added it and he got pissed off. HEre’s the other thing - because I added that in, this is how crazy he is! Since I added that, he goes, if it’s a tie, I have to break it to keep Jerry, and then he goes, he wants me to put you up, not Renny - and this is after the fact when I said she’s not going up. Right after the HOH that’s waht was said - he got to pick one and if he would have just said Memphis, I wouldn’t have put that out there. That was a mistake, he might put me and you up if he gets HOH.

Keesha: so it’s not Renny he’s after - it’s me. It was me or Memphis, and you said no about me.
Dan: he wasn’t happy.
Keesha; now I’m suppose to go up…
Dan: yeah, he’s adding crazy stuff…
Keesha: only reason he wanted Renny was because I was protected.
Dan: I just don’t want Renny to think… to know.. she might find out anyway…
Keesha: how?
Dan: when Michelle goes up…
Keesha: Ollie will freak out? We’ll just say he’s lying. I’ll talk to her.
Dan: I just don’t want anything between us three..
Keesha: if you protect me over them… gotcha. I’ll just say he’s a liar, they’re going to do whatever they can, they don’t have anyone. He tell you today he wants me up?
Dan: yesterday… he was all been thinking about it… he was all since I added the protection of you, he wants to break the tie, or Keesha goes up.
Keesha; because April wanted me out.

Dan: don’t think anything I’ve heard makes me trust you any less.
Keesha; You’re talking Michelle, Jerry and Ollie - the whole time in this house, I’ve never even talked to Michelle. She kept coming up here throwing out crazy ass things… the more they talk, the more they tell you. Then Ollie - he was with April! Then Jerry… They’re always saying I have something with Renny. She came up and told Renny that I had an alliance with her - that was at the beginning. What did Jerry say.. did you know we got into it?
Dan: I’d found out.. I was like i thought you hada good relationship, and he was all yeah, but we had a fight…
Keesha: what he say?
Dan: So much crazy stuff. I don’t want this to be a fight with ANYONE… you promise?
Keesha; i promise.
Dan: He said he walked into a convo of you and Memphis, celebrating victory in Lake Tahoe!
Keesha: OMG! let me tell you about Lake Tahoe!
Dan: I was there for part of it!
Keesha; i told him he should take Ashley there!
Dan: i know! some of thes tuff they’re telling me… how do I not laugh, know what I mean?
Keesha: waht else?! Tell me! (she’s laughing hysterically!)
Dan: no! Nothing good can come from ti!
Keesha: no! I know he’s a liar, he lies to my face, you better tell me!
dan: noooooooo! Ok, like, remember how Libra called her the 2 headed snake? not the same analogy, but he said…

- fish… the hell are the others talking about? Harumph.

Keesha: I said I hope no one makes up lies, and he started laughing and I said I didn’t take anything out of thin air and make up a lie…
Dan: Did you insinuate he did?
Keesha: no - they were talking about it and he was like ahaha, that cocky laugh and I said I didn’t lie, but you did! because he was laughing!
Dan: KEEEEEEEEEEESHA! we needed hiM!
Keesha: I didn’t think before I spoke, I know! You lied about dan, I said - this is how I said it because I wasn’t mad at this point, you said he had an alliance with ollie and you! And he was all I never said that! And I looked at Ollie, but didn’t calle him out and he said that what he said… he came up with some story I don’t even know… and I was talking and he was talking over me, and he said that it was the 7 were left, then the guys would need to get together because the girls would.. and I said that’s stupid, and he was all you said that! And I was like - this mans crazy! he’s lying! straight up! and I looked at Ollie, and his eyes were real big, and I bit my tongue, and I looked at Jerry and said that’s funny, everyone told me how you laughed about lying about dan! Then inside… ollie’s like… we started laughing, beause we’re like.. and Ollie told me and that Jerry waslaughing - and Ollie was all call him LIbra - he believes his own lies!

Dan: I’ll tell you one hilarious thing you’ll apprecaite it. Tehre’s more to her then meets the eye - Dan the Man and Renny Roo - and he said it like you do…
Keesha he’s jealous, and scared. Next week -my ass up here in HOH? Guess who’s ass he’d be kissing. How’d he say it went down?
Dan: pretty much the same… he tried to explain the whole alliance thing.. oh! and that break in the 7 was planned from the beginning…
Keesha; oh eyah. I can handle all that - I’m sure i’ve been talked about 10 times worse…

Dan: those three.. it was all the same, the exact same phrases, and you know what that happens…
Keesha: that’s why they did it - they planned it. They’re trying to turn you against me.
Dan: tonight, Ollie;s gonna come up and ask me my decision, and I told him I’d be thinking between you adn Keesha…
Keesha: tell them your putting me up!
Dan: that’ll be more believable.
Keesha; Tell him that.
Dan: you think Renny will put Ollie up?
Keesha: oh yeah. not before? but now.. absolutely. Jerry would be a moron to put Ollie up, so…
Dan: he was telling me that I’d be safer over there with the three individuals… know you were getting nervous, but don’t.
Keesha; What did he call me!
Dan: anyways…
Keesha: DAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Dan: On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad did I spook you..
Keesha; not at all, because you told me. i didn’t agree with it, I didn’t like it because it was taking a chance.
Dan: It was a calculated risk.

Keesha; I can’t imagine being stuck in a jury house with tehse people. And the alliance thing with girls? I said that was the dumbest thing! I took out all the girls!
Dan: Keesha I neeeeeeed..
Keesha; I won’t say anything. I can keep my mouth shut.
Dan: Me protecting you is gonna come out with Ollie.
Keesha: I’ll call him a liar. I can turn it around.
Dan: just be ready.

Dan: the first night he was all “Im not tyring to throw a monkey wrench in..” and anyone says that, you know they are. Hey! Wanna go down there and hang with Michelle?
Keesha; what did Jerry say! Bad bad?
Dan: it was funny… well, you might not think so… No, because in the heat of the moment it’ll come out.. he was comparing you to an animal..
Keesha: what animal?
Dan: No! Ok. name five animals and I’ll say yes it’s one of the five.
Keesha: horse, cat, dog, monkey, or a bird…
Dan: Every week I’ll let you come up with more.. it’s not one of those. After eviction we’ll play again.
Keesha: WHAT DID HE CALL ME? DAAAAAAAAAAN!
Dan: i ahve to get Memphis. We’ll play every day…
Keesha; Like she’s like a….. not a snake, because it’s obvious.
Dan: We’ll have fun with it - every day five animals… process of elimination.
Keesha: A rabbit. He called me a rabbit. WHAT DID HE CALL ME?
Dan: Play the game. It’ll help the boredom.

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeext! (whew)

Keesha; remember that mouse we were talking about?
Dan: KEESHA… no. Crazy.

Dan and Memphis in the HOH
Dan: you’re gonna call me the master. I put a major rift between Ollie and Renny!
Memphis: she woudln’t shut up about him!
Dan: good or bad?
Memphis: he’s gotta go, he’s gotta go!
Dan; her name came out of his mouth, that’s why I did this! It’s a done deal. it was something stupid, too that she got pissed about. He said that Renny came to him and asked about the deal, and I got the time and location and everything - and she was mad. And one of themse lying, but either way it works for us.
Memphis: nice.

Dan: Man. there’s not a lot of Keesha fans out there.
Memphis: throwing her under the bus?
Dan: yeah.
Memphis: Ollie wants Renny.
Dan: nope. Jerry’s crazy…
Memphis: you sure?
Dan: no chance -our plan of having Keesha talk to him after? No chance. None.
Memphis: me?
Dan: you’d have the best chance. Even if he makes the deal though, he’s not gonna keep it.
Memphis: this is my thought. If I go to him one on one, don’t mention the girls.. tell him I can swing the votes, but you have to put up Ollie. Then he’d put Ollie and Renny up…
Dan: you just got to make him think you’re gonna work with him.
Memphis: I just don’t think he’ll believe it.
Dan: if you do it, it has to be while he’s still pissed at Keesha.
Memphis: after the POV.
Dan: yeah. I didn’t spook Renny did I?
Memphis: nope, I don’t think so.
Dan: I just didn’t want to spook you - s’why I brought you up last.
Memphis: nah, we’re good.

Dan: yeah, Jerry was all, Memphis won’t forget about this.. he still hates me… I was like I know, man, I’m scared… (laughing)
Memphis: if I do that, I’d have to tell the girls.
Dan: is it worth the 1 in 6 of Jerry winning to have Renny not trust you after working so hard to get her this week? Probably not.
Memphis: but to get ollie on the block, that’d be huge…
Dan: but if you were him?
Memphis: keesha and Renny would have to believe… I don’t think Renny would. she’d thinkI’d have a deal with him.
Dan: I wouldn’t do it for that reason. Now that you mention it.
Memphis: it’s a big chance…
Dan: but the chance of Jerry winning HOH…

Dan: after POV - he’ll come up here to me and you, but he won’t believe any deal from me after this.
Memphis: I jsut wish we could have an agreement..
Dan: All she had to do was keep her mouth shut… but I know it’s hard with Jerry. We should have kept them apart.
Memphis: Jerry got pissed off - but it was true, what the f*ck.

Dan: it’s starting to get sticky.
Memphis: It’s bad enough to chance Ollie… but with Jerry too.. Renny would flip, thinking it was us with Jerry. They might get rid of one of us instead of him.
Dan: Can Renny make a deal with Jerry then? Since she’s pissed at Ollie?
Memphis: I don’t know, but someone needs to try.
Dan: maybe it’s Renny now. That’s our best option… doesn’t put you at risk.

Dan: I almost want to pull Renny and Ollie up here to hash it out. But it could backfire.
Memphis: i wouldn’t say anything.
Dan: yeah. Just keep feeding her.
Memphis: I’m gonna keep putting beers up here - it’ll be full by the end of the week.

Dan: Michelle was all, am I safe am I safe, and I was like talk to Ollie.
Memphis: that puts it up on him.. nice…
Dan: I told Ollie I’ll make my decision Keesha or Renny tonight. He said it didn’t matter who… it’s a touch decision.. dude I’m telling you he’s believing me.

Dan: I don’t know how Keesha and Renny feel, but the other three feel you’re coming after me. So at least we saved me and you going up against each other.
Memphis: that’s the beauty of it.

Downstairs Renny and Keesha compare notes, while Memphis and Dan do the same thing upstairs and putting out possibles for next week.

Dan: Dude. If I’m up and you’re not? and there’s a mystery box? Dude… I can’t have you..
Memphis: (laughs) dude, I’m not gonna. I’ll win and take you down, but whatever it is that i give up? you win, you buy it for me!
Dan: done. But not if YOU win first place…
Memphis: just gonna play the game. Nothings keeping me from not winning.
Dan: we’re not gonna get anything out of Jerry this week. Wonder if you could sell your vote..

Memphis: i think we should go to him the night before, me keesha and renny and say we’ll keep him for $1k each. Even if he says no, who gives a fuck?
Dan: you can try it dude.
Memphis: but if he says no and gets pissed off.
Dan: depends on how scared he is.
Memphis: he jumps to conclusions.
Dan: if it could be me you and him - but he won’t trust me. I could bring him up and tell him tonight, but then he’d run and tell.
Memphis: and he’d tell Renny, and we can’t take that chance with her…
Dan: and he thinks your coming after me. So he won’t put me up.

Dan: I’ll plant the seed with ollie too. Tell him I pushed him too hard, but he’s gunning for me at a personal level..
Memphis: yeah, tell him at a game level I’m furious..
Dan: He’ll be all that’s why you need to come to us…

Memphis: waht time is the POV?
Dan: early. Dude, I don’t know if I’m ready for the fireworks…
Memphis: I know, this house - I’ve never seen a season… pretty big things.. like Brian, me staying, and this?
Dan: you’re the constant in all three of them!
Memphis: i know! recipe for disaster!
Dan: It may take the heat off of you… Ollie might be all… and it wouldn’t be bad if it keeps one of us of the block. We need to fuel that fire with keesha too, so he won’t keep Keesha next week.
Memphis: that’ll fuel itself. She’s pissed.

Dan: dude. the final four - whoever gets nominated? If I were to put up them too… Well, Renny’ll expect it. Keesha might not.
Memphis: if that happens, we’ll go to Keesha…
Dan: Yeah, that’d be deal time with Keesha… it’d be her time to go.
Memphis: we’d have to make a deal, to know she’s not leaving - because if she won the pov, your ass would go up, and she could vote you out.

Dan: here’s the thing too - don’t want to get too far ahead, but we might want to keep Renny… she won’t win endurance?
Memphis: remember the wall? she stood there longer then me!
Dan: oh yeah… Renny’s tougher then Keesha.

They break it up and head down to socialize.
Memphis: if MIchelle asks - we drank those beers.
Dan: of course.

—And I’m resting my fingers for a few minutes, ya’ll! I’ll open another post if it goes back to game talk instead of fun….—

or not - Michelle just asked to talk to Dan for a minute.

They go outside because Dan wanted air. Michelle just wanted to tell Dan taht she spoke to Ollie.
Michelle: can I just say one thing? It’s gonna be the biggest… and I want you to know I have your back, and I know that you made that move before because it was beneficial for you, and I think this is beneficial for you now. I want you to know I have your back, I’ve had your back. You know, you didn’t get this far to get screwed. I really feel like that… if it doesn’t happen like that you are… I just wanted you to know, thought you’d want to hear… are you ok?

Dan: yeah, it’s just a lot of stuff I’ve heard. I just need a break.
Michelle: oh, ok. But like, um. You really need to take everything.. i dunno..
Dan: people are gonna say a lot of stuff.
Michelle: and a lot of truth too, but what I said was truth. feel like I was in the same boat as you, because people would try and make me do things I didn’t want to do to benefit them instead of me. I have your back.
Dan: Ok, I appreciate it. Thanks.

— And NOW I’m resting my damn fingers! *L*

Late night:
fun and games with the Fantastic Four, sour grapes and bashing with Ollie/April, Jerry slept. At one point Dan got a bucket of cold water from the hose, and tossed it over Keesha as she showered… which was amusing as hell.

Dan: Do you still love me?
Keesha; NO!
Dan: Waht?
Keesha: you’re so mean to me.
Dan: In your heart you still love me…

Renny asked Dan if he was going for the record for the dirtiest crotch since he hasn’t washed his swim shorts. Then she refuses to smell his shirt - which he says smells like licorice because of the deoderant Memphis gave him.

Dan: if you smell the armpit on this shirt I won’t bother you for 24 hours.
Renny: uh…no.

Michelle asked if she could listen to Dan’s cd - he said no, tomorrow. Somehow I don’t think that’s gonna happen. Heh.

Meanwhile, ollie/Michelle take their bashsession from the Sauna to the Poodle Room.

Ollie: I hope he ain’t making this stuff up.
Michelle: If he’s making this up, I will make sure he doesn’t have his job. He hasn’t seen me yet.
Ollie: He hasn’t seen me yet!
Michelle: He’s being nice to him because the shits hiting the fan.
Ollie: Either way it’s hitting the fan. I might get kicked out for hitting somebody, for real. might have to hold me back.
Michelle: I know, I feel, I know.

Renny/Keesha/Memphis talk in the Hippie room about if it’s worth it to approach Jerry to get a deal in exchange for his vote. They’re not sure if it’s worth it to even try at this point. Renny’s offered to approach him, but she isn’t sure she wants to even now. They figure Jerry will be coming after them anyway, may as well try to get something out of him.

I predict more of the same for the rest of the night - topped off by fun and games in the Hippie room, sour grapes in the Poodle Room, and one HOH listening to his CD… And so, unless something else happens, I’m off to the couch, my blanket, and my cold syrup. Night ya’ll!

(I called that! All the houseguests tucked in for the night and sleeping by 1:30 am, just 20 minutes after I said not much more would happen. heh.)

PS: Father Dan’s Proverb for the night: Proverbs 17:1 Better a dry crust with peace then a houseful of feasting with strife. Amen, Father Dan, amen.