Big Brother Craze

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4:00
T-1 minute!
4:00
Previously on Big Brother.. here we go, kids!
4:01
Haha.. jeff “made out” in a different way… the Coup d’etat. Nice recapper dude! *L*
4:02
Nice soundbite - Ronnie: I try to handle everything with class. (fart).
4:02
Flashback to the eviction speeches…
4:02
Ronnie’s of course.
4:03
And the eviction.
4:03
Michele says oh my goodness - he’s bitter because he didn’t make it to the jury
4:03
Lydia says she’s super excited to survive and Jessie voted against her and tht sucks
4:03
Jeff says that Russell was true to his word and things are going his way…
4:04
Jessie says they lost a very good wingman, he’ll be remembered and revenge will be sweet
4:04
Kevin says toodles - and does a happy dance for us…
4:05
Kevin tells Michele he was just mad because she was the swing vote. Russ says that Jessie and Natalie showed they weren’t loyal, as well as Chima. Kevin thought that Ronnie had it. Jeff tells us that he chose not to use it to ensure his safety this week.
4:05
Flashback to the HOH win of Chimas…
4:06
We see her celebrate - and she says that it means she, natalie and Jessie are safe, and Russell had to hand her the key, sweet revenge. Russell tells us he hates it. They had a very public fight and he is going to kiss some major ass.
4:06
Lydia says that she’s preparing herself to be nomiated a third time since she’s friends with Natalie. Jeff says that Chima won, and she shouldn’t get too excited because he’s realy the one in control this week.
4:06
(LOVE JEFF)
4:07
In the kichen, Chima says that she’s eenie miny moe.. ajnd Natalie reminds them the wizard out there. Jordan says that they’re alling it the Wizard and hopefully its for the good people not the evil peple. Natalie makes sure to put out there you don’t have to use it
4:07
Jeff says he loves it, and he is going to use it and he’s confident he’ll use it wisely.
4:08
Lydia says she’ll be shocked if she doesn’t go up, Michele agrees. She knows if she doesn’t go up she’s the replacement nom…
4:09
Natalie/Chima talk, and Chima says that Natalie and Jessie are safe, and she knows Jeff and Jordan aren’t going after her, and everyon thinks she’s going to put up Russell. natalie throws him under the bus a bit - and then said “but, if he won next week, it would be a number for us, he wouldn’t put us up…”
4:09
Who wants to see the HOH room?
4:09
Kevin says that there was one little girl picture of Chima who’s thorwing attitude and he knew THATS Chima…. She says her family is small but filled with strong women… and her letter is from her mom…
4:10
She said she didn’t know if she’d have the energy to write the letter, but the letter says everyone is taking care of her. Chima tells us that it was encouraging.
4:11
She says hearing from her mom is having someone to refer too for strength. Michele says it’s nice to see a woman as HOH - she knows they have differences, but she hopes that Chima dislikes other people more than her..
4:12
We see Michele and CHima talk in the HOH - Michele says that things change, and Chima admits that Natalie and Jessie are in her ear, and she doesn’t know if she wants Russell to say. She’s said she wants a woman to win, and she was gonna put women up and then she was like, why, why not put up one of the strongest competitors out of the house.
4:12
Chima says her alliance wants Russell for numbers, and the power is a big responsibility… Michele tells her to make the decision that’s right for her.
4:12
Commercial!
4:15
We’re back
4:16
Chima and Russell in the HOH. Chima wants to know why he’s there. Russell says he made a mistake, and he’s sorry - he tells us he has to mend his relationship or he’ll be going hom.
4:16
home.
4:17
Chima tells him that she said she’d put him up for personal reasons… Russell says that he lost hiscool, but he’s not going against her. Chima says that even with the apology she has a hard time trusting him. And she says Michele told her - and he says she made him look like a liar and he didn’t lie. He knows she’s strong and admires her.
4:17
Chima tells us that she doesn’t trust him on a personal level, but she has to decide if it’s enough to put him up…
4:18
Jeff and Jordan are watching a spider (this was a couple weeks ago. *L*) They watch him make a web, and if a bird flys in there the big ass spider is gonna eat it. They decide that the webbing comes from the wrist like spiderman. Jordan thinks it’d be hard to learn to make a web for her… and she wants to know how spiders mate - it it’s like a horse from behind. Jeff: what do you think about all day?!?
4:20
Green room - Chima tells them the story of her rape by a serial killer (this was week one?) He broke in, gun mask and everything, she was asleep… he could have chopped her, but she fought. It proves how much of a fighter she was… she didn’t escape unharmed, she had to have two surgerys for her face.. she talks about it as a survivor, she knows you have to deal with it, not forget it. He was put to death, it didn’t destroy her. She has her moments but it didn’t destroy her
4:20
Kevin tells us he has a newfound respect for her, it didn’t destroy her, and she can still be cheerful. Chima tells them that she wants to talk to young girls, something empowering and Jeff encourages her. Jeff tells us people get too caught up in the game and you have to look into who people really are..
4:22
Jordan tells Jeff she thinks they’re going up - Jeff calls her paranoid. Jordan says she’s prepared for it, and Jeff wants to know why Russell wouldn’t go up, she says they’re cool now. Jordan says she think Michelle has the mystery power… and Jeff says their safe, he thinks so, it’ll be Russell/Ldia and then Michele. Jeff tells us it’s the toughest part not being able to tell Jordan..
4:22
Commercial!
4:22
[Comment From judy]
we are having a thunderstorm in kansas and lost our satellite signal….thank you for this…it is the next best thing to watchine it!!!
4:22
You’re wlecome Judy!
4:24
[Comment From Melissa]
Ah, you left out the part where Jeff kissed Jordan on top of the head when he told her they were safe. Too sweet!
4:24
Yeah, he did that. I think I screencapped it when it happened on the feeds. It was defintely an AWWWW moment…
4:25
[Comment From Traci]
So glad Jeff said in his DR that he plans on using the power!
4:25
Me too! I knew he was a smart cookie!
4:25
And we’re back..
4:25
And someone rings the doorbell!
4:26
Natalie that’s the doorbell! And Jeff is like JEREMY PRIVIN! OMG! He just walks in and everyone is shocked…
4:26
So he brings them into the other room, and Jeff tells us Jeremy is up there in his top 8 of favorite celebs…
4:26
Chima says he had a great energy and everyone was abuzz about it…
4:28
He wants know who the first one to lose it is…. and he says his money is on Lydia - he’s been tehre for 11 minutes and he’s about to have a complete breakdown.. and he wants to know who’s been hooking up… and they say Jeff/Jordan and Lydia says that she laid on top of Kevin.. and Priven jokes big brother made you STRAIGHT?

they’re having a lux comp, to see the Goods… Jeremy’s new movie.. and he shows them a preview…
4:29
He says one member of the winning team will get a really big cash prize… the compettiion begins in the bck yard, he says good luck,, and shakes hands and gives hugs. He is in the DR and says that he would go insane… and teases Kevin that he’s his new straight friend… Kevin says he’ll find them… it’s easy. Jessie says it was a breath of fresh air, and he wants to chill outside the house, that’s awesome
4:30
They go outside and it looks like a used car lot and a junk yard, there were foam air fresheners, two cars, it was an organized mess..
4:31
Hs big brother got a deal for you! What does it take? hving the goods to sell the most… they all choose what team their on -shirts or ties. they divided into two teams of four - and Jeff says “Let’s sell this bitch” Jordan, russel natalie and Jessie were on the other team, Jeff was a little bummed, but you ahve to split up sometime.
4:31
Each of the items has the amount they’ll sell and they are to load up the car then get in the front seat. And one member of the winning team will walk away with a big payday while the losing team will be the Have Nots.
4:32
As HOH - Chima will get to see the screening and get a chance for the money, if she correctly decides the winning team. She chooses the shirts and Ntalie says of course, she knows we’re winners….
4:32
They all get in the cars - and ready set go!
4:33
They go out and start grabbing stuff and shoving it into the cars.. Russell says thre was 5 minutes, but they also had different points, so you had to be strategic about it…
4:35
Kevin says it was a blur, it was just stuff stuff jam jam he didn’t care about points.. Kevin picks up a surf board, and drops it, and Jessie stole it - said bargain shopping wasn’t a problem for him. Lydia says the biggest competition was the other team could snag items… Kevin points out their taking it… Jordan has the bear and she’s trying to get it in there, it was 1`7 points and she shoves it in there.. Lydia asks for help gettig something in… and Jeff tells us that after all the objects are in tehre, the whole team has to get in… and close the door. Kevin said he couldn’t fit in and he had to shove his face into Lydias butt and it worked..
4:35
Jeff starts naming how big his back and arms and he said scoot over ladies the big mans coming in…
4:35
Jeff poins out they spent five minutes shoving it in there, now they have to unload it…
4:36
The ties have 399 cars sold!
4:36
The shirts are starting to get nervous, because that’s a lot of points.. they start counting it out and Jordan says tehre’s a big ole TUNA, and she wanted to see that movie…
4:37
The bear was the deciding factor!
4:37
Jordan won it for them - they needed 7 points, and they wanted to elave it out of the car but she grabbed it so they won!
4:37
Jeff says he’s not happy, but take the good with the bad, he is the mystery holder, and met Jeremy priven, and so slop for a couple days isn’t bad…
4:38
The winning team opens their “commission checks” to see who has the most - Russell wins $10,000!
4:38
Russell says he knew he had to control his emotions, but he was happy to win, but they still get to see the movie -group hug!
4:38
Commercial…
4:38
[Comment From Tarri]
Jessie says he’s been there too long. Good, send him home.
4:39
I agree Tarri.
4:41
[Comment From polkastria]
I can’t wait for Thursday to see what Jeff does.
4:41
Me too!
4:41
And we’re back..
4:42
Jessie’s sleeping and Lydia curls up with him and says Hi… he asks what’s up and Lydia says even thought he voted to evict her, she’s still going to be his friend because it benefits her in this game. He says his butt is sore, she said she’d rub it. Here goes Nataile to grab him and say lets go lay down. Lydia tells us that’s really annoying…
4:42
Jessie joins Chima and NAtalie in the HOH room.
4:44
Natalie wants to know what Lydia told him, he says nothing, and natalie says you can hug me, go hug lydia next, she’s waiting for you. Go talk to her, she’s not gonna be mad but when she puts her on the block and fuck her she’s gonna blame it on him. he says whatever. and Natalie says talk to her but the second she screws us it’s gona be WW5. Jessie says they’ll do what they need to do to get past this week, then she won’t talk to her. Natalie says do whatever you need to do, talk to her, sleep with her, whatever.
4:44
Jessie tells us that enough is enough, he’s trying to mend a fence with popsicle sticks and bubble gum…
4:44
Cheesy music… artistic shots of Jessie/Natalie…
4:45
emphasizing they were separate - then Jessie goes back upstairs..
4:46
He says at the end of teh day he only has them two and they’re all he has and he won’t piss them off, and Ntale says that’s the friend you decided to talk too, and if she’s a good friend, she should have their back too. Chima tells us Ntalie and Jessie are fighting over Lydia, and if they stop talking, their alliance is over, sotheir alliance will be helped if Lydia goes hom…
4:46
Food item Americas Vote!
1. Jalapeno peppers and pepperoni
2 sqqueeze cheese and kimchi
3. sweet pickles and anchovies..
4:46
Commercial!
4:46
[Comment From Happy]
Jeff and Jordan should make a guest appearence on Entourage after this!!!
4:50
Nomination time. Michele hopes the girl power bond will keep her off the block.
4:50
Russell says that the cards are stacked against him…
4:50
Jordan says she’s scared because she and Jeff are not on the “cool” side of the house.
4:51
Chima says her noms are based on personal and strategic, she’ll keep in mind those who have betrayed her.
4:51
She calls the ceremony to order.
4:51
She pulls the first key - Natalie. (shocker. Not.)
4:52
Jessie.
4:52
Kevin
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Michele
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Jordan
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Jeff
4:53
jeff says “thank you chima for making me sweat”
4:53
Chima says Russell, it shouldn’t come as any surprise. She relizes that he apologized but she has a problem trusting him and in order to avoid lydia voting for him, she has to be next to him.
4:53
Lydia says the momma bear is protecting bay bear Natalie, and going after the lone wolf.
4:54
Russell says that he has so much anger he wants to go off, but wants to not do that and win epople over with kindness, he’s trying to stay in the game. Jessie says he’s worried about the mystical power, the unicorn that will come up and say Jessie go home.
4:54
Jeff says after the POV, he decides who HE wants out of the house, not Chima…
4:54
Who will win POV? find out Tuesday….
4:54
[Comment From Tarri]
squeeze cheese might be good on baked slop
4:54
[Comment From Guest]
Jeff and Jordan thinking they are not in the “cool” bunch. FUNNY.
4:54
[Comment From Guest]
Stupid. Dumb move putting them in that obvious of an order. Everyone pretty much knows where they stand. Amateur move.
4:55
Everyone knew where they stood already..
4:55
And we’re clear - thanks for watching wiht me!
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