Big Brother Craze

Oh wow - now we’ve gone from fun to yelling about clening the bathroom - how I love this game!

See - Chima is WAY OCD about cleaning the bathroom, and earlier there was a mess made earlier that Chima complained about cleaning. Michele just told her that she could ask someone else to clean it so she doesn’t have to do it, that she gets in there before anyone else has a chance, and CHima goes all ABW on her saying she shouldn’t have to ask!

Then:
Chima: It was probably her ass! She shit on the toilet seat and I called her out on it! That’s why she’s being so defensive!

Chima: If they show that on TV, come on, everyone will be on my side.

–Lessa: Really? Really Chima? As Casey said earlier - THIS is why they don’t get more Beer…–

Way to make friends and inflience people, Chima! Meanwhile, Michele is cleaning the outside mess from their little party, that no one else bothered to clean up.

And now we have what’s called an awkward silence as they work cleaning up in the kitchen with Casey. They’re trying to convince Jordan to kiss Jeff…

We have sleeping arrangements for the night being discussed - maybe the have nots get to sleep in other beds tonight? There’s comments on who’s doubling up and moving, so on and so forth…

And Jeff put his glasses on again. Pretty pretty Jeff. *happy sigh*

Brief talk in the bathroom - Braden tries his “Lydia Lied I need to stay” speech on Michele. She doesn’t really reply.

We’re getting a LOT of fishes…

We come back to Michele telling Braden that she’s “thought about it” then Ronnie breaks it up.

Jessie is telling Casey how boring BB10’s Cast was, while Braden goes to work on Ronnie. Ronnie just says ‘I feel ya, I feel ya.’

Ronnie to Natalie in the BR
Ronnie: Braden just told me Michele’s voting for him!
Natalie: I believe it.

Natalie: I understand someone turning on your alliance like week 6, but week one? We’ll hear the numbers, we’re not stupid
Ronnie: she’s digging her own hole. If we don’t win HOH Thursday? Then…
Natalie: yeah, makes me wanna win..

Chima: That’s what I should do. Become a high priced whore.
Jeff: fuckit.
Chima: Who needs an education!

Natalie to Jessie - whispered
Natalie: it’s weird. I think she said she’d put Ronnie up..
Jessie: I think she’s trying to cover her tracks.
Natalie: I want to put her ass up with jordan. If I won I dunno who’d I’d put up with Jordan anyway, not Lydia
Jessie: just made peace with Lydia
Natlie: yeah

Russell joins
Natalie: she just told Braden that she’s gonna vote for him
Jessie: she just got in a fight
Russell: she was crying. She could have dropped it sooner, sure. She got her point across, could have let it go. But still, it’s stupid.
Natalie: Braden’s got three votes - Jeff, Jordan, Michele. He only needs 2 more.

Natalie: Michele went to Ronnie and told him that if Lydia got HOH, that she’d put him up.
Russel: So?
Natalie: she’s just starting trouble.
Russell: I prefer to get Michele out over jordan.
(they nod)
Russell: So we’re on the same page.

Jessie grabs a cookie
Russell: How the fuck you eat that and still have a 6 pack? I’m sick of your shit, I hope you get fat one day!
Jessie: Thanks, asshole.
Russell: that was the worst thing I could say to you, right?
(they laugh)

Jessie: Once Ronnie stops talking to me, I’ll be scared. But he’s telling us stuff from the other side. He’s not gonna bite the hands that feeds him.

Casey/Laura in the bathroom”
Casey: They can go back to back for all I care. Don’t need to make everyone else uncomfortable.
Laura: Don’t threaten me bitch. I’m not scared to make a big move.

Casey: Waht’s up?
Russell: Tired. I want to go to bed but I won’t be able to sleep with her in there laughing.
Casey: Chima next?
Russell: Hell yeah. I can’t handle that… can you imagine it after 6-8 weeks of it?

They woke Laura up, too.
Casey: It’s one tenth of the house, there’s 9/10s available.
Russell: go in there! Can’t really say anything either.
Casey: let those girls pick each other off.

Michele joins the group in the kitchen, visibly upset.
Laura: What’s wrong?
Michele: oh nothing, just, clothes and whatever…
Laura: oh yeah, Natalie made the comment that she’d burn someone’s clothes when she was on the block.

Jessie goes back to see what was up - and they tell him it was a joke.
Natalie: What the hell? I can’t light up nothin - i can’t even light a birthday candle!

She tells Jordan she’s not her target now.
Natalie: Lemme tell you guys, I got a target for next week for sure! No joke. Tell you straight out Jordan. If I win HOH, you got nothing to worry about. I give you my word. My word is true. You won’t have to worry.
Chima: No one in here’s my target either.
Natalie: you can’t put her up!
Chima: Oh that’s the last of my worries. I got other things in mind.

Chima has like 5 names - and topic changes to names.

Outside, Michele, Casey and Jessie
Jessie: those are the comments people remember
Michele: I understand it from Natalie, she’s 18, but..?

Michele: not saying I’m perfect by any means, I’ll blow up too.

Jessie goes to check in with Lydia in the hammock.

Natalie comes out to the kitchen:
And I said if they put me up I said I’d burn her clothes, and Chima said that she’d spray raid, and she took it serious and all. I mean we’re making a joke!
Laura: Yeah, well if you burn my clothes I’ll cut your fucking hair off.
Natalie: YEAH! Like that?! I mean does anyone truly believe I’m gonna burn their clothes? That pisses me off - people who can’t take a fucking joke!

Russell and Laura try to get her go tell her she’s joking.
Laura: I’m gonna cut her hair tonight, bitch!
No, really, here’s the thing, she said she didn’t like the threats
Natalie: really? oh really? When I win HOH her ass is on the fucking block. That’s not at threat that’s a promise. You all heard that - it’s a fucking promise. You shouldn’t be in this house if you can’t take a fucking joke.

Jessie: When you say stuff, who does it reflect on.
Natalie: I’m making jokes! I’m not allowed to make jokes in this fucking house? WHat do you believe it?
Jessie: No, that’s not what I’m saying. She understands, she laughed it off.
Natalie: It’s a joke, it’s stupid! She’s putting a target on me for a joke!
Jessie: am I wrong?
Natalie: Everyone’s laughing!
Jessie: She’s not.
Natalie: then it’s obviously her problem. I upsets me if you believe something like that. It really does.

Chima: this house is FUN FUN FUN hahahahahahha
–Lessa: *mutes*

Natalie goes out to see who’ll play pool. Michele says she will.
Michele: I’ve been around folks - crazy people?
Natalie: you don’t believe I’d do it?
Michele: no, it just weirded me out. I’ve dealt with mentally ill people?
Natalie: it’s all good.
Michele: and I’m still voting to keep Chima..

Laura goes to bed, and Jordan hops in bed with her to tell her what Natalie said about not being the target anymore, Michele is.
Laura: We have to win. That’s the only option.
Jordan: then they were like I’d burn your shit
Jeff: I think they were kidding
Laura: of course they are, but they say that stuff to try and intimidate us. Michele isn’t afraid to make big moves - not at all.

Laura wonders if Jessie hates her because she has a boyfriend. (Hahha!)
Laura: then he came up to me and said ‘are you an ally or an enemy’ what do you expect me to say? They tell everyone the same shit - it’s us four us four us four.
Jordan: And they’re playing lydia..
Jeff: Someone has to make some noise.
Laura: I’m not afraid to do it. I think we’re ok this week - bigger fish to fry. I think I can win it, I really do.
Jordan: they made a deal with someone, and pulled Lydia off the block. They’re just using her.
Laura: Yeah, that was a mistake.
Jeff: and she tried to throw me under the bus
Laura; that was a mistake.

Chima’s lotion-ing up Jessie in the the HOH bathroom.
Chima: I haven’t touched a man for a while, so this is nice for me too…
Jessie: awww.

Chima: she’s ultra sensitive tonight fr some reason. like the toilet earlier, I shouldn’t have to ask to clean, when you see it’s dirty. I mean, when people are that sensitive about issues, there’s something underlying.
Jessie: yeah, I don’t see why she felt she was being singled out
Chima: exactly… a lot of people take things too personally in this house.
Jessie: Yeah, that’s what I’m saying - like Ronnie throwin you under the bus by saying the brains this.. I won’t say anything to Natalie, but yeah. And she says she’s 18..
Chima: So what, she’s 27? Why you cryin over stupid shit?

They talk about some of the others… Lydia
Chima: I don’t trust her. I always see her making faces at people, she pretends to be talking to people then like glance at Kevin, like she’s patronizing.

Chima: If she puts Jordan and Michele up - who would she want to go?
Jessie: Doesn’t matter.
Chima: but they’re harmless..
Jessie: who would you put up?
Chima: You want us to put up Jeff, right? Or are you getting along with him?
Jessie: not at all. Never spoken talked to him over game.

Jessie/Natalie in the store room. Jessie tries to tell her that she’s drawing attention to herself, which draws attention to him. She argues again that if you can’t take a joke then…

Jessie: Are you going to tell Chima?
Natalie: not anytime soon. She’s still in awe.
(re: her age)

- is it just me, or is the fish tank looking a little grungy?

Casey/Jessie on the patio:
Casey: you know what gets me? Them going and making deals when they’re not the HOH! Natalie said it the other day, they don’t have any blood on their hands.
Jessie: Yeah. And I find out about it after. And if you don’t WIN… there’s nothing you can do for me.

Casey: Dude. your team ain’t perfect? Mine’s probably worse. I mean everyone has their flaws.
Jessie: With Lydia’s newfound hope for the game? She’ll e fighting harder than before. She’ll be fighting to win.
Casey: really?
Jessie: When you’re that close to losing week one? You get that fighting spirit. Last year they kept telling me too soon, can’t commit and I’m like too soon? I’m UP. Time is NOW.
Casey: I told myself don’t commit to soon - then your as walked in the motheruckin door. There went that!

Casey: Russ, godblessim I love him? But his intimidation shit, and short fuse?
Jessie: And he’s on my team!
Casey: and I’ll go to bat for him? But he’s gonna shoot himself in the foot.
Jessie: and with one of them, comes me, with the excuse “you got 4 people”! They can feel like they can run their mouths, but then there’s after. And I’m just sitting there going thanks. thanks. thanks. Don’t have to do shit, and I’ll still be up.

- They continue to talk about the game, mechanics, generalities.

3am: And we have another argument - Michele overhears everyone in the kitchen talking about how sensitive she’d been over something stupid.

Michele: I heard! We can be adults, or we could talk behind my back while I’m trying to sleep.
Natalie: No one was talking bad about you!
Michele: I HEARD you - you said I was making you look bad. I went outside to have some water and Jessie came to talk to me - I’m not that kind of person.
Natalie: That’s the way it came to me
Michele: then come to me - we were outside and you could have thought.

They apologize again
Michele: in the future, if something happens, come to me instead of going to everyone else.
Natalie: fine. I will.

–Lessa: GOOD GRIEF.

Jeff: See how she came at you?
Michele: oh I was waiting for her. I heard and I knew. I was waiting.

Now they’re whispering about her at the kitchen table.
Chima; Some people are ultra sensitive. I can’t stand that shit.
Michele: now I’m walking on eggshells in this fucking house and that’s not fair

And Natalie’s still going.. still still still…

And everytime she stops - Chima has to get in another jab.
Chima: People like that, they hear what they want to hear. Won’t matter what you say…

Ronnie found addendums to the rulebook:
Ronnie: if your on slop you can eat anything in the garden! And, it says “for those two individuals willing to pedal it can “spotlight” changes…

Jessie and Natalie hop on and start pedaling. Jessie says something about having done it for 5 minutes with Russell and nothing happened - but they get going and pull Chima in too. Chima thinks they’re reading too much into it.

They don’t do it too much - and now we have Jedi Training going on - briefly.

Chima: did you know Russell has deals with eveyrone in the house?
Ronnie: Yeah, he made a final 2 deal with Michele
Chima: made them with all the girls in the house.
Jessie: that makes me nervous.
Ronnie: michele told us that.

Ronnie: And Russel.. he was mad I hadn’t told him about the persuasion thing - he was mad!

Ronnie: so you aren’t close to Lydia?
Jessie: I like her, but you know..
Chima: I think the puppetmaster is Lydia.
(they all agree)

Chima: Laura doesn’t talk about game unless you bring it up
Jessie: When she does, it’s in front of a whole group!
Ronnie: Lydia keeps going on about Ronnie only talks about game!
Jessie: that’s because she was on the block - I can empathize with that.

Jessie/Natalie/Chima/Ronnie
They continue to stratagize… Ronnie says that Jeff will put up Lydia and Laura, Ronnie wants to convince Jeff to be a pawn if he gets it, Natalie will put up Jordan and Michele,… Chima and Ronnie continue to badmouth Michele…

Jessie: we have two months of this! Two and a half months!
Chima: and Michele is asking us who we’d want to final two!
Jessie: it’s to early for that!

True Confessions - Ronnie tells them he’s seen every episode of BB, and they all tell him “duh” they’d figure it out already. He strokes Jessie’s ego a little bit, talking up his play last season.

4:23am, and the Green Room group is finally starting to break up and head to bed. They’ve covered every possibility of who does what, learned what speech contests are and how Ronnie does, teased and snarked and sniped at everyone, and are finally heading to bed.

Ronnie’s going to sleep in the doom room by himself, Chima and Natalie are going to sleep in the HOH room with Jessie.

And I? Am going to sleep in my own comfy bed. Catcha on the flip side!