Big Brother Craze

5:45 - Trivia. Nomination time!

I’ll have the spoiler here as soon as they come through - or when I get back from the Birthday Party. (She’s 15. How did I let this happen?!)

9:21 I’m back! Sorry, we ended up having a food fight. hee. Teenagers are FUN!

Russell and Lydia are nominated - I’m going back now to catch anything important I missed - stay tuned!

Russell is taking it hard, says it hurts to be nominated by his own team, and even more that it was Chima that did it. He told Lydia that she could pretty much do or say whatever she wants this week, they want him.

Around 8:30, Jeff joined CHima and Jessie in the HOH room, and Chima worked him over for his vote to evict Russell. He doesn’t commit exactly, but makes sure they know he doesn’t want to make any enemies. Jessie goes in for the kill, giving his ‘with us or against us’ speech we’ve heard 15 thousand times. Chima says that it was a personal decision, but also a strategic move - Russell is strong, and untrustworthy and tells him it’s the same as how he felt about Ronnie. Jeff mentions everyone that sits on the couch next to him outside is toast. Ha!

Jessie is riding the paranoia train in a big way, convinced that Jeff has the power. Chima tells him to read the bible, and pick up a copy of the Secret too. Jessie is convinced Jeff is gonna be his undoing with the wizard power.

Jessie: you haven’t lived what I lived!
Chima: I thought BB10 was BB10…

Jessie’s also pissed about something that was said by Michele or Lydia, wants to call them out - and it’s a roll reversal as Natalie talks him down.

9:30 HOH
Natalie: if Jeff had the power, why would he make me a deal not to use it if he’s on the block?
Jessie: Crazy ass Michele has it.
Chima: She doesn’t have it. She was up my butt to stay off the block I’m not playing the what if game! You always tell us not too! We don’t know what the mystery power is!
Jessie: but that’s how that power was…
Chima: They’d have a big problem on their hands, then!
Natalie; You don’t know what it is, Jessie
Chima: there has to be something negative
Jessie: THe only negative is you and you down, you and you up.
Chima: First of all - it’s the LIVE SHOW. Don’t fuck with me on the live show. I”d be up there this is some sort of bullshit! They’ll fishtank me the whole time, you hear me. Because what would I be here for.
Jessie: That’s what it was..
Chima: then they would be taking all my power. You think I’m kidding? I’d pitch a fit on the couch, and then camp out in the diary room. I’d be all Julie no. This is you talking, I need you lik this.
Natalie: You ain’t in charge no more, I’m the head bitch in charge!
Chima: I’ll camp out up here. NO I ain’t going down stairs. I would throw a hissy fit like you ain’t never seen on reality television.

Jessie: I’ll lay on the landmine for you guys, so you can get farther…

BB: Chima to the DR
Chima: They want to make sure I won’t do everything I just said I was gonna do.
Natalie; tell them fair warning.. don’t fuck with me. If they ask you, that means that IS how the power works
Chima: good point - now thier not gonna ask.

Natalie: Jeff you better not use that Wizard power on me! I’ll haunt you in your sleep. There’s only three people I think it is - you, michele, kevin.

Checking dates on something in the fridge…

Natalie; it’s the 8th. Old boy went out on Thursday, so this is Saturday. So what am I? Right.
–Lessa: Wrong. Nice try though, Einstein.

(and we’re caught up. Whooo!)

9:53 - Lydia and Michele are at the Hot tub, Jessie’s to the DR, Natalie’s on the patio with Russell, Chima and Jeff are in the kitchen. General Slop chitchat…

Chima asks Russell to help her with the steaks.

Jeff: Maybe if I make the liver spicy as hell, I won’t know what it is…
Chima: are they in a sauce already?
Jeff: IN their own blood. yummy huh? I’m gonna give it a shot with an open mind! I’ve had liver and don’t like it, but there’s a lot of stuff I can try. I would have done good with the calamari! And I love squash! One tasted just like a pumpkin! It was awesome.

Jeff: I tried to make french toast slop - it was french gross slop.

10:01 Natalie/Russell on the patio. Though Jeff already told Russell what was said in the HOH about him, Natalie tells Russell that Jessie tried to get Chima to put up Michele and Lydia.

Natalie: bottom line, she felt she couldn’t trust you, you said things behind her back
Russell: You and Jessie say anything
Natalie; we told her it was a game, but she kept saying that she was obligated to put him up after what happened.
Russell: Jessie gonna vote for me?
Natalie: uhhuh.
Russell: you tell her that? She’s not mad?
Natalie: Yeah. You have the POV.

They go in to help with steaks, and Jeff talking more about what he can do with the liver, etc.

Jessie/Lydia play pool
Jessie: What did you do to you eyes? It’s not attractive.
Lydia: I’m not here for your entertainment.

Jessie whispers something - I missed it…

Lydia: Russell says that he was upset that you took three, because you were supposed to take four, three’s his lucky number and Karma was a bitch that’s why he got 10 grand.
Jessie: trust me, I wish I got 10 grand.

Lydia: You voted the way you wanted to last time, right?
Jessie: I’m not gonna talk about it right now.

Lydia: Were you impressed that I could communicate without saying anything
Jessie: that your still making enemies while you’re mute.

Lydia: Would you be made at me if I put make up on you while you slept?
Jessie: uh, yeah. It would go on national tv
Lydia: and you don’t think the tonail polish did? Isn’t this the next step?
Jessie: Do it and you won’t even get a sympathy vote.
Lydia: you’re not gonna vote for me anyway.
Jessie: you think so..
Lydia: it’s what I know.

They’;re game is over, and Lydia goes to chat with Jeff on the hammock - to “share an interesting stone” she was just given.

Lydia: so, remember when I wasn’t talking earlier? When I was mute? Michele told Natalie that I wanted you out of here, while I wasn’t even talking. Jessie said listen, Natalie told me that Michele said you said it and I was like I wasn’t even talking. So, I wanted to let you know that, that I didn’t say that.
Jeff: alright. I apreesh.
Lydia: I washed the blankets and our pillows…
Jeff: thanks!

They talk about slop, liver, etc.

Lydia: I hope I stay. Russell told me he was gonna ask for votes, but not slander me.
Jeff: i wouldn’t worry until after POV.

Jordan joins. Lydia tells her about the whole thing.

Jordan: So ask Michele, and see what she says.
Jeff: yeah, and then ask Natalie.
Jordan: Just ask.. don’t do it to start anything, but just ask.
Lydia: yeah, I’m not gonna call her in front of all them. I just wanted to tell you Jeff, that I didn’t say it, I was being mute.
Jeff: I apreesh.

Inside - Natalie is pissed.
Natalie: Don’t even talk to me about it. I told him not to tell her. I told him not to tell Lydia and he just went and did it anyways.
Jessie: if it’s true, why does it matter?
Natalie: Why does it Matter.
Chima: is everyone outside?
Natalie: yeah. now it’s all gonna start. There was zero relevance, zero point in telling her that at all.

Chima: I don’t know what you’re talking about? but I don’t think we should talk about it.
Natalie: Go hang out with Lydia. That’s who you can tell things too.
Jessie: done.

Lydia talks to Michele - and Michele misheard her on the couh, and admits that she said it. Lydia says that it’s fine, no worries at all.. she understands.

Natalie goes to yell at Jessie some more.
Natalie: he’s coming after ME! Now you involved both of us in it!
Jessie: he’s coming after me! If she said it she said it!

She leaves the green room again, where Jessie is still pacing.

Natalie: I don’t understand why it’s being brought up right fucking now! Why does it need to be brought up? What’s it gonna change?! What was the point of telling her that.
Jessie: she wasn’t talking at all! She got told you can’t play the game that way, she just got told to start talking. I thought it was humorous
Natalie: It’s humorous? It’s gonna start a fight and I’m gonna be in the middle of it!
–Lessa: shocker. Natalie in the middle of a fight. gasp!

Natalie: certain people don’t use their heads in this house. Can you tell me if you hear anything out there? any yelling or anything?
Russell: Lydia’s yelling..
Natalie; she is?!
Russell: just kidding. Now its fun to fuck with people
Natalie: yeah, wtf you gonna do to me, put me on the block?
Russell: no, its dead silent outside.
Natalie; apparently we didn’t know that certain people in this house are liars.
Russell: I’m out of the loop on this one..

Natalie; so what’s the point? to start shit? so one of us can get wizzed out of here?! No fucking shit, we know she’s a liar.

Michele goes to talk to Jordan - Jeffs in the DR.
Michele: is Jeff mad at me?
Jordan: he’s not mad at you! Why would he be…
Michele: he said that I said..
Jordan: she said something..
Michele: no, she was talking to kevin, and I thought I heard her say she wanted Jeff out.. so I asked Natalie because Jessie tells her everything, and they told her, and.. I was like were you joking? did you say Jessie, did you say Jeff? I wasn’t trying to start anything, you know, I was just trying to clarify… So he heard that, is he mad now?
Jordan: He heard it, but no, I don’t think he’s mad at you… I don’t know, ask him. I think she said that you said..
Michele: no..
Jordan: I wanna win hoh, be up there with white slippers…
Michele: nice warm robe… I want this week to be over, not have to worry about wizzards.

Inside in the kitchen, Natalie and Jessie are going at it again..

Natalie; it’s all fine until someone confronts someone else and then starts a fight and now I’m involved!
–Lessa: and that would be different… how?

Jessie talks to Lydia in the bathroom
Lydia: I talked to her and him. She admitted to it. She said I said it to you.. she said she misheard you..
Jessie: there’s no way it’s gonna be better, she’s freaking out. She think that there’s gonna be a fight.
Lydia: She says it was the other day out there, we were talking about jeff, and I said no, and she said she misheard - she feels bad, but it’s ok, it’s fine.

Jessie goes back to the kitchen to Natalie
Jessie: you just blew up for no reason. It’s neverending. Neverending. She went out and admitted that’s what she said.
Natalie: great. It didn’t even take 30 minutes..
Jessie: she wasn’t even talking.
Natalie: thanks for creating a new enemy for me.
Jessie: Whatever. Who do you think she’s gonna put up next to me? Russell?
Natalie; that’s not the point! Its not the point!

Jessie goes to the posh room, the storage room, slamming things around. He threw his protein powder into the living room, the cap came off and it spills everywhere. He’s cleaning it up.

Outside, Russell/Michele play pool… they’re talking about Ronnie’s speech.
Russ: I think it wasn’t cool, but no one said anything. Don’t let it get to you, you know?
Michele: that’s ok, you compared me to Ronnie. I appreciate that.
Russ: I was just playing the game. It wasn’t on national tv
Michele: you could have given me an apology..
Russ: When I talked to you that night? I thought we had bonded, and then the next day I felt like it was personal slander, then I didn’t understand it, I was getting played - I mean 1, I’m stupid or 2, she was tyring to get me in a fight with Chima. It kinda hurt.. if you were making up a game comment? It would have been something.. but as a guy it was like me calling you infertile. I was hurt by it.
Michele: Then you told me we were good, and then we clearly weren’t. You said you weren’t mad at me anymore, then you called a town meeting.
Russell: It was a pretty hefty comment to say to someone, and it was an attack on a guy.
–Lessa: Ok, call me crazy? but I don’t remember her saying “We were talking about RUSSELLS Erectile Dysfunction” at all. Get over yourself Russell…

Jessie stops Jeff at the DR, to tell him that Michele admitted to saying it. He goes to talk to Lydia.

Jeff: You asked her?
Lydia: she said she thought she heard it on the couch yesterday, and misheard it I said she made it up, and she said she misheard.
Jeff; If it comes up I’ll say something, but right now? She’s fucked. She’s weird.

He goes back outside. Jessie joins Lydia
Jessie: natalie’s pissed off at me now.
Lydia: it’s not a big deal
Jessie: that’s what I thought! Then Michele’s telling her to her face, what makes you think that Russell’s going home, the wizard power, and Jessie doesn’t like it.. and she’s like trying to figure out who she can trust and she’s like thanks for making me an enemy
Lydia: two days ago she wanted to shank Michele with a butter knife!
Jessie: and now they want to be besties.

Russ and Michele are out there
Michele: I have had conversations about sexual side effects and stuff
Russ: but not with me!
Michele: the last words out of my mouth were erectile dysfunction! I’m sorry
Russ; that’s what I wanted, a s
Michele: you take things so personally
Russ: It was a personal attack! It means I can’t have children! I cant get my dick up!
Michele: It doesn’t mean that at all, and I didn’t lable you with anything. I work in a lab where we study that!
Russ: I was just looking for an I’m sorry
Michele: i told you that before…
Russ: I just thought you’d tell her that, so it would have ended differently..
michele: you made like..
Russ; equal responsibility
Michele: you made me an ass in front of everyone. IN a week where if I didn’t win HOH I was going hom!
Russ: I’m on the block not you - don’t give me a sob story
Michele: It’s not because of what I said!
Russ: I’m just explainng to you why I didn’t appreciate those comments..
Michele: I do’t have the greatest social skills on earth. If you had asked me, I was going to clear it up
Russ; You didn’t tell me that, so I had no communication from you that you were going to do it.
Michele: I’m sorry. Again. You know I don’t have the best communication skills, or speaker and me not saying things doesn’t make me shady, or anything.
Russ: I’m just saying that in retrosprect you could have said
Michele: the whole week was so much yelling… You were yelling about Jessie and natalie, and..
Russ: I make sure I don’t yell! I was mad that you didn’t tell the truth in front of Chima
Michele: What you said wasn’t 100% true.
Russ; You play schemantics..
Michele: you do too!
Russ; It doesn’t matter… you said I’m sorry for throwing you under the bus..
Michele: I couldn’t say the comments were true, they weren’t 100% true
Russ: You’re playing a lawyer. Wanting verbatim. You said chima was planning on backdooring me. You didn’t say ‘could’.
Michele: I don’t remember everything - from this point on, i’m not going to talk about anything. I do not have a good memory… I do not do good on tests, I’m good at creating and desinging and..
Russ; you remember when people tell you things. I don’t really care at this point, I’m just saying I don’t apprecaite it. Why are you shaking your head.
Michele: I’m upset with you.
Russ: I’m upset with you too. I didn’t do anything wrong. I was clearing the air. I didn’t say those things. You can be mad at me, but I don’t see how.
Michele: The only thing we’re fighting about is a bad joke. I’m sorry I made a bad joke.
Russ: You didn’t admit to saying what..
Michele: but I didn’t say what you said!
Russ: You said, outside that people were planing to back door you.
Michele: that’s not what I said!
Russ: i’m leaving now, I don’t care. You siad that here, and I brought it up because of the Rat comment.
Michele: There was no comments. I said we were talking about rats and sexual disfunction
Russ: You said erectile difunction
Michele: I never said RUSSELL was talking about sexual disfunction
Russ; You brought it up because you knew she would take it that way. Its like I said you couldn’t have kids. It was really shitty
Michele: You said we had it resolved, and made me feel like you weren’t mad - if you had let me know that you were still angry with me..
Russ: How am I supposed to know you were going too
Michele: I also don’t have a crystal ball inside your head so I know you’re going to call a meeting and making me look like an asshole. I don’t remember anythin. I remember the erectile dysfunction thing because you’ve brought it up 500 times!
Russ; You remember that..
Michele: it’s been brought up like every day!
Russ; it only happened yesterday! Now I’m sitting heretelling you why you did it. We haven’t talked about it 500 times.
Michele: Fine. 10 or 15. I’m not bringing up a tally…
Russ: I’m telling you why I was bringing it up. I was setting the record straight on something I didn’t say. Fair enough?
Michele: No. The comments up there were not 100% true. You brought up other stuff…

Michele finally says “Fuck you, I’m not doing this anymore. Fuck you.” and walks inside. She goes up to the HOH, where she, Chima and Natalie are talking about the power, who has it, Jessie’s paranoia.

Michele: he keeps bringing up this ed comment
Chima: the man can’t stop talking about his penis
Michele: i’m not walking around making dick jokes about everyone!
Chima: and it’s another non-issue!

Natalie; from now on, if my name isn’t mentioned? I’m staying the fuck out of it.
Michele: I didn’t even say it…

The go into a Lydia bashing session - they want an all girls alliance, without Lydia.

Jeff goes into talk to Jordan - and tells her what went down outside.
Jeff: Michele is weird. When she went inside she was like fuck you! i need to talk to her and see if that fuck you was for me too.

Jordan: do you have the wizard power?
Jeff: I wish.

Upstairs:
Natalie; I have to separate myself.
Michele: the way he talks to people isn’t very nice.
Natalie: guilty by association.
Chima: I’m gonna hang out here for the rest of the night. Lock the door.
Michele: This is what I get for trusting boys! I found the one good one, and thought they were all nice.

Chima: he really thinks that’s why he’s on the block? Because you made a joke about erectile dysfunction?
Michele: he opened with how he didn’t find Ronnie’s comments very nice and he didn’t support that bullshit…
Chima: All the men in here think it’s ok to attack women
Michele: and he thinks it’s ok to let out my secret that I have a PHD and all..
Natalie: and who ares really…
Chima: men are threatened by that.
Michele: I’m not the smartest person in the universe because I have problems remembering conversations…

More Girl Power… They even say that Jeff would toss Jordan in a heartbeat - bros before hos.

Kevin joins the HOH girl power meeting.

Natalie; No one is going to use the power on him.
Kevin: unless Lydia or Russell has it, no one will use it.
Natalie: Jessie thinks the wizard will use it on Russell. He thinks Jeff has it.
Kevin: in my mind Jordeff - Jordan or Jeff - have it.
Natalie: Jessie thinks Jeff has it and will use it on Russell.
Chima: He is acting different today.
Kevin: that’s why you need to keep mentioning that it’s a boneheaded move to use it
Natalie; it would be. If he took him off though he’d be gaining a friend
CHima; russell is not a friend! He’d fuck him over in a minute. IF jeff has it, I will call him a dumbass, again. If he does that there will be singing, shouting and I’ll do a shoutout.
Michele: Jeff was out there, and acting shady today. And he was out there again, and maybe they planned this blowup
Kevin: I don’t know. Jeff is a very scary player - he doesn’t want to make bold moves…
Natalie: he’s a smart player.
Chima: to me? Jeff will put his friendships before his game.
Natalie: I don’t think he’d make a move that big in the game to take someone off the block.
Michele: to be completely honest, I was approached by Russell last week for a final two. Then all that happened
Chima: He never tried to do a final two with me.
Natalie; the people he didn’t consider his team, he did it with them.
Michele: He waslike if you have the pov, use it, save me for HOH, and he was the one wonky vote for Casey…
(Gasps!)
Chima: he was so vocal! We knew it was him!
Natalie: We knew it was him! we knew it!
Michele: then he threw all these fits so he could make sure he trust me..
Chima: He’s a lose cannon, and then afterwards he says he plans it every time.
Natalie: He says he planned the time he planned the Lydia thing.
Michele: I’m just bringing it into the open, because he’ll say I had a final two and he’ll say I fucked him.
Chima: Who was the first wonky vote for Laura?
Michele: Casey.
Kevin: Casey and Russell are using the same playbook.

12:30 - Jeff/Jordan cuteness on Feeds 1 and 2…

Upstairs:
Michele: Jeff asked me if I threw HOH..
Chima: EEEEEH TIME OUT! He went out on his OWN FUCKING QUESTION…
Kevin: That was very suspect…

Chima finally gets Natalie to realize that today is Friday, not Saturday. Heh.

12:37 Jeff/Jordan, Pool room.
Jeff; If I make a decision, it’s gonna affect you too. Are you ok with that?
Jordan: Yeah. What are you talking about?
Jeff: Nothing, just in general.
Jordan: I’ve been with you from the beginning. We have to make a move, let’s do it..
Jeff: (snuggles closer)
Jordan: (giggles)

Jordan: Our microphones. I hate it when people kiss and I hear the smacksmacksmack and this camera is probably zooooOOOOOooooom.
Jeff: We’re all green.

Jordan: I was in the hot tub in my underwear. I told them I had to do it before you got out there cuz you get kinda mad..
Jeff: I’m just looking out for you.
Jordan: How?
Jeff: it’s not a big deal, I’m just trying to help you that’s all
Jordan: with what? it looks like a swimsuit.
Jeff: you do it all the time so no one cares.
Jordan: I do do it every day, so it’s ok.
Jeff: I’m just looking out for you. Not trying to do anything else.
Jordan: be a jerk?
Jeff: a jerk off.

General chitchat… with occasional wondering what Michele is thinking/doing. Upstairs the clucking continues.

12:55 - Fish

Chima: he told Jordan, Lydia and her that I was jealous, I thought I owned him.. I’m sure he’s telling Lydia right now that I only put him up because I was jealous.
Kevin: it’ll be fine tomorrow. I don’t think he’d put Chima up..
Natalie; He’d put up Michele… not Jeff or Jordan..
Kevin: he loves this fake fighting thing, so he won’t put you up.. he’ll try to work you and do the winky meet in storage rooms
Chima: he thinks I’d go along with that? I don’t think so
Kevin: maybe yeah.
Michele: He respects you more because you won HOH.
Chima: you won two POVs…
Michele: he claims he gave them to me.
Chima: So it was beause of luck, and then he threw one… You don’t believe that do you?
Michele: no!
Chima: Everyone knows this man does not like to lose.
Michele: He says that about Natalie.. says she hates to lose, even at Chess
Chima: Projecting!
Natalie: remember when we were playing chess and he went crazy on me? He was all you want me to keep talking to you and make you feel dumb?
Kevin: That would have set me the fuck off..
Natalie: It almost did.. it was just Russell. Most cases I would have taken the chess board and slammed it across his face. That’s the only way I know how to react.
Chima: If he had gotten into your face like he got into mine?
Natalie: Yeah, and I”m voting his ass out! I was loyal to Ronnie, so that was different. I’m not loyal to either of those two.

They go bac to thinking Jeff has the power.

Natalie: It’s a big fuck you to Chima, and then the person that goes up, they’d be pissed because they go home and you lose your vote, and piss off the house because they were suseptible to going up!

Michele: If Jeff is really convinced that I pissed off Russell and thus Jeff - then he’d put me up against Lydia - and I’d go up.
Natalie; Jessie was saying the same shit.
Kevin: stop being paranoid..
Michele: He’s not acting right!
Chima: what if it’s just taking someone off that’s it
Natalie; that would be the POV. Why would they do something… Don’t fuck with her on the live show!
Chima: i’m dead serious! I’d be acting the fool down there, up here, during the competition..
Michele: I’m not a crazy neurotic person, I just see things when it’s going down.. Russell’s manipulating him, I can see it. I don’t know what’s going on..
Kevin: I think you underestimateJeff’s memory.. he won’t forget the technotronic thing…
Michele: I think he thinks everyone in the house is against him. He was the leper. And since I haven’t won any HOHs, I’m useless, and I’m shady apparently and I insulted Russell’s dick.
Kevin: all 4 of us are have nots so we’re staying up late, so use that time.
Michele: I 100% hope I get to play tomorrow. But again, go America for picking the wrong person…
Kevin: they asked me what my plan was for the week - to stay alive.
Natalie; I said not to get Wzzed out of here. Did you make deals up here?
Michele; He offered final two and I was like sure Russell, whatever. I know he’s telling people that, like I was shady. I knew if I didn’t say that, I’d be backdoored. What he was saying about everyone else? He’s dispicable.
Kevin: he thinks he’s super clever..
Michele: There were certain people in this game that no matter what I said wasn’t gonna be true. Me Jordan and Jeff good. Me and Chima good. You (natalie) I’m never sure about
Natalie: I’m the same with you..
Michele: Kevin, obviously we never had anything
Kevin: we joined to get Ronnie out of here..
Michele: mission accomplished. I don’t hang around Russell.. I hang with Jordan and Jeff.
Kevin: You should go talk to them..
Michele: I’ll go find her.
Natalie; At least you get to sleep with Jeff..
Kevin: maybe you can cop a feel..
Michele: yeah, cuz that’s what I need. i’m in love with Kevin.
Kevin: yay! I’ll take it.
Michele: So you know, I’m not gunning for Jeff, just because it all snowballed. So you all know.
Natalie: never of one second did I think that. I always thought you were in an alliance with him.
Michele: I’ll go try to save my soul. I hope it works. But no more crying. Russell made me cry. Jeff saw that, and then he told me I have a wonderful life and the jury house will be nice. I’m gonna fight every day to stay.
Kevin: We’re kinda to the halfway point!
Natalie; Not yet…
Michele: hopefully, POV tomorrow, hopefully Russell gets humiliated and loses something he should win at…

Ah, Russell is saying stuff to her.
Russell: nutcase…
Michele: I’m not a nutcase.
Russell: psycho, Ronnie was on point with everything he said about you. Psycho, absolutely psycho, fucking nuts. She’s absolutely fucking psycho. Fucking nutcase.
Natalie (from the alcony): what happened
Russell: we were outside and she was like you make me look like an ass, and I was like you are an ass, you lied… she run up there? She was scared. she was like omg chima.. ad I was like we were talking about you, you fucking crazy, and Jeff was like why you running for Chima. She’s fucking nuts. Psycho. Fucking nuts. She come up there? what she say?
Natalie: I left…
Russell: She was all you made me look like an ass and I was like because you lied, you fucking lied…
Michele: Jeff didn’t say anything! He didn’t say anything!
Russell: you’re fucking crazy. you need medicine. You lied.
Michel: NO! you were talking about the conversation me and CHima had..
Russell: you’re nuts. you’re nuts. Even Jeff Said you’re fuckin crazy. get medicin or help or something. Even Jeff thinks your crazy, go take some meds. Go on.
Michele: Jeff didn’t say anything, he can talk to me anytime. you need to respect women.
Russell: Hey JEff! I’ll go get him. Get some help. Everything Ronnie said was dead on.
Michele: Oh good. Ronnie attacked everything
Russell: you’re crazy, you’re crazy.
Michele: thinks for lying once again.
Russell: Nice rebuttel..
Michele: You got into jeff’s head… fuck off Russell… I walked out and you attacked me for no good reason.
Russell: btw, our conversation had nothing to do with you, I don’t know why she went to grab you. Ronnie was so fucking dead on. Absolutely amazing.

Michele brushing her teeth, Russell goes to find Jeff and Jordan

Russell: did you fucking hear me? She’s fucking nuts! She’s fucking crazy. She was all you got into Jeff’s head. She’s talking crazy dude.
Jeff: Why does my name keep coming up…
Russell: you missed it. it was fucking hilarious.

Kevin: he was totally waiting for her to come out.
Natalie; no he was making tea. He asked if he was up here.
Kevin: he was watching the whole time
Chima: that’s what I’m saying…

Jessie/Lydia comes out - and Russell starts to brag to him again.

Russell: i’m not talking to you, shut up, shut up, you’re mentally unstable.. I’m talking to him, go away, I’m not talking to you at all
Michele: I can say whatever I want…
Russell: so I asked her..
Michele; You wantto win the argument, that’s not fair - I’m an easy person to attack..
Russell: Because you’re crazy..
Michele: I’m not crazy, two people tell me i’m crazy. you need to respecting women Russell
Russell: I respect women, you’re just crazy.
Michele; I’m not crazy!

Natalie follows her…
Michele: I know it’s a game. I’m not gonna let him get to me.

Russell’s still laughing. Goes back to brag to JEff some more. Jeff tells him he’s shut down for the night. Russell goes back to the kitchen, where Jessie, Lydia, Natalie Michele are…

Russell: cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, hahahahaha cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo….

Then he gets into bed.
natalie: waht happened?
Michele: I was just coming down the stairs and he starts yelling that I’m crazy. Whatever. That’s his strategy to attack people. He doesn’t respect anyone. So. He’s lying. Jeff didn’t say anything, the conversation was about me and chima… he’s nuts.

Michele: Thanks for not engaging Russell. I appreciate it.

1:35
In the posh room, Russell is telling his version of the story again to Lydia.

Russell: she like runs out of the backyard and runs upstairs, and Jeff was like wtf just happened? She fucking lost it.
Lydia: did you get called inside for lockdown?
Russell: did you hear me? I think crazy mcgee had something to do with that. I started saying cuckoo (laughing) it was comedy. she’s absolutely bonkers. I wish everyone was there. She full on lost it. Remember in the kitchen? It was that round two.
Lydia: i walked out.
Russell: she went bananas. it’s bad when Ronnie of all people calls you crazy. Even he called her fucking nuts.
Lydia: tomorrow’s POV should be interesting.
Russell: i hope crazy McGee doesn’t get picked. Well. That was my entertainment for the night.

Russell crows to Natalie now.

Michele goes up to the HOH room, with Chima, to let her know what happened.

Chima: i wanted to come to your defense
Michele: no, I didn’t want you to, to get into the fight.
Chima; he wants to attack you because he can’t attack me, I’ll fight back.
Michele: it makes him look like a very big man attacking the girl in the house who gets flustered. I told him he needed to respect women he was like I do..
Chima: He does not!
Michele; and now Lydia’s there with him
Chima: That’s another thing! How would she feel about it - she runs to the DR, she doesn’t feel safe, then as quickly as she’s like eeeeeeeh wanna kill myself, you’re buddy buddy then laughing when another woman experiences the same thing.
Michele: it’s rediculous.
Chima: He’s gonna turn on her, and then I’m gonna kick her when she’s down and tell her she deserves this, she brought it on herself.
Michele: my vote wasn’t to keep her in, it was to get Ronnie out.
Chima: and Russell right now is trying to turn Jeff against you.
Michele: it’s working.
Chima: and RUssell is like Ronnie. I told Jeff that.

Chima: If it gets worse, i will step in..
Michele: it only makes him seem like more of a villian, and seems like a worse problem. people have brains - i haven’t been running around like a crazy person.
Chima: exactly. at the same time, if it gets to that point, go and say something.

Chima: he’s using it because he thinks it will push your buttons. Ronnie did it too. He’s just continuing it.
Michele: and it didn’t really break me at all. if your gonna do it, do it right.
Chima: and I don’t know why Ronnie disliked you so much? It was from the beginning… there’s some people you just don’t like
Michele: I’m not worried about it. What’s done is done. People like to make my life miserable.
Chima: I don’t know why you’re getting it so hard. I think it’s because you get flustered… It makes it easier, maybe.
Michele: It’s just my personality - I’m a quiet person. Most of my days are spent without people.. my written word is stronger.
Chima: and you probably told him these things..
Michele: yeah.
Chima: of course he’s using it against you!

2:00 Kevin/Jessie/Lydia in the Green room talking about the competition earlier. Natalie joins Chima/Michele in the HOH.

Chima: You’re awkward, and I’m not saying that in a bad way..
Michele; I know, I’m a dork, you put me in a lab coat and it totally fits
Natalie: And you’re with Jeff and he said you were ‘off’?
Michele: we were joking around, half kidding…

Chima: Russell’s about to lose his fucking mind if he doesn’t win POV, right? When he turns on Lydia, I’m gonna kick her while she’s down.
Natalie: I don’t think he’s gonna lose it. He wants votes. He’s catering to Jeff/Jordan. He’s for sure thinks that me and Jessie will vote for him, but he doesn’t know that me and Jessie wn’t vote for him.
Chima: why is Lydia snickering? Doesn’t she realize if Russell doesn’t go home, she goes home?
Michele: the wizard thing is on their side!
chima: is she aligned with Jeff and jordan?
Michele: currently yes. They made some fake fight earlier. the sponge, cleaning, something…
Chima: I hope she realizes that bonding with the person on the block next to you isn’t a good idea…

Downstairs: Russell crows a bit more to Jeff/Jordan Then Jordan goes back to bed, Jeff looks into the havenot room

Jeff: is Kevin in there?
Russ: no, he ran away.
Jeff: why?
Russ; He’s scared of the dark. The little bitch.

2:15 - Cams 1 and 2, lydia/Kevin in the green room, 3 and 4 Michele, Chima, Natalie in HOH.

Jessie goes to talk to Russell, so Russell can crow and giggle about his attacking Michele. Again. Jessie laughs, and then tells Russell if he wins the POV he’ll take Russell down then Chima will have to put up Michele.

Then jessie promptly tells Lydia and kevin in the green room that Russell is delirious and he wasn’t even really listening to what he said. Says he tried to get his side of the story but he kept laughing deleriously.

2:30
Jessie/Lydia play pool while Kevin watches. The bet is that Jessie has to rock the war paint and pink spandex all day. He says fine, as long as he can pretend to be a wrestler all day, and wrestle with lydia. She agrees - with the craveat ‘no hurting’. Lydia loses, she has to wear a mexican wrestler mask, and rock the wrestler look too. Whoever wins the game, will win the wrestling match.

Jessie scratches on the break - accepts the loss, she says they’ll play it out.

Upstairs - Chima is still saying that if they fuck with her HOH especially with Russell, she’ll lose her shit on national tv. She goes on and on…

BB: Chima. You are not allowed to talk about production.

Brief fish, but she doesn’t stop

Chima: they’d be fucking me for next week!

2:37 Fish.
We come back, and Chima’s still going. “If they fuck with my HOH why am I hear? My stipend, they can have it.”
Fish.

Back again.. Jessie won the game. They’re playing another - Lydia wants him to hold her hand for five minutes, or writing something on his arm. He says it’d have to be approved by cbs.com - take a pole. They keep negotiating. The settle on the underwear eyepatch (lydia) and 5 minute handhold - and neither can admit that it’s a bet to anyone else.

The hen session upstairs continues - talk of All Stars 2, and that Michele doesn’t think there would be one, then to Chima telling them that Russell compared Jessie/Natalie to the Donatos, and then talks of trust, etc, as Natalie starts to go to sleep.

Chima advises Michele to talk to Jeff - and if she gets blown off, she’ll know something isn’t up. Natalie doesn’t think Jeff would put Michele up anyway.

Jessie wins the Pool game.
Kevin: you’re screwed Lydia.
Lydia; in all the ways I don’t want!

Upstairs, Chima compares Russell to a cult leader, and they think Russ is influencing Jeff - she can trust Jeff again when Russell leaves.

Natalie promises not to tell Jessie anything they’ve talked about, too. It’s all girl power, all the time.

Jessie/Lydia retire to the green room.

3:00 And in Alaska - Lessa sleeps. Night ya’ll!