Big Brother Craze

New top post! There’s been rumblings and our non-chatty houseguests of last night have disappeared into a bunch of chatty, catty ones. This is when they start eating their own… and it isn’t pretty, not at all. Its a fine line to walk, being honest, and saving yourself. I’m not sure some of them are capable of it… We’ll see.

And naturally - it’s all after the cut.

Renny: Keesha - remember he said at least he has the CAR, at least he has the CAR… you know.
Keesha: (big sigh.)

Nap time in the hippie room. Or not, here comes Jerry, and he’s in a story telling mood.

Jerry checks in: what are you doing? taking naps? Peaceful. Someone keeped one of the balls.
Renny: it’s my ball. Whatcha doin, Colonel?
Jerry: nothing. not a hell of a lot of people to run into. This is a nice room, though. That one is a doom room.
Keesha: not like our smiley faces.
Renny: waht you call it? the doom room?
Jerry: that’s what it says, eviction = doom.

talk about the 60s, and VW bugs…

Memphis/Renny in passing in the kitchen..
Renny…because I know alot of shits going down, being said..
Memphis: I don’t listen to that - that’s not how I play, I won’t listen to it
Renny: i appreciate it, Memphis> I fought for you to stay! I didn’t put you on the block!
Memphis: i know, Renny.

Fish, and we come back to Renny in the hippie room.
Renny: All I could say is I know there is a lot of crap being said around here. That’s all I could say, give me a chance. That’s all I know, he lies. That’s all I can say.
Keesha: i wish we had a luxury competition
Jerry: give us a party! We gave them 30 hours..
Keesha; i want it to be a group thing.. just take us…
Jerry: yeah, anything.

Renny: I hope you have a chance to fight for your nomination to get him out of the house, you know?
Jerry: This game, power changes by the day. I told you the POV would determine the outcome, not my nominations. It’s gonna be that way. The man that has the POV has the power and has to decide how it best affects his life in this game. I don’t know if anyone can do much about it… unless you guys have secret motion I don’t have. The moment I put those keys in the box, I knew in my mind it wasn’t going to be the deciding factor in the game. We have no control over it - nor does dan. the only one with Control is Memphis. He earned it. How it plays out, whoever he has an agreement with, or doesn’t. Can I change things? (Shrug) Can you? I don’t know. Who knows. But life will go on… remember my saying, bump in the road, life is bigger then this decision, kids. Love you all.

He escapes.

Renny: they were out there talking again, when he was called to the DR. Memphis said Dan hasn’t said anything (Rolls eyes)

Renny: I just don’t know why somebody would wanna take someone to the end like that. Unless he thnks he can win. Of course, he has won an HOH and 2 POVs.. ya know he was up in that room. he was gone. you should stick with your first decision.

Shift to the Kitchen with Mempihs/Jerry
Jerry: it’s a matter of how people have been played, there’s still things I can do for you, you can do for me. Like Jury control. If you were up against Renny, i can control the vote, I can control the Jury. Me and bringing one with me.
Memphis: Hands down she would win.
Jerry: I don’t think so. I know three people that will go with me against Dan no matter what I decide. That’s what I’m telling you. That’s how strongly they feel about Dan. I can control that vote.
Memphis: it’s not a matter - it’s supposed to be me or you. What I’m saying, is you won’t be in the jury house.
Jerry: You were worried if you were with Renny. if so, and you didn’t screw me, I could control that. See what I’m saying?
—why on earth is he so certain that he can control the jury? good grief.

Jerry: you know the only person he protected last week was Keesha. In the deal with Ollie.
Memphis: I know, you told me that.

Back to the hippie room with Keesha/Renny
Renny: Come on Keesha, your smart.
Keesha: I am pretty smart, and I think you’ll be sitting next to me, if you want my honest opinion.
Renny: how come he wouldn’t tell you thought?
Keesha: Because it’s you. Everybody knows how I feel about you, it’s obvious.

And its naptime in the hippie room, once more. Dan and Memphis play chess, then sneak into the Spa to chat. Memphis tells him about what Renny said - demanding to know who was talking about her.

Dan: I hope they know I wouldn’t say anything bad about them!
Memphis: and Keesha… she’s acting weird…
Dan: we gotta do something…

They go to gather marbles to play with.

5:35 PM Memphis/Keesha
Memphis goes to the hippie room to check in with Keesha and make sure she’s doing ok.
Memphis: I hope you know you’ll be here next week.
Keesha: It’s just hard, so hard…

Memphis: you know Jerry can’t play HOH? He thinks he can, but he can’t! You can play both 4 and 3… One of us three WILL be hoh next week.
Keesha: dan doesn’t want me to leave anyways
Memphis: he doesn’t!

Memphis: Jerry wants Dan out of here. We’ll get rid of him next week.
Keesha: I just don’t want him pulling something…
Memphis: he’s NOT America’s player. We’re all gonna be here next week, and one of us three WILL be hoh, think about that!
Keesha: wow.

Memphis: We have to do Abs. Before we eat.
Keesha: we always wait till after…
Memphis: 30 minutes?
Keesha: ok.

Jerry comes outside to see Memphis:
Jerry: Figured out the twist! Cutting it short a week. We’ll be out of here the 20th.
Memphis: Yeah, Dan and I thought about that earlier.

The mention the contract - and we get fish.

Before I go! Dan is checking in with keesha to make her feel better about everything.
Keesha: just do me a favor, don’t play games with me this week, you know how you do..
Dan: no, I won’t, I promise. What does she think?
Keesha: that memphis will take you down.. and she keeps asking me, and I tell her that you won’t tell me because of her.
Dan: Ok.
Keesha: you’re going to keep me, right?
Dan: yes, keesha! What have I done up to this point? I know, I know.

General talk now, and I’m really off this time…

— 5:57 PM: I’m off to the store for a munchy run for the 5 teenage girls I have at my place tonight. I’m in search of “Crunchy, sweet, salty, sour, cold, and Chocolate.” I’ll be back in a bit.—

— 7:00 PM While I was gone, there was abs class, and a gift basket from BB in the storage room, which included modeling clay, kids activities, taboo questions and cards next to the alcohol for the evening. I think it’s the first time I’ve seen them excited and happy about what they’d gotten, instead of bitching like the past two seasons.

Keesha and Renny break out the crafts, intending to make bracelets for each other, as Jerry keeps sending us to fishes because he’s trying to figure out what the last day will be - he figures the 20th. He’s close, but not quite.

Keesha/Jerry on the couch outside
Keesha: do you think Memphis is gonna keep it the same?
Jerry: I think so. I hope so. I guess what it comes down to is what his real relationship is with Dan.
Keesha: Yeah.
Jerry: there were so many scenarios with the POV this week. So many. How the hell was I controlling anything?
Keesha: you’re not from now on out. Your not from 5 people on.

Jerry: (continues to ramble…)
Keesha: there’s a bug in my wine. I saved him! He flew away!
—Lessa: hahahahaha!

Jerry: what do you think he will do.
Keesha: I don’t know.
Jerry: I have no control now. I’ve got nothing bad to say about anyone. If they got bad to say about me? Based on what?
—-oh that’s a dangerous question, but Keesha is a better person then I…
Keesha: Me either. It’s out of my control.

On to general chitchat.

Jerry: I’ll tell you something that really bothers me though. Everytime someone goes on the block, the people with them shun them. Everytime that happened! Because shunned by his own side.
Keesha: Well, when I hung out with Steven when he was on the block, everyone talked about me.
Jerry: that’s what I’m saying…
Keesha: it’s like all the sudden you got a disease.
Jerry: Helps them with the other side? No. I don’t understand it, it’s human nature.
Keesha: real life stuff there.

Jerry: have to remember now that people are in the Jury house, and your sending your friends out, and they’re like screw you. This is no guarentee. I mean 2 people will get the prize, but if I go out of here I can affect anything
Keesha: Exactly, anyone can.
Jerry: Have to be careful
Keesha: Yeah, anyone that sends me out won’t be my best friend. Michelle felt that way
Jerry: Yeah, but you have to think who was driving it… a lot of the times the person making the decision isn’t the one with the power
Keesha: yeah, you have to know how you left…

Keesha: the one thing I’ve tried to do is talk to everyone. I’ve not shunned anyone
Jerry: This week has been good, we’re all getting along, talking. That’s good. I got tired of going to my room. A lot of that had to do with the Slop…
Keesha: how does it feel being off slop for two weeks in a row?
Jerry: that was harder on me then anything! i lost 12 pounds, and I think it was mental, too… one week I was all alone, the next I only had Ollie…
Jerry: but we’re gonna ride it out here…

Talking about learning cards - Jerry will teach them, but Memphis or Dan is making a card castle… Keesha’s impressed, but Skippy won’t let us see it… Come on skippy. There it is. Keesha teases Dan for how carefully he’s painting his front. Memphis knocks it down. They’re like big over-sized cards too.

Dan: wanna play slap jack?
Memphis: what is it?
Dan: fast and fun and violent. So you’ll like it. It may be the most violent card game there is.

and so they play - trying to flip it so they can’t see their own card.
(Is anyone else eternally amused at how the guys will resort to playing childhood games when they’re bored in the house? Just me? Ok then. ;p~ )

Jerry’s teaching Dan how to play 31, Memphis goes out to sit with Keesha as she continues to work on her crafts.

Keesha mentions Jerry asked her what Memphis was gonna do.
Memphis: What you say, you didn’t know? He really wants Dan to leave.
Keesha: He doesn’t trust him. It’s jsut scary, when one person has the power.
Memphis: I think he’s proven… though yeah, he can be…
Keesha: I just hope, you know… I gotta put it out there, gotta say it. I do trust Dan, as much as you can possibly trust him.
Memphis: i know, right?
Keesha: I hope he wants me in here anyways, without you begging him
Memphis: He does - he did he does he will, I didn’t have to beg, he put it out there.
Keesha: he told me he knew one way that would keep us three in the house.
Memphis: for us three, it couldn’t have worked out any better. I went into the POV with this in mind.
Keesha: I knew it, and..
Memphis: I didn’t want to put you in that position - I’d hate it if it happened to me, and she’s gonna be broken hearted and it’s gonna suck, but I have no choice
Keesha: I’d really not want to be in that position, I understand.
Memphis: And Jerry. Whatever, he doesn’t have the power. And he can’t play in the HOH.
Keesha: that’s huge.
Memphis: and if he doesn’t win the POV? He’s gone.

Renny comes out - they tease her for the length of her diary room and Memphis goes to take a shower. Dan invites them to come play cards, says it’s a simple game and cool. Then he goes in..

Renny: How you doin? It wasn’t right for me to ask you that, if you knew what was going on, I apologize.
Keesha: You can ask me whatever you want.
Renny: I pretty much think Memphis knows what he’s doing already. i mean come awn, he’s not stupid.
Keesha: i do too, I just think he’s not gonna tell us.
Renny: Can you see me talking to this man saying Keep me, I’m not a big competitor?
Keesha: You gotta do whatever it takes.

Now Jerry is teaching Dan how to play Gin.

renny: I might talk to him and just say… I’d respect him more.. if you made up your mind, fine…
Keesha: I’d do that, just try to get it out of him. Just let me know what’s going on, you know?
Renny: Jerry’s an ass. Know what Michelle told me? You know you’ll be the one coming to the Jury house next week. She told me that.
Keesha: she told me it’d be me or you. I think she’s right about that.
Renny: He didn’t do shit for me, Jerry. He wants one of the guys to win.
Keesha: He keeps saying in the end, the two dudes…
Renny: you hear him?
Keesha: I called him out on it! I said, what about two girls being here… whatever dude.

Renny: I’ma tell his ass something though. If I’m on my way out I’m gonna call him out on some shit. e told me shit about you..
Keesha: he told me shit about you! That little fucker, I promise you Renny, I never said ANYTHING about you. This is what he said to me - I should be careful because.. you think it’s you and Renny, but Renny’s in it for Renny. And I was like.. I didn’t believe me… I told you!
Renny: He’s an ass. You’ll see in the diary sessions.
Keesha: What did he say about me?
Renny: all kind of crap. It hurt me. That you were up there, that your not this…
Keesha: he puts it in your head!
Renny: that I was up there talking about you? I wasn’t! He lies.
Keesha: no shit he lies! He sat on this couch and bald faced lied to me! He sat on this couch and said… I just want you to know Dan.. and then he said he never said it! Right then and there I knew… that’s why I asked you, did he say specificially what Dan said about us, because he does that! I don’t have anything bad to say about anyone, think I’km going to JERRY to badmouth you?
Renny: That’s why.. so you think Dan wasn’t up there..
Keesha: yeah! That’s what he does.. because he puts things in your head to try and break us apart! That’s the way he plays this game. I know how he plays this game, I keep my word.. wahtever dude, whatever.
Renny: I did ask him waht he thought of you…
Keesha: what he say
Renny: That you were… something like, don’t ever… believe me, she’d pretty much
Keesha: cut throat?
Renny: yeah..
Keesha: I knew you got the same speech. I want you to know I didn’t say anything about any of you, i told him I wouldn’t do that when I was up there.

Renny: Jerry’s an ass.

And so it continues - same vein. Thus, I shall distract you with Keesha’s Kleavage. You’re welcome.

Renny: he’s a creep.
Keesha: No respect for women.
Renny: that’s why my ass is going home.
Keesha: He’s such an ass. Couldn’t tell ya what I said, could he? Eff him dude, let my actions speak… what has he done for anybody? He’s out here telling me how everyone ignored him.. f you dude, Ollie did nothing but talk shit about you the whole time. Well at least I’m gonna be here next week.. oooouuuuuugh!

Renny: you know, he’s been on a mission to get me out, because he wants to be the oldest…

Dan comes over…
Keesha: dude - I have something to ask you because we all deserve it.. Did Jerry tell you we talked shit about you?
Dan: no
Keesha: He told us that you talked shit about us..
Dan: no.
Keesha… he kept saying and was like, I want you to know..
Dan: I decided when he got HOH that I was not going to say anything bad about you guys - I talked myself up, but nothing about you!
Keesha: He said, I want you to know… and Renny, she’s in this for herself… and Iw as all of course she is! It makes me mad that he does that… And you know.. when he sat on the couch, I know Jerry lies, when he said about you? and I called him out on it and he totally? And he’s sitting there saying that you were up there badmouthing us… and he can never say waht anyone says! because he’s the odd man out
Dan: We’ve come too far, and I like you guys… you know?
Keesha: I just hate when people play like that. That’s one thing I said would get me fired up, when people straight up lie!
Dan: it’s been that way the past 7 weeks.

Here comes Jerry - announces more alcohol, and says they’re playing cards. Jerry wants them to come in, the girls decline because they’re doing crafts still. As soon as the door shuts..

Renny: Dan lies too.
Keesha: I don’t think that he threw us under the bus.
Renny: He did lie about the deal..
Keesha: He can be a brat, but look at them together, who the hell are you going to believe? Certainly won’t be Jerry for me!
Renny: Yeah. But I know Dan lied to me. I wish he had told me the whole deal straight up.
Keesha: I told him, please don’t play games with me right now, my nerves… I know how he likes to play games… whatever.
Renny: it’s anybodies game, really.
Keesha: it is, and one of us is going home.
Renny: why do you say you? it’s not gonna be you! Why, because your a threat you mean?
Keesha: yeah, people are smart…
Renny: but you have an inkling…
Keesha: I do have an inkling. Let’s put it this way, when I packed for LIbra’s eviction? This time I will be packing for real, prepared to walk out the door.

They talk about the POV competition:
Renny: when I saw your time? I thought you won! but did you see THEIR times? Lemme tell ya something.. I mean?
Keesha: his time was amazing..
Renny: I guess he feels he can win against him. Someone has to be cut, but. That sucks!
Keesha: it does suck!
Renny: I’d rather be 5 or 4th out then 3rd! That girl Sheila, she couldn’t control herself… could not even talk. She couldn’t speak. They had something to the end, and she could not do the endurance. She was devastated.
Keesha: that would be worse then any of this!

Renny: Memphis has to do what’s best for him, if he feels you and I…
Keesha: We did pretty good though. And we stayed together the entire time.
Renny: We did. Yeah.
Keesha: I wanted that POV.
Renny: that asshole knew what he was doing, he didn’t protect me or you. He’s all about the guys.
Keesha: he is. That’s why he keeps saying guys, two dudes at the end. Fuck you, old man, fuck you. Oh well. I’m not gonna let this game get to me like that. I had a good run at it. It was crazy.
Renny: You’re a tough competitor, very smart.
Keesha: We did good. We’re the two girls left.

Renny: if I hadn’t won an hoh, I’d have to go home in disgrace! I really thought the best thing would be endurance with my legs.
Keesha: probably would have been.
Renny: I said dude, the ugliest baby was Michelle and Jerry and libra and Memphis
—-the Morph competition apparently was houseguests morphed as babies… Jessie/Renny, Brian/Angie, Steven/Keesha, Michelle/Jerry, Libra/Memphis

Keesha: Me and Steven were pretty homely, man.
Renny: When they told me what I did, I was so distraught. I did the same people four times as pairs. I dunno what I was doing. I was so upset in the end.
Keesha: I’m sure they’re gonna show it.
Renny: his daughter told him to come home not worry about the money - why, because she heard me talk so much?

Renny: It would have been a dream to have made final two with you. If I had made it final four. I would have put them up - maybe that’s what they were thinking.

They head inside where Dan is learning how to play Gin. They, of course, didn’t watch them while they were explaining it, and I think I’m the officially the last person on earth who doesn’t know how to play the game. Heh. They’re playing it with M&Ms to keep score.

Keesha’s considering going back to bed, watching Renny do her crafts for now. Renny’s painting her pet. Inside, Dan and Jerry are talking smack as they play gin.

Jerry: never underestimate an old man, you never know where they been!

Keesha is trying to get her lil fuzzy thing to stick together. (they have popsickle sticks - any mama knows you build pompom worms on popsickle sticks! She’s not listening to me though…)

Renny: Dan has Jerry sucking out the palm of his hand.
Keesha: I don’t care anymore. I don’t give two shits about it anymore.
Renny: Hes playing the game so he’s lie lie lie sneak sneak sneak
Keesha: he’s just so arrogant sometimes I can’t stand it. All he talks about is himself.

Keesha heads to the DR, Renny is painting her pet. Dan is getting whupped in Gin.
Dan: You got a lot of M&Ms over there, Jerry.
Jerry: 54 to be exact.
Dan: ok guys (his cards) time to rally… You sure you shuffled these Jerry?
Jerry: shuffled them real good.
Dan: I do not want that card. or that one either.
Jerry: I’ll take it then.

Keesha tells Renny her fish is pretty, Renny decides to name it “A fish called Renny.”

Renny: Tell em all sorts of crap, I don’t think Memphis respects me…
Keesha; who?
Renny: Dan, whatever.
Keesha: I don’t think it matters at this point what we say.

Renny: they’ll have to ease your mind, and let you know your safe. You’re a good friend, right?
Keesha: I have been a pretty good friend, haven’t I? I saved him
Renny: that’s why you should get rid of Dan and keep me.

Keesha: I’m tired, I should go back to bed.
Renny: Can’t talk him into that Keesha? I’m telling ya, that’s your best deal. It won’t be advantagious of you to keep Dan.
Keesha: Yeah, that’s my plan - keeps Dan. I can’t believe this happened.
Renny: why don’t you tell him like dude. Its gonna be me winning HOH, no reason I can’t win POV.. something. He’s gonna make his own mind up anyway, innit he?

Renny: I thought we were gonna get more wine.
Keesha: He always thinks he knows whats going on.
Renny: He seriously said he thinks he controls 3 votes in the jury house..
Keesha: UUUUGH can we not talk about Jerry? He thinks… he’s so effing arrogant! Think Dan ran and told him everything I said?
Renny: before I leave.. if I leave… and I think I am… I’ll tell him something about it. How many people vote next week? 2?
Keesha: One. One person.

Renny: still can’t get over the time.. if he spent his time, he got in 6 photos, he got photos in 20 seconds and Dan got the photos in one minute, say 3 photos in 1 minute 28 seconds… something like that. I was in shock when I saw theirs… That’s how much it can come down to in a comp.
Keesha: He who wins this money? Is a lucky person. Whoever ends up winning is one lucky person, because there has been so many twists and turns… anything you can imagine.

Keesha; he doesn’t care which one of us leave. He doesn’t care. Us guys to the end. He doesn’t give 2 shits about all of us, but that’s ok. I don’t give 2 shits about him.

Dan and Jerry head outside after Jerry won the game. He gives Keesha hell about her catepillar, and offers to ask the topic card questions.

Dan: Renny, is justice or forgiveness more important. That’s a good question!
Renny: they’re both important… what’s more important? Forgiveness. Because life, some things are unjust and you’ll never get justice.
Jerry: what I’d ask is what is the crime…

He keeps talking, and Renny gets up and walks inside. Dan follows them - Keesha/Memphis/Dan in the Hippie room and is laughing, telling Memphis.
Keesha: he’s so annoying! She told me, it’s my question and he won’t even let me answer! The thing is Dan, I don’t like arrogant people! He said the guys in the end - earlier! I said there were girls still here too, and he was all dudes can be guys or girls! I’m like… I try to be so nice, he’s just rude….

(I’m getting jumpy feeds again)
Dan: when your playing cards? Dude, he talks a LOT of shit..
Renny comes in..
Dan: Dude! you were not even half done with your answer! I was just like. you cut her off….
Keesha: I’m just like…

Renny: i put a beer in the fridge for later.
Keesha: is he drinking?
renny: I don’t know.. he was before. Go on back out there Dan!
Dan: I just played an hour and a half of cards!

BB: Dan, please go to the Diary Room.

Memphis: I want to go get a beer, but I don’t feel like it.
Renny: Want me to go get it? Whatchoo want…

They tell her, and Renny goes to fetch alcohol for them. More talk about Jerry, and how they try to be nice, but it’s always about him. Renny returns. Jerry is still outside where they left him.

(times for the POV comp- Memphis 2:50, Dan 2:58 - Renny just said so.)

Renny: This game can change on a dime…
Memphis: we have to have a luxury this week…
Keesha: otherwise it’d be this boring all week!
Memphis: nothing till Thursday?
Renny: and we get crayola’s and fingerpaints?
Memphis: I was like, what are we, five?

Jerry goes in, and finds the wine. Pours a glass.

In the hippie room, still laughing over the baby pictures in the HOH competition. Here comes Jerry.
Jerry: why didn’t you tell me the wine was here? I was sitting outside…
Keesha: renny got it for us - Dan brought it in…
Jerry: by the way, I asked that each of us get a copy of the one in the DR…
Memphis: i don’t want that..
Keesha: I do! I was laughing so hard…
Renny: honestly, mine was the cutest baby… we made a cute baby and they were all would you make a cute baby with Jessie? I said maybe, if he’d quit looking in the mirror!
Keesha: Dan looks in the mirror every two seconds!
Jerry: must be looking at his hair..
Renny: He’s vain!
Jerry: I think everyone in here is a little vain..
Keesha: I think so, but some have a LOT of it…
Renny: I’m not vain! Well, not conceited about it.
Keesha: then he tries to call you out on it! Constantly!
Renny: I thought you drank beer, Jerry?
Jerry: I do, but I started wine out there.. I don’t like to mix
Keesha: you know what they say, beer before liquor, never sicker!
Memphis: that’s not true!
Keesha: is too.

Jerry/Renny bicker about age briefly,
Renny: How many times you said 75 in the house
Jerry: bout the same times you’ve said 54.

Memphis escapes.

Jerry: You are what you are.
Keesha: I’m thiiiiiiiirty.
Jerry: Now everyone knows it.

Dan/Memphis are in the kitchen. Not sure what they’re talking about, bouncing back and forth to fish.

Memphis: what are you gonna do, you know? If they expected it to be both of them at the end?
Dan: If Renny had competed a bit..
Memphis: that’s why he wants to keep her.
Dan: yeah, he thinks he can win against her, but…
Memphis: he’s so annoying.
Dan: gotta question - which moment in your life would you choose to relieve if you could.
Memphis: One moment, but we’re not talking about.
Dan: I can’t answer it either. Here’s the question Renny stormed out on. Justice or Forgiveness..
Memphis: Justice - from a criminal standpoint. Strong faith people will forgive the person who killed their daughter, but I think justice should be served.
Dan: What about… not trying to be a cock, but Ashley had a wild night, but didn’t break the relationship - would you forgive her? or do the same…
Memphis: depends on your definition of wild night..

Memphis: Jerry just went upstairs. We should go paly these with the girls.
Dan: yeah…
Memphis: Give them a few together first though.

Dan: I know what you’d say on this one - lets see if I get this right. Would you go to war if drafted?
Memphis: I don’t know.. I used to be gung ho… I don’t know.
Dan: Wow. I thought it would be a definite yes.
Memphis: it used to be - I dunno man. It’s not our war. I understand the object, but… tough question.

Renny lets us know exactly what she thinks about having to talk to Jerry…

Dan and Memphis still talking about going into the military, and why Memphis decided not too. How some people with DUI’s, younger people, sometimes get the option to go into Marines. It’s a good way to straighten some people out, and more should get that option.

They head in to talk to the girls. Topic Cards: (i’ll bold any game talk heading, so you can skip this if you want..)

Dan: You ready?
Memphis: Let’s do this, Judas
Dan: I trademarked. that. ok, Renny, who would you want to trade with for one month and why.
Renny: Bill Gates. I find him interesting and intriguing as a man, brilliant
Memphis: and have an unlimited amount of money…
Renny: I’d like to see what his day entails
Memphis: think he goes to his BofA account to check? You have 20 million dollars! Good, long as it’s there.
Keesha: your turn, who would you be and why.
Memphis: I’d trade places with… a pirate.
Keesha: he always says that! He wants to be a prirate!
Memphis: I want to be a pirate! I want a pirate ship, sail aroudn the caribean and drink rum.
Keesha: I want to trade with the Queen of England, see how she lives, have the respect she has.
Dan: think she’s respected or feared?
Keesha: both.
Dan: the president, or! the director of the CIA, so I can find out all about the secrets, aliens, camp david, who has nukes… all the secrets. Ok - Memphis If money were no object, what kind of party would you throw and where?
Memphis: Definitely have to do… space balls theme, at the space station, in outer space. Ever been drunk in outerspace before? I mean, I haven’t! but you’d get fucked up! We’d party how sick would that be? P Diddy top THAT bitch!
Renny: Well, i would just.. I’d have a roaring 20s party in the Rainbow room in NYC, in costume. From soup to nuts, you hear? the whole 9 yards…
Everyone likes it..

Dan: Keesha, what’s the most significant problem facing the world.
Keesha: Poverty. Because we have way to many homeless, and no need for it.
Dan: solution to the problem?
Keesha: Um.. if I knew the solution, I’d be working on it, but people are greedy - they have billions and others sleeping on the streets… there’s something wrong.
Renny: Hunger. Put all the waste… I wish they could divise something…
Keesha: yeah! like all those lollipops we got.. I think that’s why I have an issue with food, becuase it makes me sick to see tons in one area, and there’s people that can’t get any at all..
Renny: I think a lot… has to do with how many people.. like birth control for…
Memphis: Listen to my point - you have people that have kids on purpose to get more money on welfare…shouldn’t have kids if you can’t pay for them. Shouldn’t it be a priveledge?
Keesha; I agree, people should look at it that way more
Memphis: why do I have to pay for someone elses kid?
Keesha: more so, why do they have to grow up that way..
Memphis: I think they should be more responsible decisions..like someone on welfare, not working, five kids and pregnant, shouldn’t they be better then that?
Keesha: but how do you draw the lines? How would you solve that?
Memphis: No.. like.. if you don’t have a job, you have kids, not to be like a communist country, but why is that ok? I mean if your working and trying and have a kid, I’m totally for that. But the people with multiple kids, no job, living off the gov. and want to ahve more? I think that’s twisted..
Dan: so what do you do if they have another kid? take them away?
Memphis: no… I…
Renny: You have to get rid of the incentive the ability to have more kids..
Keesha: They can’t be living in luxery..
Renny: The children suffer…
Memphis: they do, and this sounds fucked up -but we get flu shots… I think we should… once you hit a certain age, and under a certain limit.. it should be free…
Keesha there’s planned parenthood - you can get it free. there is an option.
Memphis: i think it should be mandatory. Especially if they already HAVE a kid. Living off welfare. It should be mandatory they take birth control until they can make money on themselves.

Dan: but being in a free country - how do you impose that?
Memphis: I know. You can’t. And I’ll get thrown rocks at me for saying it, but.
Renny: It’s education, and breaking the cycle. You don’t see a way out…
Memphis: working on an ambulance, and seeing the things we saw… seeing two babies covered in dirt… crying and crying, when the mother is on the couch, dead… it’s… the monther never left the house… it’s just completely sad.. it’s the cycle…
Keesha: that is sad…
Memphis: there has to be a solution to the problem.. but I think - what was the question? biggest problem? Global warming.
Dan: I don’t believe it.
Keesha: waht?! How do you not notice it?
Dan: I think it has nothing to do with it. You have to buy things to offset your carbon footprints? where does that money go?
Memphis: Just the climate.
Dan: The earth, however many years we’ve been in existance, goes through changes.. I think a lot of it is political BS.
Renny: I guess it’s if you believe in global warming.
Dan: It just doesn’t make sense to me.
Memphis: We’ve destroyed so much since vehicles? For 70 years? what about in 100 years… you won’t ever be able to see, with the smog this bad now…?

Next question:
Dan: which temptation do you try hardest to resist…
Renny: food.
Dan: in what way? want to eat more? a certain type of food?
Renny: all food! I love to eat! It’s something that I love. if I let myself go, I’d be 400 pounds.

Keesha: I don’t know.. I could agree with Renny, I love chocolate… I have to really try sometimes…
Dan: that’s her safe answer, that’s not her real answer - look at her face. Keesha, you’re amongst friends…
Keesha: many friends.. oh daaaaaaan! I’m gonna pass. I’d really have to think about it.
Dan: avoiding putting myself in compromising situations which may involve drinking and other things
Keesha: well THATS vague…
Dan: I’ll elaborate on it - before I was with Monica…I put myself in a lot
Renny: who is Monica, your savior?
Dan: she canalized a lot of positive changes in me.. before her, though I did things..
Renny: you were a teenager.
Keesha: I try not to get completely wasted and do stupid things… people do stupid things when they’re drunk, things you wouldn’t normally do. I believe there are some instances that it’s passions you hold back on, but I think you make huge mistakes…
Renny: alcohol impairs your judgment.
Dan: but removing judgment really just giving you waht you want?
Renny: no, I don’t thinks so. Next!
Keesha: wait, ask memphis.
Memphis: I don’t know. I try hardest too… Fights, I try to avoid fights.
Dan: so it’s a temptation to pound someone’s face in on a daily basis?
Memphis: yeah.

What amendment do you want added..
Dan: I’ll put the first one - English should be the official language.
Renny: according to my husband American’s can’t teach it either. How about this - when you become a citizen, you have to speak it.
Dan: i’m not trying to take away anyone’s culture or anything like that. I just think that if you live here - you should be able to speak and understand English.
Dan: do you have the right to bear arms?
Memphis: We used to. I can’t carry a gun…

Fish.

— OMG. Dan wants a flying car too. That’s my dream. it’s 2008. I watched the Jetsons. WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR?!

If you would go on a spiratual journey, where would you go and what would you do?
Renny: wailing wall.
Memphis: Vegas. on Acid.
Keesha: rome.
Memphis: Rome, or the pyramids, sphinx.

Worst player on the best team vs. best player on the losing team…
M/R say worst on best, Keesha says best on worst.
Memphis: depends - how bad ARE you…

What do you to do make yourself feel better?
Renny: pray.
Dan: Go for a run then scream into a pillow until I start hysterically laughing. Like this!
Memphis: crazy.
Keesha: i call my mom.

What event, past present future?
Renny: the fall of the Berlin wall
Memphis: Columbus discovering America..
Dan: JFK and if there really is any conspiracy.

Most amazing weather you’ve seen?
Memphis: hurricane.
Dan: Hawaii. It was hot, but raining cold. very strange.
Renny: a blizzard.

One thing you’ve done you’d like to erase? they all pass. One goal to accomplish this year…
Memphis: be general manager of one of the nightclubs.
Renny: to go to the bathroom
Memphis: that’s your goal?
Renny: right now.
Keesha: be with the person I love…
Memphis: here that JJ?

Work as an assistant for anyone for a year…
Memphis: President of virgin mobile
Keesha: POTUS.
Dan: Gismo!

If you ad 5 years to live - would you change anything?
Memphis: hell yeah!
Dan: start popping out kids? Hey, if you had a kid would you name it memphs?
Memphis: yeah. Cash Memphis.
Dan: does Ashley call you Memphis?
Memphis: sometimes. She likes it, she just likes.. I could deal with memphis as a middle name, not a first name.
Keesha: I’d be more serious about things. Relationship and everything. I’d let everyone know how much I love them. I do it now, but maybe to an extreme, live life to the fullest.

Survive alone in the wilderness?
Keesha -no. Memphis Survivor? i’m there man, sign me up. Dan yes.

Who’s the most unusual member of your family?
And we get Fish. Heh.

More important -respect of your children, or your parents - from them..
Renny: Children.
Memphis: children. How could you live without it?
Keesha: parents - but i don’t have kids.
Memphis: i think it’s parents, until you have kids.

In your opinion what are the 7 wonders of the world?
Renny: God, my children - thats 3, the earth, electricity and last but not least, scientiests.
Dan: that’s interesting.
Memphis: I can’t go after that!
Dan: I can’t top that.

–good convos continuing, as Jerry watches the spy screen alone in his HOH room then goes to bed. I’m not gonna cover it anymore though… if Game talk pops up - I’m here though! —

12:33 AM The party is separating for now. Memphis heads to the brush his teeth, Keesha grabs some laundry and heads out. Dan is heading for a shower I think, he’s looking for towels. Renny’s changed into her jammies.

Renny: Those are some evil eyes, Father Dan! Why you being so mean to me, Dan? I’ve been good to you!
Dan: oh Renny Roo, you know I love you.

He gets in the shower, the other three go back to the hippie room…
Renny: He’s nuts! He’s got this whole other side! He’s mean! He hasn’t cried in 10 years (topic card question/answer) doesn’t that mean something?!
Keesha: He cried at the table, that time.
Renny: that was fake. He’s a good actor.

They move on to discussing Jerry - more of the same.

12:55 AM - Things quieting down in the hippie room - lights out. Dan is still in the shower.

1am - Dan says goodnight, and heads to his bed in the DoomRoom.

1:20 - all the hamsters are asleep, or on their way there. Dan didn’t even bother to get up and turn off the light - he just kissed his bracelet and is drifting to sleep himself.

Ah - there he goes. Lights out on all feeds.

And so, I close this post that’s 18 miles long (and I didn’t even write half of the Topic cards!) and bid you adieu.

Till tomorrow, my BBCrazies!