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:00 previously on BB…

:02 Flash back to the eviction! Dan tells us that when he heard there was a double eviction, he just hoped his alliance would come out unscathed. Jerry tells us when Michelle left, he saw his alliance dwindling, going down one by one. Keesha says she fell bad, but she was one of Michelle’s biggest targets, so she had to go and renny says she was crazy about Michelle, but she remained loyal to the alliance. Ollie says he will avenge her leaving. Memphis: thank god Michelle is gone, the things that came out of her mouth were ridiculous. She was a complainer, a pain in the ass, and thought she deserved the money more then anyone else. See ya, don’t let the door hitcha.

Keesha: so Michelle leaves - no chance to let anything sink in, it’s time for HOH.

Flash back to the HOH - and Memphis says crap, no way she’s gonna be able to do this math! his face was hysterical!) We see her win, and the excitement as she grins in the Diary room “YES! I just needed it SO bad, for me and my teammates. I thought I was gonna cry.” Dan says after Keesha won, the nominations were obvious, made him feel pretty good.

Flashback to nominations.
Jerry says you never feel safe, don’t know what’s going on in their minds, I jsut said play your hardest. Ollie says (previously) that his back was against the wall and he plays his hardest then.

Flashback to the Veto Competition. Dan says his whole weak strategy is a wash, he won hoh, 2 vetos, no one will believe he’s weak. he pulls Keesha and Memphis over to see who they wanted to go home, she says Ollie, Memphis tells us he was grinning ear to ear. Dan grabs Renny in “she said Ollie” then Memphis and Dan have a quick Renegade handshake celebration in the bathroom, while Ollie sits alone on his bed, head in hands.

Time for the nomination ceremony - he does not use the POV. Ollie mutters to Jerry that”we don’t get a week to campaign, do we” Ollie is evicted and storms out.

They all fall over and Dan says he couldn’t have written a better script, the only one they have to get rid of is Jerry. They show him asking for them to be kind and talk to him. Jerry tells us he’s all alone, facing four that have been in an alliance a long time, he’s not sure of his chances for survival. He says he knew that Ollie would vote for Michelle, when you 75 you can’t let one little incident stop him. Renny says she finds it hard to talk to him, they have nothing in common! (love the music)

Fabulous Four Celebration Time in the Hippie Room! As Jerry plods back to his room, then fast beats as they congratulate Keesha and Dan jumps on the bed. The four exit, and Jerry is unpacking, alone. Fab Four on the couches. Memphis says he was happy to see Ollie go, cakewalk to the final four. Renny says dude, we may win the game. Memphis ‘he knows he’s not safe now.’

:10 Commercial!

:13 We’re back. 8bb time… Dan is asking what time it is, and what time it is there, and what it would be in New Orleans, and dan says that means it’s 10 there, and she says 6, and Dan says she knows her time zone! Renny has it backwards though. Renny “don’t laugh! You’re making an ass out of yourself…” They ask who celebrates NYE first - she gets that right, and she insists, “Don’t tell me I don’t know the time, you thik I’m a dummy?” Renny: wait, wait! What are you asking me? if it’s 8… it’s 10!

Memphis laughs “Renny was gonna smack Dan!”

Cut to the hippie room, as Keesha asks if Dan and Memphis can imitate her laugh… Memphis tells us her laugh is definitely one at at ime. Dan says the only time he’s heard one before was the hyeena’s at the zoo - it starts with a long weird noise followed by the laugh, (all of this spliced with her laugh of course) Dan imitates it - and does a pretty good job… and I’m giggling like crazy. Renny says she’s sure Dogs can heal her all over the place. She tells the houseguests she’s never been teased about it before, she says her boyfriend doesn’t tease her. Memphis says he’s just being nice.

It’s time for the HOH competition! Keesha comes out in a carnival outfit, Renny has memories, Dan says skeeball! Memphis tells us the obvious, they have to win it, Dan says 3vs 1, if you can’t win that, one deserves to go home. Jerry says he has to win to survive, the whole house is against him, he has to play his heart out to win it.

:18 Commercial!

:21 We’re back - Step right up houseguests and take your shot at winning HOH! You’ll be asked what day something happened, day 1 -day 52. After you answer the question, aim for the day you think it occured, For every day your are off, you get a penalty point - the one with the least penalty points wins.

1. What day did Jerry call Dan Judas at the POV? Jerry says he remembers the day, just not the exact number. Renny says she’s never paid skeeball, once or twice, aimed for the 30s but it was a bad shot. Memphis says he didn’t know any days, broke it down into weeks. Dan says it was an everlasting moments so, he knew what day it was.

Day 35 - Dan, 39. 4 points.Memphis 6, Jerry 7, Renny, 15.

2. Round two - what day were there reports of Aliens in the windows of the BB House? Jerry says his roll was off, he aimed for 19 but it rolled over.

Day 14 - Renny - 5, for a total of 20. Memphis 9, 15. Jerry 7, 14. Dan 4 - 8. He says the object was to end up with the least points - and he’s leading at this point.

3. What day was Brian blindsided and put on the block?

Day 6. Dan 3/11, Jerry 5/19, Memphis 5/20, Renny 4/24 Memphis says at least Dan’s winning because he sucks. It was a guessing game for him.

4. What day did past houseguests return with news from the outside world?

Day 32 - Renny 14/38, Mephis 8/28, Jerry 3/22, Dan 5/16. Dan says big surprise Renny is horrible, it’s up to him and Memphis.

5. What day did a 5.4 earthquake hit the BB house?

Day 22: Renny 4/42, Memphis 2/30, Jerry hit it right on, remains at 22, Dan 4/20. Jerry says he was down 2, he’s gonna keep fighting. Two rounds remaining.

6. What day was Jessie evicted?

Day 31: Dan says he rolled for day 30, then bounced away, and landed on day 20, and he was in a world of hurt. Renny 9/51, Memphis 3/33, Dan 11/31, Jerry 25 points and in the lead. Memphis says it was the worst thing to happen

7. What day did America give you lollipops? Dan says he has to get it right, margin or error is like that big, wanted ot land in 39 and it landed there, now he needs Jerry to be 7 points away.

Day 39: Dan - 31 total. Jerry - 35, giving him 29 penalty points, and Jerry wins HOH. He says don’t ever underestimate an old man, aside from surviving 2 evitions now this, he’s reved up! Dan says he knew it would be a rough week for him, he knows he’s going on the block. Keesha says one of them is going home and it sucks. Jerry tells them he doesn’t know where he’s going with it, just talk to him.

Hippie room, Memphis/Keesha. Memphis says it’s gonna be dirty, Keesha says no matter what you say, you already know, and they agree it sucks. Dan thinks it will be him and Renny, they both put it up. Memphis points out they all fought with him. Memphis says beat me out there, but I ain’t making no deal. Keesha says he’ll try, and she doesn’t know what he’ll do. Memphis admits it’s completely up in the air. Jerry says “wow…” and we go to commercial!

:34 Commercial!

:37 Who wants to see Jerry’s HOH room? Memphis says that everyone knew it was time to pucker up and kiss his ass. The five of them go upstairs to see his pictures - new ones, grandkids, Joanne, a box he made - Dan says they should make it the veto box. Jerry tells us that suddenly your popular as HOH, people look for ways to survive. He got a toy - and Jerry says it’s Hissy, and he has to tell them a story. After bypass surgery, the doctor bought it for him. A guy in India ran into the forest and ran into a snake, and … (they cut it, and cut it, and so.. and so.. and going around… and everyone is listening.. Dan tells us at the end of the day who wants to listen to the story, but staying awake could be the difference between staying and going - the moral of the story is hiss, don’t strike and bite.

Downstairs, hippie room, Memphis/Keesha. Memphis says that he’s been playing out all the scenarios, Keesha says she doesn’t want to see any go, but they know one has to leave. memphis says if Keesha wins, she wants her to take him, if Dan wins, the same. Memphis tells her he’s never gonna see any of them the rest of his life, he needs her there. Memphis says he doesn’t want to make a deal, but wants her to think if it’s down to the final three, he’ll choose her. He’s trying to put it that way without saying it.

Cut to Renny’s sleep walking. Hahaha! Memphis says Renny was sleep walking, more then wacky, off the reservation. renny’s looking for her candy bar… finds a pingpong ball, and Memphis and keesha are giggling. Memphis tells her not to eat the pingpong ball. Keesha says she’s hilarious, awake or asleep. They tell her not to choke on the candy bar, she says it’s not her time… they laugh..

Cut to morning in the kitchen, as Renny says she doesn’t know waht was going on, almond joys in her bed and she doesn’t remember it. Haha!

Renny and Keesha in the Hippie room. Keesha says he knows Renny and her are together, and Renny says to put up the two guys or the two girls. Keesha says that she’s gonna need Renny this week, more then ever. Renny says one of us is going home, Keesha points out they don’t know who.

Outsie, Dan and Memphis talk. If they make it through this week, they’re money. Memphis says he won’t want to be up next week, he says he’ll say that that he hasn’t forgotten Dan put him on the block. dan asks if it’s worth trying to make a deal to get through the week - Memphis says it’s the only hope. memphis tells us that they can’t be on the block together to get the Renegades to survive the week.

Memphis/Jerry in the HOH room. Jerry says he laid awake hours and hours, he thought it through and it includes Memphis. Memphis says he’s looking to stay off the block, and decide who goes home. Jerry wants an agreement to go final two, period. It’s the safest thing for both of them. memphis says he’s totally ok with that, and wants to battle the best person in the game and right now it’s Jerry. Jerry says they have to fight like hell to win the POV. If he takes Dan off, it would fuck everything up, and Dan doesn’t deserve to be there. Memphis says he doesn’t trust him, he put him on the block, and Jerry says if Dan is gone they can acheive final two - Jerry says he won’t break it, and they shake. Jerry tells us that he trusts Memphis more then the others, because he doesn’t see him making a lot of promises. Memphis tells us he has to make Jerry think he has a deal, so that he can stay off the block and keep Dan in the house and keep the Renegades alive another week.

:47 Commercial!

:51 Nomination time! Memphis says when Jerry won, he was concerned, but now he feels safer and feels like he’ll escape this week. Dan says he’s given jerry so many reasons to put him up, he hasn’t called anyone else a Judas, he’ll be shocked if he’s not up. Renny says he could go up, and if so, she knows she’s going home. Keesha is worried, she has a gut feeling that she’s going on the block. Jerry says none of the decisions are personal in nature, it’s well thought out, planned and hopefully past nest week to get final three, then final two.

He calls the ceremony to order. The fab four smiel and go inside.

Key Order: Renny, Memphis.

Jerry says he’s nominated Dan and Keesha, both of them have nominated him. Dan it’s a matter of trust, nothing else, Keesha, it’s 2 hoh and a pov, she’s a good player, no matter who he put in the box, the POV will govern who goes home. Ceremony over.

Jerry says his goal is to get Dan out. Keesha is a pawn, Renny is loyal to Keesha, and they keep paying games on him. Dan says he was happy, it gives him a shot with Memphis, the Veto is very important, if Memphis wins it, it’s the best case scenario. Keesha says being nominated sucks, but she’ll fight. POV is huge, it’ll get dirty, game on. Memphis says he has an agreement with keesha, a deal with Jerry and a deal with Dan. The only person he doesn’t have a deal with is Renny, if he can get her out, he’s sitting pretty.

Who will win the POV and will it be used? Find out Tuesday at 9/7central!