Big Brother Craze

So, while we were recapping the show, the houseguests partook of another Renny Dinner. It was all quiet and calm, until they started cleaning up. Michelle started to complain about Dan and Memphis, saying they were talking about her.

Ollie: you got something to say, say it to my face.
—says the king of under ya breath foulness. Coward.
Michelle: I must be really important to them if they keep talking about me.
Renny: They weren’t talking about you! I swear to god.
Michelle: I don’t care if they talk about me. They’re f’in ignorant. They’re 2 year olds.

Renny sighs loudly and walks outside, and Michelle jumps no the Jessie is God train again. Ollie told Michelle she shouldn’t have said that in front of Renny, Michelle doesn’t care, of course. She’s gonna get them back in her own way.

MIchelle: Dan is dirty. He doesn’t wash his clothes. I f’in heard them. F’in idiots.
—-And it went down from there… and I’m done with that.

Michelle: Do me a favor and put them mother f’ers up.
Ollie: I’d like to put my f’in fist up.

Michelle expects a twist, of course, including one to bring her back. Oh and Dan’s scared of her, was scared of Jessie, is scared of Ollie, and isn’t a coach becuase he’s a coward and a wuss, he’s a cheerleader, that’s what he is, a chearleader.

Michelle: I told you went I went up there this morning he went into a fetal position.
—-sigh. It gets worse. Again. now she’s dissing Monica.

Outside, the Fantastic Four are talking about Jerry, and why he would trust Ollie, when Ollie is trying to keep Michelle here. It’s much more relaxed, and with a lot less slamming, cursing, cutting down. (Yes, I know they do it too.. but not to the level Michelle and Ollie have taken it. Dun. D-U-N dun!) He hasn’t talked to any of them, Memphis thinks he would at least try. Renny says that if he comes into a room, she sometimes gets up and go. Today she talked to him for a while…

Keesha: they’re all being your best buddy! They love you!
Renny: yeah.. ya’ll knew it too, you said that about my ears being bit off.

Fantastic Four on the couch, talking about how the finale works and what happens afterwards, Michelle and Ollie slamming pool balls around, Jerry inside taking his meds, then joins them at the pool table.

The fantastic four go inside to get ready for abs, and Michelle/Jerry/Ollie immediately jump on the bash train.

Jerry: they’re mean people. Mean!
—pot, kettle…

Abs class over, they go back inside, our Ab-licious four… Memphis/Dan go to play chess, Keesha feeds the downstairs fish, Dan the upstairs, not sure where Renny is.

Ironic statement of the day:
Jerry: I don’t understand why they are being mean like that. We’re not doing anything mean, are we?

Outside, the MeanGirls v. 2 are on the bash train again by the pool table. Yes. Oh yes. I went there. But I’m not staying there, after Michelle goes off again - so hey! let’s watch Memphis/Dan play chess! Yay!

DR audio leak - Michelle ‘meets’ hank, and she’s all baby talk flirty which makes me want to kill her as she asks ‘do you like watchin’ me?’ She says ummmmm since it’s possibly my last day in the hawse, I was wonderin if we could get some awkahol up in here so my last few days…

Fish.

(Yes, I’m still on MeanGirls v2 strike.)

Jerry: you people on showtime love us? The Three Amigos
—uh. do I really have to answer? Wait, I’m not on showtime. Never mind!

9:19 PM Around the house - the Fabulous Four are in the spa, talking about flying and travel, and different stories… outside on the couch, The Spew Crew (thanks hamstertime!) are, well, spewing. They were talking about ex girlfriends, Jerry’s wife, ex boyfriends, and Jerry hopes they’ll let him thank America for his phone call Thursday, Michelle hopes she doesn’t forget anything in her speech, she’s got it all in her head.

Jerry goes inside briefly
Michelle: Some reason, I think they were talking about me in the room. Memphis smiled at me - not in a bad way - I could be staying.
Ollie: you know they’re trying to corner you to make you do things their way
Michelle: I’ll play lets make a deal!

She wants to talk to Renny, see if she’s thought about waht they talked about earlier. Jerry comes out calling Memphis an asshole because he looked in the fridge but didn’t take anything and walked away…
Jerry:It’s like their taunting me!

Michelle goes inside for a moment.
Jerry: if we go to the Jury, I won’t give them the money.
Ollie; don’t talk to me about losing right now. I don’t want to talk about it. When I lose, that’s when I’ll talk about it.
Jerry: we gotta win this HOH, and the next one. Eff’em,, we’ll win them both!
Ollie: that’s what I like to hear.

Jerry says that thousands of retirees will pick up on watching BB because he’s there, and the Military too. Ollie and Michelle stroke his ego by agreeing. Jerry has offered to write letters of recommendation for Michelle and Ollie - Michelle wants one to Hef - so she can do playboy.
—no. sorry. I can’t. Even I won’t go there… use your imagination, kids!

(Sorry, took a break to take my son on his first manual shift driving lesson. Gee. That was fun. *makes face* In a ‘72 VW Super Beetle, even! I have bruises. Anyway, back to the house! *L*)

Around the house - Spa Room still random talking, outside the Spew Crew still spewing nonsense. Oh Ollie…

Ollie: It’ll be interesting to see how things are portrayed..
Michelle: I’ll be all, you don’t know how it really was!
—Lessa: what part of TWENTY FOUR SEVEN LIVE FEEDS do you people not understand?!? My kingdom for an intelligent hamster! oh yeah, we got Dan and Memphis. ok. I feel better.

Oh, and Keesha was jealous of April, that’s why April went out. yup.
Jerry: Watch out for Keesha, she’s manipulated every guy, except us.
Ollie: Memphis mezmorized all the girls, except you.

And Dan was in love with Brian, which dissolved into much worse unsavory things.

Ollie: we’ll be the dumbest cast in BB history if he makes it to Final 2. We’ll be dumb, we’ll be laughed at.
—-sometimes, it’s too easy.

Some game talk in the Spa
Memphis: how will Jerry react if Ollie votes to evict him?
Dan: That’s why we need to make him think it’ll be 2-2, so he’ll vote to keep Micehlle. Then when it’s 3-1, Jerry will know, and thank us. One of you will have to tell MIchelle you’ll vote for her, then go back - volunteers?

Keesha and Memphis say they’ve been telling her they don’t know, and will continue.
Dan: will Ollie still take that chance?
They think so - and they think Michelle’s gonna flip out again soon, probably tomorrow.
Renny: I’ll be ’sick’ tomorrow.

They talk a little more about how awkward it was this morning when Ollie and Michelle came in to sit next to them and not say anything. Memphis got up and left because he didn’t want to say something. Keesha stayed because she wouldn’t give them the satisfaction, Memphis was surprised that Dan didn’t get mad - Dan just moved his feet away.

Renny: the Colonel’s all arrogant walking around here. I wish we could get him gone.

Now she’s impersonating the Colonel - everyone is laughing. Memphis is telling about his dream that freaked him out, he’s had some crazy dreams. They talk about life after the house and how weird it’ll be, not to have to grab mics, being in your own bed, no song, no BB telling you to get up… Renny says it’ll be Post traumatic Stress Syndrome “you’re not gonna be NORMAL…”

Dan: You think it would be bad if I brought my football picture down and set it on the kitchen table with the rulebook open in front of it?
Keesha: That’d be funny!
Renny: they might throw it…
Dan: I wouldn’t put Monica’s picture down there. (mimics Ollie) I never forget a pretty face, I SAW her there! In the van! Renny, can I ask you a question - at anytime in the vans, did you have guys in there?

Fish.

Renny: Yeah, bring you’re photo down here if you want another whirlybird thrown.
Memphis: he clean that up?
Dan: last night, I watched him do it.
Renny: He and the Colonal have devised a plan if they win.
Memphis: (laughs!) Ok, put two of us up. If one of us comes down, put the other one up - ooooh good plan guys!
Keesha: yeah really! It doesn’t take a genuis to figure that out!
Renny: gotta win first.

Outside, we finally have jedi training for the first time - what day was the wine competition, etc. Of course, they can’t agree on anything. That’s ok, those are usually POV competition questions for final four, not HOH.

In the Spa - Keesha gives them pointers. “They get nervous, and it messes them up. Take your time, think about it for a minute, then answer. They get flustered.

Dan: He wins, I’ll hand it to him - drop it. Not put it around his neck. Or throw it in the pool! Go get it!
Renny: throw it whirly bird! Or put it around the lamp outside. Imagine if the COlonel gets it.
Keesha: just stop! Your getting me… you know? Imagine one of us win it, how about that.
Memphis: I hope it’s something practical, you know? Not questions that are… you know… random. I don’t mind losing if it’s something practical, something we’d know.
Keesha: like who would you think…
Memphis: yeah, that’s effed up. It’s not practical, you’re assuming, there’s no right or wrong…
—- Oh Memphis. Honey. I’m sorry. I voted that you’d beat Jessie at arm wrestling though!

They continue to think of possibilities.
Keesha: they do something with faces..
Dan: That’s usually POV though. Pay attention tomorrow - things start popping up in the walls…
Keesha: listen to the songs…
Dan: The songs this morning, all about love? what was that?
Memphis: Maybe they felt the love in the air…
Dan: If I hear one more Elvis song…
Memphis: hey now! Don’t talk bad about the King.

Random aside: this picture amuses me - Feed mashups are fun:

Renny: He already told her she’s going home and he’ll avenge her.
Memphis: (laughs) Oh my god. What are we, the..
Dan: crusades?
Memphis: (laughing, deep voice) I will AVENGE YOU! Guys, hey. if I go? Please don’t ever avenge me.
Keesha: he haaaaaaaaaaated her last week. You should have heard the things he said…

Dan: wanna go upstairs? change of scenery?
Memphis: raid the cooler?
Dan: drink a beer..
Renny: You got beer up there?! What are we down HERE for?!

The Fab Four relocates upstairs. Downstairs they’re still arguing days and attempting to jedi train, while not being able to agree on anything.

Outside - Ollie: Here’s where we’re wrong! How can we be sure it’s day 49?
— you can’t - or rather, be sure all you want, but it’s day 50. Duh.

Jerry goes inside briefly
Michelle: Renny’s gonna convince Keesha to keep me, cuz Memphis smirked at me.

Outside
Michelle: he didn’t have too do this way… he didn’t have to go through all this, put Memphis up, ask him not to use the Veto…
Ollie: He’s mean. He did it to get me. He’s mean.
Michelle; that’s why he didn’t wanna talk to me, because I’ll make him answer me…

Upstairs:
Memphis: She hasn’t talked to me at all. Hasn’t detached herself from Ollie at all. She’s laying down…
Keesha: think she’ll be mean tomorrow…

Downstairs:
Ollie: just tell him, why is he so weird.
Michelle: just ask him.
Ollie; he’s scared of you, scared of me.
Jerry: He hasn’t even tried to talk to me.
Michelle: ask him in front of everyone - maybe that’s what it has to be? Ask him if he’s being coached by America… Someone can’t be that effin weird!
—-same song and dance…
Ollie: what if you find out he’s not.
Michelle: I’d rather look like a fool guessing and be wrong, then not guess and be right.
Jerry: everything is in direct conflict as to what a normal person will do.. and he appears to be untouchable - he talks sings throw things… he gets away with murder
—-um. what? what about Ollie there… sitting there in the game still even with all his crap yesterday…

Michelle: it’s a good and evil thing…
Ollie: we call it a hypocrite.
—- pot, kettle.

back to the football picture, etc. Same story.

Upstairs:
Renny: He’s so smug.
Danny: He’ll seek vengence for her.

They talk some personal stuff, then on to other things- like April and her shorts and heels, and how it was obvious she hated the clothing. Random talk…

Downstairs:
Jerry: I’m waiting to see if he purposely goes to say good night to me again. Maybe that’s his thing? He has to say goodnight to me every night.
Michelle: I was the only one he gave a hug two every morning.
Ollie: He reads a scripture to them every night. I don’t play that shit, who does that?

Lather, rinse, repeat.

Keesha and Renny head down to get ready for bed, Dan and Memphis stay upstairs.

Outside, they’re still all against Dan, and how the other’s are stupid if they trust him, they must be using him for a vote next week, and they (the three) have to win or they’re gone next week. Keesha goes outside to throw something away, and Jerry calls her an arrogant little c*** and we’re on the trash Keesha train.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

HOH Room: Dan/Memphis
Dan: She (renny) has no interest in winning this HOH. None, except to protect Keesha.
Memphis: I don’t think she’d take the chance of throwing it? I see what your saying, though. I just don’t know that she’d take the chance of losing Keesha.
Dan: if it’s something dumb and she comes off? I’ll call her out man.
Memphis: i don’t see her taking that chance, of one of us going home.
Dan: isn’t that funny how we were concerned how she’d vote, and now it’s a lock.
Memphis: If we get this? I think Ollie needs to go.
Dan: I’ll fight tooth and nail for him to go. If they’re both not up? We’ll have to say screw you. We can deal with Jerry at a later time.
Memphis: I know, they keep saying Jerry has to go, Jerry has to go, but to be honest? Ollie has to go first.
Dan: it doesn’t make sense to her for Ollie to go, which is why I tried to drive that wedge between them.
Memphis: I’m not even gonna say anything… she’ll put them both up.
Dan: If it’s Keesha, we won’t have t piss her off because we can talk to her.
Memphis: us four against Jerry? Slim to none. Against Ollie? Different deal.

Fish.

Memphis: Keesha freaks out, man. she wears herself out. I’m like calm down - it is what it is.
Dan: I’m gonna work out with her tomorrow.. this whole time I tried to tell you guys exactly what I was going to do, the end results are always what I say even if I put a twist on it.
Memphis: Michelle should be up here right now, hanging out. I don’t think I’ve thrown a cold shoulder at her,
Dan; same with me.
Memphis: I don’t know, man. I almost want to vote out Jerry just for spite, a screw you, but I know we can’t.
Dan: that’s why I brought you up to make sure we didn’t vote out Ollie
Memphis: we wouldn’t have had the votes, and they’d have pissed them off, and we would have been screwed. They’re gonna stick with the plan. If Renny wins, she’ll put them both up.
Dan: What have you done - the majority one, what happened?
Memphis: early. I thought too much into it.
Dan: alien one?
Memphis: I got one or two rounds in that one, got out with Keesha. She got it rigiht.
Dan: eliminator…
Memphis: didn’t have to do that - and the wakeup call I got to the second one. We got out on the general one…
Dan: listen very carefully… might be like true or false and if you answer wrong and are out? Chill.. Here’s the thing - Jerry can’t hear Julie.
Memphis: I don’t think he can hear most of the time.
Dan: he told me. He could be lying. I’d rather it be question then another endurance. Ollie’s gonna be a beast.
Memphis: could be a different kind…
Dan: only one i could think of was spiderweb, and the rabbit in season 8, and season 6 where they pushed a button for like 12 hours.
Memphis: ooooooh my god.
Dan: then it was like Kaysar and this other chick, and she was all crying and she needed it, he said don’t put me up she agreed, he went up and home.
Memphis:…ollie should be happen he ain’t home.

Outside:
Jerry: BB has turned me into a cursing bitter man who talks trash. I don’t like it.
—–yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah. kay then.

Memphis says goodnight, heads downstairs. Dan follows - while the outside, Jerry is channeling Natalie, about the number 13. there were thirteen houseguests, and 4 times 13 is 52 and that’d be Thursday! Jerry maybe something has come down to the 13 because I was was born the 13th!

Michelle: So we must have a twist on Thursday!

Ollie: there was three! THREE twists in season 9? this is season 10! This shouldn’t be a routine thursday. This is what I’m saying!
—-remember Ollie, when you leave Thursday? (hopefully?) that you asked for it… heh. —–

(completely random - if I hear Michelle discuss her facts with “because they probably figured, they probably said. they probably…” I’ll have to stab myself in the ear. Probably.)

Ollie: And then they had a fast forward, like they do every season..
—DINGDINGDING!

Ollie: but we have no twists here.
Michelle: yeah, we’re on day 51!
—no. day 50. Whatever.

Michelle: imagine one of us is evicted, and we get the Q&A, and then you go to the backyard and we’re there… on a thrown, just sitting there with an HOH key because we already won..

Ollie; it’s killing them, those 4 idiots in there, that we’re getting along.
Michelle: I wanna look at their faces if shit goes down on Thursday, better have your camera angles all on lock then! Watson, this effin house, I got it all figured out. They’re like, write this down, these guys got some good ideas!

Jerry: it has to be something that changes the balance of the game
Ollie: they gotta shake things up. SHAKE IT! SHAKE IT LIKE A SALT SHAKER!

—1:19am: Lather rinse repeat - which means I’m gonna go lay down, and have half an ear still on the feeds. If the three in the back yard manage to have an original thought between them, I’ll pop back over. Otherwise - night!–

—2am:
Bedtime giggles in the hippie room, the spew crew goes inside, Dan makes a goodnight to the hippie room, reads his bible in hoh, Michelle/Ollie whisper…

and Lessa sleeps.—